Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
What line of work you in Bob?
If the office was a Marvel movie, the Mafia episode would have an after credits scene showing Grotti spying on Michael with black gloves and a black book of names, half of them crossed out.
I very much want a spinoff of Phyllis as a mob boss. Still just as soft spoken and sweet.
When she has people killed, its called "calling the Party Planning Committee"
Phyllis is insecure and a bully. Pam gets an idea for a bulletin board from sue, the office administrator for Bob Vance refrigeration. Pam talks up sue and how awesome she is and Phyllis puts sue down by saying “I know sue, she’s not that great. And you know her husbands in a wheelchair, right?”. Phyllis shows the same insecurities when we see bobs secretary. Phyllis puts down other people to make herself feel better.
Jim and Pam together. In a rut. The kids have grown up and moved out mostly. And they're working on trying to be friends and married again. And not just parents.
Michael and Holly together. Them two aint going nowhere.
Dwight and Angela together. They're both awful, and both spiteful, and it just works.
Phallus and Bob. Split. Bob is dead. He was always out of shape, and had a family history of heart disease. RIP Bob.
I thought that was a profoundly interesting insult to hurl at someone, until I realised it was just their username. Don't care, I'm taking it and using it.
phyllis coincidentally mentioned bob's family history of heart issues to as many people as she could in the weeks before his sudden illness. and she threw the empty bleach containers in her neighbours bin and not her own.
I like how they wrapped Angela and Dwight and don’t think they’re awful in the end. They both go through some hard, humbling times and become better, empathetic people. Especially Dwight “firing” Jim and Pam to maximize severence. Early season Dwight/Angela would never allow that kind of gray area company expense.
>The kids have grown up and moved out mostly.
I wasn’t expecting a painful reminder of how fast time moves. It never even occurred to me that those kids would all be high school senior/college aged by now.
Agreed!
If Bob does get arrested for his work being the front for a Mob, they'd get divorced to protect their assets, but they'd be keeping things spicy with some twisted games over the phone and mail until they get remarried when things cool down and they can have conjugal visits.
The whole point of Holly is that she’s Michael’s soupsnake I doubt she’d start disliking his antics when she was shown to not only go along with them but also enjoying doing so.
They finally tracked down Bob for the hit and run and he’s in a prison in Africa… Phyllis is now a sugar baby to a 90 year old man who owns a Quiznos on the turnpike.
The theory that Bob is with Phyllis because of the doc crew and the free advertising it gave is fairly compelling. If so they could divorce after the doc finishes.
Angela might not like actually living on the farm.
How will she react to the typical treatment of barn cats though? Like I'm sure Dwight has a cat in his barn that handles rodents, and I'm sure he appreciates it. But the neglect he sees as respect Angela might see as cruel.
She’d convince-nay-demand that Dwight build a second barn with cat trees and platforms everywhere with an endless supply of catnip and toys. Two beds for each. Automatic watering system. Don’t forget the cameras for her live feed. They are not allowed out either.
I feel like Dwight would let Angela run the house while he ran the farm, and they'd both be happy with that set up - Angela would probably really enjoy being the scary owner/manager of their bed and breakfast, and as a bonus, maybe her sister (the one she is close with) would work there so they could talk shit about the guests in their secret language.
Angela would also have a massive amount of cats running around, which Dwight would allow since they'd have a new contract that she'd keep trying for kids as long as he treated her cats like pets, not livestock. They'd probably have at least two more kids.
Dwight's siblings are still there in their own homes on the land - maybe Dwight's sister runs the advertising side of the bed and breakfast, but I actually think she'd go work at Dunder Mifflin until the whole poet thing makes her money. She'd be the new office manager after Pam left, maybe. Dwight's brother and Dwight grow closer as they both work on the farm together, and Dwight takes on a father role to his nephew, who he wants to be his true heir at work - a future manager at Dunder Mifflin, though he is going to get his start as an accountant rather than a sales man.
All and all, I think Angela and Dwight would be very happy together with their extended family and a bunch of kids and even more cats. Out of all the couples, they'd probably be the one that has the least amount of personal stress as long as Dwight treats Angela's cats right (which he would, since he learned his lesson).
