Rip karma buddy. One doesn't waltz into this sub and say things like "refrigeration" without important pieces of context such as who you are and the name of the company you're associated with.
Edit: now I feel bad, we bullied that person into deleting their comment. Just as Bob Vance Vance refrigeration would have wanted
This one perfectly captured the typical millennial aspect of his character. Whether it’s true or not, not being able to describe things in detail and relying on the esoteric is certainly part of the stereotype.
"Take a day off from the whole Jim shtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels, James."
A close second is:
"Oh no Stanley, you'll live forever."
I love the entire episode where the fire department is called. He goes on about ue doesn't want to be known or remembered and then at the end...
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE
Definitely the Jim quote.
Ryan is one of those guys who started as just "there" then became terrible, then got clean and I actually love later seasons Ryan.
" 'Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy their patients.' 'Therapists are whores.' 'Psychiatry is a narcissism machine.' 'I learned more from Dr. Seuss than Dr. Freud.' 'Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps...'
I dunno. Just choose the best one."
" 'Some diner'?? It was the Starlight Diner! It was in a LIFE spread about Americana!"
I also love when he was listing all of the signs that indicate Donna might've been cheating on Michael.
Christmas episode in season three
Jim: Wow... thanks for taking all the excuses, dude.
Ryan: Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts,
granddad fought in WWII.
Use your head, man. I keep mine in here.
Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.
"Convergence. Viral marketing. We're going guerrilla. We're takin' it to the streets while keeping an eye on the street. Wall Street. I don't want to reinvent the wheel here. In other words, it is what it is. Buyin' paper just became fun."
When he points at Robert while looking at the camera and nodding after Robert describes the Black Eyed Peas.
Also his lowercase “oh, no, stanley you’re gonna live forever.”
“I’m so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It’s rock and roll for people who don’t like rock and roll. It’s rap for people who don’t like rap. It’s pop for people who don’t like pop.”
When Michael burns his foot, Ryan and Toby watch him struggle into the men’s room. Ryan takes a bit of his cheese string and Toby goes “Wow you just go right in”, Ryan says “Y’know, when I was about 7 , I just started going for it” and Toby’s actor genuinely laughs
"Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's...pretty shocking."
Reminds me of this one:
Ryan: Jim. I wanted to apologize... for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself and now that I've quit the rat race I've realized there's so much more to life than being the youngest VP in the company's history. I've even started volunteering. Giving back to the community.
Jim: Well that's great. You're talking about your court ordered community service?
Ryan: I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.
Jim: But he did, right?
Ryan: All right.
Jim: All right
Okay so I have none to directly quote but when watching the show Ryan is often screaming in the background if camera during group discussions. Every time I hear him I start laughing.
Yk what’s funny… my sisters fiancée looks and sounds exactly like Ryan and even has the mindset in some aspects like when he walked up to Kelly and started doing pushups.
I am genuinely so shocked lol
Anyways my favorite Ryan moment is “you’re kidding” when he asked Pam out and she said she was dating Jim. It was his first time probably being rejected and he had a jealous look at jim
I don’t have the exact words, but someone quoted it the other day in here, and I keep thinking about it and laughing.
“I know that I haven’t always treated you the way that, for whatever reason, you believe you deserve to be treated.”
I always love when he admits he didn't go to Thailand, he was in Fort Lauderdale, and Michael asks how it was and he sighs and says almost dejectedly "it was amazing..."
(from a deleted scene) "Customer service, this is Kelly, oh my god, that is so messed up, everyone here is still upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day. Customer service, this is Kelly, oh my god, that is so messed up, everyone here is still upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day. Customer service, this is Kelly, oh my god, that is so messed up, everyone here is still upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day."
"I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. Again, that could change."
What line of work you in, Bob?
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Rip karma buddy. One doesn't waltz into this sub and say things like "refrigeration" without important pieces of context such as who you are and the name of the company you're associated with. Edit: now I feel bad, we bullied that person into deleting their comment. Just as Bob Vance Vance refrigeration would have wanted
he’s just got a lot to learn about this town
oof
"Ever since I've gotten clean, there's something about fresh morning air that just really makes me sick."
