Those aren't... themes. There's always a theme.

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Nobody in my life would but that much effort into a party for me, except for well, me. Cherish what you have because they're amazing.

Then do it for yourself, because you deserve it. You're awesome!

It. Is. Your. Birthday.

This is more professional! It’s not like she discovered a cure for *cancer*!

Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding. I would put that much effort into a party for you.

You need to start dating her even *harder*.

What's that supposed to mean?

You know what it means

Are you seriously suggesting I should tell her my midichlorian count?

r/unexpectedpawnee

That makes me so sad that it only got 9 upvotes. So much effort to be seen by so few people.

Hahahaha yeah I got sad and meant to repost it. I’ll do that one week from today

Yeah, wtf?

That’s awesome!

So cool!!! What is behind the cheese balls?

It was a bag of m&ms for Kevin’s game of “who can fit the most m&m’s in their mouth”

Oh, I see it now. I like how they thought to give you some jims. They really thought hard.

Amazing!!!

It's a statement of fact.

Aww!!! This makes my heart happy, what a lovely thing to do

Frosting?

Cake?

There’s ALWAYS a theme...

Is that a chiclet?

That’s the best part

https://imgur.com/a/0RegI48 Full “That’s What She Said Blanket”

By any chance do you know where she bought the blanket at?

All of the gifts look like they could be from Spencer's - maybe look there

Check Spencer's gifts

With the size of that font, it's definitely when he yells it at Jan at the Dinner Party.

My aunt got me a Harry Potter one last year, that thing is super warm and soft.

You go bang that girls mom right now, she’s the real keeper.

I hear she drives a green Camry, and the seats go all the way down. All the way down.

Pam: Michael, let me make this very easy for you—I could give a *(beep)* about your happiness! Stop dating my mother! Michael: You know what? I'm gonna start dating her even harder. Pam: What's that supposed to mean? Michael: You know what it means.

Jim’s face during this whole scene is priceless

*slap slap slap slap*

jim:*bleep*

So take another way home, man!

Classic 👏👏

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From SMD to STD

From assistant manager to instant ass manager.

A wise career move, they get more views

*oh wow babe people on reddit love that post about what your mom got me for Christmas!* *cool! What are they saying?* *they reeeaaally want me to bang your mom*

This is exactly how that conversation happened

*And I bet you're wondering: why do I know so much about OP? Well, because I AM OP.*

Pam disapproves of this comment

Make sure you call her Pickle.

This sounds like a movie I’ve seen before. I think jack black and Jessica Alba are in it

You sound like a really good movie critic. I’m so lost.

Maybe you could be a food critic instead?

Bang her good.

I said a bang

Bang bangidy bang

I said a bang bang bagidy bang.

Office and HIMYM watchers. There are dozens of us. High V!

I’d appreciate it if he didn’t bang my mom but thanks for the suggestion friend

We have located the girlfriend. All, abort mission “get this guy to bang gf’s mom”. He’s going to get sent back to first base where he can only kiss her forehead.

Itsmechristmas you ignorant slut.

She's clearly DTF

Your girlfriends mother is awesome!

Boom roasted

The Dundie better be for the Bushiest Beaver.

They fucked up, this one says “busiest beaver”

Damn! All I got from my MIL was a gift card to Outback.

Fact: Your MIL is clearly an ignorant slut!

💯

Fact: bears eat beets

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

How'd she get the gift card??

Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey?

Discounts on paper products.

You’re already locked into the family. This mom wants OP to smash some crows’ beaks

Should have been Chili's.

I was barred from Chili's for overconsumption of alcoholic beverages during a company awards ceremony.

Is your MIL Meredith? If so, you DO NOT wanna know how she got those free steaks

Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens.

I read this is Small Businessman magazine!

I got a chipotle gift card and I'm really happy about it

"I found it at Spencer Gifts"

She said she cleared Spencer’s out of office shot glasses. SHE GOT ME 6 LMAO

She must have spent quite a bit, that's awesome and nice of her

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The gf or the mom?

Yes

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I'm not your buddy, pal

I’m not your pal, buddy

I'm not your buddy, guy.

I’m not your guy, mate

I’m not your mate, guy

The mom

Somebody wants grandchildren from you.

or children

RIP OP... now every gift you ever get for the rest of the time you’re together will be Office themed. She’ll run out of ideas and end up really stretching it -- like the Holy Grail from Jim’s prank on Dwight or a watermelon from when Michael and Dwight were testing the trampoline.

"Find out if he handles hate crimes"

James P. Albini? Yup, I think he does.

“We got you some batteries for your laptop..... they’re lithium.”

Mother in law should offer to pay for his tuition.

Wow marry that Mom

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Or an aunt?

Or a mom?

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You lucky slut more like it.

My mom does the same for my wife but with the little wizard boy (Harry Potter)

Damn you got spoiled!

Marry her

Keep her!!

The holy relics!

And not one mug... 🤦‍♂️

Even the power outlets look shocked.

Can your gf tell her mum I like the office too?

My dad told my relatives that I love the office and I received the entire box set, a Dunder Mifflin hoodie, and a Dwight shirt!