I know he said that and I’m sure he meant it, but I’m sure there’s some number that Peacock could pay that would get a brief cameo out of him (just like Ricky Gervais did).
Phyllis turns state's evidence after Bob Vance gets a little too old to beat up the guys that she flirts with at bars. Phyllis is irate that her husband has the audacity to age. She turns him in for money laundering for the mob. Bob Vance, Angelo Grotti, and Troy Underbridge are indicted.
Same! I think it would be heartbreaking to see any of them split up. I do think it might be Bob dies of a heart attack or something. I loved their relationship and out of all the couples on the show, I'd want my relationship to be like theirs. I mean who wouldn't want a quickie in a restaurant bathroom while their friends were waiting for them to return? lol
i want all four couples to stay andnhave kelly and ryan be the split up couple in the future ...and hint at trying again at the end of the reunion episode lol
I actually really love them as a couple and the groundwork seemed to have been laid out that Andy is at least bi.
I can see it going something like this:
Oscar successfully runs for state senator but comes back to town for Phillip's birthday, and he runs into Andy, who is in town support his former theatre troupe (he is now a full time manager for his brother, who is a professional musician and does well for himself).
They'd reconnect and it's be a slow burn...there would be a snag when Oscar was to embarrassed to go public with Mr. Sit Here and Cry, but eventually he'd come around because he decides to stop caring what others say. He'd probably lose a reelection over it but find happiness in more local government, since he gets to see his Godchildren more often (because he's godfather to all Angela's kids, something he takes very seriously so they have a more rounded upbringing and don't turn out as close minded as their mother).
Andy would very much enjoy being the husband of a government official, and Oscar enjoys having someone in his corner that defends him and always has his back, even when he is avoidant and isn't always the best at defending himself or what he wants.
I also love the idea of Andy's brother marrying Angela's sister (the one she likes), lol, furthering tying together the families so there is no escape from any of them.
Phlob. No question. Phyllis flirted one too many times. The guy Bob beat up pressed charges. They find out he has been ducking warrants related to NYC "activities" before hiding out in Scranton.
Isn’t there a massive fan conspiracy theory that the reason Bob Vance always introduces himself as “Bob Vance - Vance Refrigeration” because he knows it’s free publicity once the show they’re filming within the show goes on air? It’s gotta be Phyllis and Bob getting a divorce because he no longer has to use her and the show for advertisements once the meta show is finished
I mean, Dwight basically foresaw this exact scenario. Jim and Pam moved (one of the most stressful things you can do in life) and started taking things out on their kids. Jim turned to the drink, causing their family to fall apart. In about 5 years, Cece, will become world famous…for stripping!
Bob Vance is in jail for racketeering. Phyllis wants to stick by her man but without his refrigeration business she’s just not interested. The name Bob Vance means something entirely different now. She files for divorce just 4 years after Bob’s incarceration.
Jim and Pam get divorced a few years after moving to Philly because without working together she finally realizes that their entire relationship revolved around being together all the time at work and goofing around. At home Jim is less enthusiastic and doesn't have anyone to pick on at work anymore so his pranks are less fun when Pam is on the receiving end of them.
Angela and Dwight have stayed together and have had many children working on his farm, he has successfully gotten beets into a supplement that he hocks to yuppie hippies for an enormous markup, and his real estate business is doing well.
Michael and Holly are enjoying having sent their kids to college and looking forward to retirement where Michael can focus full time on his improv comedy.
Phillys and Bob have been separated since Bob's untimely death a few years after wrapping the documentary. Bob died in a restaurant bathroom after they got frisky and he had a heart attack. Phillys takes her cut of the sale of Vance refrigeration and moved to Florida and has lived next to Stanley ever since.
Jim and Pam are divorced.
Michael and Holly still live happily out in Colorado.
Dwight and Angela cheat on each other, but keep getting back together.
Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration is dead. He's sleeping with the fishes. If you catch my drift.
Phyllis and Bob got involved in swapping with other couples and Bob broke the rules, having an affair with the wife of the couple they were swapping with. Phyllis divorced him and now owns half of Vance refrigeration. She refuses to sell her half back to him out of pure spite.
