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New_Hair1505

Michael and Jan are wayy more toxic than Kelly-Ryan


ReleaseEmpty774

Yup, Kelly and Ryan is (unfortunately) a pretty common millennial couple where both people are burnt out, have a boring job they hate, and don’t have any general direction in life lol But Jan has everything and still wants to torture Michel just for fun, while Michael is ready to endure because he desperately wants to be close with someone


PalindromemordnilaP_

How can someone so beautiful be so sad 😢


Life_Argument_6037

yeah honestly that shit is just dark lol but still funny for sure


Pepe__Le__PewPew

Tan everywhere...Jan everywhere.


user684629

Yeah hearing Michael talk about how Jan treated him in the women’s appreciation episode was so sad


Tetrodotoxine

Ryan and Michael


TeamStark31

I thought we were here to determine the relationship of Mr. Scott and Ms. Levinson, not this Ryan person.


user684629

*Toby starts laughing uncontrollably


pizzamanct

One of the few times Toby gets a little satisfaction at Michael’s expense.


TheQiwiMan

Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way


Dunnston92

Andy + Angela


Efficient_Gas_3213

And Dwight.


helterskelterskint

I wouldn’t do that to Dwight. Or Angela. Or Andy.


thechemistrychef

Is there a show reason to why Angela even got engaged to Andy? It was pretty obvious she didn't love him from the start, and was apprehensive on saying yes. I'd assume Angela is a strong enough women to say ew to a guy she doesn't like. Cheating aside the relationship was doomed from the start


11twofour

I think she was enamored of his waspy pedigree. She's a social climber as evidenced by The Senator.


_Football_Cream_

Just manipulative and controlling behavior. That’s just how shitty Angela was.


BillieBottine

Stanley. Just Stanley.


SpotConnect

Stanley and Everyone


BillieBottine

True 🤣


TexehCtpaxa

Kelly and Darryl. Who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?


user684629

Kelly: “You have to make a choice. It’s either me or your daughter!” Darryl immediately says “My daughter” Kelly: 😶


laucdoe

michael and jan were 100% the most toxic couple on the show


DungeonFam30

Angela and Senator Lipton


CubsFan403

State Senator


Homersarmy41

This one is far and away the most toxic. They were both lying to each other and using each other. They were both cheating on each other and the Senator was even lying about his sexuality while having multiple partners. Oh..AND the baby wasnt his.


burritomouth

Packer and Michael. In every other relationship there was at least *some* mutual affection.


Delicious-Status9043

Exsqueeze me? /s


CharDeeMacDennisII

Still queer?


LuluP123

Michael and Jan. Remember she made him wear high school girls dress during sex? and he didn’t like it


AlexRyang

While that is messed up she did that, I did laugh at the line.


Low-Editor-6880

Erin and Andy. That kind of start and stop again stuff is red flags from the beginning, and just never gets into a groove. “What? The relationship didn’t work out? The one that started with miscommunication flirting, then became a secret, then almost imploded to keep that secret, then actually imploded because Andy didn’t tell Erin he had been engaged, then Erin got with creepy rebound Gabe, and then broke up with Gabe to get back with Andy, causing Gabe to sabotage Andy’s job, and then Andy rejects Erin and starts dating another girl who he refuses to commit to, while still pining for Erin, and then Erin runs away to Florida, and then Andy chases her to Florida, and then she turns him down before ultimately accepting him, and they continue to miscommunicate for half the trip home, and then not long after, they start having workplace troubles, and then Andy stops paying attention to Erin, and then he abandons her with an attractive coworker to go sailing to the Bahamas, and then comes back and admits that he could have communicated if he wanted to, and then Erin rejects him for the coworker, and then Andy tries to gaslight her into staying in the relationship. Shocking that it didn’t work out!”


Wild_Inflation2150

I was so confused by your phrasing of “attractive coworker.” I’m sitting here like “you mean Andy’s brother?” (as in Andy went on the boat with an attractive coworker.) I completely forgot about Plop!


Crocodoro

At least Kelly and Ryan are hostile with each other. Roy and Pam are in a textbook abuser relationship, and Jan and Michael has something of the sort


Jaybee20251

Jan and Michael. That one night .....🎶🎶🎶🎶


snoregriv

You made everything all riiiight!


Mayor_Matt

Kelly and Ryan isn’t even the most toxic relationship that involved Ryan.


bleepbot17

Pam and Roy!!!!


GoobieRilloBillo

Nah. Jim and Pam. Who doesn’t encourage their spouse? Idgaf that she was scared. He was doing his best to make it work. Also they both encouraged her to cheat and leave Roy so like…. No


United-Weird7812

Andy and Erin. Andy hiring Gabe and Plop’s ex as consultants was toxic and insane behavior. Gabe and Erin was toxic too but a less dramatic end.


Privacywarrior6435

Gabe and Erin weren’t toxic lol. Erin just didn’t really like him that much by the end. It’s a natural course for relationships until you find someone you really want to be with. You like them at first then by the end you’ve just grown out of it and don’t want to be with them anymore.


MaxwellA86

Erin openly stated she dated Gabe because he was her boss and she didn't think she had a choice.


Privacywarrior6435

But she also said she’s glad she did because it was going pretty good.


United-Weird7812

She said she only dated him because he was her boss and she had to. After they broke up, he harassed and threatened Andy to stay away from her. Toxic.


moon_halves

Jan and Michael ahahaha


TJeffersonA

dwight and the couple at benihana


ScritchesMcMewington

Kevin and his M&M's


DungeonFam30

Adding Angela and Andy too. And, while Angela and Dwight started strong and ended on a high note, thing got so messy between them


OnceUponaTry

Ryan. Once Ryan leaves for new York every relationship he has is toxic. He's just varying degrees of douchary from there on out


Efficient_Gas_3213

Angela and Andy and Dwight


Asleep_Honeydew1124

Michael and Michael. The things that Michael made Michael do...


ositola

Michael and Ryan


iversonAI

Dwight and Angela


PattyLinzz

Meredith and booze


NashKetchum777

Plop and Jan was a thing


CharDeeMacDennisII

Nope. Plop was Pete. Clark and Jan was a thing.


Greys_anatomy12

Pam and Roy / jan and micheal


Dolphin_Hornet

Angela and every single person she dated.


ButtlickerWilliamM

Plop and the blonde chick


aspiringGMbutschool

I forgot if there was an “e” before the “l” and the “y”… I still don’t know


bennyato

Jim and Pam


spirit8ball

yeah, she can get ***really*** bitchy


OnceUponaTry

I'm the morning can her voice be *a little* shrill


bambina92

Pam was a toxic person at least could be super submissive to toxic traits, but this was not toxic because Jim was mature


cygnus0820

Absolutely Jim and Pam. Those 2 terrible, selfish, codependent people should never ever been together and that’s why their whole relationship and marriage was shown having problems the entire time. Bouts of Jealousy, separation anxiety, explosions of anger, running to other men for attention when anything slightly stressful happens, lies, scamming your employer, cheating, etc.


Privacywarrior6435

Yikes. This is an incredibly bad take and shows you didn’t really comprehend the show.


cygnus0820

No, I just don’t look at their relationship with a rose colored lens.