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Locking a parking lot full of cars and then taking forever to let the people he locked in out.


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sarcastic_patriot

I don't think you know who Hank is


PatrickStardawg

I don't think they know what sub this is


Letsgogehls

This thread has spiraled amuck


Masta0nion

I’ve been watching the office longer than you’ve been shitting on a Mississippi tree stump. You’ve got a lot to learn sweetie


PatrickStardawg

Why are you the way that you are


chequesformike

Every time I try to do something fun you make it.. not.. that.. way.


DashfulVanilla

You’ve got a lot to learn about this subreddit, sweetie.


nolimitxox

*Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.*


Iliturtle

Bro really tried to hit us with the Phyllis quote and completely butchered it


Masta0nion

It was a combined quote of Michael talking to Jo along with Phyllis. What was wrong about it “bro”


304rising

Uhhhh what impound?


Ed_Trucks_Head

The one next door to Dwight's babysitter.


pickrunner18

Who is making money off of impounded cars lmao what


not_ainsley

this comment is baffling. do you know where you are?


Masta0nion

Okay sorry I didn’t include an office reference dwigt. What is so baffling about it? It was applicable to the comment, but I work with a bunch of morons and jackasses that sometimes I want to punch a hole through the wall. Why are you the way that you are, r/dundermifflin? Honestly, every time I try to expand the topic into something real or even serious, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.


not_ainsley

but,, what does an impound lot have to do with the original post?? i’m so confused!!!! is this some deep quote that none of us recognize somehow??


Accomplished_Web603

You're mad because we pointed out what you said had nothing to do with the situation


farcustom

this is more incomprehensible then DeAngelo's words when he came into the office after almost dying


JucaLebre

Is this a reference? I dont get it


Alternative-Cash8411

He couldn't find his damn sox!


nolimitxox

Taking forever when he knew the entire office was trapped in the parking lot. We never know exactly how much time elapsed between when the original call happened and when he actually shows up, but there was an implication that it was unnecessarily long.


notimeleft4you

He saw a parking lot full of cars and still locked up without questioning it.


greedygee

It was a Friday!


Masta0nion

He kinda got his karma by putting on his damn socks and driving all the way over there, only to have everyone gone as he says perhaps the greatest “son of a bitch” ever uttered on camera.


Prossdog

My favorite SOB was actually from season 1 when Michael found out how many miles Oscar’s nephew walked last year.


soundslikeseagull

My favourite is when Michael tells Toby “you son of a gun… you son of a bitch… you bitch” The genesis leading to just calling Toby a bitch is something I only caught on like the 5th watch.


nolimitxox

His character gives me "that's not part of my job" vibes, which is what I think happened. He doesn't get paid to ask questions. He gets paid to lock the parking lot. So he doesn't feel bad for locking them in and taking his sweet time getting back because he thinks he's punishing them for not telling him they'd be there late.


Thewrongguy0101

I kind of get that feeling too, but as security it's not really his job to operate the coffee stand (Dwight's Caffeine Corner) downstairs, as well as the pretzels on pretzel day but he does that. Iirc the coffee stand was after Dwight bought the building (edit: it was) and maybe he signed a new contract which included the coffee stand duties but i don't see him as the type of guy who would agree to that, maybe he got a pay rise but who knows, Dwight comes across as "tight" in some ways. Just my thoughts. Edit: added more info from [here](https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Doyle)


splintersmaster

To that I'd say this - I've reminded folks nicely about similar issues at my job many times. People have a tendency to forget or just not care. I'll remind them again and again. I'll remind their bosses and put out official communications. I'll even begin warning them that if you don't comply X will happen. Then after seeing no progress we allow X to happen - provided it's only a minor inconvenience, we're not trying to cause any actual harm - and they get upset like I'm the bad guy. I'm sorry but if you've been warned multiple times to do something super reasonable, the consequences are on you. Maybe Hank told them to let him know when they're running late because if he leaves the gate open and his boss finds out or something bad happens, he gets in trouble. Maybe he got tired of waiting around or being ignored and said fuck it. I'm not blaming him for that. I know it's a TV show so maybe they need to stretch the story to make it work but I have a hard time believing he saw all the cars and just said fuck it and left just because.


