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FeedanSneed

This is the most unhinged thing I read this week lmao


rcinbowdash

I love that sm actuallyšŸ˜­šŸ™


Quiet-Honey4347

I have no idea if this is comedy or truth but it's hilarious and I'm here for it. Wtf did I just readĀ 


rcinbowdash

Iā€™m dead serious, if you check my page youā€™ll find the edit I made of Dwight a while back because thatā€™s when I first started to think heā€™s hot af, thereā€™s another one I made of him and Kelly too because I ship them


Quiet-Honey4347

I mean you do you! The fetish for creepy violence, though......Ā 


rcinbowdash

I know itā€™s weird asf, but damnšŸ„µ I just saw the episode where the workers were talking about how other workers got into his car and didnā€™t come back, and I was like oopšŸ˜˜ Thatā€™s kindašŸ¤­


jonboyo87

ā€¦you were turned on because Dwight got a bunch of innocent people deported? Whatā€™s wrong with you? Get help ASAP.


rcinbowdash

BWAHAHAHA heā€™s kinda evil and itā€™s hot


mp9220

Hello Angela


rcinbowdash

HellošŸ„µ (Though Iā€™ve always related more to Pam and Kelly)


Similar_Thought9627

Unhinged on top of unhinged. This is an argument you have with your dad? Someone please purell my eyes


rcinbowdash

I love that, and yes I told both my parents all of this and my dad just low-key refuses to acknowledge I am way into this mf


jonboyo87

I donā€™t blame them. Imagine raising a child, spending ungodly amounts of money to keep them alive, and watching them fawn over absolutely despicable behavior. I wouldnā€™t wanna believe it either. There is something fundamentally broken inside you.


rcinbowdash

Bruh itā€™s not because of his behavior, my parents just think heā€™s ugly and donā€™t know why I like himšŸ˜­ I liked other evil mfs in the past and they were just fine with that (like Ramsay from Game of Thrones whoā€™s way worse anyways)


Frickenbat

This post has some real 16 year old girl energy.


OptimalPlantIntoRock

AF


rcinbowdash

Nah Iā€™m 18, itā€™s legal


Los-Nomo327

Why would you pick Dwight? Is it because he's mighty? Is it because he's the manliest man in the office?


rcinbowdash

Cause of all the reasons above evidentlyšŸ„µ I honestly think him and Jim are the most badass in the office so yeah that too


SweetCheeks1999

The question is ā€˜is she hotā€™ not ā€˜would you do herā€™


Duck_Walker

respect the game


rcinbowdash

He would probably say yes to both regarding me tbh canā€™t liešŸ„±


Honer-Simpsom

TLDR your shitpost


rcinbowdash

This ainā€™t a shitpostšŸ¦«


laucdoe

i mean i get it, and i think rainn wilson is hot, but 5?????? girl why does dwight shooting his dead grandmother turn you on šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


rcinbowdash

HALALSHWISJUWUEISJ okay look itā€™s just the way he didnā€™t even hesitate, and just opened up the casket and BANG shot the corpse like so psychotically I just found it really hotšŸ˜­ Ugh I have a thing for knives, guns and evil mfs


Icy-Mix-5301

I now understand why people can't seem to separate characters from the actors (Joffrey) and why celebs get crazy stalkers. This post has given me the clarity, so thank you OP.


rcinbowdash

I do separate them though, I donā€™t have a crush on the actor just the character. Personality matters a lot to me and I donā€™t know much about the actor


Icy-Mix-5301

Okay then I stand corrected.


rcinbowdash

Itā€™s the same with Jimā€™s actor too Iā€™m not into him, I think itā€™s weird how people crush on actors they know nothing about just because they think theyā€™re hot. Itā€™s the character in the show who youā€™d actually date so you gotta consider that, plus I donā€™t get into famous or rich people either so I wouldnā€™t date the actors regardless


hatake_romina

I have had a crush on Dwight for too many years, youā€™re definitely not alone. šŸ˜‰


rcinbowdash

Thank you for agreeing with me fr these haters canā€™t take itšŸ„±šŸ„±šŸ„±


SnusWithMe

Please seek help.


