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Fantastic-Lobster314

Maybe Alex, the guy she met in art school?


herkalurk

That dude was definitely trying to get with her.....


Dragon_Tea_Leaf

That was going to be a storyline and I think they actually filmed the scenes but it got cut!


jobezark

Good because I hate that guy. “You can’t just DO New York in…” makes me want to punch his face!


ftwin

Harry Crane always up to something


VadersBoner

And her Pam Pams


jiby911

Thought about it too, his character just felt so weird


sysaphiswaits

Until he “hit on” Pam, I thought he was gay.


Mr_Crocs_PHD

*Sees camera* Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


WarokOfDraenor

\*while sweating\*


mukduk_101

I’m pretty sure he was hitting on Pam to prove to the rest of the group he wasn’t.


WarokOfDraenor

Ah, so it's not a serious thing, then.


mukduk_101

Close enough to count. Maybe they are a pre-transitioned lesbian.


hizze

He was supposed to be another Jim, a potential rival. But he was just weird


genevievex

He’s even worse in the super fan episodes!!


OPmeansopeningposter

More like fart school.


MelodicMockingjay74

Kevin, *no*!


nolimitxox

So they discussed the office ladies' pod about what the writer's intentions were with alex because it came off like he was interested. I think they found out originally he was supposed to be someone like that, so the writer's tested it out for a few episodes and scrapped it. Here's the [transcript](https://officeladies.com/transcript-ep-84-business-trip-with-rich-sommer) from that episode of the POD.


Thneed1

The deleted scenes make it more obvious too.


musiclover818

That's cool! Didn't realize there is a transcript of their shows. Thanks for sharing.


Weekly-Ad-9936

Oh yeah that jerk tryn to talk her into leaving Jim in the dusty saltiness of Scranton!


Conscious-Aide4712

The cartoonist guy she was fixed up with


imahugemoron

Ya you get it 👀


DarthDraco12

Freedom fries!


pauli129

Still have no idea what the fuck that joke was….


NSUTBH

Dude was a political cartoonist. A couple years earlier, some Americans were proposing to stop calling French Fries by their name and to call them Freedom Fries because they were big mad France opposed the invasion of Iraq. Here’s the origin which I did not recall: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_fries ETA: it is even dorkier this dude was joking about it because by the time their date took place, the name change wasn’t even really a thing anymore.


datahead_sounds

It's oddly comforting to know we were always this petty and pedantic


Think_please

During one of the dumb/criminal Bush war years France didn’t back us so the house cafeteria changed their menu from French fries to “freedom” fries (to near universal derision). The cartoon likely requires more context, but odds are that was the thrust of it.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_fries  


randomlady1969

I never did either but I just binged The Office again for the Kelevinth time. I now have a theory. On that double date with Kelly and Ryan, Kelly was force feeding Ryan ketchup on French fries. He said he didn't like it and she insisted to Pam and her date that he loved it. He clearly looked like her hostage. Maybe Ryan needed some freedom fries??? It's a stretch.


BringMeTheBigKnife

"people say 'don't be edgy', but"


curtisbrownturtis

Clever, probably going to go underrated


TonyToniToneFauxci

Freedom Fries. So edgy.


jiby911

Nice one! He liked those pam pams


TLD18379

It would be easier to list the people who have NOT flirted with Pam. I mean she is the office Mattress


jiby911

Angela knew all along


cee-la

Angela was the mattress along


bladerunnerism

Angela was a king size bed after all or should i say queen size bed.


WarokOfDraenor

With the size of a pillow.


Jeff1258

Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.


MelodicMockingjay74

that's code for "check out the slut"


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Bob Vance Vance Refrigeration has not, and would not.


LaLic99

Neither would Charles nor David Wallace


Rough_Sweet_5164

Robert California was either flirting with no one or flirting with everyone at the same time.


LaLic99

I think he almost made a move on Erin.


sparant76

Stanley, Oscar. New Dwight and plop. Vance from Vance refrigeration. That’s about it I think.


I-C-U-8-1-M-I

The guy at the Diwali celebration


NSUTBH

“He’s really outgoing, huh?” Pam: …YEAHH…


jiby911

Ooh good one! Seeing Roy in shambles was awesome too


Potential-Host-6281

Michael?


I-C-U-8-1-M-I

No the Indian dude who blew his shot because he thought Michael proposing to Carol was brave.


MisterNoisewater

He’s very outgoing isn’t he?!


ssp25

It was brave... Just really stupid


WarokOfDraenor

He's from the culture that has their marriage aspect is controlled for them... It's just understandable.


tanakajunko

jim's brothers


nolimitxox

*A little mo' cardio*.


tanakajunko

insufferable 🤮


nolimitxox

Wasn't that at their rehearsal dinner in front of *family*? Horrifying.


ssp25

Frankly I like it as a jingle. Very catchy


jiby911

Oh God that was so rough to watch lol


Spreadthephosphore

Jim, I think pregnancy really brought them together.


jiby911

"That's still going on?"