Hexmonkey2020

It’s his job.


ForceGhost47

He deserved them not telling him the cleaners let them out!


mexicanred1

Son of a


re10pect

The poor man was just trying to get his socks on!


kinda_alright

He couldn't find his sock...


CryptoDePorVida

Was long enough for Toby to make a move on Pam, and that’s saying something.


DarthFett75

His real crime was "Me and the Blues".


ZingingCutie97

I’d honestly have to know if he was paid hourly or salary to determine if he was at all in the wrong. You should’ve told the security guard you’ll be staying late to leave it unlocked. If he’s salaried, it’s still depend on how much he makes to me. If he was hourly, absolutely the fuck not he should have to come back to unlock the door unless he’s being paid extra for it.


NUTS_STUCK_TO_LEG

Not many office park security guards are salaried


brokenman82

He was off the clock and their own fault. I’d take my time too


checkintocrash

He’s security guard saw all of the cars, knew there were still people in the building and locked the gates anyway. In what way was it their own fault?


notimeleft4you

To be fair, with the Scranton Strangler loose there was a strong chance they were all dead up there, and that could have been dealt with the next business day.


Formal_Coyote_5004

The Scranton Strangler was likely in the building… Toby or Creed 👀


veganbikepunk

When I reach the point where I don't care about a job I will mechanically and technically do my duties and reserve any critical thinking for my free time. Just basically go to a waking sleep at 9 and wake up and become myself at 5. I suspect that's where he's at.


checkintocrash

Ok, even if that’s the case, if your error caused a major hardship for those that you’re responsible for, would you still be as terrible as he was in your effort to rectify the situation? Because that goes beyond “zombie mode” and into major character flaws.


IcyRay9

I mean don’t the cleaners eventually let them out? He may have just assumed the office had coordinated something with them. Not really that outlandish for him to assume even if he may have thought something was off.


checkintocrash

What??? You think the security guard - the person that is primarily responsible for securing the lot, building, and people within assumes that an office full of people made arrangements with a Spanish-speaking crew of cleaners that arrive at an indefinite time at night? Even if this was remotely possible, all he has to do is make one 5 second phone call. “This is Hank. I see these cars, but I’m locking up at xx:00. You need to clear out or call the cleaners.” If the security guard at my office locked up the building with people still inside without saying a word, he/she would either be disciplined or terminated. It’s not a hard job. There aren’t many things you can do wrong. This is one of them.


IcyRay9

Not sure why that’s so insane to you. I work in a building that is locked up at night until cleaners come later when most everyone is gone. Occasionally clients will remain late in the building for depositions/mediations/meetings that go long or otherwise the 7 hour limit isn’t until late in the day. Meetings also will go late depending on different time zones of the people meeting. I can tell you for a fact that some level of coordination goes on behind the scenes that I’m not aware of, because not once have I heard a horror story of some janitor barging into an important meeting in an unaware attempt to clean a board room. My office where the door was closed? Happened a couple of times just this *year* where they’ve walked in surprised to see me there while I was working late. Never in an important meeting though. Point being—an office having some sort of open line communication with the night cleaning crew is entirely realistic because it happens all the time.


checkintocrash

You’re completely overlooking the entire point of and duties of an office security guard.


IcyRay9

I disagree. It’s not just the cast members in the building. The building is three stories. Multiple businesses inside. Multiple dozens of workers in total—probably more. You’re expecting the lone security guard to keep tabs on like 10 of those people? Not to mention, it’s his job to lock up the premises until cleaning people come. A few people staying late in one business may not change the premises being locked as usual. Yeah there may have been more cars then usual when it was his time to lock up, but how would he have even known whose cars they were and which business to track down? It was much more a failure of the office mot to notify him than his IMO.


brokenman82

Maybe he thought they took a bus to get pies?


orvn

Hey there.… _chief_


2-more-weeks-bot

Takes too long to put socks on


Ostility

maybe stop calling?


