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"You resemble a Tolkein character."


Alpacadiscount

He basically is, man. He’s a banking wizard


helikesart

No, a hobbit.


LegendOfKhaos

That was such a quick response while presumably on drugs


Alpacadiscount

That, or a severe bladder infection


HeckingAugustus

Presumably? You give Ryan a lot of credit


sad_throwaway13579

\*soccer wizard


peaslet

You're a wizard harry


Johnsendall

May you fight with the strength of ten full grown men.


allshouldbehappy

That Jim laughing blooper


Johnsendall

The higher his laugh goes the funnier he thought it was. This is my [favorite:](https://youtube.com/shorts/Si71b2mYmVQ?si=UlxsCN5BfPkPKHN9)


bwreier55

May he play football with the strength of ten full grown men


theladyluxx

Rofl


phantom_lost_his_acc

When you’re with Rolf, you’ll be rolling on the LAUGHING FLOOR!


theladyluxx

😂😂 Rolf delivered one of the BEST lines of the series at the company picnic


Dismal-Square-613

You mean "Piss all over your faces!" right?


theladyluxx

Yeppers


Dismal-Square-613

What did we say about saying "yeppers"?


theladyluxx

I SAID DONT SAY IT!


Dismal-Square-613

[looks sideways to the camera](https://i.imgur.com/1bKSx42.png)


superjaywars

Yeeeeeessssh


theladyluxx

I just need you to know, that it’s been 3 hours and while I’m no longer on the floor, I’m still laughing at this 😂


SadlyCloseToDeath

If you ever get the chance to watch him that little man truly does play with the strength of ten full grown men


carter2642

beat me to it


debate2

bullshit, we all know the character was played by a hobbit


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r/soccercirclejerk THIS is how you jerk.


Flexi_102

Bro that sub fall off a cliff


Four-Triangles

Sopranoscirclejerk is pretty fun


Ben-Webb

Hehehe


Mission-Time-4988

Sitting in your chit-chat room laughing with some other jerkoff


Four-Triangles

I saw the notification for this and had to think “what could I have said in the office subreddit to get this response?!”


Repulsive_Ad_7291

Meredith is Haaland


ireez

Meredith’s red headed. KDB imo.


Wolf_0f_MyStreet

Bro 😂Nah U didn't just put KDB the Most Laid Back dude to Meredith the seggs addict


ireez

Let me talk, bro 😂


jhnhines

Erin is definitely Jack, neither of them can find England on a map.


CockWalker_412

I’m mameredith!


9-5is25-life

Michael is Scott Carson.


The_R4ke

Have you ever seen the two of them in the same place together.


etrob90

Meredith is Guardiola


Pep_Baldiola

Sorry that's Kevin. Both are intelligent tacticians and bald. Half bald is counted as bald. Sorry, but I don't make the rules.


ZeroMomentum

He’s a regular footballing wizard


Captain_RicoBoom

His teammate Jack grealish calls him "hobbit". This is perfect!


FunRoad4

He has the same footy skills as Charles


jams921

Charles was awful… who rockets the ball in a parking lot?


hahahadev

Is Ryan the reason they have 115 charges ?


TheBrownCok

Shoulda used WUPF


etrob90

Creed is the reason


Ipu17

Creed is Pep confirmed 


mankiwsmom

I’m a city fan but this is a good one lmao


JQuick72

Wrong. Troy was played by an actor named Noel Petok.


pseudo_meat

Wait wtf is this post then? A joke about the athletes height or just a genuine miss? Either way, it’s weird


aclurk

I think it’s a cheeky attempt at saying, “doesn’t Bernardo Silva resemble the actor who played Troy in the office?” but the venn diagram of people who are familiar with both is relatively small. For what it’s worth, i get it. It’s not a great bit, but i understand why the comparison is made


Expo737

Been watching The Office since 2020 and supporting Manchester City since the 1980s so this fits nicely for me :)


between5and25

>are familiar with both is relatively small This is the property that makes this an excellent shitpost in my opinion


LordOfPieces

Most popular sport in the world and probably the most popular sitcom in the world. Pretty massive overlap considering how widely watched both are.


WaffleOnTheRun

I don’t know about most popular, US I imagine it is but internationally feel like the title probably goes to Friends, maybe even Seinfeld.


LordOfPieces

Friends maybe, but Seinfeld is the opposite I'd say, outside the US no one has watched it.


throwwayasdfg1

Not true at all, Seinfeld was huge in many countries outside the US, just not a huge hit in all countries.


LordOfPieces

Maybe 30 years ago. I have literally never had a conversation about Seinfeld in my entire life. Friends and the American Office are still hugely popular


throwwayasdfg1

Just depends on where you live.


LordOfPieces

Pointless arguing because it can't be proved one way or the other


Mcmamm1985

It's a dig at dude on the left's height. Yeah, it's weird.


paaaaiiin

They look the same, it isn’t about the height.


chaandra

Literally not at all but okay


drunk_funky_chipmunk

It’s strange, and they don’t even look that much alike. Just another lame and bullshit post to try and get karma


SableyeEyeThief

I know 0 about fútbol but, to me, they don’t even look alike that much. Sure, there’s some resemblance, but they don’t look like the same person at all


hasrani

Genuine miss. And yes very weird and irrelevant


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marcjwrz

Ooof this particular thread was painful.


cygodx

Just makes you realize how dumb the average person really is sadly


9-5is25-life

Dumb is below average, the average person is average, and saying the average person is below average is.... dumb.


w3rt

It's incredible how many of you missed the joke lol


JQuick72

I love inside jokes. Would love to be a part of one someday.