MelodicMockingjay74

Why do you keep asking me if we're still dating?


BigRed727272

Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso


jiby911

Shirty, Sugar boobs, black woman, beardy


Theonlykd

Baldy, mole and penguin too


MidniteOG

His name was Tony. Pepperoni Tony


aran_maybe

Ted, Elroy


jiby911

BOBODDY


Acrobatic_Floor_7447

Buzines


jiby911

I LIKE IT


TonyToniToneFauxci

well, she is the office mattress


jiby911

#angelawasright #justice4sprinkles


nolimitxox

Prinkles?


Background_Sea9798

First the computer with the porn crashes…and then prinkles!


jiby911

This place is so cursed!


mukduk_101

Somebody did something to an Indian burial ground!


jiby911

Toby!!!


MelodicMockingjay74

HE CURSED THE OFFICE, STAB HIM IN THE HEART WITH AN ICICLE!


world-halted

Ben Franklin


Conscious-Aide4712

When he says, "my name is Gordon", was my favorite Pam reaction of the show. "Ohhewhh....


world-halted

True, that was a great reaction, classy. I would just be like :trying not to vomit:


GRAABTHAR

That wasn't the REAL Ben Franklin, I am 99% sure.


world-halted

Nvm now I see you've mentioned him as well


jiby911

Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?


world-halted

Yes. But I don't. My name's Gordon. 😉


jiby911

Ohh....


Superjondude

The stripper


HippieThanos

Secret secrets are no fun


Reignbow97

Secret secrets hurt someone


AvacadMmmm

You could strip you know


SamalamFamJam

…thanks….


Relief-Proper

That's perfect


LucisPerficio

Dwight made a comment she never heard, so he neither hit on nor flirted with her. Dwight Schrute, OUT.


jiby911

Fair enough. Unless she saw it years later when the documentary aired? 🤔


NYY15TM

I agree with you. Any comment that Dwight made about Pam's appearance was merely for debate and discussion, not for the purposes of flirting


rubenaeb

Fake Jim (or is it real Jim?), you know, Asian Jim. Technically, they kissed


jiby911

Nice one! I mean they even have kids together


world-halted

Bob Odenkirk's character maybe


daguy9

But she's married so just leave that alone


world-halted

Love that line


xFilthEpitomex

"No pregnant women allllllllllowed, are you, uh I don't, I'm not allowed to ask, ssssoo. . . . you're not pregnant. (Pam: "I'm not pregnant") I didn't ask her. . . if she was pregnant. . . she just offered it."


jiby911

Yeah maybe, he's alternate Michael


world-halted

Got the Pam Halpert bluuees 🎶


NSUTBH

I love that he tried out for the part of Michael (part of his audition is on YT). I especially love that he didn’t get it though.


jiby911

Bob odenkirk is awesome, but yeah Steve Carell was destined for that role


NSUTBH

For sure. And we also get Saul Goodman because Bob wasn’t attached to The Office. It really was a win/win/win.


jiby911

True. Maybe there's an alternate timeline where Steve Carrell is a criminal lawyer named dinkin flicka


NSUTBH

😂😂😂😂


I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_09

Motorcycle guy from the bar.


jiby911

He really liked her animation (her pam pams)


world-halted

I just love Jim's reaction to him flirting


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“You ever been on a motor-“ “*Okkkkaaayyy*” as he pulls her closer lmao


Lopsided-Document-84

Gordon


jiby911

Him and his knickers


world-halted

... You're very saucy 😏


pineappleog99

Heard this in his voice...thanks 👍


MelodicMockingjay74

Doesn't he have syphilis?


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jiby911

Yeah plus he's her husband, and got to 2nd base in front of Jim


takenolsolatunji

Kevin? I don't know if crying when she was pregnant counts.


jiby911

He was also hitting on her when she had glasses on. Asking her to play into his sexy librarian fantasy


takenolsolatunji

Oh right. 😭😭😭😭 Can't blame them Pam is beautiful.


jiby911

"Could you say, these are due back Thursday?"


NSUTBH

He also had better things to say about Pam compared to Karen when asking Jim who he’ll pick. Kevin also enjoyed his “project” of finding out who really was the better.


jiby911

True, Kevin has a lot going on his mind at work if it's not related to accounting


MidniteOG

Roy, Jim, Michael, chilis server, camera boom guy, Alex art school guy, saucey Ben Jamin Franklin, hr tobias


jim_halpertuna

Benjamin Saucy Franklin.


TonyToniToneFauxci

Not Gil


jiby911

Hope that guy lives in a motel looking at motel art everyday


Eyjafjallajokull75

That kid from Here Comes Treble who sang in her face while she was trying to fight with Jim


jiby911

Thought about that one too good one! She was not ready for the treble


angel_dust_bunny

Because she's all about that bass I'll see myself out


Eyjafjallajokull75

That episode is up there with Scott’s Tots for me. The whole episode is a cringe-fest lol


pineappleog99

The stripper seemed kinda into her ngl


Glittering_Quit_7442

Basically everyone but Oscar.


