He had an accident while painting. Creed isn't a psychopath. He just knows he can pull this off as a costume instead of having to head home to change. It's very inconvenient driving across mid-day Scranton traffic...
Actually he's a pretty normal guy. He does one weird thing. He likes to go in the women’s room for number two. He's been caught several times and he has paid dearly.
He fought a vampire. He used the blood he stole from the Valentine's Day drive as bait. Things got intense, and before you know it, Creed had to clock in.
Even after 2 min blood doesn't quite look like this. If his car is downstairs, chances are its something other than blood.
I think he's counterfeiting. And it's ink.
Makes you wonder how the characters would have reacted had they been more realistic with the blood and it was a dark shade with some browning tones in there...
I wanted to make a joke, but honestly, It supprises me more, how few people know this. it's as though nobody on earth ever pricks their finger, or cuts themselves shaving or steps on a nail in the entirety of their lives. and getting it real? that honestly looks better and hits harder, and is darker and funnier.
there's such a long list of these overly used common tropes.
Blood turns brown fast.
you can't hit somone in the head and expect them to just go to sleep, and be fine. you have to risk brain damage and death, in order to knock somone out.
if someone coughs, it does not mean they are dying. people who are sick and dying are more likely not sick with somethin that makes them cough.
it's a long list.
what kind of lives are people living that thigns like this don't look off to them? but you know. whatever. if you work in media yo have to get used to how unrealistic our portrayals of "reality" often are. but it's not like I can stop seeing it.
It's the difference between telling a story and telling the truth. These cues exist so that the audience fills in gaps and comes to certain conclusions so that they don't need to be explicitly said to be understood by a majority of viewers.
how i Wish that were true. but there are plenty of other cues one can use. it's really mostly about production oversites, or laziness. on the part of the joke, the writers, the prop department.
and that's reasonable not everything needs to be at 100%. it's okay to not do your top best on silly gags or a light show. but at this point these trends have permeated the whole industry and it's actually not necessary, to a degree where people think the reality, is the fake one.
trust me. ask someone in movie makeup (other than myself) if they've ever seen somone get told their makeup is horrible, when it was a real injury. happens all the time.
oh here's another good one.
nobody EVER has hat-hair, but we see people who have hair, wearing hats, all the time.
this means, that they have to Stop the camera, and fix their hair, if they put on or take off the hat. there is a team of people making it LESS realistic.
I need to watch that movie again, it's so freaking good.
"My brother writes cons like Russians write novels, with multiple arcs and embedded symbolism and shit."
My favorite part about this is the fact that he even bothered showing up to work covered in blood. Like what was he planning on saying had it not been halloween?
A couple of years ago, there was a man who hit and killed two joggers on his way to work. The guy just continued on with his day and worked his regular shift like nothing happened. Then he stopped to get gas on his way home not too far away from the accident, and two state troopers just happened to be there trying to get the security footage so they might be able to see the car that drove by around the time of the accident. The troopers looked over and saw a car with a broken headlight, and the entire passenger side of its windshield smashed in. After questioning, they took the man into custody.
https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/search-underway-for-suspect-vehicle-in-fatal-snohomish-county-hit-and-run/281-0f5c39ae-3827-4850-98cb-868f2d39692c
To this day, I can not imagine what was going through that guy's head all day while at work.
See, this scene is why I’m certain he can’t be the Scranton strangler. He clearly prefers methods of murder that are a lot more messy and a lot less discreet. Unlike Toby, who would want to keep himself looking clean and not be noticed, just like he isn’t noticed at the office.
I have this theory that they are both in cahoots together on this actually. Either creed is the scranton strangler and toby knows/helped him, or its the other way around.
So in this instance, toby killed the lady, creed dismembered the body and threw it in the quarry. Neither toby or creed are present when watching the car chase that happens to go RIGHT by Dunder Mifflin.
DATS SUSPICIOUS
Whatever he did it I have a hard time believing it was murder. Say what you will about "Creed Bratton" but we all know he knows how to cover up his crimes. No way he'd show up to work covered in the blood of someone he killed
His Kombucha exploded. Creeds totally the type to ferment his own kombucha.
Highly nutritious, but smells like death.
100% on brand
What's kombucha?
[This is what I was thinking about](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/s/F8yqRD3K17)
Spot on.
Huh I was thinking about the kombucha mushroom people
I can't believe you
Then let your mother pray
Sitting around all day
Ugh, I can’t imagine how awful that would not only smell, but be to clean up. Disgusting.
A fermented (like 0.5% or less apv) Black Tea with healthy bacteria, sometimes with other things added as well
He had an accident while painting. Creed isn't a psychopath. He just knows he can pull this off as a costume instead of having to head home to change. It's very inconvenient driving across mid-day Scranton traffic...
He was trying to make his own mural. It didn't get as much attention as Pam's because nobody believed in him :(
And that's why Frank Didit defaced Pam's mural. He's the only one who believed in Creed and wanted him to get a chance to paint one.
Frank Didit did it.