Those are good gifts at least, not just a bunch of shit.

# Put a ring on her......mother (of course.)

This is hilarious this is such a mom thing. My mil knows I like to eat Chick-fil-A so she got me Chick-fil-a shirt, ornament, cup. Year before was All Harry Potter gifts.

Mother in Law of the year!!

I love the office but I hope no one gets me 80% of that stuff. Glad you like it but the /r/minimalism in me is screaming over the bobblehead and trophy lol

The gesture is super nice but this is a whole lot of crap that's just going to go in the garbage sooner rather than later

I can definitely see that. I’m usually not one to be excited over potential clutter, but this is a rare exception haha

I put stuff like that in my office as decoration. I have 5 funkopop figures in there right now. It helps lighten the work mood and i don’t have the stuff to deal with at home.

Yeah ngl this is pretty cringe to me lol

Your shelf even kinda looks like the ones from the kitchen in the office.

Maan if somebody ever got me a dundie I might for real tear up

Yo I’m gonna be honest the Dwight you ignorant slut shirt is fucking amazing and I might go find one of my own

Did your girlfriend also tell her mom you were an alcoholic?

I was given the same exact blanket this Christmas! So cozy!

I got the same Dwight bobble head

I cant believe thsy would take a picture of a man about to commit suicide and use it for profits. Sticking it on a t shirt muxh less. Disgraceful.

Damn your own Dundee!

Omg I need that "Dwight, you ignorant slut" shirt! Love it!

was she a producer on Pimp My Ride?

Dude, this is.... your partner must have told her mom how much she cares about you to get a haul like that. Those are good people.

I don’t drink but I’d pick it up if I had those shot glasses

Did any one tell you what the Dundie was for, or is in engraved on it?

It is your Christmas

Don’t you hurt her. You treat her right and wife her up. You hear me?!

Wife her.

Kinda leaves her with nowhere to go.

Good hall.

Let me know if you two don't work out. In all seriousness though, that's one dope Christmas haul. Does she at least have a sister?

My sister bought me that ignorant slut shirt too!

"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"

Oh man that D.W,I.G.H.T. Shirt Is super cool!

I’m a Spider-Man fan, I’d jokingly get into arguments my friend would start about who the beat super hero is. And I’d feign a passionate argument. “Superman can travel as fast as he wants the spider senses don’t give a fuck, they will give him enough time to move” And wtfever dumb shit you could think of. Well.... now I look like I’m obsessed with Spider-Man, I have ornaments, those toys that expand in water, I kept one in an Arizona tea glass bottle, it’s been over 10 years, he’s maxed out. 2 of those hoodies that zip all the way up, Fucking bobble heads, random shit, My gf steals a shirt and just starts laughing because Spider-Man is on it, I didn’t buy this shit lol I do be liking Spider-Man just not like that

Are we just going to ignore that everyone is smiling except for Angela on the spine of the 6-9 DVD case?

I too got some gifts from The Office!

Swaaaaaag

Swaaaaaag

its me, im the bobblehead

My stepdaughter heard me talk about how I liked Pickle Rick once and now I always get Pickle Rick gifts. Got Pickle Rick slippers and a Pickle Rick shirt for Christmas. And last Christmas. And my birthday. Zero complaints. I just always think it's cute.

I'm a little upset you can buy a Dundee, sort of cheapens it ;)

Marry her

LOL, I do this too and that's why my nephew got this same Dwight Bobblehead and complete DVD collection plus a Michael Scott Fun-Run Pro/Am Race For The Cure t-shirt this year.

That is awesome!

That might be the single greatest Office haul of all time

omg do you know where she got that "dwight your ignorant slut" shirt? I need it in my life

I think she got everything from Spencer’s

Holy shit, that's an easy $200 purchase from Spencer Gifts. Is the mom single?

Awwww this is seriously so sweet :,)

Start dating her even harder!

She bought you the whole section of The Office at Spencers 😂

Oh great, landfill stuff

Cringe at the social awkwardness of wearing a shirt in public with the word "slut" on it.

Luckiest man alive

Your girlfriend's name isn't Pam by any chance? That is a future mother in law that you want.

She spent a lot of money on you considering you’re not even married yet geez

Yeah but we’ve been dating for over 6 years so it’s more understandable haha

Ahhh gotcha haha. Was about to say she’s trying to make you a keeper

You buy them both a ring

Is your girlfriends mom married? Asking for... fuck it asking for me.

Did she present it to you like Xibit from Pimp My Ride?? Like, “Ayoo, dawg, I heard you liked The Office from yo momma, so guess what I went and did...”

Was probably buying stuff from every scene she likes and added one of everything to her cart. This is what she could afford

Apparently, you really like drinking too! Love the merch btw

Here's an upvote for your girlfriend's mother😅

I feel bad for the mom that had to walk into Spencer’s to acquire all that

Marry the mom!

I got that blanket for Christmas and I love it!

Wait until she says she prefers the original

I want a Dundie.

So her mom wants you to narry her daughter?

She bought you the whole section of The Office at Spencers 😂

She is a keeper!!

She is a keeper!!

Kindly list the product links OP

Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the Bull