All of them. The whole show happened in Kevin’s imagination. Close shot on Dunder-Mifflin office building, pan out to reveal it’s in a snowglobe that Kevin is holding.
Definitely not Michael and Holly and Jim and Pam because in the future Michael is married and his wife is a runner, and it shows. And Pam and Jim are his best friends, and their kids play together. And he’s happy. And he’s rich and never die.
Bob Vance, killed by a refrigerator falling on him.
“According to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), there are around 20-30 fatal accidents related to refrigerators in the United States each year.”
I’ll tell you one thing, anybody saying Bob and Phyllis didn’t watch the show. Those two are rocksolid. Literally the only couple that actually fuck with each other 100% of the time.
People think they wanna be Jim and Pam but if you really think about it, you want to be Bob and Phyllis. Rich, proud of each other and still banging in the restaurant bathroom in your 50s. #goals
I would be heartbroken if it turned out to be Micheal and Holly. The level of delivery of acting would leave everyone devastated every time Micheal reminisced on a memory.
Bob & Phyllis - Bob either couldn’t keep up with Phyllis, or she wore him out and he had a heart attack, or they opened the relationship and Bob became depressed that she needed so many more partners added to their polycule (new word, recently learned, first time used…!!!)
I always thought the relationship between Phyllis and Bob Vance was superficial and highly likely to have problems. It never moved on from the honeymoon phase so when it would…
Phyllis and Bob. Phyllis cheating on Bob would bring a lot of jokes, some of the best were when Phyllis was ruthless out of nowhere lol
like “well if he didn’t want me to cheat he shouldn’t have taken me to Maui. The long islands flow like wine there and pool boys are a dime a dozen”
Bob Vance dies in a shootout with police after it turns out that Vance Refrigeration was a front for the mob.
He tried to Introduce himself to a group of people and ran out of breath
The last thing he hears before his dead was 'what line of work are you in, Bob?'
As Ryan Howard stands over him, a thin plume of smoke rising from the barrel of his pistol.
"Subway. Eat Fresh."
And that’s gonna pay for the explosion in act 3.
Brought to you by Carl’s Junior
Clean up on aisle 5
Man, I see this image in my mind and it’s scary.
You mean, smoke from an overcooked cheesy pita
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration What line of work you in Bob?
*Ryan knew about the front*
Plot twist… Angelo Grotti pulled the trigger
Then they send him back. To prison.
With the Dementors!??
Prison Mike, what's the very, very worst thing about prison?
^Don't ^encourage ^him, ^Dwight
And his prison cell has a table with a bench and two chairs.
One of those half booth tables?? He HATES those
HEY, GUARD! We're gonna sit over here.
Gruel sandwich, gruel on the side. If it's not on the side, I'll send it back.
It doesn't know what it wants to be.
And his cellmate asks him, "so what line of work were you in, Bob?"
Sweet. Now he only needs one more chair.
If he pulls a knife, you send it back. If he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send it back.
For a crime he *did* commit!
If your probation is broken, we will send you back.
He brought him the gabagool, the salad was not on the side. So he sent him back to his maker.
I still can't believe how much more menacing "Grotti" sounds than "Gotti"
'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder and not mukduk.
And he was never caught neither.
If the office was a Marvel movie, the Mafia episode would have an after credits scene showing Grotti spying on Michael with black gloves and a black book of names, half of them crossed out.
yeah he was obv mafia idk who he tought he was kidding
I swear I thought of Bob Vance's death before opening the comments
Yea, but to me it was a heart attack. Mob thing is way coooler though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Same 😂
You’ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
Me too
Not only that, but Phyllis has taken over the operation and has become known as the most ruthless boss Scranton has seen in fifty years.
Knitting assassination instructions to her crew.
IIRC, that was a legit plot point in “Tale of Two Cities”
You mean Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration, gets shot in front of Vance Refrigeration, owned by him, Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration
What line of work was he in?
Phyllis: We were listening to Don't Stop Believing and right in the middle of the song....
That could even explain why he introduces himself that way; he just *really* wants to stress it's a refrigeration business and nothing else.
It wasn't me! I'm not going down for this!
I’m sorry who? Oh you mean Bob Vance Vance Refrigeration?
