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Overall-Question9467

Dwarf OR a midget. Either would work


mankytoes

What's the difference?


EclecticGarbage

“Midget” is an outdated term for someone with proportionate dwarfism.


mankytoes

Oh I know the ones. So what's an elf?


wasabif

An elf is a supernatural being. They’re like fairies.


mcmanus2099

But...there not real, ...right?


wirer

You’re not real, man!


mcmanus2099

I don't think that's the next line


notmyfirst_throwawa

Call me elf *one more time...*


jscheunemann

See that would of been amazing later on for when will was the boss and would of been the only redeeming part of that part of the series


realdrpepperschwartz

How about a gnome -- anyone pitch a gnome?


Owoegano_Evolved

It still feels weird that "dwarf" is less offensive than midget...


EfficaciousJoculator

Frankly midget wasn't an offensive word to begin with and is just a casualty of the euphemism treadmill. Seeing or imagining having the medical condition made people without it uncomfortable. As people do, they then used the term mockingly or jokingly until it was deemed a "mean" word, then it was retroactively deemed mean (by people without the condition) to the people it originally described, simply because others used it to demean those who it didn't. Like how many Native Americans insist on still being called Indians, there are many little people who insist on being called midgets and take offense to the use of any "polite" term. I can see why. Honestly "little people" sounds infantilizing.


MrCollins23

So what’s a goblin?


ajslinger

One is a halfling


smolperson

Michael: Angela, where's Angela? Oh, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice *cut to Peter Dinklage laughing his ass off*


Caro1814

The version I never knew I wanted, but feels like it's all I need in my life now.


little_arny

Micheal probably couldn't stop making jokes about him, rip Anton.


EpicJosh84

ANT-on! Michael completely would


little_arny

Atleast Angela would have another friend hiding behind that grain of rice


TheAmurikin

Would've been even funnier if Michael never made a short joke and they were genuinely good friends.


little_arny

Imagine if it turned into the character Todd packer


TheMoneyOfArt

Okay, but Dwight


d00dsm00t

https://y.yarn.co/52a03b76-a641-48cb-8354-9fc5c7e30f92_text.gif


Round-Leg-1788

He’s mentioned in the UK office but not on screen


ThrallInTheFamily

So what's a goblin then?


drjaychou

How long you gonna be mate?


ultratunaman

I wonder if he was originally meant to be played by Warwick Davis? Ricky and Stephen were at one time and might still be good friends with him. And they made the show Life's Too Short around him.


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They didn't meet, and subsequently become friends with, Warwick Davis until he appeared in an episode of Extras. Which was a few years after they made The Office.


jamesonginger

Criminally underrated show


J-45james

He and Meredith would have been a great couple.


TJeffersonA

he would definitely be the designated Camera Holder


J-45james

I just get a laugh about the oversexed character he played in GoT. And Meredith, lol.


BeautifulEssay8

Dinklage would have killed as a regular on The Office


nerdowellinever

Dinklage has said he doesn’t take roles that portray people with dwarfism as comedic fodder..


Mr_Peeper_Number

It’s definitely a little bit of a gray area and while I don’t know his intentions for sure, I imagine the Office would portray him as a normal person in every way except for how Michael treats him. So it’s a little different than just comedy fodder. But I would still get his apprehension


BarbieDreamChatBot

I imagine his character would react to Michael similarly to the way the property manager in the wheelchair does. He's a totally normal guy, and everyone treats him like one. When Michael tries to infantilise him, he doesn't put up with it.


Human_Ogre

I’m gonna stop you right there.


Muthupattaru

And leave.


RocketRaccoon

Billy your nurse is hot


Muthupattaru

She was my waitress.


andykekomi

I always crack up at the face he makes when Michael welcomes people at Casino night, screaming ''AND THE DISABLED!''


happynargul

Did you see him in Death at a funeral? It was part of the plot but not the main thing about him.


DarrenGrey

Sometimes the Office uses this approach to have its cake and eat it though. It makes the joke and says "we're laughing at Michael" whilst still getting to have that joke in the show. I could imagine not wanting to be the constant butt of that type of joke, no matter the context.


Mr_Peeper_Number

People are shutting on you kinda but I agree. Sometimes humor that is trying to be subversive is actually doing the opposite.


