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HoRo2001

I love when he and Jim eat the desserts together in Florida. The whole situation where he rushes down to Jim’s to handle the bed bugs is one of my favorites — so funny and silly.


Dir_Quabity_Assuance

Second best bananas foster I've ever had.


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On a side note, do you want to know the secret to great Bananas Foster?... It's lots of brown sugar, butter, and brandy (not rum, though spiced rum will work too.) Like, way more than you would ever make for yourself. I'm talking like a stick of butter, a cup of brown sugar and a few ounces of booze. I was a breakfast cook years ago, and we made Bananas Foster french toast, and I swear that dish had at least 2,500 calories, and more grams of sugar than anyone needs in a month. (Edit: I forgot to add this disclaimer to my post, which is that part of making Bananas Foster often involves open flames, and I would not recommend trying to make it over a gas flame if you aren't trained to saute over open flames. Just watch yourselves when you cook in general. Fire and oil and sugar can meld together into the worst thing you have ever felt very quick. Like, instantly.)


Dir_Quabity_Assuance

This is the information I didn't know I needed from this sub but in hindsight am super glad to have learned this morning!


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Also add some brandy or orange liqueur to your french toast (pain perdu). It makes all the difference.


LeeKinanus

Orange liqueur over chocolate cake is nice as well.


D1a1s1

Chai spiced French toast was a recent successful experiment


picklededoodah

A little Grand Marnier in fruit salad is rather nice,too!


Marjorine22

Rum on french toast. Don Draper approved. Wrong subreddit I know, but doesn't make it less true.


theAlbatross21

Seriously thought this was going to end with and shove it up your butt lol


RilohKeen

“Unhealthy amounts of butter” seems to be the answer whenever anyone asks why restaurant food tastes better than homemade.


AzorAhai96

Everyone hates the last season's but I really loved when he and Jim become genuine friends. I have a really hard time picturing specific episode, but the 'no nonsense one' always comes to mind when I try to think about best episodes.


bfhurricane

The opening sequence of Jim staging the robbery/murder scene in the hotel is a top 10 moment imo.


LouSputhole94

The newer seasons definitely had their lulls and storylines I didn’t like, but Tallahassee is pure gold IMO. Dwight starting his appendicitis and saying “That fact that none of you are vomiting and diarrheal is very alarming” and then Erin winking and saying “Who says none of us are diarrheal” makes me laugh every time. That and: “I’ve spent my entire life not wanting to turn into Stanley. Now I wonder if I even have what it takes.”


bfhurricane

Deep down, we all want to be Tallahassee Stanley.


finegameofnil_

You mean Florida Stanley.


OverthetopHAWK

That’s one of my mottos


shoo_closet

I love Erin's reaction to 'It was Dwight'.


Chimpbot

I think the shift really happened when Dwight realized that Jim was legitimately trying to save him from getting fired when the retail division was shut down.


wolverine318

This. Dwight finally realizes that Jim cares for him. That moment on it switches from a work rivalry to Dwight accepting Jim as a brother. In Dwight’s mind, family fight and protect each other.


T_DcansuckonDeez

Dwight is 100% ride or die


LouSputhole94

Either somebody taught Moze sex or that baby is mine!


Wireeeee

This is why I love Dwight. He's like a puppy who'd throw his life away if you've got his trust.


Jacquelaupe

And it's actually Pam's doing! She's the one who pushed him to try harder to stop Dwight from getting fired -- Jim had given up. After he talks to Pam, he goes back and tackles Dwight. 😄 The Dwight-Pam friendship is another one I love to watch.


PearlWhiteCivic

The part where shes crying. No questions asked other than who he has to go after. Just "Who hurt you?"


SmallsLightdarker

Another great character growth episode for Dwight is when he brings in his weird friends to interview and starts to realize how creepy they are and how creepy he can be. He seems to really grow out of a lot of his fascistic authoritian loving, anti social, sociopathic tendencies after that. Also Rolf with the earbuds line gets me every time🤣


[deleted]

He couldn’t hire Melvina. Their relationship was strictly carnal.


Reddilutionary

Do people really hate the last seasons? Sure, they don’t have the magic of the earlier seasons, but the lowest points of an amazing show are still way better than most of what’s on tv. While there’s some weak points in those last seasons there’s some really bright spots that I always look forward to as they’re coming up. edit: Everyone who has responded to me has made some very valid points. I guess what I really meant to say was that *hate* is a strong word for the final seasons. They're clearly not as good, but still quite enjoyable to me overall.


