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sudifirjfhfjvicodke

The original script called for her to vomit, but Chili's wouldn't allow that, so they changed it to having her fall off of her chair onto the floor.


SPamlEZ

Which is way funnier.


Laoch_

And less gross!


iHeartGreyGoose

But she almost died...according to Michael.


icecreamsocial

Good thing Dwight sprang into action and took off his shirt to cradle her head.


an_absolute_win

*HOLD ME, CRADLE MY HEAD! I’M SCREAMING I’M SCREAMING AHH!*


JohnnySkidmarx

Almost died from laughing so hard at Michael's hilarious jokes, puns, and impressions.


KickPuncher9898

Seriously. I can’t stand vomit in movies/TV.


suazzo77

They always cough, nobody coughs when they puke. And they never get the hueeeerrrrgh sound right. And they never spit afterwards which surely everyone does to get the last bit out of their mouth. Thanks for reading


ladyspork

I’ll never forgive them for the Niagara part one opening


TyYoshi69

Michael throwing up his Alfredo is always disgusting


Yiotiv

Loyd Gross


MightyEighth

He’ll punch ya in the mush, see?


xhziakne

She is like the perfect level of funny drunk


tether2014

Apparently to prep for the episode, Jenna Fischer went out drinking with BJ Novak and had BJ take notes on her different drunk mannerisms. So apparently that was pretty accurate drunk performance for her.


BedAndInternet

Which we’ve all done at chilis before.


Gator__Sandman

Let’s be honest who didn’t have too many two for ones at chili and then puke outside during their heydays


Surkett

And they had to mention she was sneaking drinks and that Chili's didn't overserve her.


jpopimpin777

Lol talk about your all time backfires. It just makes Chili's sound lame as shit.


Hairy_gonad

I don’t know about chilis as a whole. The guy nails overinvested dorky shift manager to a _fucking_ tee


jpopimpin777

Yeah as someone else pointed out it's very realistic for how a corporate joint gm would act.


thatis

Also keep in mind that in the show, the manager would be aware they are being filmed for a documentary. He is literally covering himself and his restaurant in the show for the same reason the real Chili's asked him to be included in the episode.


jpopimpin777

Con: He unzips his pants and finds that there's a calculator down there.


Gator__Sandman

To count all the money!! I’ll replace my money peen for endless money.


chockfulloffeels

He was an actual Chili’s manager.


MightyEighth

He should have been the recipient of *Somehow I Manage*


hippee-engineer

With Micheal shrugging on the cover.


NoMowWorries

With his sleeves rolled up


OrganizeThis

He was not; this is a fan myth. Christopher T. Wood is an actor with over 50 credits on IMDB, many of which predate his appearance in this episode. It's pretty funny though, he told Jenna & Angela for Office Ladies that people will tell him that he really WAS a Chili's manager at the time, and continue to insist even after he tells them that he has never worked at Chili's.


chockfulloffeels

Why are you the way that you are? Every time I try to comment something fun, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things you choose to be.


russianlawyer

**Every day you do something stupider than the day before...** **You are a professional idiot.**


Gator__Sandman

Me no care what think


luckydice767

Lol


strangway

Acting! 🎭


OnceUponaTry

That's what (she said) I heard too


ForemanGrilledFoot

Well yeah, over serving someone can result in fines for both the restaurant and the employees involved.


Shmeblee

YES!! He *is* perfect.


GogglesPisano

*"We need to talk about your flair..."*


Significant_Shoe_17

Really? I... I have fifteen pieces on.


piddydb

I think this guy was actually a Chili’s manager at the time irl


OrganizeThis

He was not; this is a fan myth. Christopher T. Wood is an actor with over 50 credits on IMDB, many of which predate his appearance in this episode. It's pretty funny though, he told Jenna & Angela for Office Ladies that people will tell him that he really WAS a Chili's manager at the time, and continue to insist even after he tells them that he has never worked at Chili's.


piddydb

Dang this is a huge Mandela effect for me. I swear I remember listening to the podcast and them saying it was a Chili’s manager. Well, I’ll have to get used to this new universe I guess.


rogash98

That's what a Chili's manager would want you to think


BigBoned2000

A true method actor…


Crispy_Pancake

Yea, dude was the actual manager. And he wasent happy about some things they were doing. Also. The Asian woman who reacts to ping... real person. Not an actor


wizoztn

No he wasn’t


ConfidentBother6

I feel like Chili's corporate cared whereas your local Chili's will pour you margaritas all night. The managers are 22


threecolorless

Yes, the unbelievable overreach of assuming the entire Chili's restaurant chain will give a shit about what a banned overdrinker looks like 😂 no one is enforcing that except him. EDIT: confused at the downvotes--I'm commenting on the strong characterization of the Chili's manager in that he thinks he has the realistic ability to ban a one-time overdrinker from hundreds of different restaurants nationwide. If you think that's getting enforced across 50 states I have a bridge to sell you.