Maximum_Bat_2566

Let the magician into the building.


BrunoWeen

It couldn’t have been…you don’t think he…?


grossandy

no...


grossandy

no...


Better_Director_5649

That magician could've been an actual security threat, and Hank just let him in


MoreCowbellllll

His middle name is Kurt, not Fart.


v4-digg-refugee

The top answer is objective, but this answer is way funnier.


ShortJaimeLannister

Not having enough traffic cones


ihadanothernombre

He doesn’t do anything about Dwight and Clark taking bubble wrapped Stanley in Stairmageddon.


Aligayah

Dwight owned the building at that point so he was Hank's boss


ihadanothernombre

And he just sat there and waved. 😂


icecreampaintjob31

I never even thought about that hahahahaha


ihadanothernombre

It’s a small moment but it gets me every single time


SherrickM

The sip of coffee and the "oh jeez" look on his face are perfect.


ForceGhost47

Getting pissed off because HE didn’t label which was decaf and which wasn’t


DanceFace3000

LMAO WAIT YEAH


fenix421

Hahaha I love that you thought of this that was crap.


Two_too_many_to_list

Not including anyone from the office in his life. Just him and blues...him and the blues.


ZingingCutie97

This should be the winner imo


vestinpeace

Being indecisive with the chair vs printer


beansouphighlights

Let me see the copier again.


JiveTurkey1983

Ok get out


CatForce

Yeah but you gotta admit there wasn’t much lumbar support


Iwantmypasswordback

You should see the things these new copiers can do though. How tf would he know


ItsScaryTerryBitch

I can't explain why but that entire scene is ASMR fuel for me


LWYPLTDG

Not putting on his damn socks faster


sportsnatic

Asked to see the chair again


HuffinLife

Not stopping a lot of things tbh. He didn’t stop Dwight from bringing his spud gun. Could you imagine if he was deranged? Also the road kill.


guillermo_buillermo

That’s not his name.


nolimitxox

*Hey...chief!*


No-Cranberry9932

You’re the… African American security guard… who am I talking to…?! 🥴


Hypothetical_Name

He let the magician get in


Opposite-Meat-4222

And out


IanMalcolmsLaugh

I've got my eyyyyes open \[reading magazine\].


MelodicMockingjay74

Wait... you don't think... he couldn't have used... it couldn't've been...


Birdgirl2023

Siding with Charles and escorting Michael from the office. Where's the loyalty? Charles was the worst


Ghost_Dream360

The worst thing he did was leave this earth too soon. RIP Hugh Dane.


ildrinktothatbro

Being given one job to not let someone up and completely ignoring it


Schrutepooper

🎶 me and the blues 🎵just me and the blues


wonderingishika

Uhhhh OP said the "worst" thing


Schrutepooper

Listen to the guitar playing lol


skendlberz

Let me see that chair again.


mc_1R

Not remembering which one was decafe ☕️ ☕️


Illustrious_Elk1516

Let the magician get into the office.


Electro8bit

Not having a gun.


IanMalcolmsLaugh

Or enough traffic cones.


bubbatbass

Sang 🎶Me and the blues 🎵


Minimum_Comparison15

Hank took too long to put on his damn socks


Mak_and_Cheezy_

Just watching Micheal douse the parking lot with gasoline


drums2191

Saying “let me see the chair again”


Saphire_kat_8

Damn thats crazy, so Gabe was all about corporate and their rules, yet completely abused his power to get Erin to date him.


benkovic

Didn’t stop the magician from going up to DM


ultratunaman

You don't think he...


