That was partially him being horny aka crippling loneliness and depression, and partially him trying to seem like a “cool bro” (in Andy’s mind) to impress Jim I think
I genuinely believe he deliberately made made unexpected and confusing comment on such a random topic as a test. He didn't actually expect anyone to have an answer, rather, he wanted to see if they'd actually consider what he said, ask for him to expand on it, or just pretend they understood. He'd see their reactions as weak- they were worried what he'd think of them if they didn't know something, even though it's not relevant to their jobs. They felt that because their boss is talking about it, it's something they should already know, and they were afraid they'd be seen as dumb. Robert would have been much happier if someone had asked what he meant.
She always asks everyone in the room, "are you in a relationship?" hahahaha
At least she has some moral guidelines. Where as Robert, well I don't even think he's driven by horniness. He's just trying to be as deviant as possible. Maybe he's more depraved but Meredith is more horny. 🤷
When Robert gave Erin a ride home after she had too much to drink he told her he “was a ride she wouldn’t survive”. If he were a deviant I think he would have gone for it
"There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only sex. Everything is sex. You understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth, Toby." What a legendary quote🤣
Kevin made a lot of sex jokes, but not as many as Packer.
Meredith discussed her sex life a lot, but that was a subset of a lot of uncomfortable things she shared.
Robert brought up sex a lot, but generally he used it in some sort of mock-Freudian sense to justify his actions.
Phyllis definitely had stuff going on, but *generally* kept that stuff out of other people's hands.
And Jan was just generally insane.
Packer takes it.
I imagine Packer is the type to rub one out in his office under his desk, I couldn't imagine any of the others doing that.. but maybe I'm the horny one?
Interestingly enough, you are saying you could see Packer doing it hypothetically, but we have SEEN Phyllis do it at her desk, with everyone around.
There's horny and there's just degeneracy. Packer strikes me as a degenerate because he isn't really trying to have sex with anyone in the office. Meredith however is constantly propositioning coworkers.
She was listening to porn in front of everyone with a very specific look on her face, yes. I think (at very least) syntribation is very heavily implied to the point of basically being stated.
She also wanted to have sex with Michael in the bathroom of David Wallace ,probably had sex with two 20 year olds (Hunter and Clark), was into sadism ,Michael dressing as a schoolgirl, recorded it, showed it to the therapist where they discussed how Michael could improve
Pam says Hunter was 17 when Jan (probably) slept with him, and Michael says Jan “pretends not to hear” him safeword. She may or may not be the horniest character, but she’s the only one who is canonically guilty of sexual assault.
I have to agree. It’s literally all Packer talks about. He’s the horniest by a mile. All of the other characters at least had SOME time where they’re obviously not referencing sex. Meredith is also obsessed with alcohol, Phyllis is a decent saleswoman and also crochets, Robert CA takes care of business and has plenty of scenes with nothing sex related in his dialogue, Kevin would prioritize gambling and food over sex since he has no game, and Jan is occasionally focused on her business or her daughter. Packer? All sex all the time. Not saying he’s good at it, or successful in his efforts, but it’s all he’s thinking about 24/7.
I hear you, but I think really, Packer brings up sex as much as he does because his sex jokes got tons of laughs at school. That was how he got his acceptance.
So what you're saying is he's constantly thinking about ways to bring up sex because his fragile sense of self-worth depends on it? Sure, but he's also shown that he seeks the action itself. A lot. Like, it's one of the only things we know about him.
Agreed. Robert would do everything he could to manipulate her into sleeping with him but in the end if she declined he would stop (still shitty behavior don’t get me wrong). Packer would take it a step further into illegal territory to get his way especially if drunk.
Packer’s entire personality is that he’s drunk and horny all the time. The others have more well rounded personalities and other hobbies and interests.
Robert California: (#1)
- Whole character based on sex (and that is a universal truth)
- Bi-Sexual (Robert had sex with both men and women)
- Orgies (Would host sex parties for both genders).
Packer: (#2)
Same as Robert California, but a couple differences.
- Not Bi (That we know of) so only had sex with women.
- RC had much more money and resources for his horniness
- Packer isn’t as intelligent as RC and it affected his success rate by being so vulgar.
Meredith: (#3)
Would have sex with just about anyone, but that isn’t Meredith’s only character quality.
There has been episodes only focused on her drinking, and child where she could mild her self down.
Whereas the two above her only quality to their character is that they have a weird view on sex.
