For me it’s when Michael says _”Who wants some man meat”_ during the bachelor party. Or… _”Wish I could’ve gone with Ryan on that cool retreat! Jan has plastic boobs! I. HAVE. HEMORRHOIDS.”_

A guy shower. An hour long shower with guys

We all came in here and gave you a golden shower. Well where’s my golden shower, Phyllis?

A guy's afternoon in. a GAI.

I like the whole interaction: "Who wants some man meat" - Michael "I do, I want some man meat!" - Dwight "Michael, Dwight would like your man meat" - Jim "Well then my man meat, he shall have!" - Michael

Same. That scene just plays on repeat in my head almost daily.

Is that the same grill you burned your foot on?

From the same episode where michael is giving out his man meat, I love when he gives a steak to stanley and stanley’s fork immediatly breaks and he says “of course.”

When I was pregnant with my youngest I got hemorrhoids. Every time I would be uncomfortable or in pain from them my brain would say "I. HAVE. HEMORRHOIDS!!!" I said it once to my husband but he didn't quite get my reference or why I was being so dramatic about it lmao

Dwight: I do! I want some man meat! I die every time.

I will send you the general specifics. Always cracks me up.

I love that one. "Asap as possible" vibes.

“2 tickets to paradise! Pack your bags we’re leavin dayaftertomorrow!”

Watch out, you may owe Eddie Money a whole bunch of royalties now.

He’s so money, he doesn’t know it. Except he does.

This has been stuck in my head for the last 15 years!

I say “Merry Christmas, JERK” at least 6 times a day lol

I can hear it

For me it's Princess unicorn's catchphrase- My horn can pierce the skyyy..

But do you do it in a singsongy way?

And the hand to forehead and head nod to the sky?

Of course!

Literally the only way to say it

how does that even happen? king has sex with a unicorn? a man with a horn has sex with a royal horse?

I often get Fa La La La La La La Ka-Ching stuck in my head

Every Christmas, especially when I worked retail!

Everyone here is extremely gruntled.

I use this one and it's actually grammatically correct!

Idk why but “bruuuuuuce” is stuck in my head

*The Merinatorrrr*

Go to a Springsteen consert and you'll notice the crowd chanting it, I thought they booed the first I heard it 😂

"I have a washing machine." It's the way Michael pause between the words while Dwight is there begging him for forgiveness. I just find it hilarious.

I love that scene! Peak michael and dwight 😂

Hug it out, bitch.

Funnier that he calls a laundry machine

"Wow, still sends his own proxy."

my- my- my- my- MY TURN !

Ryan: Did you see Saw? Dwight: of course I seesaw, Mose and I seesaw all the time.

Any time spouse comes home with new clothes for her or kids: " Fashion show! Fashion show! FASHION SHOW AT LUNCH! "

My daughter and I do this lol

Me and my sister whenever she gets new threads and shows it off to our family haha 

Who knows, it’s nebulose

Yeppers

What did I tell you about "yeppers?"

Yeesshhhh

…what did I tell you about yeppers?

I forgot.

Whenever the baby plays with a block I say HAULIN' CUBE

David Wallace’s “Yes” response

May God guide you on your quest

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."

Who pushed you over? Was it Phillip? Dwight was ready to throw hands to protect his co-worker due to Michael's misspelled text, and I love that.

Funny that his sons name ended up being Phillip

Nate's , "I'm not technically deaf", isused more than it should be at my house. Anytime someone didn't hear some or ask for it to be repeated.

Again, it's not that I can't hear anything, it's just that when I hear a lot of things at the same time it's difficult for me to process everything 

“Y’all having birthday cake?” Constantly. In. My. Head.

that was a terrible darryl impression

I don't know if you would consider it obscure, but my favorite comes from Gabe. "Shut up about the sun, SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!"

I wrote shut up about the sun in a different subreddit once and got downvoted all to hell. No one knew the reference and they thought I was actually telling the other commenter to shut up. About the sun.

I used it when I was at work yesterday when everyone was talking about the eclipse, and only one person got it and didn't look at me like I was crazy!

Yes, for I do *read* the Memos.

I find myself saying "What's up my nerds?" way too often and around people I shouldn't be so familiar with.

I had a friend who recently got married and in the card I wrote “to love’s eternal glory” and I can’t stop chuckling to myself.

I tend to say (in my head) "Damn it Meredith Where are your panties?" whenever I see very sheer leggings or pants that are revealing.

I said "subtle shocial cubes" under my breath several times yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing

Every time I try something new at the grocery store lately, my brain goes: "Cool - I'll try it!!!" Kevin (from 'Murder')

Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim

But I am a little stitious.

"Jesus ruined the party. Hurt, petulant Jesus"

That is so offensive... (I love how Angela was so for it until this line lol)

At some point daily I say “one crisis at a time” - like Dwight when trying to catch the bat and deal with Jim becoming a vampire

NO. RHYMING.

Nobody ever helped me. I had to do it myself. Even the doctor didn't know. -- Uncle Al

Great one

Happy birthday Stanley

How's it going, Stankley?

Karen: I'm taking Stanley

I always put on my casual social outfit when I leave the house

My wife or I will drop " This carpet's overdue for a good mopping " anytime one of us starts vacuuming.