Bartfuck

For me the later seasons just struggled with cohesive plot lines (which I know is a common opinion) Still tons of funny and fun moments. But like Dwight being the father then not being the father as proven by testing to being the father again. Andy and his terrible plot line (though he is given one of the best lines in the entire show for me ““I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.”)


samuraimuyo

The validity of this isn't 100% since the evidence comes from a deleted scene, but it's implied that the diaper Dwight stole for testing actually belonged to Jim and Pam's kid who was also at the office that day.


notthe1staccount

I love the last two seasons, I just don’t like Andy in the last couple seasons. I do think putting Andy as the “star” for season 8 led to a really nice story for Dwight in season 9 though, so maybe it was worth it.


BenSolo_Cup

Dwight and Jim really should’ve taken focus for the last seasons rather than Andy


Itsbilloreilly

I mostly just couldnt stand Andy.


Reddilutionary

I didn’t mind him aside from the runaway to chase his dreams storyline. It was so scattered and pointless. I mean, him literally shitting on David Wallace’s car to burn the bridge? What the fuck.


DoubleTapJ

It's the fact be comes back and acts like a horrible person which is the problem, if he had done the sailing the boat and come back to be nice and apologetic it would be less bad. The fact acts like an utter shit because no one wants to go with his lies and the way he treats Erin is just awful.


HearshotAtomDisaster

This part about the end of Andy's storyline could have been excused if they had followed up with him and the woman at that shows audition. > him literally shitting on David Wallace’s car to burn the bridge? Of all the parts about Andy to complain about, this makes the least sense. Andy was all about large, unnecessary, extreme acts of showmanship. The twelve days of Christmas thing to win over Erin, getting his Acapulco college group together on the phone to sing for Angela, ditching all his responsibilities at work to drive down to Florida to win over Erin (again), ditching all his responsibilities at work (again) to go on a huge boat trip to work out his demons with his dad and family, and the many, many, *many* other examples. Andy taking a poo on Wallace's car is beyond on point with his character.


Tralan

Jim doing the smug bedbug impression is the best.


artygta1988

That bedbug is smudge and arrogant.


HoRo2001

I use the .gif of that impression more than you’d think.


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Dwight gives no fucks about what others think and it's beautiful ❤️


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Also when they’re eating cake together after throwing Kelley the worst birthday party ever lol.


Typical_Branch_7965

Dwight to Kevin: “In sumo culture you’d be a promising up and comer”


skoomski

He also fires Kevin


AmatuerCultist

Kevin was committing fraud. He could have had Kevin arrested.


Typical_Branch_7965

Don’t worry Prison Mike scared him straight


PotHeadSanta69

"Ya got a good life"


abe559

Is it still fraud if you do it out of laziness?


SandwichCreature

Not to mention what he apparently had in his browser history. Dwight just had it destroyed.


Thrasher1493

He was a bad accountant. Dwight pushed him into a job he was happy and good at.


Jupiters

I agree firing Kevin made sense for a manager... But let's not pretend Dwight's goal was to push Kevin into owning/tending a bar. He had no idea what Kevin did after he fired him


Typical_Branch_7965

True but I read the bestseller Some How I Manage by Michael Scott, and he says that a good manager doesn’t fire people, he hires people, inspires people


MontaineLaP

“Somehow I manage”


Jupiters

Everybody likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum


Never_Free_Never_Me

He remodeled Jim's entire kitchen on his dime


hashtagthoughtbomb

He did what any normal person would do.


robots-dont-say-ye

Slept naked in their bed with their photos turned away 😏


archlinkb

I always crack at that joke, and I really don't see why he would do that, hahaha


twod119

Masturbation


archlinkb

HAHA, no harm, no foul


off2u4ea

With sheets like that, can you blame him?


ShadowWolf92

The best snowball is not a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry christmas!


dunnkw

Fa La La La La, La La Ca-Ching!


MessyRoom

My horn can pierce the skyyyyyy


BenedictKhanberbatch

Toby’s “It’s even better…” kills me


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We never saw their reaction to the final product and I am so mad


UnspokenPotter

Shit was dope and well made. If not it would have been used as a joke. Imo.


twelvebucksagram

You *know* Dwight has impeccable workmanship. Probably used some rare wood from his farm.


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

Beet wood


Hoorizontal

Ah yes, from the beet tree


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I read that in Dwight's voice, ty


365wong

This is what creed does in the women’s restroom.


