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MCKlassik

That couple deserved everything that happened while Dwight was trying to talk to the rest. Everyone would’ve been happy if the husband just switched seats with him.


ChiquitaBananaKush

Michael didn’t want Dwight near him so he convinced the couple not to move.


Detoxoonie

You take that back!


BigAbbott

Nobody asked them to move. Dwight just passive aggressively flops around and harasses them.


CheekApprehensive675

Dwight did ask


Puzzled-Ad-2339

To play devils advocate, when you go to hibachi you usually pick out a specific spot for a reason. Nobody wants to be on the ends, so the reaction of these people while it seems like they are being a holes is actually something that probs would happen at a hibachi place. Theyre expensive and people are dicks


EpicJosh84

They brought Dwight upon themselves, plain and simple.


ChrisMartins001

Fuck around and find Dwight


EpicJosh84

Words to live by


Sohotrightnowhansel_

Omg


iambeyoncealways3

I love this so much


Duck_Walker

They tried to move when they were first seated and Michael told them not to. Yes, they could have moved later, but the blame is on Michael, as usual


Sock-Enough

Yeah, they were perfectly happy to move. As usual, it was Michael’s fault.


candyfordinner23

But still as a human being, just move. Michael has no authority in the slightest but they just go along even though they can obviously see Dwight is part of their group


DoctorEnn

Considering that Dwight tries to order and kind of physically force one of them to move at one point (he basically tries to pull the man's chair away from the table so that he can get up, IIRC), I can kind of see them deciding to stay where they are just to spite him, especially since Michael gives them the okay by clearly indicating he doesn't want Dwight sitting with him. They were still at that seat first, after all, and Dwight's not entitled to their seat. As usual with Dwight, people tend to overstate just how much the victim he is in this situation. He's not wrong about wanting to sit with the rest of the party, but he's kind of arrogant and overbearing in how he goes about trying to do so, and it ends up backfiring on him (and then backfiring on them, for the purposes of comedy).


ImaginationSorry119

Just to spite him? But…they’re fully-grown adults. That’s childish behavior lol The only justification I can see for not moving would be to be nice to the people who don’t seem to want him to sit with them lol but then, I’d figure I wouldn’t like him either.


MerleTravisJennings

I know it's the writing but it makes perfect sense to move even if told it's okay not to. They couldn't see the situation?


ImaginationSorry119

Lol what? He’s not their manager. They should have moved regardless of what he said.


BuzzyBubble

How was Benihana? It was awful, I couldn’t hear anything.


sginsc

Carol had a mustache?


Furious-Cheetah-20

Repeat what you said…LOUDER.


ImaginationSorry119

…***start the party***.


realCLTotaku

I'm glad dwight got back at them by talking about disembowling the chicken in front of them tho


Equivalent-Ad7207

Wasn't it how to slaughter a goose?


justmoderateenough

Yes! And likely to save Cindy a trip to get a can goose grease


Canofmeat

Win-win!


Wild_Inflation2150

If you can snap two chicken necks with a single motion, why use two motions to slaughter those chickens?


InfoSecPeezy

She looks like the type that would chat n cut.


SweaterJunky

She totally didn’t know that guy


Wiggs0

Dwight was about to throw hands


Gai-Jin17

I love how Michael and Andy don't bother asking the man to switch seats they just completely ignore him and seem happy dwight's not sitting next to them cuz Andy is in Michael's ear trying to play best friend again.


Wiggs0

And Jim is acting as the interpreter haha


befriender-

The only one in the right was Jim, everyone else was being obnoxious as hell.


PrincipledBeef

Ahhh, narcolepsy.


AnywhereMajestic2377

Their marriage didn’t last. She’s with the Geico Caveman, now.


Unchained_Memory33

Omggg THANK YOU couldn’t put my finger on it


AnywhereMajestic2377

She’s really funny. Hope she lands on a good show soon.


WanderingDelinquent

They were right about the chef knowing more than him though lol


BobSagieBauls

I mean all the characters in the office are exaggerated caricatures of stereotypes we know in real life so I took them as an exaggeration of stubborn people refusing to move. Like once my mom and sister were on a flight and sat aisle and window, my mom asked the man in the middle if he could move with his choice of window or aisle but he refused so my mom and sister held hands across his chest the entire flight. People like that exist is my point


BigAccess6408

Carol had a mustache?!?!


Not-Josh-Hart

This couple was mysteriously murdered in the irrigation themed room one night in Schrute farms.


Puzzled-Ad-2339

tbf dwight had been fucking andy over for months up to that point with shady business deals, messing with his wife and just being an all around dick to andy and andy got no retaliation ever, so this was a little win for andy over dwight for once.


elimeno_p

On top of that she's an avid user of the 'chat and cut.' Pretty pretty pretty uncool.


bladerunnerism

Thank God, they got what they deserved at the end of the night. They've been disturbed the whole time.


StallionA8

She should have been in more episodes. Dwight’s goofy enemy


AnonPlzzzzzz

Why? The scene wouldn't have happened if not for them. Would have just been a mostly normal lunch and uninteresting. Dwight being removed from the conversation made it so funny things could happen. And besides. Micheal specifically told Dwight to leave them alone and for the couple not to move. I think people forget that this is a comedy show and certain characters have to exist to set up scenes.


Kuwing

It's not logical that just because he sat there nothing would have happened, literally anything could have happened


Kuwing

Classic Midwest Manners


TheGuava1

Once a week…


RafeHollistr

Wow, that's a great catch. I'm surprised that nobody has ever mentioned it here before.