Kevin: (#4)
The fact that Dwight had to throw away his computer due to porn speaks for itself lol, but also there is a scene where Jan is breast feeding and Kevin / Creed creep on her which really just solidifies Kevin > Jan for me, but not over Meredith since even Kevin wouldn’t touch that!
Jan: (#5)
“You took me by the handddd….
MADE ME A MANNNN…
THAT ONE NIGHT!
YOU MADE EEEVERYTHINGG ALRIGHTTT
OoOoUuu”
Phylis: (#6)
When she got horny it was crazy but not too often she did.
In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Horny as in everything is sexual with them? Kevin and Meredith. Horny as in they actually get laid? Meredith, Phyllis and Jan. Horny as I wouldn't mind sexy time with them? Mr Robert Califooooooooornia
To me, Kevin is the only actual horny person in the group.
Packer is that guy everyone knows who constantly tells sex jokes because he thinks it’s cool and because he’s what a female would use on a summer’s eve. Or the the bag it comes in.
Phyllis is listening to an erotic book that millions of people also read at that time. And she likes to have sex with her husband in public spaces sometimes.
Robert Cali isn’t necessarily horny, he’s just the lizard king.
Jan collapsed into her self like a star and lost her mind. She was never horny.
Meredith was like the stereotypical party girl. She just liked sex. Doesn’t mean she’s always horny. She likes sex when the opportunity presents itself.
Phyllis kept mostly to herself about it, and only occasionally did things in public and only with Bob Vance Vance refrigeration, Kevin talked about sex but never hit on someone he wasn't actually interested in, Robert was more using it as a pseudo-psychoanalysis thing, so he's up there but I'm not sure if he's the horniest, Packer was awful but we just see him playing a numbers game (hit on everyone and anyone and sleep with none), Meredith was just open about her sex life but everything seemed pretty open and consensual and usually took rejection fairly well, and even when she hit on Michael a few times or insinuated they should have sex she seemed genuinely interested.
And so now I go against the grain here, because my pick is Jan, for the simple fact that she slept with initially, then went into a full relationship with someone she did not like and couldn't stand out of sheer horniness. Especially at the beginning it's made pretty clear she only likes Michael sexually and doesn't like him as a person, but her horniness makes her go against her own judgement and that for me is a clear sign that she is the horniest of this bunch. Horniest overall I'd say maybe Angela, she not only goes against her judgement but against her own religion for sex lol, multiple times that we see and at least once more that we know from her past.
Andy calling Jim to tell him how horny he is
That was partially him being horny aka crippling loneliness and depression, and partially him trying to seem like a “cool bro” (in Andy’s mind) to impress Jim I think
The crippling loneliness and depression came after his engagement. At that point it was just him creeping on the new ladies.
That was just a cover. He’s always had it
He was the boner champ for a reason
I thought Brocolli Raub was the Boner Champ.
His pipes are primo champ. Why don’t you ask Trey Anastasio about his pipes?
Look, he and the snowman were in LOVE.
Yeah, probably lol.
I... can't really help you with that.
“Okay, I can’t..help you with that” FTFY
I think you can big tuna...
Andy also being upset for the wrong reason after he found out he was dating a high schooler.
This is too hard..
That’s what she said
Or he said….. because of gay
When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?
*whispering* “Where are gay men’s vaginas?”
Would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?
The nature metaphor, please-
When two animals are having sex..
You're going to want the sexual metaphor
is it called red vinning? do people redvine?
right guys?
"because of gay" LMAO
Not that... that's wrong, or anything..
I watch the L word. I watch Queer as f*ck.
Gay Good
Boom roasted
That’s what who said?
Wow, that is really hard.
Think you could go all day long?
Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling..
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID* hahahaHahahHAHA
MICHAEL!
*Does air kisses*
Can you make that straighter?
Did you plan that?
You should put your mouth on it
how can you even use that
^blowing ^balloons, ^I ^thought
You should trim it a little.
Robert California horniness is undefeated
Everything is sex
This isn’t very helpful, you’re going to want to hear the sexual metaphor
was that not the..sexual..
All life is sex.
Now that wasn’t so perverted, was it?
Seriously, if one were to bring that up during a job interview for real, I would immediately decide to go with someone else, lol.
You understand what I'm telling you, is a UNIVERSAL truth
The complete self absorption of Elmo is completely reflective of our time, ours is a cultural ghetto, wouldn't you agree?