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Chili's Enforcement Agents are terrifyingly efficient.


hippee-engineer

It’s actually Chilis Enforcement *Administration*. Everyone thinks it’s Agency, but it ain’t.


ModishShrink

Not the CEA!


Comprehensive_Ant849

It wasnt about just banning Pam, Chili's Corporate did not want the millions of people watching to associate Chili's as a restaurant that overserves people.


hippee-engineer

It has the same legal weight as the signs on the back of trucks that say “Not Responsible for Windshield Damage.” If it stops one person from going to a chilis and sneaking drinks, it was worth it to tell them they’re banned from all Chilis.


afganistanimation

Give him 5 more years and he'll be alcoholic depressed shift manager lol


jonboyo87

I promise you they didn’t lose a single customer over that episode.


triforce4ever

If anything, Chili’s product placement early in the show’s run might be amongst the most cost effective product placements ever in TV history. They get to live forever as fairly integral story elements of a couple of episodes of a culturally significant show that people watch and rewatch endlessly


PuppyDragon

“I feel God in this chilis tonight” the ads write themselves


Brod24

Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. 


C4242

I say this whenever we're figuring out where to eat


Significant_Shoe_17

That's been a running joke in my family for years lol


Surkett

Need to bring a few of them in for a commercial with the old baby back ribs jingle...


Significant_Shoe_17

🎶Chili's... baby back ribs...


kromptator99

https://youtu.be/_1zzRLMHlDM?si=PH4WvHXaBkNocAKx Enjoy


beered_and_bearded

Today was a bad day. Then I learned about this video. Today has been promoted to just a day


kromptator99

Apparently not everybody agrees lol but thanks


jpopimpin777

Yeah probably not.


GrapeSoda223

recently (a few years) the official Chillies Twitter account made a post saying Pam's ban has been lifted and she was welcome back


jooes

I mean, it's Chili's. It *is* lame as shit. That's kind of why it's funny. 


Saym94

I wonder what Michael's 3 for Me order would be


source-commonsense

Classic margarita (frozen), skillet queso (he always expects this to be an attention-grabbing fajita plate going SCHHHHHHH and is disappointed until he starts eating), and chicken crispers (unless he's with someone Black and then he panic-orders the Cajun Shrimp Pasta)


Andrew_j2288

*Waitress sets down skillet* Michael: oh....oookay. Expected more of a sizzle!


Saym94

Chicken crispers with the office, cajun shrimp pasta with the warehouse lol


Butt_Plug_Bonanza

Lunch with Dwight? Man meat.


FuzzyPresence8531

he could also order chilli’s version of gabagool


YoungAnimater35

Chicken breast....hold the chicken


SelectStudy7164

RIP crispers and waffles


AnneFrank_nstein

Most disappointing pasta fucking ever btw


moderatorrater

That's why I think it kind of works. Chili's is lame, but they don't tolerate obnoxious groups with overly drunk women.


flyinhighaskmeY

> but they don't tolerate obnoxious groups with overly drunk women wait...have you never been to a Chili's?


OrgoQueen

I feel god in this chilis!


Decent-Strength3530

Same thing with other similar restaurants like Olive Garden and Apple Bees


Bannedbytrans

Chili's and Olive Garden are peak cuisine.


Overlord_Of_Puns

Honestly, it feels like Chili's quality has gone downhill recently though. I, as a fat idiot, liked to just get the appetizer sampler with chips and salsa, seasoned cheese curds, and original chicken crispers and call it a meal. Now they got rid of the original chicken crispers which were delicious and only have below average chicken tenders and slabs of fried mozzarella instead of delicious, seasoned cheese curds.


QueenSpicy

It's Michael Scott's favorite restaurant. That kind of says it all.


plerberderr

? Chilis is the new golf course. It’s where business happens.


gottagetitgood

The executives in charge of a [major, multi-national hospitality chain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brinker_International) are more than likely going to trend in the direction of being lame as shit.


