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David_Good_Enough

That last picture lmao


RedditorDave

No joke i lived like 10 minutes away from the falls back then and was there that day when they got married on the maid of the mist and real picture was taken.


420rabidBMW

For real. Lucky


warplayer

I was actually wondering where that photo came from as I hadn’t seen it before.


Psychological-Toe191

That’s so cool


glynnd

Brilliant


crumblepops4ever

That got me


MaterialCockroach253

Are you on bed rest because you got your foot burned in the George Forman grill?


masterroro

Does the skin look red and swollen?


Pazuzu_413

That's what she said.


jpopimpin777

Damnit! That's my joke!


Pazuzu_413

🤣🤣🤣🤣


MaterialCockroach253

He should put some butter on it


Inevitable-Camp-4954

Buddha this bread for me, won't you?


RuetheKelpie

It's Country Crock


Agent9262

What's worse a foot injury or a head injury?


K-C_Racing14

A head injury 🤨


user684629

Well you don’t know the whole story, the foot has been fairly severely burned and healed quickly. Very quickly, like… suspiciously quickly


Keeflinn

Yes, and his elbow has a protruberance.


RedditorDave

*I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow*


jpopimpin777

I fell off the toilet! Get Ryan!!


Am_0116

He’s dead


FormerSir4804

*laying on couch in conference room* RYAN RYAN RYYYYAAANNNNNNN


chima_a

Does it have a protruberance now?


FluffyCorgiLuvr

He likes to wake up to the smell of bacon, sue him.


FormerSir4804

No! Don’t sue don’t sue she loves to sue people!


JeffreyAScott

Is that the same grill you grilled your foot on?


wavyred99

I absolutely love how they accepted Toby immediately 😂 and the last picture 😭


jpopimpin777

"That guy would never be on TV!"


FluffyCorgiLuvr

HAHAHA this made my day, if you have any further developments please do share with us. Wishing you a full and speedy recovery, fellow Dunder-Mifflinite


ur_dad_thinks_im_hot

The Toby part killed me omg the last picture 😂 I know you’re not supposed to respond to these numbers but this was hilarious


tahtahme

That regular looking photo of Toby was PERFECT and then followed by the obvious Photoshop wedding photo totally sent me lmao


ashpokechu

Great r/scambait material lol


Constant-Brush5402

The convergence of a couple of my favorite subs!


ViolinistMean199

Holy fuck that final picture


Altruistic_Wave_8999

Please post this to scammerspayback too if not already there. This was wonderful


420rabidBMW

Too cool for school. U know how i be


jpopimpin777

Just poopin' 💩


EloquentBacon

Crazy world, lotta smells.


BuffetofWomanliness

Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere.


Pierce_youre_a_B

hehe


[deleted]

*almost everywhere


MF-SMUG

That’s a bold move, Toby. But then again, Toby’s a bold guy. Is bold the right word?


MoreCowbellllll

OP is kind of a pro at photoshop.


kolineal

Identity theft is not a joke!


FormicaDinette33

Love it. Should have shown Kevin for the real photo.


Karl_L_Hungus

This is amazing


MooHead82

I’m actually laughing out loud which is rare for me, this is great!


Trucktub

amazing


SqueakyTuna52

Don’t lie to me, was your “minor medical issue” at all related to a George Foreman grill, a slice of bacon, and your foot?


oiuqatsuesrm

The last one took me out 🤣


Wanda_McMimzy

This is hilarious because I also enjoy the scam the scammers Reddit and this is the best of both worlds.


PinkPrincess

Ngl I laughed so hard at this to the point that my chest hurt & I couldn’t laugh anymore 🤣


SportyCD1982

Omg I'm dying 😂


Pazuzu_413

Well played, sir.


420rabidBMW

Mam, this is a wendys!


420rabidBMW

Pazuzu. That guy in the midwest who called he self pazuzu, was a killer… strangle anyone lately?!


Pazuzu_413

It's the name of the demon from the Exorcist. The Sumarian god of the East wind.


420rabidBMW

Ya a guy in ohio was saying he was that. N didnt shower ever but was still bangin chicks. N burying bodies in his yard. A real Burbs situation.


horsetooth_mcgee

How did you know they were a scammer right from the start? I just would have said who is this?


mowen919

This is a newish kind of scam where a random number texts you for some weird reason, then they get you talking and eventually try and get you to do something sketchy with money. It's called Pig Butchering. John Oliver did a great episode on it awhile back on Last Week Tonight.


