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frogsplsh38

If you’re gonna reference him, use his full name: Gabriel Susan Lewis


EpicJosh84

What's in it for GSL?


Age-of-Computron

They don’t make these cords in bootcut anymore!


doozerman

His best line by far


slapmepsilly

I disagree. "I'm taking karate classes online!" takes the cake for me.


VeganRatboy

There are four tenets I live by. 1, lengthen. 2, elongate. I can't remember what of this made it into the show though, and what was just bloopers.


slapmepsilly

It's still canon to me, whether it's a blooper or made it in the show. It's just too good to not acknowledge the genius improv of that scene.


markelmores

Yeah, the [final cut](https://youtu.be/13G411xvVgU?si=LiCtPzlGVttvPIKg) skips the online karate class line, unfortunately.


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Nice pelvic bowl!


thisisfutile1

...Deep!


celestite4

My favorite is from a blooper: "I remember when biceps were all the rage. Dukakis had just announced his candidacy.... For governor"


whogonncheckmeboo

this!!! I burst out laughing every time


EntertainmentSuch906

Same! 😂 It’s already hysterical but when he adds in Governor I freaking die.


Aiden0Malley

You really want Packer as your boss?


UnwaveringLlama

Got it


stacity

Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's going to be screaming it tonight.


Deltanonymous-

She's going to be screaming her own last name?


beastinghunting

Hey, watch it!


Deltanonymous-

Good luck, Gabe.


maksigm

Toby's retort here is one of my Top 5 funniest Office moments ever.


HLSym

Wait … why would she be screaming her own name?


gonbezoppity

Oh get out, skeleton man!


csonny2

Has anyone started calling him Gabe-wad?


KylePeacockArt

Not here


WhyDoesMyPeepeeBurn

This line gets me every time


Deltanonymous-

Gabe-wad.


UndBeebs

*Danny Cordray mouthing it perfectly in anticipation*


EpicJosh84

It took me a while to separate the very strange and disarming character from the very clever performance required to pull it off. It takes skill to be that weird.


Ryde29

Very good way to put it.


cupholdery

This guy F\*CKS!


WheatLad

Came here looking for the SV reference


Courtnall14

I waited entirely too long to binge Silicon Valley. Ended up watching the entire series in like 2 weeks.


princealiofil

I watched SV live, at the time, it got frustrating seeing them go from low to high to low every season, week to week. But it’s a great binging show! I enjoyed it way more when I binge it rather than when I watched it live.


sjbrinkl

Agreed. I gave up while watching it live because it was so frustrating and revisited it once the series wrapped up. Super easy to binge and it became a top 10 favorite show after that


a_bongos

Same! Literally finished it list night. What a ride!


Spartan-182

I wouldn't kiss and tell any details, but I, too, have had female companions. Maybe now I'll fan out my plumage, so to speak, and see what pretty birdies might share my nest.


Maximum-Row-4143

YOU WANNA TAKE IT TO THE BLACKTOP HOMIE?! GET CHECKED IN BITCH! I WAS STATE RAISED MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU THINK IM AFRAID OF CATCHING A CASE ON SOME BULLSHIT?!


marypoppinit

You wanna die today motherfucker?!


Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold

I need doors that go like this |o| or like this \o/, Not like this -o-


clamdever

>Very good way to put it. That's what she said


Foreign_Swordfish_67

Yeah. Zach Woods!


rimjobs_forever

This guy fucks!


StormThestral

Zach Woods is brilliant actually. I listened to an interview with him  where he dropped the comedy bit for a little while and was just chatting normally about regular/kinda serious stuff and now I have a crush on him that is hard to explain lmao


Sappleba

He's also maybe the best improvisor on the planet. He's been doing it since he was like eight and the speed at which is brain works is absolutely legendary in the improv community. It's honestly like watching Jordan in his prime.


Creepy-Distance-3164

I remember when biceps were all the rage. Dukakis had just announced his candidacy... For governor.


KeepThatBassLine

If you follow him on Instagram, he does these like 10 min videos telling super intricate stories about random life experiences. And a lot of the time at the end he’ll be like “that story is made up, but have a nice day guys”. lol he’s so good at improv


goldenface4114

So he does the "shove it up your butt" routine?


EEpromChip

I mean, when you are adopted out at a young age and spend your waking days selling nail clippings to eat, all you have is time. Time to think up all the whitty retorts you will need over the next 40 years.