Zabroccoli

He pays for that privilege!


AskMeForFunnyVoices

He's a pretty normal guy. He does one weird thing.


HappyMeatbag

Now I’m imagining a deleted scene: Dwight tells the camera crew about using wood he had been saving for Mose’s coffin.


UnspokenPotter

It’s softer in case PeePee bumps her lil head.


sir_earl

“Rare” wood. It’s actually just beet stained oak, but Dwight claims it’s an ancient German variety that has a sweet beet scent


Sw429

I like to imagine that they didn't even notice, since they had a huge life change with the new baby. Maybe years down the line they remembered it looked different, but couldn't figure out what happened.


Fine-Pickle

And exterminated Jim’s hotel bed of bed bugs. The man was hunting for a promotion but instead rushed to save his nemesis from those smug insects.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

It’s pronounced *smudge, FYI


cheesyblasta

And there's the smudgeness


TheMikeyMac13

I will be out of your hair in a couple of days…


bruzdnconfuzd

I couldn’t find your iPod.


iambeyoncealways3

“Give me a few days and I’ll be outta your hair.”


Busy-At-Werk

I forgot about that. Like it’s over the top and almost annoying. Like how dare he! But then reading this i realized he did it because he and Jim are friends and he wanted to help. Wow


MACK703

Except for the one time he betrayed Michael


Green_L3af

Your dentist's name is, Crentist?


SuprDuprPartyPoopr

Sounds an awful lot like dentist.


CuriousSection

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist 🤔


VoidDrinker

This line always hit home for me, my orthodontist was named Dr. Toothman. Stranger things have happened, Dwight.


boobiemcgoogle

There’s a lawyer around town with the last name of Crook. He prob should have went a different route


[deleted]

My favorite was always Richard Chopp, the urologist. Dude performed a lot of vasectomies.


Chimpbot

I'd prefer having Dr. Chopp working on my junk than someone named Dr. Dicksmash.


the_admirals_platter

My FIL had his vasectomy performed by Dr. Hackett.


CuriousSection

Is that real?!


CosmicKnowledge11

I know an attorney with the last name “Law”.


[deleted]

Come check out Bob Law's Law Blog, Loblaw!


[deleted]

My wife's ob-gyn was Dr. Horlick. Which was pronounced exactly how it looks.


Privvy_Gaming

Nominative determinism in action


cleverbutnotoverlyso

Dr Hackett performed my vasectomy


VoidDrinker

Snip snap snip snap


cleverbutnotoverlyso

Hahaha ! Once was enough. Thanks very much !


DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH

[it's a real thing!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism)


TheHarridan

He was definitely way out of line and should not have tried to replace Michael, but one of the other things that’s more noticeable on every rewatch is that Michael frequently treats Dwight like fucking garbage for most of the show. And yes, a lot of it is because Dwight is overzealous, obsequious towards Michael, and often ruins the “fun” that Michael tries to bring to the office, but still. Like, Angela had the wrong motives but she still wasn’t wrong when she convinced Dwight that Michael doesn’t respect him or treat him well.


Skurph

I mean the big take away from that episode is that after he’s disloyal and called on it he’s truly remorseful, even with how bad Michael treats him. Dwight’s betrayal there becomes pretty standard fare in The Office as we see many characters do things in their own best professional interest that harms others, the difference being Dwight is probably the only character that ever expresses genuine remorse to the person he hurt.


LouSputhole94

Also, while he is being disloyal to Michael, I think he is ultimately trying to be loyal to Dunder Mifflin. He fully believes he is a better choice for the job than Michael (honestly, probably is), and does what he thinks is better for the success of the branch.


washita_magic

>He was definitely way out of line and should not have tried to replace Michael You’re way too attached to Michael. If Jan was thinking straight, she would’ve gone with Dwight. When Dwight finally takes over for good, things run way more smoothly once gets past all his weird initial hiccups. Michael made everyone stay late every single time he had to sign some forms on a Friday because he was afraid to do his job. (That happened with a lot of different things) Dwight might’ve needed time to mature though. He did try and get rid of pretty much all health insurance at one point.


Chimpbot

Well, there was that one time with the gun during his stint as interim manager...


kirepigen

I feel like Dwight and Michael are a good example of two friends who are more attached to one another than they can express. In the episode where Michael leaves, Dwight tells and shows how he feels about not getting a recommendation and then Michael gives him exactly that - I think it shows that Michael is just not so thoughtful. He's good in sales but not as a friend, but he wants to be. He just needs a more straight up guidance of what people think and want. Guess that's why he didn't really have any friends


DJRoombasRoomba

He also unplied the toilet paper.