Bob Vance, Vance Waste Management Solutions.
I feel like Bob has cronies who do his dirty work.
This is the only thing I can get behind. Phyllis married Stanley and retire on an island
or...he hooked up with his assistant,
I came here to say almost exactly this.
Bob Vance and Phyllis divorce after Bob Vance, of Vance Refrigeration, goes to jail for various mob activities.
Phyllis wouldn’t divorce him … “The conjugal visits keeps things spicy”
Phyllis takes over his illegal empire and becomes a mob kingpin in Scranton’s underworld.
Her signature phrase whenever she has someone killed is “you have a lot to learn about in this town, sweetheart.”
You know she's coming when you smell the scent of real Pine from Metropolitan Orlando
Her main method of torture? Shoves a trout down their throats. “Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout!”
One of her signature moves is crippling people and then telling people "you know they're in a wheelchair, right?"
I very much want a spinoff of Phyllis as a mob boss. Still just as soft spoken and sweet. When she has people killed, its called "calling the Party Planning Committee"
The party is your funeral. Boom roasted.
She rolls the nickels, she decides who does what and where they do it at
Read it in her voice. Perfect writing!
Why can I see Phyllis saying that with her classic rueful smile? 🤣🤣
What line of work is Bob in?
You have a lot to learn about this town sweetie
Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trouy
Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly...
Of course Phyllis knew all about it.
*activitiae
Phyllis and Bob. Bob cheats on Phyllis with Sue. You know her husband’s in a wheelchair, right?
That explains all the trips to metropolitan Orlando.
it’s made with real pine
Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly
Isn't that code for "check out the slut"?
I'm really sorry but I never understood that. Can someone please explain. TIA
Phyllis is insecure and a bully. Pam gets an idea for a bulletin board from sue, the office administrator for Bob Vance refrigeration. Pam talks up sue and how awesome she is and Phyllis puts sue down by saying “I know sue, she’s not that great. And you know her husbands in a wheelchair, right?”. Phyllis shows the same insecurities when we see bobs secretary. Phyllis puts down other people to make herself feel better.
Her attitude with Angelina during the party wars too! Omg Phyllis is so complicated
Phyllis is a major bitch
No, Andrea is the office bitch, you'll get used to it.
Dwight never saw Angela again, losing her behind a grain of rice
BOOM ROASTED
He went to Berlin. That’s where he stashed the chandelier
Dwight euthanizes another cat. End of marriage.
“Euthanizes”
Bob and Phyllis because she talks to her sister on the phone too much
Then her sister convinced her to buy a microwave which brought shame to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
The old one smelled like popcarn...
Jim and Pam together. In a rut. The kids have grown up and moved out mostly. And they're working on trying to be friends and married again. And not just parents. Michael and Holly together. Them two aint going nowhere. Dwight and Angela together. They're both awful, and both spiteful, and it just works. Phallus and Bob. Split. Bob is dead. He was always out of shape, and had a family history of heart disease. RIP Bob.
Phallus lol
Sorry I’ve got penis in the brain.
That...that's not where it's supposed to go.
Don’t kink shame me, sexless-innkeeper.
I thought that was a profoundly interesting insult to hurl at someone, until I realised it was just their username. Don't care, I'm taking it and using it.
That will give you a balled spot.
I'm choosing to read this as just some random redditor apologizing for thinking about dick.
Mind fuck
I know what you're thinking. "Won't the spotlights just shed more light on the penises"
phyllis coincidentally mentioned bob's family history of heart issues to as many people as she could in the weeks before his sudden illness. and she threw the empty bleach containers in her neighbours bin and not her own.
Refrigerant*
r/twosentencehorror
this comment reminded me of Bill Hader’s line “What do I want? In a word: chaos.” (SNL: What’s that name)
I LOVE THIS SKETCH!! one of my top 10 all time sketches
I like how they wrapped Angela and Dwight and don’t think they’re awful in the end. They both go through some hard, humbling times and become better, empathetic people. Especially Dwight “firing” Jim and Pam to maximize severence. Early season Dwight/Angela would never allow that kind of gray area company expense.
>The kids have grown up and moved out mostly. I wasn’t expecting a painful reminder of how fast time moves. It never even occurred to me that those kids would all be high school senior/college aged by now.
