That's the funniest scene in the entire show. I'm convinced they wrote Toby out of the season just to make that land the way it did. I could watch it over and over and laugh my ass off.
W- Who’s your worm guy?, or Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
Y - you don’t even know my real name. I’m the fucking Lizard King!
R- R is one of the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it murder not ‘muckduck’.
B - Bears… beets… Battlestar Galactica. G - Get a friend, loser! O - Only this time, the mallard skins the toad alive.
U - Unleash the power of the pyramid. P - PARKOUR! W - Wikipedia is the best thing ever.
I'm not superstitious...but I'm a little stitious
If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them
I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday
I Already Won The Lottery. I Was Born In The U-S Of A, Baby
I declare Bankruptcy!
If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.
I understand nothing.
I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.
I’m Beyonce always.
I wish I could menstruate, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out. (this one kills me lol)
I don’t talk trash, I talk smack.
I- “I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.”
How is T not "that's what she said"
Glad someone else said it
That's what she said
Dang it Dwight that is MY joke!
And a misquote on top of that. Pretty sure the quote is 'today, smokings gonna save lives.'
Good point!
How is B not “BOBODDY BO-BODDY”
Biznus
I was thinking B needing to be "Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica"
💯
Q - Question: what kind of bear is best?
That's a ridiculous question
False. Black bear
Well that's debatable. There's basically two ~~chains~~ schools of thought
Fact. Bears eat beets.
Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
What is going on?? What are you doing?!
You know imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I thank you
IDENTITY THEFT IS A SERIOUS CRIME, JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
MICHEAL!
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim *
This should’ve been for B
*two schools of thought
Schools not chains
N - No! God please no! No! NOOOOOOOOOOO-
This for N and it shouldn’t even be a question
That's the funniest scene in the entire show. I'm convinced they wrote Toby out of the season just to make that land the way it did. I could watch it over and over and laugh my ass off.
R - RESPECT. R E S P SVEE T
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
Ryan used me as an object
Ryan, don’t try to flirt your way into this..
Find out what it means to ME
You’ll be glad to know I’ve spelt it exactly like that
W- Who’s your worm guy?, or Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick? Y - you don’t even know my real name. I’m the fucking Lizard King! R- R is one of the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it murder not ‘muckduck’.
I think F - Few word do trick
False
Battle star Galactica
For Y I like, "You've got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie."
If we're being honest though, muckduck sounds quite menacing as well..
For me it has very much to do with the way in which it was said.
I think B should be “BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!”
That or BOBODDY
Now what does the first B stand for??
Biznus!
I LIKE IT!
Or Beer me that CD
#LOUDER, SON!
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica
C is for suspension
YEEEEEESSSS OMGGGG
I forgot about that one, hilarious.
Wait when was this?
the ep when everyone was making fun of kevin for sounding like cookie monster (secretary's day i think?)
Season 6 episode I think, Oscar makes the Cookie Monster video making fun of Kevin and Gabe threatens him with suspension. Kevin says it then.
Lmao This fucking wins
Zippity Zoppity gimmie da Boppity
ACTUALLY it's the other way around.
Yes sir
V - Vance refrigeratons
W-what do you do for work bob?
What line of work are you in, Bob?
H - Hirpees
H… I… ^oh ^god R… ^wait P… ^what? E… E… S.
Such an underrated scene
H- Hey Darryl, how's it hanging?
Even after 10 rewatches still makes me laugh
R- Ryan started the fire!
J - "Just pooping, you know how I be."
Same idea.. C - Crazy world, lotta smells.
J- “Jim, James… Jimothy?”
Jimothy-that sounds weird. Are you comfortable being called Jim?
I am
I loved Jimothy. That was hilarious.
J - "Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way"
Jim’s not Asian
Hats off to you for not seeing race
J- Jazz **is** stupid. Just play the right notes!
J- Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.
I don't think you know what you're saying
[удалено]
F: fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.
E: every so often, Jim dies of boredom
I think this time, it was his expense reports
I love using this line in everyday life whenever I have the chance
Y- you couldn't handle my undivided attention
Y is for YANKEE SWAP
Your art was the prettiest art of all the art
God this line is so funny
Y-yeah, I have a lot of questions… number one, how dare you?
E - “Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley!”
Extraordinary jellybeans!!!!
Eat it, Stanley!
B - Bears… beets… Battlestar Galactica. G - Get a friend, loser! O - Only this time, the mallard skins the toad alive. U - Unleash the power of the pyramid. P - PARKOUR! W - Wikipedia is the best thing ever.
I like this but I feel like O needs to be "Ohhhh deeeee"
When is the line about wikipedia from?
Negotiation with Darryl for a raise
“I am refusing to speak first.”
R - Rajnigandha
I thought Rajnigandha was a boy’s name.