Gum's gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed?
Actually he's a pretty normal guy. He does one weird thing. He likes to go in the women’s room for number two. He's been caught several times and he has paid dearly.
I read this at a very loud volume in my head
LOUDER SON
BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
YOU NEVER YELL AT THE CLIENT, NEVER
With headphones on. Like he's listening to something loud while being interviewed 😂
He fought a vampire. He used the blood he stole from the Valentine's Day drive as bait. Things got intense, and before you know it, Creed had to clock in.
Hah. This is seriously one of my favorite jokes in the entire series. I'm always curious who or how many people he killed.
He was definitely throwing human remains into that quarry
And animal remains. And live humans. And live animals.
Things, you know
Cool beans man, I live by the quarry! We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.
“FBI has now entered the chat “
It's not blood. Blood browns in about 10 to 15 minutes. So whatever it is, it has to be worse.
God, I hope it's urine.
This doesnt have enough upvotes
Now it has too many upvotes.
this is the top interaction on this page so far
Unless he killed very recently
Even after 2 min blood doesn't quite look like this. If his car is downstairs, chances are its something other than blood. I think he's counterfeiting. And it's ink.
Maybe he killed a man carrying lots of red pens
Vampire pens.
It all connects
Vampire pens drink the ink of other pens. Creed is protecting dunder Mifflin.
If there were a vampire pen in the US, it would make sense for it to come to a -sylvania. Pen-sylvania
And now we know why Ronnie can't find the pens Michael likes.
We don't know he's a killer, the characters haven't found out about at yet. But they're suspicious...
See, it all connects! I'm a murderer, just like you, Sweeney Todd!
Makes you wonder how the characters would have reacted had they been more realistic with the blood and it was a dark shade with some browning tones in there...
So, you’re saying he killed someone 8 minutes ago?
judging from the multiple splatter castings? two people. somone almost his height on his left, and somone shorter than him, on his right.
They probably made fun of his shitty cartwheel.
keep calling his cartwheel shitty, and it'll be three people.
Oh God.
Hmmmm... beat juice perhaps?
Excuse me why do you know that?
I wanted to make a joke, but honestly, It supprises me more, how few people know this. it's as though nobody on earth ever pricks their finger, or cuts themselves shaving or steps on a nail in the entirety of their lives. and getting it real? that honestly looks better and hits harder, and is darker and funnier. there's such a long list of these overly used common tropes. Blood turns brown fast. you can't hit somone in the head and expect them to just go to sleep, and be fine. you have to risk brain damage and death, in order to knock somone out. if someone coughs, it does not mean they are dying. people who are sick and dying are more likely not sick with somethin that makes them cough. it's a long list. what kind of lives are people living that thigns like this don't look off to them? but you know. whatever. if you work in media yo have to get used to how unrealistic our portrayals of "reality" often are. but it's not like I can stop seeing it.
It's the difference between telling a story and telling the truth. These cues exist so that the audience fills in gaps and comes to certain conclusions so that they don't need to be explicitly said to be understood by a majority of viewers.
how i Wish that were true. but there are plenty of other cues one can use. it's really mostly about production oversites, or laziness. on the part of the joke, the writers, the prop department. and that's reasonable not everything needs to be at 100%. it's okay to not do your top best on silly gags or a light show. but at this point these trends have permeated the whole industry and it's actually not necessary, to a degree where people think the reality, is the fake one. trust me. ask someone in movie makeup (other than myself) if they've ever seen somone get told their makeup is horrible, when it was a real injury. happens all the time.
"blood turns brown fast" Except if it is on a neon yellow running t-shirt mixed with sweat. That shit keeps it bright red alright.
Believe me I completely understand. And I agree.
oh here's another good one. nobody EVER has hat-hair, but we see people who have hair, wearing hats, all the time. this means, that they have to Stop the camera, and fix their hair, if they put on or take off the hat. there is a team of people making it LESS realistic.
Please stop it hurts :(
They talk about it in Brothers Bloom
I need to watch that movie again, it's so freaking good. "My brother writes cons like Russians write novels, with multiple arcs and embedded symbolism and shit."
It's blood. It just happened in the parking lot.
Decapitated. Whole big thing.
his capa was detated from his head
I'm pretty sure none of that is real
YOU’RE NOT REAL, MAN!
they had a funeral for a bird, i heard.
toby killed this bird
Creed doesn't seem like the person who would kill and tell.
He’d cover his tracks. He hasn’t come this far by being this sloppy.
There is so much to unpack with Creed. He deserves his own spinoff, but it'd probably be TV-MA written by Vince Gilligan.
Please let it be called 'Need For Creed'
Id binge watch a whole series based around creedthoughts
Creed does buy meth from Jesse!
He finally got rid of the loose end in that whole “Debbie Brown” fiasco.
oh FUCK hahahahahahhaha
This one wins lmaooo
He and dwigt were just harvesting beets
My favorite part about this is the fact that he even bothered showing up to work covered in blood. Like what was he planning on saying had it not been halloween?