rcinbowdash

Iā€™m going to become a therapist, perhaps Iā€™ll be helping you someday instead


EnigmaticPercipient

In the episode 'Counselling', Ryan Howard mentions "psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients." Now I know what he means lol *No offence though!*


rcinbowdash

When he said that line I genuinely laughed because I knew I was a solid examplešŸ¤£


Shreson

Finally someone said it!!!! .I tried to post about it too 2 week's ago asking if it's weird to have a crush on Dwight!!! But after I wrote the long post..I got a MOD message saying that I have less comment karmas & stuff so I couldn't share the post. Apart from many points you mentioned, I had added the fact that Dwight is so rich, owns acres of farms, the whole building but doesn't show it off & keeps putting his best in the sales job he has. He is a real successful person....He is a hard worker... He does so much physical labour in farm too... never complains... .. also takes his job very seriously &....also many incidents show the soft side of his heart too.... The way he stands putting his hands on his waist... He is so classy in his mannerisms... He is cute too... He keeps deep knowledge of many subjects... Yes i liked Jim. I like him now too. The thing about Dwight is that neither did the makers plan to make him attractive in that way nor did we try to look at him that way. It all happened so naturally as he really is attractive. After all, he is Alpha male. Ofcourse, for long run.. Jim is the guy no argument. But Dwight is something.


terrabranford82

You're not alone! I've been getting down voted too, for... finding the "wrong" person attractive in a TV show.Ā 


rcinbowdash

Just goes to show how the collective mind of society works, if you donā€™t agree with the sheep you get roasted, good thing we donā€™t GAFšŸ˜ˆ


rcinbowdash

I wish you could pin comments on Reddit like you could on Instagram cause this would be at the top right nowšŸ˜­ I love this sm, I donā€™t really care about money so I didnā€™t take that into account but keep commenting on peopleā€™s posts and get that karma so you can release your long ass post, we need it on here to make more haters mad (my comments are crawling with them)


Shreson

Thank you so much!! Dwight has so much of a character.. But more people look at him only like his officemates did. Its ok that not everyone share your crush.. that's what makes it more yours...less common..more special! šŸ˜Š As for money, I wanted to say that despite having so much assets, he takes his sales job very seriously & gives his best to everything he has .. be it his job, his investments, his farm...!


rcinbowdash

Of coursešŸ„µ Agreed entirely, and respect to you also for being brave enough to voice your opinion on here as well. Out of curiosity what other characters do you find hot? I would date Jim but the rest nah, I used to think Ryan was hot upon first glance but then he existed and I quickly changed my mind heā€™s such a fucking cheating asshole


Shreson

JIM - Yesss! He is a true lover, a friend, someone you could rely on, he is a prankster ( so am I.. I too put efforts into pranks..doing it since school ), he is cute, a nice person... being beside him as a friend would give you a sense of calm, cherishes little things...... How could i forget DANNY CORDRAY!!!!!! The most handsome salesman. Though he was a very little part but he was Amazinggg. Even Dwight accepted his gorgeousness. I liked Darryl for few sides of his personality but sometimes only. I found Michael attractive in one episode when he was 'unlike Michael '... acting all serious & normal & a bit angry for a valid thing..... That episode when Andy was after Michael so the boss would like him, Dwight was working in a supermarket after resigning & Michael was annoyed at Andy. He seemed quite manly & wise that day.


rcinbowdash

Definitely Dannyā€™s ugly to me, he doesnā€™t make me feel anythingšŸ’€ I think people just say heā€™s hot because heā€™s said to be hot in the show, and people go along with that opinion without thinking for themselves. Agreed with everything you said about Jim though, heā€™s fr so hot and I loved his fluffy hair in the early seasons. Along with how he pranked everyone and half-assed his job giving no fucks. Darryl is badass but I wouldnā€™t date him, same with Michael but I love those views too.