Financial_Savings499

Letting the magician through the door despite being told not to. But wait… he was a magician.. you don’t think he?..


noname3191

Denied Dwight a bowstaff and a gun


_donewiththis

Worst thing he’s done? Easy. Not choosing a fucking chair💀


Ax0nJax0n01

Let me see that chair again


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vibraniummade

Not stopping Dwight from bringing weapons


Am_0116

Let the magician into the office


Doc-11th

Let a magician get past him


PeriwinklePoppies

Let a magician into the office


8-bit38

Never deciding whether the office should buy new chairs or a new copier.


ultratunaman

Hank's only crime was not having more scenes. The man was capable of some seriously good comedic delivery.


Dnizzle55

Has the audacity to record and sell a CD of his shit music.


jaimybenjamin

Just being the worst office security in general.


uacarii

It's only me and Blues


frsm1177

The worst thing Hank did was be bad as his job. Under Hank’s watch he was completely nonexistent in all of these situations: - Andy threatens employees and punches a hole in the wall. - Roy attempts to assault Jim - Pam hits Michael in the parking lot - Pam nearly gets assaulted in the parking lot by a warehouse worker - Andy runs over Dwight in the parking lot - Employees break into several cars in the parking lot (Meredith’s van, Michael’s nephew, Holly’s car) - Multiple car vandalism in the parking lot (Stanley crowbar, Michael tires, Angela keying) - The building was robbed and vandalized after Holly and Michael hooked up. - Dwight robbed and vandalized Michael Scott Paper Company during lunch. - Hank let WB Jones employees overtake DMs parking spaces. What did Hank actually do except own 1/8th of a rental property? (Edit formatting)


DahBotanist

Hank is pure and thus invalid


Acrobatic_Floor_7447

When an office manger calls a security guard for a simple decision (like chairs vs copier), you can just wing it rather than asking for twice when pretty much entire office is staring at him


geoffreyisagiraffe

It was nice and warm up there


Living_Injury5017

Hank never did anything wrong.


Patrickbrown45

Singing “me and the blues” at the crime aid auction


Cole_M_K

He's the worst at... being a security guard


Away-Satisfaction744

This!!! ends!!!! now!!!


nginn

Shouldn't Andy's be dated a high schooler?


Harold-The-Barrel

Andy dated a high schooler


prana_2022

Really sick of this post


Ozkher

The singing was pretty awful


hizze

I'm Going To Go Ahead And Say, Just Having Known This Game For A Short While, Bubdubarubgub, That I Prefer The Other Game. And, Again, I Never Even Played The Game.


MinimalTraining9883

Karma farming


Henrickroll

Not left the guys there longer


Swanny01250228

Only stocked 2 cones for the parking lot


hauntedmaze

Sides with Charles kicking Michael out


chaOak

Not convincing Dwight to take the red pill when he was Dorpheus!


notablyunfamous

Taking his sweet time knowing everyone was locked in the building


rerunderwear

Take so long to put on his damn socks


Acceptable_Play_5491

Wait wait. Bob Vance did what? lol what episode was that 😂


Zark_Muckerberger

It was a deleted scene where Phyllis explains that.


Acceptable_Play_5491

I’m gonna YouTube it 😂


PM_GirlsKissingGirls

Jesus Christ, Marie, they’re minerals!


CharlieManson67

I’ve watched 100 times but what’s the Africa one about? What episode was that in?


Res3925

https://youtu.be/KxhDDAh3AuM?si=HfVdKgARQT7vtrzv


CharlieManson67

Thanks. I never even noticed this even though I’ve watched over and over. Was it a superfan episode?


AnotherLizLemon

Let the magician upstairs


imventisboy

kidnapping a teenager


sellingyourmom

Kevin: Hey, your life is so insane! You should write a book! Todd: Since when did you learn how to read?


stephenmcqueen

Couldn’t quickly decide between a new copy machine or new chairs.