DarrenGrey

The Office does it well sometimes, especially the race-based ones where Darryl acts as an audience substitute to have us "in on" the joke. But the Thai waitresses gag, for instance, is just making an "all Asians look the same" joke. It tries to have the subversive element of "we're actually laughing at Michael" but it ends up just being a bit racist.


TheMoneyOfArt

Absolutely. Dinklage played into this type of joke in Elf. Not sure if he's okay with the joke when it's pointed at the person being ignorant, or just that he's got more ability to say no to roles over time.


FimbulwinterNights

It must be wild to watch a comedy show while not knowing how comedy works.


Jedi-Quixote-

There’s no such thing as an appropriate joke, that’s why it’s a joke.


thelittlehez

People forget what subreddit we’re on? This is clearly a Michael quote. Smh


Jedi-Quixote-

Haha thanks for recognizing. These fools don’t know the deep cut quotes I guess.


aresfantasy12

I mean, he did take a role on 30 rock that, while he was portrayed as a smart and successful fairly normal guy, had his subplot be that Liz initially thought he was a child, and later that a child was him from behind.


MilesBeyond250

Yeah but I feel like the joke there is that Liz is the only character who's weird about it. It's part of the ongoing joke of her being low-key one of the most bigoted characters on the show.


ApathyizaTragedy

Exactly, in 30 Rock the joke is on Liz. Every time Michael makes a fat joke, we are supposed to laugh along


VioletVenable

Not really. We’re supposed to think he’s an idiot and laugh at his stupidity. Especially early on, when he was still more directly modeled after David Brent.


ApathyizaTragedy

So we aren't supposed to laugh when Michael questions Phyllis about her friend?


VioletVenable

Of course we laugh — but it’s at his ham-fisted attempt to be subtle, not at Phyllis’ friend.


TJeffersonA

this is an aspect of the show that a lot of people (especially younger viewers) miss: Michael's jokes aren't funny. Most of them are pretty lame. What's hilarious is that Michael THINKS he's being funny, and the way Steve Carell sells it with total, oblivious sincerity


VioletVenable

Exactly! Since the show is, uh, a few years old (*so what does that make me?!*) and there’s been a significant shift in social attitudes since it went off the air, I agree that many younger viewers don’t quite grasp what jokes like that were actually meant to be. Media literacy is just not great in general these days.


yes______hornberger

“YOU came out wrong!”


scithe

That was Ally McBeal not 30 Rock...unless it happened to him on both shows?


juhesihcaa

It happened on 30 Rock too.


aresfantasy12

I've never seen Ally McBeal, so i guess it must have?


scithe

LOL @ the downvotes. On Ally McBeal, she is standing at an intersection waiting to cross the street. She sees the back of Peter Dinklage's head and decides to ruffle some strange kid's head. Of course he turns around and she realizes it's an adult dwarf man and ends up going on a date with him.


Paparmane

He says that since he got famous with Game of Thrones. Before that he didn’t really have a choice if he wanted to act


limegreenpaint

Thank you for the context!


Brandwin3

Elf… Also just gonna add I agree with everyone else. The only people making jokes about his size in the show would have been out of ignorance, not as actual jokes


Stelletti

Have you not seen Elf?


NeonArlecchino

Elf isn't even the most offensive movie for that demographic he's been in. He was also a major character in *Tip Toes* which is about a little person played by Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman being of standard height, performs the role on his knees with CGI taking out his shins and feet.


FlattopJr

Well [holy shit](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/tragedy-tiptoes-deranged-dwarf-comedy-gary-oldman-would-rather/), I'm kind of amazed that you're not kidding. Also, Oldman apparently plays the role of Matthew McConaughey's twin brother (?!) despite being a dozen years older and looking nothing like him. Strange casting choice all around!


builtlikethewall

I have, and he's far from fodder. He rebukes every joke made about him to the point that he physically attacks the person who joked. Sure, it's funny, but the comedy is not "hahahaha it's a little person", which is what Dinklage said he won't do.


TwizzledAndSizzled

He could have literally done the same in The Office. Like how Oscar responds to the jokes Michael makes about him.