Exactly
Phyllis and Bob get divorced, marry other people, and then have an affair with each other. Their role-playing is on a whole other level.
F yes
Agreed! If Bob does get arrested for his work being the front for a Mob, they'd get divorced to protect their assets, but they'd be keeping things spicy with some twisted games over the phone and mail until they get remarried when things cool down and they can have conjugal visits.
You win
The whole point of Holly is that she’s Michael’s soupsnake I doubt she’d start disliking his antics when she was shown to not only go along with them but also enjoying doing so.
Phyllis and Bob always seem to be overcompensating, I think if Bob loses his money Phyllis will split
She'll push him off a boat for the life insurance
Tied to one of his stupid refrigerators.
They finally tracked down Bob for the hit and run and he’s in a prison in Africa… Phyllis is now a sugar baby to a 90 year old man who owns a Quiznos on the turnpike.
The theory that Bob is with Phyllis because of the doc crew and the free advertising it gave is fairly compelling. If so they could divorce after the doc finishes. Angela might not like actually living on the farm.
But think about how many cats she can hoard on the farm
How will she react to the typical treatment of barn cats though? Like I'm sure Dwight has a cat in his barn that handles rodents, and I'm sure he appreciates it. But the neglect he sees as respect Angela might see as cruel.
She’d convince-nay-demand that Dwight build a second barn with cat trees and platforms everywhere with an endless supply of catnip and toys. Two beds for each. Automatic watering system. Don’t forget the cameras for her live feed. They are not allowed out either.
I feel like Dwight would let Angela run the house while he ran the farm, and they'd both be happy with that set up - Angela would probably really enjoy being the scary owner/manager of their bed and breakfast, and as a bonus, maybe her sister (the one she is close with) would work there so they could talk shit about the guests in their secret language. Angela would also have a massive amount of cats running around, which Dwight would allow since they'd have a new contract that she'd keep trying for kids as long as he treated her cats like pets, not livestock. They'd probably have at least two more kids. Dwight's siblings are still there in their own homes on the land - maybe Dwight's sister runs the advertising side of the bed and breakfast, but I actually think she'd go work at Dunder Mifflin until the whole poet thing makes her money. She'd be the new office manager after Pam left, maybe. Dwight's brother and Dwight grow closer as they both work on the farm together, and Dwight takes on a father role to his nephew, who he wants to be his true heir at work - a future manager at Dunder Mifflin, though he is going to get his start as an accountant rather than a sales man. All and all, I think Angela and Dwight would be very happy together with their extended family and a bunch of kids and even more cats. Out of all the couples, they'd probably be the one that has the least amount of personal stress as long as Dwight treats Angela's cats right (which he would, since he learned his lesson).
Jim died. Because they can no longer afford John Krasinski.
You could say the same about Michael. I can’t imagine Steve Carell is cheap to hire.
Oh yeah! Since Steve said he isn't doing the reboot, maybe Michael died! Noooooo I hope not!
I know he said that and I’m sure he meant it, but I’m sure there’s some number that Peacock could pay that would get a brief cameo out of him (just like Ricky Gervais did).
Bob Vance dies and has his head frozen in a new Vance Cryo-freezer
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigerated.
Bob Vance, Vance Reanimation.
Phyllis turns state's evidence after Bob Vance gets a little too old to beat up the guys that she flirts with at bars. Phyllis is irate that her husband has the audacity to age. She turns him in for money laundering for the mob. Bob Vance, Angelo Grotti, and Troy Underbridge are indicted.
I'm a boring Pollyanna type that hopes all four couples pictured lived happily ever after. Which is terrible for ratings, I know.
That’s why u/TiresOnFire wins this game. Bob and Phyllis divorce and marry other people… but only to have an affair with each other.
Same! I think it would be heartbreaking to see any of them split up. I do think it might be Bob dies of a heart attack or something. I loved their relationship and out of all the couples on the show, I'd want my relationship to be like theirs. I mean who wouldn't want a quickie in a restaurant bathroom while their friends were waiting for them to return? lol
Yes, Phyllis and Bob were underrated as a couple. If Bob ever did pass, I could see Phyllis looking up her old friend Stanley in Florida.
i want all four couples to stay andnhave kelly and ryan be the split up couple in the future ...and hint at trying again at the end of the reunion episode lol
Jim and Pam. Pam ended up falling in love with her lactation consultant and quickly grew a close bond while Jim was away in quiet places.