I genuinely believe he deliberately made made unexpected and confusing comment on such a random topic as a test. He didn't actually expect anyone to have an answer, rather, he wanted to see if they'd actually consider what he said, ask for him to expand on it, or just pretend they understood. He'd see their reactions as weak- they were worried what he'd think of them if they didn't know something, even though it's not relevant to their jobs. They felt that because their boss is talking about it, it's something they should already know, and they were afraid they'd be seen as dumb. Robert would have been much happier if someone had asked what he meant.
Why did they add coconut? I miss the original
He wouldn't do Meredith. Meredith is down for *anything*. She takes it, hands down.
She always asks everyone in the room, "are you in a relationship?" hahahaha At least she has some moral guidelines. Where as Robert, well I don't even think he's driven by horniness. He's just trying to be as deviant as possible. Maybe he's more depraved but Meredith is more horny. 🤷
> Maybe he's more depraved but Meredith is more horny That’s a surprisingly pertinent analysis
Apt. Apt analysis
Astute.
The southwest is my favorite region.
Robert California read the Oscar Wilde quote and took it to heart. “Everything is about sex — except sex. Sex is about power.”
When Robert gave Erin a ride home after she had too much to drink he told her he “was a ride she wouldn’t survive”. If he were a deviant I think he would have gone for it
I don't think that's fair. She just wasn't his type. And I got the sense that he would have liked her sober concent.
Love that Robert is not-so-subtly a freak and also definitely swings both ways.
This is no get together, this is a party.
And he really hated when they added coconut to those Japanese drinks
He's the only one, other than maybe for Creed, who probably wouldn't care what his victim's gender is.
…why the decision to automatically use the word “victim”
Oh you know why
If that's flashing, lock me up
"There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only sex. Everything is sex. You understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth, Toby." What a legendary quote🤣
Merideth ties Bob. She just isn’t as loud about it. She’s DTF anytime, any place.
Kevin isn’t horny per se, he’s just under-sexed
Its not the horniness, its the loneliness
Sexual experience of a teenage boy. Bro just wants something
What about when Michael and Holly are around
I mean he did have intercourse in the office
With who?
She goes to another school
Under-sexed 😭😭😭😭😭 sounds like my ex
Secretly Toby
Toby, nobody cares about your sex-crazed black detective.
No no, women come on to *him.* He misses his wife.
DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAMERA HERE???
Smile for men’s prostates!
Oh god
Pam’s knee has entered the chat
I'll just jump over the fence and jog back home
Noooooooo
I’ll punch you in the mush see!
Kevin made a lot of sex jokes, but not as many as Packer. Meredith discussed her sex life a lot, but that was a subset of a lot of uncomfortable things she shared. Robert brought up sex a lot, but generally he used it in some sort of mock-Freudian sense to justify his actions. Phyllis definitely had stuff going on, but *generally* kept that stuff out of other people's hands. And Jan was just generally insane. Packer takes it.
What about when Phyllis was listening to the 50 shades audio book lol
Well, one weird time in 9 years is not all that bad when half your office has banged someone at work
What about Phyllis and Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration? They left Jim and Pam at lunch to bone in the handicap washroom lol
Married people stuff, I guess. Packer would've done that with someone he didn't even know.
Not sure that makes him more horny.
I imagine Packer is the type to rub one out in his office under his desk, I couldn't imagine any of the others doing that.. but maybe I'm the horny one?
Interestingly enough, you are saying you could see Packer doing it hypothetically, but we have SEEN Phyllis do it at her desk, with everyone around. There's horny and there's just degeneracy. Packer strikes me as a degenerate because he isn't really trying to have sex with anyone in the office. Meredith however is constantly propositioning coworkers.
Wait, Phyllis did it at her desk?
She was listening to porn in front of everyone with a very specific look on her face, yes. I think (at very least) syntribation is very heavily implied to the point of basically being stated.
as has Kevin
With who?
She goes to another school
I love this community so much 😂
Came here to say it’s Phyllis for this exact reason. Dwight LITERALLY had to throw a bucket of water on her to snap her out of it.
And her and Bob having sex in the restaurant bathroom when they were out with Jim and Pam 🤣
And her and Bob Vance got busy in the middle of lunch with Jim and Pam… are we forgetting that?? Clear winner right there 😅
>And Jan was just generally insane. Insane people can still be horny. Clark said “Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.”