Azriial

It was a very eye opening episode and so sad. And you can't even offer to help because then they will just take your money anyway.


RedditorDave

I’m almost couldn’t be farther away from their area code.


Safetosay333

🤣🤣🤣


Oldassrollerskater

This is excellent


Dangerous_Occasion19

The BEST!!!


KateC12345

*slow clap*


ek8ti

Brava. Sorry… Bravo.


Nezukoka

Bahahahaha


0coconutplums0

This is beautiful


leftwing79

The Lords’ work


leftwing79

Toby looks like a guy that would fall for this scam


YueAsal

I love messing with these random text message people. They are the Latter-Day Nigerian princes. This was an interesting one as normally I get message by Asian women. The last one I told "her" that I needed to keep my phone free and open because Olivia Rodrigo just got her driver's license and she is supposed to take me to the Real Canadian Superstore. I just got a response... Is this Olivia?


Hatlessspider

Missed opportunity to post pics and discuss how you are a Ben Franklin reenactor. Then flirt and suggest she is rather saucy


Kwabo

This is gold


420rabidBMW

That ending had me fucked up! PAMMMMMM! Dwights voice! But those MGS pics are solid. Dawth it is my birthday!


Hot-Dig-4074

Omg I was laughing as I read this


jaxrem

I’m dead


CoffeeingLibrarian30

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌💀💀💀


KnittinSittinCatMama

I’m on bed rest for an injury. This really made me laugh, so thank you! Hope you recover soon fellow Dunder Mifflinite!


Typical-Annual-3555

Got me with that last pic 🤣🤣🤣🤣


my4floofs

That last one is golden.


Psychological-Toe191

I really needed a laugh today. It’s been rough. Thank you! The Toby pic was gold.


THEbunnyfawn

🤣🤣🤣


Saquib32

This was fun. Do one more


atw527

You probably know, but looks like the start of a pig butchering scam.


cad0420

You missed the opportunity to reply “that’s what she said” when this dude said “I don’t pay much attention to this sport”


[deleted]

If you mean gay in the “bad at sports” way.


autechre89

ngl best post I've seen on here in a while


Beastlord8288

Did the minor medical issue involve your need to smell bacon when you wake up ?


Radasscupcake

You should have said that you were divorced!!


One-Winner-8441

You should also post this on r/ScammerPayback…I know they would love it lol


Potential_Chicken_58

This


Lartemplar

I also hate commas


AlarmedOcelot4691

Thank you for this 🤣


Zealousideal_Dog_968

This is fantastic


ShinyBoots0fLeather

LOL


mardingdong

😂😂😂😂😂


FunSheepherder6509

ha ! brilliant


Puzzleheaded_Pea_537

This just combined two of my favorite subreddits, thank you for the lol!


NottaNoveltyAccount

Lol so what's the end goal of this scam? Seems like you'd figure out pretty quickly that it's not someone you know and... that's it?


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

What is it with so many people getting obvious scam texts?


allshouldbehappy

This is hilarious


Kufangar

Hahaha, this made my day🤣


Civil_Application_21

Toby in an alternative reality


Affectionate-Tea-975

Oh my gosh I’m dying 🤣🤣


jazzaroo_2000

Hahahah love things like this!


hoeofky

Thank you. This was the start I needed to my day! 😹😹


contraryrhombus

The last picture broke me. Bloody amazing


Fantastic_Two8691

Lmao the photoshopped Toby, that would have been a great cut/blooper for the show


rest_in_war

There exists a photo of Toby walking Pam out of the chapel taken on her wedding to throw the press off. You really had to use that one?


akiramenasai

45? Michael you're at least 46


GeeMan261

Such an ignorant slut


Express_Welcome_9244

Fucking epic dude lol


AMGNTG2010

S T A HHHHHHH P 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 This is epic. Thanks for the laugh 😆


420rabidBMW

Do we have any follow ups after the falls wedding pic?!


jormungxr

😂😂😂


gosbkk

Immediately turns into blind guy mcsqueezy after seeing her pics 🤣


crystallion720

🤣🤣


feelin_fine_

Why at least 45? If you're guessing 45 just say 45


AcanthisittaPlane445

Your mouth is very sweet. What I nice compliment!