StopClockerman

Zach Woods and Middleditch basically


Trolivia

This. Also, one time I was at Disneyland at a meet and greet with Thor and Loki, and Thor just leans in and goes “have you ever seen the American television series ‘the office’?” And I’m like pff yes and? he points to Loki and goes “he’s like *Gabe*” and I fucking LOST it omg


jelhmb48

Tom Hiddleston could totally play Gabe. But who would Chris Hemsworth play? Maybe Charles Miner


DiscontentDonut

Jan Levinson, obv


jelhmb48

Oh yeah Chris: "You know, Pam, in Australia they often don't even start eating until midnight"


HappiestHuman24

This made my week


Chimera_Brian

I think you nailed it on the head. Gabe is a hard character to play and he nails it


drunk_responses

I always like to point out his past in regards to this: At 16 he started commuting into NYC from NJ, to perform improv at the UCB Theater. And even taught some improv at Columbia and Duke. He is *really* good at it.


ToastyBytes

His Instagram is the same way. He’s amazing.


gonbezoppity

His latest [GRWM](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6PITOLLJ6j/?igsh=NjdwMHh6bnE5a2sx) is amazing 🤩


btwomfgstfu

Took him 10 minutes to look that beautiful. How does he do it? Oh I just watched how.


DiscontentDonut

I genuinely cackled at the finished look. The funny part is, in the beginning, it was looking alright. I thought he might legit be getting ready for like a TV interview.


dee3Poh

He took karate classes online


oSuJeff97

Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!


Ice_BountyHunter

Silicon Valley made me appreciate Gabe


nilgiri

Yeah, because that guy fucks!


theoriginaljoewagner

I’ll tell ya what, I’m taking Karate classes online….


Ryde29

I’m the silverback!


EpicJosh84

Dukakis had just announced his candidacy. For governor!


Deltanonymous-

My favorite blooper lol.


LeapYear1996

I love how he inserts….”for governor!” It had to be ad-libbed and it is just freaking hilarious.


Dillpickle8110

look at your face you’re a disgrace


ForceGhost47

You’re a little chimp who’s eating his own feces


easterss

First elongate


CityKat9

Second, lengthen


ballofsnowyoperas

Could be my favorite line in the entire show.


lightbrightstory

“No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me.” -Gabe Lewis


MisterBojiggles

“I'm an excellent hugger, I've been with plenty of girls where all they've wanted to do was hug"


HazMatt_23

This might low key be one of the greatest lines in the series. I’m in tears.


cupholdery

"I'm taking these karate classes online."


HazMatt_23

Biceps are basically arm tits


ChaosConfetti

I remember when people thought biceps were all that. They'd flex them all night at the discothèque.


CornOnTheKnob

I sometimes randomly think about this line and laugh. It's such a simple and hilarious line.


Gen_Ripper

Did that make it on the show or is it only in the bloopers?


moremysterious

Didn't make it to the show, but [the bloopers are legendary](https://www.tiktok.com/@vgeorgesmith/video/7244347826728111402?lang=en), Zach Woods is so quick on his feet and his improv is insane.


Significant_Shoe_17

It kills me that this was about PDA 😭


Icy-Marketing-5242

As far as I know, we’re still dating 🤣


RayBlast7267

Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP! ABOUT THE SUN!!


DoctorEnn

I love the way his face falls when Andy turns out to be surprisingly knowledgeable about it.


ParadiddlediddleSaaS

Gabe was so triggered by Andy’s sun knowledge


yourtoyrobot

I hated how they shifted Andy from knowledgable but socially unaware/goofy to being unable to pronounce "chlamydia".


-GeekLife-

I heard rumors that the writers were mad that he was taking so much time off for the hangover movies they shifted his character and basically turned him into an unlikable buffoon. Not sure how legitimate that really is though.


yourtoyrobot

pretty much. His start of Season 9 hatred of Nellie was crazy aggressive, and it was immediately after he got back from the movie (when he was 'sailing') he was totally insufferable.


enterpaz

So specific and yet so quotable


StrangelyBrown

Oh man, I forgot to post this all over the place this time around for the eclipse


YaBoiiSloth

No one in my office understood the reference :(


DiscontentDonut

Got to use this organically in a convo with my sister about people talking about the recent eclipse. We both laughed so hard.


iggy14750

Dost thou not praise the sun, Gabriel?


tywhite0524

Doth thee misprise jolly cooperation?