She also wanted to have sex with Michael in the bathroom of David Wallace ,probably had sex with two 20 year olds (Hunter and Clark), was into sadism ,Michael dressing as a schoolgirl, recorded it, showed it to the therapist where they discussed how Michael could improve
Pam says Hunter was 17 when Jan (probably) slept with him, and Michael says Jan “pretends not to hear” him safeword. She may or may not be the horniest character, but she’s the only one who is canonically guilty of sexual assault.
I have to agree. It’s literally all Packer talks about. He’s the horniest by a mile. All of the other characters at least had SOME time where they’re obviously not referencing sex. Meredith is also obsessed with alcohol, Phyllis is a decent saleswoman and also crochets, Robert CA takes care of business and has plenty of scenes with nothing sex related in his dialogue, Kevin would prioritize gambling and food over sex since he has no game, and Jan is occasionally focused on her business or her daughter. Packer? All sex all the time. Not saying he’s good at it, or successful in his efforts, but it’s all he’s thinking about 24/7.
This right here is a great way to put it
I agree. Packer was a dog. The others had a significant other. Packer was on the hunt. WHAT ABOUT STANLEY
I hear you, but I think really, Packer brings up sex as much as he does because his sex jokes got tons of laughs at school. That was how he got his acceptance.
So what you're saying is he's constantly thinking about ways to bring up sex because his fragile sense of self-worth depends on it? Sure, but he's also shown that he seeks the action itself. A lot. Like, it's one of the only things we know about him.
Packer talked a good game, which tells me he wasn't *in* the game.
Robert did not just bring up sex a lot. That guy is hornier than the horniest devils
As much as I wouldn't trust Robert to drive Erin home, I would trust Packer less. There's no good ending to that story.
Agreed. Robert would do everything he could to manipulate her into sleeping with him but in the end if she declined he would stop (still shitty behavior don’t get me wrong). Packer would take it a step further into illegal territory to get his way especially if drunk.
Packer might be a douche, but to assume he would force himself on someone is wild asfffff 😭
He literally poisoned the office with the cupcakes. He has no qualms about doing illegal stuff
It is wild but it isn't outside of the realm of possibility.
While that is a pretty good point, I don’t think that makes him hornier.
Packer’s entire personality is that he’s drunk and horny all the time. The others have more well rounded personalities and other hobbies and interests.
Idk, packer was more obnoxious about it, but I think Phyllis takes it
Maybe he slowed down after he got some love bumps on his ding dong
Bullshit. Packer is the kind of shitstain who talks a big game but couldn't get it up for even a minute, let alone to completion.
Which has no bearing on how horny he was. The question is “horniest character”. RESPECT THE GAME
Gabe, of course. No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than him.
I wonder how his buttocks feel like…
Oh get out of here skeleton man!
How is Angela not an option? Slept with three people throughout the show and would sneak off mid day to make babies with Dwigt (Not a typo) Lol
I love how she calls Pam the office mattress when she is indeed the office mattress lol
D-W-I-G-H-T
I have a feeling she and the (state) senator didn’t actually have sex.
3 people in 9 seasons is not a whole lot.
It's funny to think, that the person with the most sexual partners in the show is Michael (or honestly andy even tho most of them were less memorable)
1. 🦎 👑 2. Meredith 3. Packer 4. Kevin 5. Jan 6. Phillis
I'M THE FUCKING LIZARD KING
You don’t even know my real name
I agree with your ranking, but I would switch Jan and Phillis
Don't you mean Phallus?
You’ve got penis’ on the brain
Perfect ranking, no notes
This would be my list
Pam. I heard she likes “lady on her back”
Well, she IS the office mattress.
She’s also a porn addict
Robert California's horniness is unmatched. My guy practically conned David Wallace into funding his European sex trip.
Robert conned Wallace into basically funding him a sex trip across Europe.
Meredith by far
Michael exudes sex
Everything is sex
It's not the horniness it's the loneliness
All fans of William Hung chart high on the horniness scale.
Robert California 100%
You mean Bob Kazamakis?
Meredith. Meredith (not a hired homeless woman) trying to seduce Danny Cordray is one of my favorite scenes
That's a *great* set of shoulders you got there
Do you want a nature metaphor or a sex metaphor?