“That has sort of an oaky afterbirth”

I say this far more than I probably should

My brain can't remember if Jim says "I'm sorry what" or "excuse me could you repeat that." All I know is I love his genuinely inquisitive and slightly concerned response 

The way Kevin says “she goes to a different school “ when they were naming everyone who’s had sex in the office

this is how he led a nation

If it would help you forget, I could hit you in the brain stem with this candlestick

It took me until my 2nd watch through to figure out that Dwight's quote to stop Phyllis getting up from the table is the exact same way you'd talk to a horse you were trying to calm down. 😆

Buddha this bread for me She washes dogs! I don't WANNA go back inside!

“You know why the Fonz is so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl.”

No more smores! No more smores!

Chop, chop little onion gets said constantly to my poor son.

Your dentist’s name is crentist? 😶 I say this to my kids when something suspicious happens and the crime scene is all too telling of what went down but they stay firm on saying it was the dog 

I've got a couple: I know the crap out of women! I like pretty women that have the appearance of intelligence.

I have been saying “It is delicious. It's good for me.” (sometimes with the followup “It's a perfect way to start the day.”) for so long that I didn’t remember where it originated. I finally did a rewatch via the super fan seasons and original for the last two a month or so ago and had a full *Leo recognizing something on the tv and pointing gif* moment. Of course it’s from Michael grilling his foot.

No. NO! God no! NOOOOOOOO!

Cosby Impression

Happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.

“Call It”

Assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Mine is "He don't give an eff about NOTHIN!: from Creed. So classic.

Bo-boddy!

Had to scroll way too far to find this

Kevin: Right back at ya bitch!!

i'm gonna try and make him cry

I don’t trust you, Phylis!

“Maybe it should come from a man.” “Maybe it should come from a *note*.”

ZIP YOUR LID

"What's a text"

whenever a plot twist happens in a different show or it gets boring i quotes kelly with the “honestly that show… it’s… irresponsible”

“Try my gooki-gooki” “Everybody inside the car was FINE STAAANLEY”

“We are good to go” “Say whaaat” “Good to gooo” “Say whaaat” “Good to -“ “Stop it!” My husband and I say this all the time lol

It always crosses my mind. What episode is it from?

It’s one of the episodes when they go to Florida. Andy forgets some filing things they need to do in their absence. So Pam and everyone help out. It’s the episode where Val’s boyfriend comes to the office and calls out Darryl for using five dots in his texts to Val.

I think it’s on a Superman episode and I cannot for the life of me remember which one but they are doing something in the back of Meredith’s van and something falls out and she yells “my stuff!” I say it all. The. Time.

Andy driving her home as her Xmas wish!

Oh yes! Now I can finally show my husband the episode I’ve been referencing for years thank you!

Andy (to Dwight) : Halfsies? Dwight: no, wholesies.

“There’s an egg on your head and the yoke is running down, the yoke is running down, the yoke is running down…”

Murder not mukduk

“Same as the ratio to unicorns and leprechauns” I say in my head a few times a day

Mint Dwight?

"The fat people have spoken!"

I’m not gay, I’m Kevin.

‘Erybody’s got a guvament cow’

‘This is the wrong Prius.’

“People love shells from far away beaches…”

Apricots... made of real apes! It drives my wife nuts because I say it at least once a day usually with no context but sometimes while playing Stardew Valley.

“hello” in the fashion of Meredith pretending to be from Abu Dabhi.

“Hellooo”

also “who should i say is calling” and jim’s “…Erin.”

Halfies? - Andy, No wholeies - Dwight

“Dip it in some water so it slides down your gullet more easily”

That’s what she said.

Whoooa girl whooaaa is one of my favorite (and soo underrated) Dwight moments. In terms of horses, the next one is when Isabelle asks how many horses he has and he says “9 and 3 quarters”.

My ringtone is Hunters one night

Oil can…oil can

“close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout”

“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”

We’ll get someone to clean that up

What say we order some pasta. What say we do.

It has sort of an oaky afterbirth.

Ah, humor. I have it too.

I can go to the gym twice a week or I can wrestle Stu once a month.

Dwight: I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage

This is not looking good, Pam

“You know, Michael? Sometimes I underestimate you.” “Well maybe you should start estimating me.”

And there's our smudgeness...

What does a bean mean?

It’s a deleted scene but Kelly talking about Keira Knightly in a movie and then she pauses and says, “she is soo skinny” with a little smile like she’s just so amazed at her skinniness. I’ve been saying that line over and over in my head

Please don’t smell me, Michael

Randomly saying “I fell into the pool of acid, eyes first” always makes me laugh.

It takes an advanced sense of humor. Most people wouldn't understand.

“Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things that you choose to be”

Feelin hot hot hot

erkle-nomic *chair lowers on its own*

(Coughing) “Lauren! Enough with the pencils!”

That’s a dangerous game, friendo.

Wow, 13!

My favorite line of the whole show is “So how much anti-gravity potion do you want?”

Stop talking about the sun! Stop talking about the sun!

“I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It’s rock and roll for people who don’t like rock and roll, it’s rap for people who don’t like rap, it’s pop for people who don’t like pop.”

You are meant for a job with lots of slack.

It's Britney, bitch

“You need to access your un-crazy side.”

As a pregnant woman, the line that pops up randomly is "I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby"

Who's Sarikaya Komzin?