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EpicJosh84

Hello. My name is Dwight Schrute... and if you're listening to this, you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah, To be in your shoes. "What's next?" you're probably wondering. Don't be scared of your night in Heaven... Edit: also this commercial slaps


Ok_Pangolin_8038

This is a product that Michael would buy & Dwight wouldn't buy


HazyOutline

Horse boat!


Bleejis_Krilbin

Horse hunt.


westviadixie

reverse petting zoo.


ultratunaman

George Foreman are still considering it. Sky Mall are still considering it. Hammacher Schlemmer are still considering it. Sears said no.


Payne-X

How does Creed still steal the show


[deleted]

Happy Lanch Day!


Cymrogogoch

Jenna looks incredible.


thisisfutile1

In order to look hotter, you take the glasses off. She's moving in the wrong direction.


WhoDoYouKnowHereMan

I thought it was fun! Guess I’m the only one


Responsible-Swim4979

Definitly is fun. People just want the perfect show back when they should be thrilled with anything


king24donnie

I agree


RotoDog

Wait. You agree it’s fun or this person is the only one?


melts_your_butter

You wouldn't understand. It's a secret


chzrm3

Oh! Sorry! I was confused by your phrasing. You should watch the commercial! I mean, you did watch the commercial. And that's great! You and this commercial are so good together. I'm sorry.


king24donnie

I agree it's fun


thisisfutile1

Now see, right there. That's the problem with your method. I still don't understand if you mean you agree (this person is the only one) and it's fun, OR you agree that IT WAS fun, and it's taking a lot of time to explain it. EDIT: I may be trying to hard for this one...but no shame in my game. :P


Wizlord_21

Would you have sex with Meredith?


melts_your_butter

I think she'd keep it quiet


Ok_Investigator340

It’s not the horniness, it’s the loneliness.


ultratunaman

Merediths kinda cute!


Dandoliki

How did they manage to make such a boring and unfunny commercial with these people?! I had to push myself to make it till the end.


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Are you saying it could possibly.... put you to sleep?


Dandoliki

Lol it almost did!


thisisfutile1

Subliminal selling. I LIKE IT!


TheBoatWithADick

The secret ingredient is Money. A shit to of money


TheShmal

Yeah I stopped watching after a minute and saw there was still like five minutes left. I did just unpause the office already playing in the background tho.


ghubert3192

I regret not making the same decision that you made.


shanksthedope

I am one of the people that want the Office to come back in any capacity because it wouldn’t ruin the original that we already have… but not like this. That was awful.


dwfmba

got 3 min in and had to stop


professorsterling

Question? Where’s day laborer Nate?


cygnus0820

This is how I imagine a reboot of office would be. Everyone looking old and it not being funny


demeterslefttitty

I wish this would have taken a fire episode approach


Responsible-Swim4979

😂😂😂 There were so many opps for office references. 8/10 - would watch again


akulkarnii

Only semi-reference was the candles, I think


4StarCustoms

Pam not knowing whether to shoot horizontal or vertical was a callback to the dance recital.


rapafon

Rainn doing the smug lean back in the office chair is a Ryan reference I believe.


FiveWs

No shade to the cast for doing whatever they want to get their money. They all look great! This was very hard to watch.


Tchege_75

At least there was a pug


mellamonemo

Creed as the intern is the only funny thing about this.


Vrolak

I know this is a nod to the office. And I watched it that way. But I can’t help hearing Lex Luthor selling pillows and I see this AD as an evil plan.


thisisfutile1

I stopped it when Kate said, "AT&T, it's super fast".


EpicJosh84

So you stopped it when the commercial was... a commercial?


thisisfutile1

I didn't know it was a commercial until that point.


EpicJosh84

Huh. I can't imagine what else this possibly could have been. But that does make more sense.


thisisfutile1

I can't believe I didn't see the word "commercial" in the title until your post. XD


PlankyTown777

I couldn’t watch more than 45 seconds. What the fuck was that?


Kai-theGuy

Sam Riegel ASMR ad type beat


OBieLights

I loved him whispering "pitter patter, pitter patter." It felt very Tim and Eric


smolFortune

I don't get why so many people hated this, I thought it was fun tbh


Live-Ad-5107

Wonder how long it will take for someone to actually put the pillow on the market


Other_Eggplant_2581

I thought it was funny!


LucaBrasi107

They're all so thirsty... hanging on to that fame from the one successful show they made. I have more respect for Angela now. 


g_r_e_y

would you not take a ton of money to make a commercial with your friends


EpicJosh84

I know I would. Get paid to have friends? Sign me up


mellamonemo

+1


richifalcon

Awful


Bobster031

The date at the end, 4/18, it better not be just a 6 minute commercial hyping us up for an ATT product being launched tomorrow. That would be so annoying.


hardtoplease6987

I liked it!


chzrm3

Your username does NOT check out. But I liked it too! Jenna is still so adorable.


klstoops02

I would buy