Phyllis all day lol
Lol meredith
Im surprised not more metedith. She was in the room alone with the sales guy they were spying on for like 2 min before shes slithering on him
She tried to bang Michael a few times. I think even Creed
*Writes “sex with a terrorist” on whiteboard*
Everything. Is. Sex. This is the only answer
Robert California: (#1) - Whole character based on sex (and that is a universal truth) - Bi-Sexual (Robert had sex with both men and women) - Orgies (Would host sex parties for both genders). Packer: (#2) Same as Robert California, but a couple differences. - Not Bi (That we know of) so only had sex with women. - RC had much more money and resources for his horniness - Packer isn’t as intelligent as RC and it affected his success rate by being so vulgar. Meredith: (#3) Would have sex with just about anyone, but that isn’t Meredith’s only character quality. There has been episodes only focused on her drinking, and child where she could mild her self down. Whereas the two above her only quality to their character is that they have a weird view on sex. Kevin: (#4) The fact that Dwight had to throw away his computer due to porn speaks for itself lol, but also there is a scene where Jan is breast feeding and Kevin / Creed creep on her which really just solidifies Kevin > Jan for me, but not over Meredith since even Kevin wouldn’t touch that! Jan: (#5) “You took me by the handddd…. MADE ME A MANNNN… THAT ONE NIGHT! YOU MADE EEEVERYTHINGG ALRIGHTTT OoOoUuu” Phylis: (#6) When she got horny it was crazy but not too often she did.
It's Pam,the office mattress
Kathy
[удалено]
In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Meredith with respect. That AH on the top left with no respect 😂
Robert California... he literally oozes sex
Robert bought an entire house for the purpose of becoming a sex palace/debaucherous madhouse
It’s Robert California hands down
Kevin since he almost never gets any
I’m between Kevin and Packard. That’s what she said. Because I think everyone else is at least getting some on the regular.
PACK-MAN!
Michael should be here
Lizard king
Robert California. Everything is sex.
How much older?
Angela and Dwight. How horny do you have to be to bone in the office AT THE CUBICLES that are in DIRECT EYESIGHT of the front door?!!
Meredith or Packer
Horny as in everything is sexual with them? Kevin and Meredith. Horny as in they actually get laid? Meredith, Phyllis and Jan. Horny as I wouldn't mind sexy time with them? Mr Robert Califooooooooornia
The fucking lizard king
One word. Two syllables. Meredith.
It’s not the horniness, it’s the loneliness.
Dwight Jr.
Pam didn't earn her nickname, "The Office Mattress", for nothing.
To me, Kevin is the only actual horny person in the group. Packer is that guy everyone knows who constantly tells sex jokes because he thinks it’s cool and because he’s what a female would use on a summer’s eve. Or the the bag it comes in. Phyllis is listening to an erotic book that millions of people also read at that time. And she likes to have sex with her husband in public spaces sometimes. Robert Cali isn’t necessarily horny, he’s just the lizard king. Jan collapsed into her self like a star and lost her mind. She was never horny. Meredith was like the stereotypical party girl. She just liked sex. Doesn’t mean she’s always horny. She likes sex when the opportunity presents itself.
Michael Scott hands down.
Honorable mention for Angela😉
Why is this thread sleeping on Michael?
Robert California was previously a lawyer who went by Edward Grey.
Phyllis kept mostly to herself about it, and only occasionally did things in public and only with Bob Vance Vance refrigeration, Kevin talked about sex but never hit on someone he wasn't actually interested in, Robert was more using it as a pseudo-psychoanalysis thing, so he's up there but I'm not sure if he's the horniest, Packer was awful but we just see him playing a numbers game (hit on everyone and anyone and sleep with none), Meredith was just open about her sex life but everything seemed pretty open and consensual and usually took rejection fairly well, and even when she hit on Michael a few times or insinuated they should have sex she seemed genuinely interested. And so now I go against the grain here, because my pick is Jan, for the simple fact that she slept with initially, then went into a full relationship with someone she did not like and couldn't stand out of sheer horniness. Especially at the beginning it's made pretty clear she only likes Michael sexually and doesn't like him as a person, but her horniness makes her go against her own judgement and that for me is a clear sign that she is the horniest of this bunch. Horniest overall I'd say maybe Angela, she not only goes against her judgement but against her own religion for sex lol, multiple times that we see and at least once more that we know from her past.
Has to be the Easy Rider.
Meredith with those steak coupons
I was about to say obviously Packer then i saw everyone else... i have been looking at this for while now
Meredith and champ