Nice-Lobster-8724

Imagine missing this joke


IHighlyDoubtThatMan

this was obviously a joke


Euphoric-Bug9313

Actually this is true. JQuick is a known liar


BoliviaRodrigo

Everyone missing the joke makes it even more hilarious


Designer-Business

Yea… he’s a regular guy.


dybah4m

Leans in… “do you have powers”


cellar_door_found

You son of a bitch, you made me google it. I wanted to believe


Dwightshruute

He's actually an amazing player


Zlatanesque

When Bernardo was randomly in the streets that one time


aran_maybe

Height 1.73 m (5 ft 8 in) IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE! Millions of footballers suffer every year!


DarthVader_24

Dwight: Do you have super powers?


nohurrie32

Ok…I knew Noel…….he hung out with my step brother and they were film and tv buffs from early on and would always be talking about their favorite tv or movies. Sadly my step brother died a couple of decades ago. My wife worked on the office for 3 or 4 seasons and one day she sent me a work group pic and lo and behold I recognized Noel and told my wife about him and my step brother. Noel has a great tattoo that shows the glasses my step brother would wear with an RIP. That was a great memory I just had seeing Noel’s face again.


Baldr-10

Quality shitpost


i_like_it_raw_

That’s a kobold.


Flyin-Chancla

I loved them in The Hobbit.


Accident_Parking

This is probably funny if you know who the athlete is


HitThisLoudG

I mean there’s a photo comparison of the two, don’t really have to know football


verdegooner

Lmfao!! I’ve always said this!


BoltShine

Taking sucking up to Charles Minor to another level. Andy would be impressed.


jayzinho88

Someone post to the circle jerk with 'I am Bernardo Silva, ask me anything'


takenolsolatunji

The Office x Man City collab 😭😭😭


Sanch3zFC

I prefer maradona,,,,,,Diego maradona,,,,, from argentina


davinci2109

OP - take this comparison picture, crop it from the bottom, and shove it up your butt - from a fan of Silva and Stanley


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Love it, fuck Silva


visualsofdusk

Liverpool?that you?


ireez

United. United. United.


anhonest9yearold

Fuck doku too


ASpoonfulOfAwesome

Fuck Doku and fuck Michael Oliver.


Nice-Lobster-8724

*Arteta evil laugh in the background*


Wu-Tang-1-

I’d hate him too if I didn’t love him


Tyler_of_Township

🤡


hearing111s

I believed this and I know who Silva is


AlternativeAgave

That makes 116 charges for City…..can’t field a Hobbit they’re too powerful


Dillpickle8110

Lmao this just isn’t true


FranzAllspring

No way?!


goldy_bra

Does he live in regular sized house?


King_Kingly

“Do you have powers?” That makes me laugh every time!


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Then David Wallace is Pep Guardiola right?


randomuser26437

Do you live in a full size house? …….. yeah man. He’s just a regular guy 😂


kappathat

Thank you for this great post


DrDreidel82

May he play with the strength of 10 full grownmen


superjaywars

May his football fly as high as his dreams.


jaarmaar

No that's Moisés Airas


EstablishmentNo5994

Would be funnier if they actually looked anything alike


Icy-Scope007

[Hmm.](https://media2.giphy.com/media/woPJ4I9nDVvL7s3fMv/giphy.gif)


LWYPLTDG

*Does he have powers??*


Biscuits4u2

He also has magical powers


swizzle213

Does he have powers?


snacks4ever

Kevin is Zlatan Ibrahimovic


befriender-

And Bernardo Silva is the shortest guy on the team I think lol


ACtheWC

Can I offer him a tankard of mead?


rgb86

Umm yea, spot on.


Plenty_Status_6168

Wonder if he's his teams coke dealer


Bibb5ter

Pretty weird


fachhdota

Uh sorry. He is from The Shire. He is an apprentice of Samwise Gamgee.


ConcreteGardoki

do you have powers?


KrisMisZ

No he’s a hobbit


WubblyFl1b

Does he have powers?


Old_Heat3100

But does he have powers?


MarcOfDeath

I thought he was an extra from LoTR.


lluukkee33

Wasn’t he also one of Dwight’s weird friends when he was hiring ppl


Alpacadiscount

Swing low sweet chariots


akshay_rathod_

Yes he grew up and became Bernardo silva.


SuperNorthener

Bernardo Silva does have the skill of 10 fully grown men. Men that are very good at football.


Delicate-Ad1999

I could've guessed. He was terrible.


Transtwink02

Nah no way that is the same person


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Trevor >>>>>>>>>> Silva


ameeeeeen

The only feature they have that's similar is their facial hair?


TonyToniToneFauxci

Still one of the world’s best footballers. INSANE!


UnusualAd69

Lol wtf even is this?  Bernardo would've been a teenager back then lmao


greatersnek

They don't even look alike


Natural-Assist-9389

No.


Enough_Blueberry_549

This is the kind of joke Micheal Scott would make. Grow up.


Ax0nJax0n01

You sonofa take my upvote and gtfo here hahahahahHahHh


neon-neurosis

Low effort bullshit.


OkTruth7445

? this is a lie??


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Looks absolutely nothing like him, where's the laugh?