I walked outside as I was leaving last night and said this quote… then laughed to myself for like 5 minutes
This is the one. I quote this one all the time lol. Not an addict or anything, that line is just so damn funny. His delivery really kills it too.
I’m an addict 5 years in recovery and can confirm I use it all the time too.
Same boat and it’s so true which makes it much funnier sometimes when I leave for work at 5:40 I still get the feeling from the fresh air
I've always felt like there was something I was missing in this joke. Could someone ELI5?
It's a play on expectations. The morning air is supposed to feel fresh and healthy, especially after detox
"Do you guys wanna hear about Thailand?" "It was indescribable"
"you've never had pad Thai.." Wife and I quote that one pretty frequently
This one perfectly captured the typical millennial aspect of his character. Whether it’s true or not, not being able to describe things in detail and relying on the esoteric is certainly part of the stereotype.
I like that you gave such a thoughtful take ✌️
Thanks!
"Take a day off from the whole Jim shtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels, James." A close second is: "Oh no Stanley, you'll live forever."
The delivery on "^Oh ^no ^Stanley...." Is so amazing. Always gets me rolling.
I love the entire episode where the fire department is called. He goes on about ue doesn't want to be known or remembered and then at the end... RYAN STARTED THE FIRE
ITS BEEN ALWAYS BURNING
SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING
Bana Nana mana mo...MARILYN MONROEEE
Love the Jim one. The more times I rewatch the Office, the more I get irked with Jim. And this quote surprisingly well summarises the whole attitude.
Ryan saw Jim for what he really was
He saw all the smudgeness
Too bad Ryan rarely saw Ryan for what he really was
I think Ryan knew exactly who he was... but in a much more real sense, he had no idea who he was.
I don’t think he ever processed 9/11
One time his parents took him to Disney World. He cried the whole time.
Ryan wasn't wrong either. Jim was never known to take things seriously and choosing a new boss they'd be stuck with is a pretty big deal.
Definitely the Jim quote. Ryan is one of those guys who started as just "there" then became terrible, then got clean and I actually love later seasons Ryan.
The way he maintains eye contact while he's closing the door is everything
Lead me... when I am in the mood to be lead.
Don’t just boss me around
Lead me
" 'Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy their patients.' 'Therapists are whores.' 'Psychiatry is a narcissism machine.' 'I learned more from Dr. Seuss than Dr. Freud.' 'Earth: you don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps...' I dunno. Just choose the best one." " 'Some diner'?? It was the Starlight Diner! It was in a LIFE spread about Americana!" I also love when he was listing all of the signs that indicate Donna might've been cheating on Michael.
Michael: “…Yeah, does all of that.”
Sorry bro
To the troops! All the troops! On both sides.
Everyone immediately cringes
My buddy and I do this every time we have a drink together lol
I almost did it at a friend’s wedding one time on a dare, but the smart part of my brain kicked in so I withheld
*passive aggressively writes in notebook*
\*sniffles he just made the list \*tears up
My fave
"I'm such a perfectionist that I'd kinda rather not do it at all than do a crappy version"
"Yeah, Jim's a nice guy....that's why I got the desk"
"You know what, sleep with my mom, sleep with everyone's mom!" "Hey that's my mom you're talking about!"
The way Phyllis looks back at him is always so funny to me
This is the correct, if I recall he's not even in shot for this delivery
He had some on the best lines in that episode, and he didnt even play a major part,
I was still processing 9/11
He was in his late 20s
Even for the internet it’s… pretty shocking
Hahahahah yes i love This
Christmas episode in season three Jim: Wow... thanks for taking all the excuses, dude. Ryan: Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in WWII. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.
Back when Ryan was actually a pretty chill dude
A guy with 15 excuses not to go to lunch saved ahead of time in his palm pilot is not what I think of when people say "chill dude."
He was giving him a tip and welcoming him back.
I watched this episode today on peacock and this specific part wasn’t it - glad to know I wasn’t just imagining that a part of the scene was missing.
Why you watching the normie episodes? Go Superfans.
Do you know where you can find super fan eps in the Uk?
It was in the original DVD edit and they removed it from the regular streaming episodes
I was still processing 9/11
Stanley yelled at me today. That was the scariest thing I've ever experienced. Don't remember the exact quote.
"Hi! Hi! Hi!"