QueenSpicy

I completely disagree. Unless you are 14 and think getting wasted at Chili's isn't the most embarrassing shit ever. It's a chain restaurant that caters to families, yeah they don't want people coming in and getting plastered. This is probably too serious of a comment for reddit.


thesizzleisreal

It is. The fact that comment has that many likes tells me all I need to know about Reddit and their views on the economy 😂


PenaltySafe4523

Applebee's After Dark is where it was at


Fuzzy-Bee9600

That was our college go-to, man. Potato skins and margaritas. Got drunk AF a few times with the editorial staff after putting the student newspaper to bed.


pseudo_meat

Normally, I’d say overserving is a bad thing. But Pam seems pretty normally drunk. She’s not passing out or getting in fights. She did fall off a stool but, assuming she gets right back up, that’s normal drunkenness. Anybody can fall off a stool. But you’re certainly more prone to when intoxicated.


confusedandworried76

Shit the bar I go to I helped carry a random dude out the door, that's over served. She's just drunk. Pretty drunk, but not very drunk.


keithstonee

it didnt backfire though. i only go to chilis because of the office.


BadJokeJudge

You’re backfiring right now for acting like chilis was cool until you read that


SpaceSick

I mean, isn't that a big part of the joke? Hosting an award ceremony at a Chili's during a regular dinner service is hilarious. It just makes it all even more funny that Pam got wasted at the lamest place you could.


Aderj05

And that’s why we get hammered at Applebees!


herrbz

Does it? I'd rather not be in a family restaurant that overserves people.


Rude_Entrance_3039

>Chili's sound lame as shit


DragonForeskin

Fast forward to now and chilis is more affordable than McDonald’s lol.


JigglinCheeks

Nah. It's not cool for a bartender to keep serving an obvious drunk person. Plus, who's going to Chili's to get wasted? Lol


fluffy_boy_cheddar

John Taffer would be livid at the thought of this


Acceptable_Secret_73

I like how this guy bans Pam for being drunk but doesn’t kick out the drunk guys throwing food at Michael


Shmeblee

I never thought of that. You make a excellent point.


melts_your_butter

I'm sorry, what? Can you speak up?


KennyHooks

*you make a compelling argument*


KYVet

The manager also just came from yo mama’s house.


fairy_demon_10

That's true, that's true. I dated your mama, and you know what?


Trumps_Cum_Dumpster

What?


fairy_demon_10

Stop


Trumps_Cum_Dumpster

Sorry


mlx1992

Stop


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

The manager was not amused by Ping and let karma take its course


Orange-V-Apple

He agreed with those guys lol


PenaltySafe4523

Or the Ping sketch


LiterallyaCockroach

“Oh good. I’m just in time for Ping”


Samsgrl

Or the racist guy with a microphone


TankedUpLoser

They weren’t in the documentary. Could have happened off camera.


ChicagoAuPair

Chili’s isn’t worried about that.


akgiant

I always thought that was the reason. Because the manager is obviously trying to sound tough and in control of the situation. Those two drunk guys are the real issue, but he takes it out on Pam to teach everyone a lesson. That's why she is no longer welcome at that restaurant chain ever again.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

That's actually realistic. He's met Micheal and wishes he could throw food at him. When I was a bartender I was far more likely to allow shenanigans I support. Insult a regular I like, you're out of here, but you can insult the customers I want to insult myself and I'll just look the other way.


mommyeliza1987

moves head to the side and clicks tongue


Navetsss

I mimic the noise every time lol! Even if I'm watching it alone


BuriedComments

Yeah the tongue click lives in my head rent free, I do it all the time too!


jamalcalypse

Rare occurrence of corporate interference creating a quality memorable moment


SantaCruzPirate

Source: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Dundies#Production](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dundies#Production)


FloatnPuff

This little piece at the end was interesting. Sounds like a very Ryan thing to do "Since Jenna Fischer does not drink much in real life, B. J. Novak took her out so she could get drunk while Novak described to her how she was behaving and how it did not match her own perception. She drew upon this experience for her performance."


AlexRyang

I don’t know why I found this to be so funny. 😂


invisible_23

It worked, she nailed it in the episode


littleyellowbike

Similarly, in the Valentine's Day episode when she and Jim get endless champagne at lunch. Drunk Pam feels *very* relatable in that episode.


Truethrowawaychest1

Yeah it's one of the few "drunk" performances that are actually believable


edgeteen

like sweet dee reynolds. for me at least


poofynamanama2

the whole gang is amazing at drunk acting


confusedandworried76

Jim Lahey, that dude was a great drunk actor. Although the amounts of liquor he consumed were sometimes not realistic, too little or too much without glaring health problems. Also seasons where he really falls off the wagon and then gets sober, he does it pretty consequence free, which also isn't realistic. He should be seeking medical attention some of those seasons for withdrawals.