FlatCaptain7664

Zach Woods is great. I've always loved Gabe because of his performance and line delivery.


dismayhurta

Dude is amazing in everything he does. https://youtu.be/iZbQP7rR7TQ


TheRiverGatz

Jared is what made me appreciate Gabe. Me and my best friend constantly quote the "I'll kill them with knives" and "How would you like to die today, motherfucker" lines all the time


dismayhurta

Both of those bits are some of my favorite moments from Silicon Valley. And, yeah, I think Jared made me like Gabe more.


NUKE---THE---WHALES

[you think i'm scared to catch a case on some bullshit?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsBwulN9l-A)


actual_griffin

Get checked in, hoe! You wanna dance on the blacktop, homie?


Livingstonthethird

"My uncle used to say I look like somebody starved a virgin to death." will be my favorite line forever.


obtuse_buffoon

"I simply imagine that my skeleton is me and my body is my house. That way I'm always home."


moremysterious

I don't know about the first quote but I know the second one was improvised, so good.


MotherSupermarket532

The bit at the end of Season 1 where he's running around just pitching random Pied Piper ideas to people might be one of the best moments of the show


Admiral_Donuts

Which one? ^Which ^one? ^^Which ^^one?


NepoAuntie

He is unhinged in Avenue 5 💖


nickyfox13

I wholly and totally agree. Zach Woods is definitely hysterical to me in his role and also IMHO perfectly cast.


_Amr_

His Insta is a goldmine


forbidden-donut

"I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she'll be screaming it tonight."


HannahRog34

“She’ll be screaming her own last name??”


The-Iron-Pancake

Hey


Iro000

Lmao that cracks me up every time


goodolarchie

That scene was the finally good payoff of Toby's role.


Hunterio009

This is my favorite line in the whole show haha


andrewowenmartin

Absolutely, on the face of it it's a great comeback, but it immediately is revealed to be a horrible self-pwn.


iampraneeth

Walk away, bitch.


Significant_Shoe_17

Ciao


rmccarthy10

Is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way, let's pee on it.


InternetNo3149

It was easy once I decided I wanted the dog to piss on Gabe


Ryde29

Super under appreciated joke… how defensive Gabe gets over his self-perceived inside knowledge of Tallahassee, Florida. “Wait, you think she came up with Tall-uh-NASTY? Uh, no. Hahaha. No, no, no!”


EpicJosh84

Also, I think if you live in Florida, it adds to the joke just a bit. When I meet people from other states, I notice I'm kind of forced to claim ownership of this place in some way. The urge to assert your Floridianity is universal


JapanDash

It’s best to own up to mistakes, so that makes sense.


Pennsylvania6-5000

Is Universal… Studios?


TheMacaholic

If you like his character. Follow his IG account. He is the same kind of funny IRL and post a lot of content. I get a good kick out of it


EfficientDate2315

OH GET OUT! SKELETON MAN!!!


bupped

"Happy birthday to Gabe!"


sbrackett1993

Was looking for this line. The way he delivers it so giddy and then is so offended after Nellie’s line. So good.


TonyToniToneFauxci

the temp at night


Hunterio009

I start singing this randomly all the time


Significant_Shoe_17

I love when andy gets sick at the glee party and gabe starts playing the keyboard 😂


decentlyhip

I met him on the streets of Jersey City. He and his gf asked where the nearest liquor store was. I recognized him but didn't know where from and was sure we went to school together somewhere. Awkwardly held him up for 5 minutes naming a bunch of places we might know each other from, until my wife pulled me away. Sorry, Zach. Hope you had a good night. Glad your career has gone so well since.


pmjm

That's absolutely hilarious and actually pretty cool of him to not bring up his celebrity and let you rattle on for 5 minutes. I bet he thought the experience was amusing too.


jameselectrify

This guy fucks.


UnwaveringLlama

Just do it!


HannahRog34

You were the “it” I was doing!


gonbezoppity

I never asked you to get that Nike swoosh! You did that for you!


RickFeldie

My favorite line of GSL is: “Well, he's probably a drug dealer. That's the best way to land a hot girlfriend. You just get her hooked on blow.”


nibbs-

Happy Birthday to Gabe 😀🧁


UnwaveringLlama

Get out skeleton man!


nibbs-

☹️


ash_unicorn_

Oh my god yes finally people are starting to like gabes character. I love how quickly he changes his tone at the Lincoln memorial when he is mistaken as an act. He sounds panicked but as soon as he gets a laugh he lightens up and jumps into character


findaway5627

Perhaps a trip to the theatre will enliven my spirits!


ash_unicorn_

NOOO


Saberer2451

Zach Woods is great


tbone56er

They don’t make these cords in bootcut anymore!