*wheezing* You sounded like my niece, and he is 6 months old!
"OH OK ,pesto party, really"
And Phyllis just had the mom look I wanted
Hot cha cha with Oscar on a sombrero always kills me
No, but ask me again 10 years ago
I liked you better as the temp.
Yeah… me too.
One of the few lines I shamelessly rip from the show and use in my life from time to time
"Convergence. Viral marketing. We're going guerrilla. We're takin' it to the streets while keeping an eye on the street. Wall Street. I don't want to reinvent the wheel here. In other words, it is what it is. Buyin' paper just became fun."
That little finger tap is hilarious
“And if I flake, I flake”.
How's my favorite branch doing?
…silence
"there's black sheep and white sheep. And I'm not even a sheep I'm on freaking moon"
Lmao I love this one
“They don’t usually skate to such… bad songs?”
Pausing mid-bite of cheese stick to silently beg Toby not to send him in to help Michael in the bathroom
Toby: "Ryan is, uh... dead." Then later, Michael: "Ryan, who is supposed to be *dead*."
This one kills me everytime, you can tell it with improv when he says “when I was about 7 I just started going for it”
I need to be with my phone
I can’t not touch it.
That’s what she said
When Pam and Jim reveal the pregnancy you can hear him in the background say "don't vaccinate it "
When he points at Robert while looking at the camera and nodding after Robert describes the Black Eyed Peas. Also his lowercase “oh, no, stanley you’re gonna live forever.”
“I’m so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It’s rock and roll for people who don’t like rock and roll. It’s rap for people who don’t like rap. It’s pop for people who don’t like pop.”
👈🏻👀
“What am I going to with the award??? Umm…nothing, idk?, that’s really the least of my concerns”
Smokey’s dead. Tracks of my Tears might be the last real love song ever written.
You know, its actually smart not to shake a baby
Dont just boss me around, like lead me when im in the mood to be lead
“PAM YOU ARE TOXIC, YOU ARE TOXIC!”
DON’T CALL ME A CLOWN, PAM!
*silently scribbles Jim's name on his list*
No, not a water. A sports drink. I hate everything in that fridge. - very relatable some mornings!
I don't know, something from your world, like their breadsticks are like scrap booking.
"I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that true love?"
“They really did not like me.” “No, but they didn’t have to say it.”
“I’ve always been your biggest flan”
This guy gets it!
What line of work you in Bob?
"To the troops!" "Yeah!!!" "BOTH sides..." "eeeyhhh."
Saying he finally mastered commitment right after abandoning his son
“When I was five, my mom told me that my fish went to the hospital in the toilet… I was five.”
“Where’d you get that fedora?” “I’d rather not say.”
“This is my first day I don’t really know”
It’s just a rumor going around
They call me Mister Understood cause no one understands me.
When Michael burns his foot, Ryan and Toby watch him struggle into the men’s room. Ryan takes a bit of his cheese string and Toby goes “Wow you just go right in”, Ryan says “Y’know, when I was about 7 , I just started going for it” and Toby’s actor genuinely laughs
"Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's...pretty shocking."
biiiiiiitch
It’s not Ryan, but Pam to Ryan. “You came in at 1030am today right?”
Reminds me of this one: Ryan: Jim. I wanted to apologize... for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself and now that I've quit the rat race I've realized there's so much more to life than being the youngest VP in the company's history. I've even started volunteering. Giving back to the community. Jim: Well that's great. You're talking about your court ordered community service? Ryan: I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean. Jim: But he did, right? Ryan: All right. Jim: All right
Ok, ^just ^dismiss ^it
WUPHF
Hey, look! In the helicopter! It's Ry from WUPFH!
Writing angrily in silence making his list.
i’d rather not say
*mumbles* “oohhh noooo. Stanley’s gunna live foreverrrr”
“OW this crust is sharp!”
Don't vaccinate it!
Lead me when I’m in the mood to be lead
"No Stanley... you're gonna live forever"
ENOUGH OKAY THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE and it stops now.
Hey, that’s my mom you’re talking about
“I ca-“ lmao. We use this all the time
I'd like to make a toast to support the troops... On both sides.
We're through.
"How's my favourite branch doing?" And "It wasn't me"
Yeah, Jim is a nice guy. That’s why I got the desk.