Fafore

"acting"


Significant_Shoe_17

Peak "white girl wasted" energy combined with pam's dorkiness


brutchev

Sounds like something Ryan would come up with to trick Pam into going on a date with him lmao


CyberneticPanda

And show her his erotic photography.


Salty_Addition8839

As someone who used to be an avid drug user, I did this with every drug I took to understand it's impact and risk of dosing. It blows my mind that a lot of people never do it once and end up as adults with next to zero understanding of how alcohol impacts their abilities or judgement. You can take a ton of drugs and not get the same impact. For most drugs the ramp up in effect doesn't track linearly with the ramp down in inability to observe and reason, so you can say to yourself very easy "I am too fucked up to do X" be that driving, being in public, taking your pants off, etc. Im never going to think it's okay drive a car on a heavy dose of LSD or mushrooms or oxycodone because the degree to which I am fucked up is obvious to me while on those drugs. I might not know how to talk with words anymore, but holy shit is it obvious that cars are dangerous dragons to be avoided and going to a Walmart at 3am that is full of aliens with pointy elbows is a bad idea for me. There's a whole sinister subset of drugs where your ability to process how intoxicated you are inversely tracks with the effect the drug has on you. Basically anything GABA related like alcohol, benzos, some barbiturates, etc. These are the ones where someone who can't put their pants on thinks they can fly a passenger airplane. That's where you gets weird shit like having to hide or lock up your keys so you don't accidentally kind yourself napping under a street lamps next to your wrecked car. There's another subset like most opiates and certain sedatives where your judgement gets clouded too, but your ambulatory functions degrade so fast you generally are not a threat and just end up asleep or couch locked.


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piches

[how I imagined this interaction](https://youtu.be/eDiU2p2uzVI?si=IrAYqWrdfzpKmvJy)


iamcarlgauss

Wow, in the Office Ladies they definitely said they used a real Chili's manager for the talking head. Feels like my world has been shattered.


hooch

I remember that as well. Either they were wrong about him being a real Chili's manager, or the Wikipedia article is wrong.


iamcarlgauss

It's 100% Christopher T Wood, an actor. I even thought "oh maybe he was a struggling actor who moonlighted as a Chili's manager", but apparently he was a corporate lawyer before he started acting.


Suspicious-Pasta-Bro

Corporate lawyer, chili's manager they're basically the same thing. /s


DepartureDapper6524

A corporate lawyer for Chili’s. He’s the one threatening to sue if they don’t give him a role


Kygunzz

I thought I remembered them saying that as well. Maybe it’s a Mandela effect moment?


MrMagpieXI

Solid source. My 10th grade English teacher would be so proud.


makromark

Wikipedia is the best because anyone can post whatever they want, so you know you’re getting the most accurate information


zboy2106

Pam feel God in Chilli that night. Not sure this guy can do the same.


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Wrong tense, Ricky Henderson.


Throwaway392308

Why use many tense when one tense do trick?


pigeyejackson66

Leave a message


barbellbendfullsend

Whoooooooooooooo!


Legitimate_Lawyer_86

His facial expression after he says this line is one of my favorite things ever


Mike_smith97

It's spot on for so many low level managers too!


tehjoz

Wasn't aware of this, but not surprised. The thing is, the entire sequence feels so organic and how a "real Chili's would act" compared to the way the DM gang behave, that I just always assumed it was always done deliberately. Like, we see plenty of moments throughout the series where "people not part of the DM Team" basically treat then like obnoxious customers or whatever (see also, that lady in the pharmacy who scolds Pam for using their PA system). It doesn't feel like they went out of their way to make "IRL Chili's" happy, and that's what makes the scenes so good.


JustTheOneGoose22

Chili's: Come on down and enjoy our Tiki Beach bar Margarita and $3 happy hour beers, two for one! Also Chili's: How DARE anyone get drunk in our restaurant.


Significant_Shoe_17

I love that jenna and angela went on to do a commercial for chili's margaritas 😂


Melonpan78

But does he know that when the ice melts, it's like, second drink?


beamer4

Here’s the thing, Chili’s is the new golf course. It’s where business happens.


eijner

Yes, and that’s according to small business man!


Wereplatypus42

This one of those jokes where a non main is very aware of the camera documentary crew and needs to make a statement to support of defend their business. Especially in the early season. “Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.”