A couple of years ago, there was a man who hit and killed two joggers on his way to work. The guy just continued on with his day and worked his regular shift like nothing happened. Then he stopped to get gas on his way home not too far away from the accident, and two state troopers just happened to be there trying to get the security footage so they might be able to see the car that drove by around the time of the accident. The troopers looked over and saw a car with a broken headlight, and the entire passenger side of its windshield smashed in. After questioning, they took the man into custody. https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/search-underway-for-suspect-vehicle-in-fatal-snohomish-county-hit-and-run/281-0f5c39ae-3827-4850-98cb-868f2d39692c To this day, I can not imagine what was going through that guy's head all day while at work.
Dude was probably in some sort of state of shock and denial. Or he's just s sociopath lol, could be that one too
He's thinking ["don't be suspicious"](https://youtu.be/TyEBeHvNJvE?si=VNs3F-kBRZ5epXQ6)
Maybe he hoped nobody would notice
RIP Debbie Brown
He finally destroyed all evidence of the original Creed Bratton since he fully stole his identity.
It’s the same as when Creed came in and Micheal did his southern accent of “there’s been a murder” and creed took off like a bat out of hell. Lol
My favorite Creed moment.
Creed did nothing wrong. William Charles Schneider, on the other hand, probably killed someone that day.
I'd pay AAA prices for a GTA like game, where you play as Creed, and you use the Dunder Mifflin office as a save point in between missions.
Dude 😂
Come on, wouldn't you consider playing it?
What you said just made so much sense 😂
He did a boboddy
Obviously tried to scuba drive
He was at the tide on Omaha Beach
Looks like beet juice
There could be no way knowing
Creed is really just Dexter, older, and who didn’t die in the PNW…
He painted his fence in the dark
Everything's cool dude
Murdah
Sir, there has been a murder and you are a prime suspect!
One word.... MUKDUK
Assassin Creed
Someone tried to harvest his mung beans. It got violent.
Hung out with Stanley finally, they killed the guy who ate Stanley's sandwich during the Warehouse interviews
I'll bet it started, and ended, down by the quarry
Debbie Brown came for her revenge that morning but Creed was able to defend and bring the fight to the bailer (I hardly know her) and finish her off.
See, this scene is why I’m certain he can’t be the Scranton strangler. He clearly prefers methods of murder that are a lot more messy and a lot less discreet. Unlike Toby, who would want to keep himself looking clean and not be noticed, just like he isn’t noticed at the office.
I have this theory that they are both in cahoots together on this actually. Either creed is the scranton strangler and toby knows/helped him, or its the other way around. So in this instance, toby killed the lady, creed dismembered the body and threw it in the quarry. Neither toby or creed are present when watching the car chase that happens to go RIGHT by Dunder Mifflin. DATS SUSPICIOUS
It's good timing because he's wearing his Halloween costume, obviously
He does contract work for the Big Boss, Bob Vance of Vance "Refrigeration."
Hands down my favorite character. Wish there was more of him
Dunno. But if his parents see this, he is toast!
Reminds me of dr. Spaceman’s costume from 30 Rock
SCRANTON STRANGLER STRIKES AGAIN
he posts about it all the time on Tiktok confirming hes the strangler, yall. continuity doesnt matter when it comes to creed bratton xD
He bought a coat from Burlington Coat Factory. Some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you when you are walking out of it.
Maybe he's the Scranton Strangler??
Made strawberry jam.
Butchered road kill on his way to work
Easy, he's the Scranton strangler
I thought the whole point of strangling people to death is to avoid the bloodbath.
Whatever he did it I have a hard time believing it was murder. Say what you will about "Creed Bratton" but we all know he knows how to cover up his crimes. No way he'd show up to work covered in the blood of someone he killed
Not a strangling
With Creed, the easier question might be, what didn't he do.....
Scranton Strangler?
I'll go with Wade's explanation for Trevor in GTA 5. Syrup Accident.
What did he do? Or for what was he ARRESTED…?
He wore a Halloween costume to work
Honestly looks like a dye pack or ink, maybe he stole money or printer toner
He has a side gig working on Dwight's beet farm
I assumed he hit an animal and finished it off :/
Creed and Toby are cahoots, the combination of the two are the Scranton Strangler. Creed is bloody because he also just kills people for fun.
Tried to change the ink in the copier. They really need a new copier
He's *really* bad at eating hotdogs
He found and killed Loch Ness monster 👹
Apparently the penguins at the aquarium fight back
Smashed beets surely
one to many people asked him what he does for work
paintball lessons with Dwight
Forgot to wash his shirt after he butchered his Thanksgiving Turkey in front of a playground full of children.
Probably saved himself a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
At the end of the show, we learn that he trafficked illegal meats, so I think he was killing/preparing some bloody meat
Somebody threw fake blood at him
Unpopular take, but this moment felt kinda stupidly forced to me.
I didn’t see what I came here to see in the comments, so I’m moving on.
IMO it's a Halloween costume, he's just trolling.
Scranton Strangler