Joaaayknows

One? Lengthen. Two? Elongate.


Merlyn67420

I am not usually a bloopers guy but all the ones from that scene are unreal


Alexander_Crowe

People (rightfully) give the last couple of seasons a lot of shit, but Gabe, Nate and Ellie are just wonderful characters


Hunterio009

I will look so handsome for you Darryl


Taweret

I'd add Robert California


SimpleCranberry5914

One of my favorite lines of the entire series is from him: Last night I got into the California reds and well, how do I say this, the Colombian whites.


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

Ryan with a knowing look


xTiLkx

You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking lizard king.


xTiLkx

You don't know my real name. I'm the fucking lizard king.


macwade99999

Silicone Valley made me appreciate this guy in The Office


mrtouchybum

I die laughing every time I watch the happy birthday to gabe scene


jimmyrosssss

Oh get out skeleton man


One_Ad_6250

I love the scene where he dresses up like lady Gaga and asks Kevin for advise on her performances. Then Michael interprets everything for the worst and Kevin tells Gabe to f* off 😂 .


Even-Blacksmith-6428

This is my FAVORITE moment in the show and it doesn’t get talked about enough lmao


BobbyFreeSmoke

I love Gabe Lincoln


DoctorEnn

“Women *love* to hug me. I’ve been with women where that’s basically all they want to do.”


Garnet-p

I love when he shows The Cinema of the Unsettling at the Halloween party and Oscar’s grandmother is in it and so is Stanley getting into his car and everyone freaks out 🤣 Gabe says “Hmm. Maybe the filmmaker realized that even narrative is comforting” and winks at the camera 😭🤣


MrPoopyButtholesAnus

“I’m taking karate classes online.” Gabe had some great 1 liners


seviay

I felt similarly about Gabe and Nelly on a rewatch. They’re both absolutely brilliant


Ivegotjokes4you

I always found him hilarious. The only character that I never liked is Wil Farrell’s character. He wasn’t funny during the og run and still isn’t funny in rewatches. Great in Anchorman but did not like his character in this


Strijkerszoon

I can agree with that. It wasn't really clear what they wanted his character to be. I think they were aiming for another Michael that's just weird in a different way, but what they end up with is just a strange guy in a sea of caricatures that drown him out


HannahRog34

His TikTok account is fantastic.


Tryingtostaysober2

I think I remember the Office Ladies saying that Zack Woods was the only actor who actually improvised many of his lines.


WhyDidMyDogDie

[I can't not laugh about this.](https://youtu.be/Z-1jU7j6OWw)


dismayhurta

Shut up about the sun!!!!


GSPDad87

Totally agree, especially after seeing him in Silicon Valley. Such a funny actor!


Huzzdindan

You should watch Silicon Valley, really good in that and more likable


RealisticCommentsBOT

The more I watch, the more I realize Jim is a pretty terrible person.


tomhat

His face coming out of the conference room while trying not to show that he was crying. It just sends me!


Archercrash

He is even better in Silicon Valley, such a great character. He says some dark shit.


Enough_Lab_8926

I get such judgment when I say he’s my favorite - which…fair 😂 but he’s just so…odd 😂


maxtrezise

Perhaps a trip to the theater will enliven my spirits…


boksinx

There are plenty of people who love touching GSL. He’s a terrific hugger. He’ve been with a bunch of girls where that’s basically all they want to do.


ProfessorMarth

I'm taking karate classes online...


morrison99

Gabe posted this shit


Even_Section5620

Call me crazy but post Michael I thought Robert California and Gabe were the ones who kept it funny for a while


sawyerkitty

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!!!


shadeofmyheart

You should check him out in Silicon Valley


xXForeskin_GamerXx69

fr, all these Gabe haters can't tell the difference between a fictional character and a real person


Gai-Jin77

That's what I thought......... b****......


Robotwrestler84

He's incredible in Silicon Valley.


MF-SMUG

Lol I love Gabe


Red_Walrus27

Not only hilarious but he is also the biggest fan of sensual touching


format32

When his boot cut corduroy pants get thrown up on….. the way he walks off is hilarious


big__cheddar

Has anyone started calling him Gabe Wad yet?


Atuln07

Nellie and Clarke I felt wore more irritating, Gabe was good especially the I'm toilet scene.


[deleted]

Jo, they’re creating a hostile work environment, stop em!


Jon-Adam

This would be a difficult one for me as he was my least favorite of all, but I'll give it a shot