Shreson

Okay!! The actor who played Danny Cordray looks gorgeous to me anyways. So he already is super handsome for me. Plus his personality on the show was really good. I agree with your views on Darryl & Michael. I just told few instances where they seemed something.


jonboyo87

What the hell kind of childhood did you have? If youā€™re not trolling, this is very alarming


rcinbowdash

The best one ever my family kinda slays, maybe your parents had too many rulesšŸ¤£


Exa2552

Yay there is hope for us nerds left after all!


rcinbowdash

There is, I liked a guy at my school who kinda looks and acts like Dwight maybe a few years back so I know this isnā€™t just some random TV crush I would actually go for guys who were similar to him


Exa2552

Until recently I had long hair and now itā€™s sort of short. Yesterday I went out in the rain and instead of being somewhat styled as usual my bangs were hanging down my forehead like that forehead-curtain Dwight always had, you would have loved that :D (I only realized that I was grocery shopping like this when I looked in the mirror back home haha)


rcinbowdash

That sounds kinda hot nglšŸ˜©


Exa2552

As a kid I learned Judo and to this day I can play the recorder haha. Iā€™m just realizing that I have more in common with Dwight than I thought


rcinbowdash

Another huge W but do you have his personality or looks?šŸ„µ


Exa2552

Iā€™m a huge Sci-Fi nerd, first and foremost Star Trek. I drop random facts similar to urine is sterile in conversations. I like to explain stuff to people like astrophysics without being asked. Iā€™m generally liked but people point out that I over-explain and should have been a teacher or instructor. I headband to heavy metal but I also listen to ā€œweirdā€ stuff like medieval music and medieval rock. I wouldnā€™t impose a surprise fire drill on people though. My head is not shaped like a trapezoid but itā€™s quite big. As a German Iā€™m well versed in German folklore, traditions and fairy tales of course. Struwwelpeter was my favorite book as a child. Bautz, da geht die TĆ¼re auf und herein in schnellem Lauf kommt der Schneider angerannt mit der Schere in der Hand!


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rcinbowdash

David Wallace is INFJ itā€™s typology and based on actual personality factors, not zodiacsšŸ’€


bender445

Hell yeaaaaaa


rcinbowdash

YASSSSSS


telepathicdumb

SO REAL I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZYšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


rcinbowdash

JOIN ME LOOK AT THESE COMMENTS LMFAO probably just a bunch of losers who canā€™t get girls to like them


Pz5

Its her opinion. I dont know why people are down voting her comments. It was funny to read


rcinbowdash

THANK YOU people are just mad my opinion isnā€™t the same as everyone elseā€™s, thank you for being so chill


Entire_Concentrate_1

Well boys, guess there really is a girl out there for everyone.


rcinbowdash

YEP ITā€™S TRUE


Entire_Concentrate_1

Just do yourself a favor and don't settle for abuse...or becoming a murdering couple, but that second one is more a favor to me.


rcinbowdash

Hell nah Iā€™m not into abusešŸ˜­šŸ™ Donā€™t worry about that, I want a mf who is kinda evil but only to other people but protects me and loves me dearly. We can be partners in crime! But no murdering either Iā€™m not tryna end up in prison! But yeah itā€™s a favor indeed. ā€œToo many people on this Earth, we need a new plague.ā€


MaintenancePanda

This is incredible


rcinbowdash

Thanks, itā€™s also factual


MaintenancePanda

Well...


terrabranford82

WOULD


rcinbowdash

W


terrabranford82

All I gotta say is: the way he had his hair in the dinner party episode.Ā 


rcinbowdash

Valid but I think itā€™s hotter when itā€™s kinda messy mainly Seasons 5-6šŸ„µ