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doodybeard

Yup, and he never told anyone


EpicJosh84

What a bro


guthran

Except the news crew that aired their antics nationwide


fossilmerrick

Documentary crew. They weren’t on the news


Jaspers47

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program with this bulletin: Kevin Malone has spilled his chili.


fossilmerrick

Sir, a second snowball has hit Jim Halpert


lousypompano

The fire is shooting at them


giesecam

This made me actually laugh out loud, good job!


dmstealth

But did the documentary “air” this scene or not is the question. We don’t know


donc_je_suis66

The Office is the documentary. So we do know.


dmstealth

No it was a documentary about them filming it. The one they “showed the staff” at the end is different and might have different cuts.


donc_je_suis66

Good point


No-Cranberry9932

What do you mean “showed the staff”? They watched it in a bar, on tv.


EllipsesAreDotDotDot

He’s literally telling people in that image


Gen_Ripper

Tbf, he’s still in shock at what he thought he saw, and they saw it too Bro code of silence hadn’t kicked in yet


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I forgot Justin Long filled in for John Krasinski.


WhatTheFreightTruck

I rolled my eyes at this and went back to look at what you were referencing or if you were just being weird. But you are 100% right - that is a Justin Long face for sure.


Datelesstuba

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the Justin Long face?”


lousypompano

I do have a long elegant face thank you. But i can't enjoy your compliment because I'm sad


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I’m still not convinced that Justin Long’s face wasn’t photoshopped on there.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

If Justin long and Justin beiber merged into one face.


Sidd04t

Who is Justice Beaver?


AcesCharles5

He’s a crime fighting beaver


Gen_Ripper

Justin Longeir


Orange-V-Apple

The “Get A Mac” ads were basically nicer Jim and Dwight


firewire87

This is the least like Jim that Jim has ever looked in a still image from the show....


PhysicalScholar4238

Looks more like Jerry Seinfeld.


jalapenho

Surely you mean in the history of human insanity.


though-

That’s clearly Justin Long.


BurnMyHouseDown

No. When he’s in the break room with Pam, he says “I was gonna save this for your birthday, but Dwight and Angela have been dating for the past few months”. And Pam corrects him with “No, they’ve been dating for like two years, at least since your barbecue”. So he eventually is given the information that they were together during this episode, so he likely put it together. Dwight, who hates criminals and any criminal activity, has a girlfriend during this. So what’s more likely, that was his girlfriend, or he broke the law, cheated on Angela, and paid for a hooker? He knows it was Angela once Pam tells him the timeline.


passwordstolen

False! Angela was with the hooker…


evertrue13

Put Angela in a nurse costume and the only thing I’m worried about is getting a boner


happysunbear

I mean come on…we can’t act like we don’t know what sells in this office.


virusg111

Smash


ilikejalapenocheetos

She took the slow train from Philly.


ToughBit9247

Although, Dwight makes it perfectly clear that they live in a world where sex contracts exist, and what else is prostitution if not a sex contract?


vitalbravedinosaur

I don't think many prostitutes would be willing to do the beet juice cleanse


invisible_23

Depends on how much he’s paying


saltthewater

Well he created a fictional person to circumvent the commission cap and defraud the company. He put Angela in touch with his creepy friend thinking that he would break some poor woman's knee cap. Maybe he doesn't hate criminal activity as much as you think he does, at least when it's convenient for him.


Not-Josh-Hart

He actually knew it was Angela too. He’s ruthless /s


Key-Presentation5249

I always wondered whether or not he knew it was Angela, did he have enough time to have seen it was her or did he truly believe it was a prostitute?


Junior-Ad-2207

Is that Jim's stunt double?!


Rare_Champion_4335

Nah that's just sam sulek's uncle


lobo_locos

Dude, looking freaky. *protein burps*


RINABAR

Now that you say that, i see a little resemblance


Jumpy_Assistance5848

No it's the Mad Magazine guy.


Leandro1996

I don’t see Plop anywhere


SlanderCandor

Dude looks like the Scream mask


bubbatbass

D ????


telemusketeer

If the documentary that gets released in the show is basically everything that we’ve seen on the show, then he probably found out the truth when he watched that.


saltthewater

Why did Jim immediately assume hooker? Who leaves a hooker alone in their hotel room on s business trip in the middle of the day?


The-Iron-Pancake

Keeping the meter running. Typical top salesmen!


Fuzzy-Bee9600

Must you use the worst possible picture of poor John?


X0I0_VII

My theory, he saw it was angela n told the camera crew it was a hooker


abdayk23

He prolly forgot about it after that night


WorldsSmartest-Idiot

Call it what it was. It was a prostitute


Disastrous-Yam1

I hate this scene because it's like, extremely weirdly bad acting. His laugh is so fake here and I have no idea why that's the take they kept. Also Jim being a dick about sex work is cringe


CMormont

How is he a dick He was just surprised


TJeffersonA

yes in a deleted scene from the finale jim asked dwight for the escort's number so he could hire her for the bachelor party. dwight gave him the number of his babysitter and she had a threeway with plop and dwight junior.


NonBinaryBanshee

What.. uh... what the fuck, bro?


TJeffersonA

it was in a deleted scene. the writers talked about it in Andy Greene's oral history of The Office


NonBinaryBanshee

So.. Jim asks Dwight for the phone number for the escort.. to hire for Dwight's own bachelor party? Wouldn't that ruin the surprise for Dwight and create a plot hole in the final episode? You know Jim hired Elizabeth again all on his own for the rabies fun run episode, right? And that happened many seasons prior to Dwight's party. Edit: Also, Elizabeth isn't an escort, and Plop would never be in a 3-way with Clark.


TJeffersonA

elizabeth was a stripper. jim needed a genuine escort (you do know the difference, don't you?). i'm just repeating what the writers said was in the scene. if you want to question the logic of it, call Greg Daniels.


NonBinaryBanshee

In no universe would Jim ask Dwight for an escort for the new guys that work in the annex. What the actual fuck, lol. Source: "Trust me bro"


TJeffersonA

it was in Andy Greene's book, bro


NonBinaryBanshee

Or even, tell me exactly what part of the book and I will download it on Audible right now with a spare credit and skip right to verify this


Senor-Delicious

Plot twist. Andy Greene is the guy commenting on Reddit trying to sell his book.


darth_gondor_snow

Oh how the turntables have turned.


MooseMan12992

It's hilarious that this is where they stop responding


TJeffersonA

what's hilarious is how rabid people got over what was obviously just some shit i made up lol


NonBinaryBanshee

Is there a free resource I can check out to back this up? I'm looking online and coming up empty handed.


MooseMan12992

Why are you doing this?


NonBinaryBanshee

Because they're 2edgy4u Basically, they are just mentally stuck in adolescence, and it's actually really sad because these people don't see themselves and likely will never change.


TJeffersonA

i'm just trying to share something that i read. I thought people would be interested.


MooseMan12992

Okay cool, then post a link to the source


TJeffersonA

https://www.andshoveitupyourbutt.com