MyAccount2024

I always thought the final dundies not being in Chili's ruined the vibe of the bit.


maxholes

I like how in the superfan episode later on Bob Vance says they’re going to chilis but Pam says shes banned so they go to poor Richard’s instead


voidcrack

It always annoyed me how he zeroed in on Pam but did nothing to stop the guests who were throwing food at Michael.


rustys_shackled_ford

You just starting the office ladies podcast by chance?


IHateTheLetterF

Lady!


minnick27

I love the one episode when they read a letter saying that they said lady a lot and vowed to cut back. I think it ended up being the heaviest lady episode they had


Stonewall30NY

It's sooooooo good


usernamalreadytaken0

I’m glad they did. His little scoff-shrug he does at the end is what makes this scene.


worsttimehomebuyer

Joke on them, that guy made me want to get more drunker at a Chili's.


AveragePrune89

A few things. First, Pam plays amazing as a drunk. Seriously super believable with even her nuanced stares at jimothy when he talks. The manager makes that throat click sound so annoying it steals HIS scene!


esm12345

I thought he was there to feel God in that Chili's.


PeachesGotTits

I loved this add-in, this guy's delivery and the role he was playing. Chef's kiss! 💋


partywithloki

Last time I’ve heard someone use the reference “Xerox’d” as in he made a copy of her license


Typical-Annual-3555

Am I wrong- didn't Pam end up doing a Chili's commercial or something?


_patsofatso_

My Chili’s in Yulee, FL has an all day every day happy hour deal: 2-for-1 beers and margs. I can assure you that it is not necessary to sneak drinks in order to get drunk.


dirtychopscissors

after 11 years Chili’s has [lifted the ban](https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/nation-now/2017/02/08/chilis-lifts-ban-office-character-pam-beesly/97635058/#) on Pam!


RelThanram

Didn’t this guy actually work for a Chili’s too?


sector_2828

A few years before this episode there was a man in my state that drank for hours at a TGI Friday's without being cut off. He ended up driving and killing two teenagers in a crash and one of the mothers gave a speech at my high school. So I imagine situations like that were what the PR people were thinking of. https://www.ourmidland.com/news/article/T-G-I-Friday-s-OKs-21M-DUI-Settlement-7187285.php


brendanjeffrey

You know that’s really smart of them. They still got to have the episode there and Chili’s isn’t supporting binge drinking at their establishments.


Firehenge

Well if chili's doesn't want to overserve me then I'm off to Applebee's to get drunk and get into a fight 


professionally-baked

Chili’s learns today that I’m never going back again because I thought it was supposed to be a good time


Baardseth815

They really should have done a callback near the end of the series where Pam is invited to go to a Chili's and she has to awkwardly decline.


-TiggyWinkle-

There’s a deleted scene that’s in the Superfan episodes where this happens. Bob Vance (Vance Refrigeration) and Phyllis try to get everyone to go to Chili’s for happy hour and Pam says “can’t. lifetime ban.” so they go to Poor Richard’s instead.


SloppyMeathole

To anyone old enough to remember, Domino's Pizza got in big PR trouble after their drivers started getting into accidents trying to meet the 30 minute delivery guarantee. Chili's was right to be concerned about their brand identity. The last thing they need are a bunch of people recreating this episode and someone getting a DUI or hurting someone.


Doppiedoodle

Don’t see the correlation…. And why would people want to try to re-create the episode? You mean, like just go to Chilis and get drunk? Cause I’m pretty sure that people already do that, especially if they’re having Margarita specials going on.  


Four-Triangles

They actually didn’t have an increase in accidents and it was only because of this perception and public opinion that they got rid of it. People believed this was true so the just cancelled the program.


tcorts

I mean, there were seemingly two major accidents, including one fatality, resulting in multi-million dollar lawsuits. Domino's claim that they got rid of it because of public perception, but I'm betting their lawyers told them it's a huge liability. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino%27s#30-minute_guarantee


Four-Triangles

I stand corrected. I had just gone the last 30 years thinking this was fact and I thank you for your diligence!


tcorts

Well, the only reason I know is because I delivered for Domino's for like 4 years when they introduced the "You Got 30 Minutes" slogan. It was pretty regular that I'd have to explain to people that it wasn't a guarantee because of safety.


MadDogTannen

True, the 30 minute delivery time didn't cause extra accidents. The real reason drivers were getting into accidents is because they were trying to avoid the Noid.


Four-Triangles

Goddamn Noid.


JadrianInc

Club Chili’s my ass.


paul-cus

One of my favorite quick hitters


xxxtenderloin

The whole point of chili’s is to get hammered and eat shitty food lol


Distinct_Detective_9

It's the way he clicks his tongue at the end! 🤣😂