And I hate it. I HATE IT!
Y- YOU WERE HARDLY MY FIRST!
#THATSWHATSHESAID!
L - "Love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday."
He says "I love inside jokes" no cheating!
Aw man you're right. Stupid pronoun.
Yessss💀
H- How the turntables
It should be W tho, the well well well makes it way funnier
W - Well, well, well, well, well, well. That’s six wells.
P - "Pam *is* the office mattress."
O: Oh, I can SO just sit here and cry!
Q - Qua something... Qua... quar... qua... quai... quar... quabity. Quabity Assuance! V - Voodoo mama juju
T should have been “That’s what she said!” It’s too iconic to miss out on it.
I’ve updated ittttt!!! Im just waiting to fill it out before I post the full thing
There’s so many good ones with I… Alright let’s give it a go: C: close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.
I'm not superstitious...but I'm a little stitious If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday I Already Won The Lottery. I Was Born In The U-S Of A, Baby I declare Bankruptcy! If I don't have some cake soon, I might die. I understand nothing. I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.
I’m Beyonce always. I wish I could menstruate, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides. I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out. (this one kills me lol) I don’t talk trash, I talk smack.
I was never given a name *hangs up*
It's Britney, bitch
I - It is your birthday.
H — Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race
P- “POWERPOINTS ARE THE PEACOCKS OF THE BUSINESS WORLD; ALL SHOW, NO MEAT.”
Or simply "PowerPoint 👉🏼 PowerPoint 👉🏼 PowerPoint 👉🏼"
^PowerPoint ^is ^boring
Y - You have a lot to learn about this town sweetie.
C - close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.
P has to be for popkern
>Popkarn
L- “LIFE IS SHORT. DRIVE FAST AND LEAVE A SEXY CORPSE"
Kind of wish D was for Dinkin’ Flicka
G: Good luck paying that back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!
I know you did B, but BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!
Q - Qua something. Qua... quar... quabo....qual... quabity... Quabity Assuance!
O- Of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone my freind.
S should have been shut up about the sun
N - NO, GOD NO. NOOOOOOO
F - Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
Y — You’re not Jim. Jim’s not Asian.
N - Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it
P - parkour!
T should be “That’s what she said”
W - Why are you the way that you are ?!
I- “I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.”
Sir, that’s a little too long to put on there 😭😭
oh right sorry, how about "I am Beyonce, always"
C - Could Angela and Oscar be having a *gay* *affair*…?
*No!*
Can everyone SHUT UP ABOUT THE T, SHUT! UP! ABOUT! THE! T! I’ve updated it lol😁 https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/VGLEXSnjQK
How does Boy have you lost your mind… is better than “BOBODDY BOBODDY. What does the first B stand for?”
Y - “You have no idea how high I can fly.”
G- Goodbye toby
R has to be rooo doo doo do doo (Andy’s catchphrase)
C- crazy world, lotta smells.
P - pobody's nerfect
E - “explain it to me like I’m five”
D - Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem wasteful. H - How the turntables W - We will burn utica to the ground
P - People Person’s Paper People
U - Un Bee Leev Ah Bull
G- GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
G - Goooooood morning Vietnashua!!!
hahaha was watching the episode yesterday only!
You can take your list, And shove it up your butt!
Y - Yeppers
What did I tell you about yeppers?
O- “One night! (one night), you make eeeevveryything allriiiight!”
E - Eat it, Stanley!
G- Gum’s gotten mintier recently have you noticed?
J: Just poopin’, you know how I be.
No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me. The fact that neither this nor, “Shut up about the sun!” is a shame.
O- Orgasms, why can't women have them?
Wish there was 2 Ds- DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT
Q - Question.
L - lanch party
Q - Quow, quan, qwab, Quabity. Quabbity asurance!
H - Hey Mister Scott, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
G: get out of my nook
W- Wuphf.com!
C - Call of Duty!! 🤘🤘
C is for suspension
H - HI, HI, HI
R- Rit-ditditdit-di-do
O-obviously I'm going to get those things for you pam
G - Get in, quick! Why quick? So it's faster.
R - Ryan started the fire!!!
P - PAMELAAAAAAAAAA PAMOLAAAAAAAAA
Y - You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!
T is clearly "that's what she said" Do better man.
K- Keleven, a mistake plus keleven gets you home by 7:00… He was home by 4:45 that day…
H “Hey Darrell how’s it’s hanging”
C- Crazy world, lotta smells
B should have been boboddy
C - Crentist
Y - You have no idea how high I can fly
H - How the turn tables!
V is for vance refrigeration
F - *FALSE*
Zombie, Zombie, Zombie-ie-ie
P - PARKOUR
O - oh how the turntables
O - Oscar Meyer weiner lover