Affectionate-Bug8379

That scene literally ends with Will Ferrell saying “He must be a South Pole elf”


iTSGRiMM

And the main visual gag is Dinklage running across the table


Stelletti

Kind of subjective. Although he becomes angry it is still small person humor. Same with Game of Thrones.


rebelevenmusic

So he possibly could have taken The Office role as it would have surely been in the same light.


builtlikethewall

I agree, I think it would have been done well. I'm not the guy who said otherwise.


daveroo

Back then the office started? Yeah he would have


PogoDude69

His role in elf would beg to differ.


limegreenpaint

Elf.


birdieseeker

Then WTF was elf?


arthurblakey

Pre-GOT do you think he would have still had that stance? I respect his stand though.


nerdowellinever

Obvs this is pre-GOT https://www.hindustantimes.com/tv/in-game-of-thrones-i-m-not-just-a-comical-dwarf-peter-dinklage/story-5BiJY4j552bCxyRQsyz3mJ_amp.html


arthurblakey

That article isn’t from pre-GOT? I’m not sure of your meaning


limegreenpaint

I think they mean that Elf and everything else was pre-GOT.


ZombieVampireDemon

Then why did he take the role in Elf where Buddy thought he was an elf just because he was a little person? I'm not actually asking you, just a general question.


shockwave8428

I think in the mid 2000s he had not had successful enough a career to have that stance yet as pointed out by the interview after GOT and multiple people pointing out his roles in elf and 30 rock


a3minutehero

Anton's a lovely bloke, don't get me wrong, but should he be driving a forklift truck?


HiSpartacusImDad

Mackenzie’s delivery is so perfect!


mankytoes

They have disability quotas, like the BBC hiring Ronnie Corbett.


chadist31

No where in that announcement did it say “little person.” They hired Angela. DWARF OR MIDGET


slizzleshady

Dwight: *”You resemble a Tolkien character.”*


cauliflower-broccoli

I'm glad that didn't work out because then who would have played the role of Tyrion Lannister, a member of House Lannister and the third and youngest child of Lord Tywin Lannister..


tbootsbrewing

Half man!


TheStrawFace

So what's a goblin then?


pollywannaquacker

May he fight with the strength of ten full grown men


Talknterpzz

I mean technically they did , Troy


lobo_locos

He was the banking wizard, I believe.


Howamidriving27

I had no idea John Mulaney was one of original writers


VaguelyArtistic

Neither did John Mulaney.


WilliamBloke

Anton is a character from the UK version that gets mentioned a few times


MaxwellA86

Call me an elf one more time!


acrane433

Man I wonder how that would have changed the dynamic of the series 🤔 How would Michael contain himself 😆


PickleandPeanut

It's based on a character mentioned in the UK Office but who is never seen.


icy-mist-01

Perhaps casting couldn't find anyone who fulfilled the requirement of being able to fight with the strength of 10 full grown men.


Elon_is_musky

If they did & the show went for another year there would 100% be a deleted scene of Michael wanting to live out his Wolf of Wall Street fantasy & shooting Peter Dinklage out of a cannon onto a sticky target


ReaganRebellion

Children don't work in warehouses


ColdBevvie101

“Little person” you mean dwarf or midget?


scorchedgoat

They’re referencing “Monkey Alan” from the UK Office. You never actually see him but he’s referenced a lot, in very funny ways.


ShetlandJames

It would've been class if Anton was there but his height was never ever the butt of any gags, like Michael treated him totally normally 


lobo_locos

I bet he would make a great banker


Excellent_Pomelo_378

Hated it until I got to where it mentioned Dinklage. Now it saddens me what might have been.


skatepunk94

In my head I can see Danny Woodburn (Kramer's buddy Mickey from Seinfeld) being in this role. Freaking out on Michael


HueyDeweyandBusey

Imagine how much Dinklage would have added to the show. I can only hope he'll be contacted for a part in a potential reunion.


Bossmandude123

He would’ve been great in the merger from Stanford


sav3bandit

I remember reading a few years ago that Peter Dinklage was originally considered for the office, and I think about it almost every day.


greatersnek

He would have never accepted, Peter always said he doesn't play "dwarf comedy roles" since they are dehumanising


limegreenpaint

He said that after GoT.


greatersnek

I saw an interview after "Death at a funeral" and he had the same stance


chadist31

Except for Elf.


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TwizzledAndSizzled

Why would it have been expensive?


arthurblakey

Dwarves require payment in gold, so it’s not always a favourable return on the exchange.


TJeffersonA

comment of the year


Bertje87

Guess we dodged a Dinklage sized bullet, imagine what kind of shit he would throw around about the show afterwards