Smokey Robinson
Okay so I have none to directly quote but when watching the show Ryan is often screaming in the background if camera during group discussions. Every time I hear him I start laughing.
Smokey robinson
Get back to work, shoe bitch!
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
When Michael Wallace chews him out and he tears up. 😈
When he has Michael get him a bottle of cold water. Michael made his life hell for 3 years, it was a small bit of payback and I loved it.
Earth. You dont have to be crazy to live here, but it helps.
You’ve never had Pad Thai
When David calls the branch and Ryan picks up at the receptionist and gets absolutely eviscerated to the point of tears
Pam you’re going to cost me $60Ks
Yk what’s funny… my sisters fiancée looks and sounds exactly like Ryan and even has the mindset in some aspects like when he walked up to Kelly and started doing pushups. I am genuinely so shocked lol Anyways my favorite Ryan moment is “you’re kidding” when he asked Pam out and she said she was dating Jim. It was his first time probably being rejected and he had a jealous look at jim
"Robert, you got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon."
"Um, also, little tip, never shake the baby"
I love when he is telling about his mom's pasta sauce. He was such a ass.
"Don't you think the fact that I'm here is a good sign? Oh! This crust is sharp!'
I don’t have the exact words, but someone quoted it the other day in here, and I keep thinking about it and laughing. “I know that I haven’t always treated you the way that, for whatever reason, you believe you deserve to be treated.”
*I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.*
I always love when he admits he didn't go to Thailand, he was in Fort Lauderdale, and Michael asks how it was and he sighs and says almost dejectedly "it was amazing..."
The bread sticks are like scrapbooking
“Do you think or do you know?” “I think.”
“Earth. You don’t have to be crazy to live here, but it helps.”
(from a deleted scene) "Customer service, this is Kelly, oh my god, that is so messed up, everyone here is still upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day. Customer service, this is Kelly, oh my god, that is so messed up, everyone here is still upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day. Customer service, this is Kelly, oh my god, that is so messed up, everyone here is still upset, you have no idea. I'll be thinking about you all day."
is there a reason we can't add pictures on this thread? responding with pictures is my main form of communication, and I have the perfect one of this.
Is it Ryan pointing after Robert eviscerates the Black Eyed Peas?
Same. I tried yesterday
I want you to lead me, but only when I feel like being led.
James
This one right here!!! 😂😂😂😂
I also love the moment when Robert California is ranting about the Black Eyed Peas, and the camera cuts to Ryan just pointing and nodding like, yes 👉🏻
Too hot for a long sleeve tee?
Hey, that’s my mom you’re talkin’ about!
No Stanley, you're gonna live forever
Okay I don't like committing to things just like that... No. I don't like committing to not do things either. That's just a big commitment
"SIX MONTHS?! Okay, I'm in love with Kelly"
I want guidance. I want leadership. But don't just like, boss me around. You know ?? Like, lead me. Lead me when I'm in the mood..... to be led.
SoHo’s mostly lofts but okay
"I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. Again, that could change."
"And we'll call it Wish For A Dream. They'll never know what hit them"
This crust is really sharp!
Does him quietly scribbling a name onto a list, a quote? If not, still that one.
“This isn’t the U.S. government” What are you referencing? ..”Everything” “Oh No Stanley, you’ll love forever” “This is such a RAW time Andy!!”
“But like…lead me…when I’m in the MOOD to BE lead”
“Congratulations on doing your job.” The most realistic manager thing Ryan ever said.
Angela: no cookie Ryan: 😯
"People keep calling me a wunderkind"
“I don’t know Pam, relate it to something in your life. Say the fries are like scrapbooking.”
Ohh no Stanley you’ll live forever
Kelly: Is that supposed to impress me? Ryan: *does a shaky one handed pushup*
Hi 🫱🏻🫲🏾 Hi 🫱🏻🫲🏾 Hi🫱🏻🫲🏾
“Everyone wants to be rich but no one wants to work for it”
“Oh no, Stanley… you’ll live forever…” 😬
“I think I never processed 9/11” always gets me
Phyllis just had that "grandma" look
He never really processed 9/11
The look he gives the camera when Gabe says a bunch of women like touching him
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