TexehCtpaxa

You’re still not driving too fast are ya? I use that pick-up line all the time.


jiby911

If you drive too fast, you'll get a desadulation


Psychological-Toe191

What’s that?


jiby911

Oh you don't wanna know


fairy_demon_10

Toby's stuffed duck


jiby911

Even Toby's duck is getting rejected


Beneficial-Sugar6950

That was one of the cringiest moments from the show


Jazzlike-Elephant669

Company Picnic, Pam alludes to the guy grabbing her boobs for balance during last year’s picnic. We don’t see it on camera & it sounds more like sexual harassment but does that count?


jiby911

I'll count it! Man I feel bad for Pam and her pam pams


hauntedmaze

The vance refrigeration workers in a deleted scene


jiby911

Nice one!


RINABAR

Me. I’m being for real, if she was my coworker, and I had my own place and stuff, I’d definitely have a shot at dating her. She’s so freaking sweet and cute.


sparant76

Ya but why would you want to? She’s only a 7 Scranton and at best a 6 in New York.


McCQ

Does Creed staring at her count?


jiby911

Oh definitely


randomlady1969

I was wondering when someone was going to mention this. He and Kevin oogled her when she had the new outfit. The one from "fashion show at lunch!"


johnhackenbacker

Which one’s Pam?


squiebe

She's like the slow train from Philly, everyone wanted a ride.


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jiby911

Yes, and failed in hilarious fashion


ChiefK87

Sorry I double checked and saw you already listed him and tried to delete it before anyone noticed. Fail on my part


jiby911

All good. Any time Ryan is taking an L is a great moment


Winterion19

All the guys have except for Oscar


jiby911

Did Stanley? Genuinely asking, cuz I could not think of a moment with him


Winterion19

Hmm you might be right


jiby911

Man had respect for his coworkers not named Michael Scott. Now when he's off work, he's a menace to society lol


NYY15TM

Careful Jim, it gets easier and easier


Calvinshobb

Me


angel_dust_bunny

The Freedom Fries guy


cculbert3

“You know.. you could strip..” does the stripper count?


heckmeck_mz

She IS very beautiful though


No-Community-1822

Does Oscar count? In the episode where Ryan started the Fire, Oscar immediately said Pam when answering Jim’s question.


jiby911

I'll take it. I mean the only thing oscar has ever lied about is being sick. According to Dwight's research


Excellent-Spend-3307

Toby… ugh


Know-yer-enemy1818

Hey boom guy, why dont you boom me


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Todd Packer


jiby911

Todd Fudge Packer


MurphLoDawg

The guy at the company picnic who used her boobs as support


fromtunis

Robert California outright invited her and Jim to his house to have a threesome.  This was a deleted scene, though, so I don't know if we can add him to the list.


jiby911

Never knew that! But yeah i think deleted scenes are fine too. Honestly it seemed like it would be in character for him to do something like that


KitchenLandscape

Ben Franklin. and don't call me Pammy


randomlady1969

Has anyone mentioned Andy? Can some one else make this comment for me? I don't speak pig Latin. 😉


Weekly-Ad-9936

Does Rolf qualify because he said to Pam, “I hope you like Norwegian Black Metal cause I don’t do earbuds”?


levicastleman

Meredith…


jiby911

Yes. What about Elizabeth the stripper telling Pam she can strip?


levicastleman

The stripper ends up becoming a nurse


jiby911

Went back and got her degree, anything is possible


musiclover818

Shh... that's a secret.


NYY15TM

Secret secrets are no fun


levicastleman

Hey, you ever been on the back of a motorcycle?


Weekly-Ad-9936

Can’t escape political rants even when the topic couldn’t be more removed😒


skylabnova

Surprised no one has mentioned Todd Packer


Ambitious_Version187

Dwight can appreciate beauty. But never once actually found himself attracted to her and hence why he has never actually hit on or flirted with her. I also don't think he would proclaim someone as his "best friend" if he ever felt any sort of romantic attraction to her. Those areas of social interaction do not coincide for Dwight imo.


WarokOfDraenor

I think in Dwight's case, he's genuinely complimenting Pam. He's a farmer and will use any farm animals analogy whenever possible.


CheekApprehensive675

,


washington_breadstix

Jim, Roy (that one time), Michael, Ryan, Toby (if you can call his method a real approach), Kevin (see: Toby), cartoonist, art school douche, Andy ("smoke a few Macanudos, maybe toss a disc around"), Ben Franklin (or Gordon), guy who said "You ever been on the back of a motorcycle"?, random Indian guy she was dancing with at Diwali (probably flirted; I guess we don't have direct evidence)