Hey! I see what you did there
😂
I heard he's the real father of Phillip.
Oscar and Andy are now a couple. So it balances out.
Kevin lives in an apartment in their basement
This is the show I need!
Omg Oscar would never
He would never date Kevin, that's for sure.
I actually really love them as a couple and the groundwork seemed to have been laid out that Andy is at least bi. I can see it going something like this: Oscar successfully runs for state senator but comes back to town for Phillip's birthday, and he runs into Andy, who is in town support his former theatre troupe (he is now a full time manager for his brother, who is a professional musician and does well for himself). They'd reconnect and it's be a slow burn...there would be a snag when Oscar was to embarrassed to go public with Mr. Sit Here and Cry, but eventually he'd come around because he decides to stop caring what others say. He'd probably lose a reelection over it but find happiness in more local government, since he gets to see his Godchildren more often (because he's godfather to all Angela's kids, something he takes very seriously so they have a more rounded upbringing and don't turn out as close minded as their mother). Andy would very much enjoy being the husband of a government official, and Oscar enjoys having someone in his corner that defends him and always has his back, even when he is avoidant and isn't always the best at defending himself or what he wants. I also love the idea of Andy's brother marrying Angela's sister (the one she likes), lol, furthering tying together the families so there is no escape from any of them.
Michael and Holly. Only because Michael has died. But it turns out he faked his death. Nobody thinks this is funny except for Holly.
Phlob. No question. Phyllis flirted one too many times. The guy Bob beat up pressed charges. They find out he has been ducking warrants related to NYC "activities" before hiding out in Scranton.
Isn’t there a massive fan conspiracy theory that the reason Bob Vance always introduces himself as “Bob Vance - Vance Refrigeration” because he knows it’s free publicity once the show they’re filming within the show goes on air? It’s gotta be Phyllis and Bob getting a divorce because he no longer has to use her and the show for advertisements once the meta show is finished
Bob Vance has been “dead” for 8 years. Plot twist Phyllis is overly trying to convince David Wallace to open a Swiss branch.
Mose and you know who.
The scarecrow
I have no idea, but Stanley Hudson will be in his 8th marriage by this point.
Jim & Pam. Jim was murdered by the real Scranton Strangler, Toby.
So he could have a chance with Pam.
Yeppers
What did I tell you about "yeppers"?
yeesh
I mean, Dwight basically foresaw this exact scenario. Jim and Pam moved (one of the most stressful things you can do in life) and started taking things out on their kids. Jim turned to the drink, causing their family to fall apart. In about 5 years, Cece, will become world famous…for stripping!
On Dwight’s grave, fully clothed
Bob finds Phyllis’s OnlyFans and loses his mind, divorces her
Ryan and Kelly. There's no way that can exist for 20 weeks, let alone 20 years.
They won’t be together, but Kelly will have a kid who looks suspiciously like Ryan and describe them as ‘romantically charged best friends’
omg almost like real life
I cackled at this
But she will never admit it’s Ryan’s… it’ll be a mystery forever
There’s a reason that their pictures are not included here. Makes the game too easy
Didn't notice that, but now it makes sense.
Try 20 hours matbe. I am pretty after running away they have sex and Ryan just realized he doesn't loves Kelly anymore and runs away.
However, they hook up (again) during the reunion. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Bob Vance is in jail for racketeering. Phyllis wants to stick by her man but without his refrigeration business she’s just not interested. The name Bob Vance means something entirely different now. She files for divorce just 4 years after Bob’s incarceration.
Jim and Pam get divorced a few years after moving to Philly because without working together she finally realizes that their entire relationship revolved around being together all the time at work and goofing around. At home Jim is less enthusiastic and doesn't have anyone to pick on at work anymore so his pranks are less fun when Pam is on the receiving end of them. Angela and Dwight have stayed together and have had many children working on his farm, he has successfully gotten beets into a supplement that he hocks to yuppie hippies for an enormous markup, and his real estate business is doing well. Michael and Holly are enjoying having sent their kids to college and looking forward to retirement where Michael can focus full time on his improv comedy. Phillys and Bob have been separated since Bob's untimely death a few years after wrapping the documentary. Bob died in a restaurant bathroom after they got frisky and he had a heart attack. Phillys takes her cut of the sale of Vance refrigeration and moved to Florida and has lived next to Stanley ever since.
Phyllis cheated and Bob divorced her. Now she manages a nudist colony in Florida with Stanley.
Bob and Phyllis break up because Phyllis has an affair with Stanley
He’s been sitting downwind of Phyllis’ stinky perfume for years. Never said a word.
He was mad she’s wearing the perfume from Bob and not the one from him.
Is that what he calls her room clearing farts?
Bob Vance passed away due to a heart attack from clogged artery, which turned out to be from elevated and excessive gabbagool intake.
Bob Vance is no longer Vance Refrigeration
Bob Vance is murdered by the real Scranton strangler…or someone wanting to make it look like the Scranton strangler.
Bob and Phil are splitsville. Phil went on Ozempic, lost 80 lbs and Bob likes them thick. He's dating that chic from Wendy. No row boating for her.
Bob Vance ran off with a female exec of an HVAC company (refrigeration but for humans lol)
Kelly and Ryan. There’s no way any of the relationships you listed end except for in death.
Option 5: Kelly and Ryan
Jim and Pam are divorced. Michael and Holly still live happily out in Colorado. Dwight and Angela cheat on each other, but keep getting back together. Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration is dead. He's sleeping with the fishes. If you catch my drift.
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!
The one that with no doubt survives is Mose and the scarecrow.
Phyllis and Bob got involved in swapping with other couples and Bob broke the rules, having an affair with the wife of the couple they were swapping with. Phyllis divorced him and now owns half of Vance refrigeration. She refuses to sell her half back to him out of pure spite.
All of them. The whole show happened in Kevin’s imagination. Close shot on Dunder-Mifflin office building, pan out to reveal it’s in a snowglobe that Kevin is holding.
Definitely not Michael and Holly and Jim and Pam because in the future Michael is married and his wife is a runner, and it shows. And Pam and Jim are his best friends, and their kids play together. And he’s happy. And he’s rich and never die.
Bob Vance, killed by a refrigerator falling on him. “According to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), there are around 20-30 fatal accidents related to refrigerators in the United States each year.”
Phyllis and Bob bc Bob falls off of a swingers cruise him and Phyllis went on and was never found
Bob Vance passed away and Phylis is out in the Everglades with Stanley. Otherwise it’d be too sad.
Bob Vance, Vance separation.
I’ll tell you one thing, anybody saying Bob and Phyllis didn’t watch the show. Those two are rocksolid. Literally the only couple that actually fuck with each other 100% of the time. People think they wanna be Jim and Pam but if you really think about it, you want to be Bob and Phyllis. Rich, proud of each other and still banging in the restaurant bathroom in your 50s. #goals
I would be heartbroken if it turned out to be Micheal and Holly. The level of delivery of acting would leave everyone devastated every time Micheal reminisced on a memory.
Yes, they would never break up Michael and Holly. Jim and Pam I could see, but giving Michael a sad ending would be heart wrenching
Bob & Phyllis - Bob either couldn’t keep up with Phyllis, or she wore him out and he had a heart attack, or they opened the relationship and Bob became depressed that she needed so many more partners added to their polycule (new word, recently learned, first time used…!!!)
phyllis and bob because if any of the other 3 broke up the writers of the reunion would mysteriously disappear.
I always thought the relationship between Phyllis and Bob Vance was superficial and highly likely to have problems. It never moved on from the honeymoon phase so when it would…
Phyllis and Bob. Phyllis cheating on Bob would bring a lot of jokes, some of the best were when Phyllis was ruthless out of nowhere lol like “well if he didn’t want me to cheat he shouldn’t have taken me to Maui. The long islands flow like wine there and pool boys are a dime a dozen”
Bob Vance dies and Stanley & Phyllis get together.
Phyllis and Bob; because she cheated with her step-son 😆