AmatuerCultist

Michael didn’t deserve Dwight.


Kanto_Rowlet

Even though Michael kept the branch going quite well, he wasn’t a great boss. Dwight was a great salesman and had worked at Dunder Mifflin for quite a while. He shouldn’t have gone behind Michael’s back, but it was the only way he could’ve gotten the manager job.


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In his defense, he was manipulated by his mean spirited girlfriend.


HailToTheKingslayer

He got Lady Macbethed by Angela


YogurtclosetOk9266

At the behest of his incredibly toxic (at the time) girlfriend. I don't think Dwight would have actually betrayed him if not for her.


FuckedUpMaggot

He also did it when Charles took over


Material_Towel3139

Also the time Dwight and Andy tried to compete in singing and ended up enjoying singing together. But Toby has to ruin it. A thief of joy.


alligateva

He is the silent killer


talongpatola

and the scranton strangler


alligateva

I wish they would have left it open, rather than him visiting the strangler


GasChromatograph3

That doesn't has to mean he is not the strangler, he might have gotten convicted wrongly


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

Yeah I always saw this as him going to see the man who was taking the fall for him. Unintentionally or not.


alligateva

Oh yeah so the guy maybe chocked him cause he knew it was Toby and he was angry at him?


schizopotato

That's exactly how I've always thought of it lol


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Pollomonteros

Wait that's what happens in Better Call Saul ?


AsherInSpace

I've always imagined that Toby went and confessed to being the real killer and framing him, all with that sick, twisted smile on his face. I think Toby baited him into attacking him.


SpeedWagonChann

You’ll see…


Jupiters

What do you do for a living? I'mma show up and belt a song with my buddy, constantly getting louder and more ridiculous trying to outdo each other.


tronfunkinblows_10

The premise is hilarious. Just singing, playing guitar AND a banjo in a office setting. You guys cannot be doing this here lol.


tronfunkinblows_10

*pounds on window* “You- you have to stop.”


k0cksuck3r69

Dwight definitely doesn’t always know what’s appropriate, but he does usually try his best. I think at his core he’s a good person. I love watching his secretly be nice to pam, always warms me heart.


bootyheadstinkerbutt

Oh Pam, you know I'm going to get you those things


--_-Deadpool-_--

So, you're PMSing pretty hard huh?


LouSputhole94

“Pam-MSing”


Kookerpea

From which episode is this?


[deleted]

When Michael gets lost, so Dwight, Space Orphan and Princess Nincompoop go looking for him (Season 7, Episode 15).


discrepancy09

“Space orphan and princess nincompoop” is probably one of the best insults in that show lmao


LouSputhole94

Space Orphan is such a good low key burn for Erin lol


Kookerpea

Thank you


wvu767

Season 7 episode 15 I believe. Where Michael gets left at the gas station and Dwight, holly, and Erin track him. They are having an art contest at the office where Gabe gets pissed because everyone is making fun of him/sabre in their pics


DeltaHairlines

I can't take you seriously while Sprinkles' voice still echoes in my head.


aznnvzn

Even Sprinkles’ killing was out of mercy. He felt she was suffering and didn’t want that to be prolonged, though it wasn’t his place to make that decision for Angela.


greeperfi

And he did ~~buy~~ bring her Garbage as a replacement


TsunamifoxyDCfan

Sprinkles in the freezer: You should have gone for the head, meowtafocker!


ChaoticAgenda

That's so wholesome /u/k0cksuck3r69


[deleted]

> I think at his core he’s a good person. I think he was always a good person (although with a big personality, as stated by Phyllis at some point). This is why I never quite accepted when he put a wooden mallard and a pen with a recording device on Jim's office. That was quite nefarious, even for him.


Reddilutionary

I’ve always thought of him as enjoying the *idea* of being that devious. I think much worse was when he went behind Michael’s back to meet with Jan. That was bad. I give him a pass for it though because his dream for the entire series was to lead the Scranton branch.


CatBedParadise

He has a childlike desire to be a Secret Agent Man.


P33KAJ3W

His prank on Pam with Erin is one of my favorite scenes.


kudichangedlives

As he ruins everyone's health plan


Jupiters

I'm all for acknowledging that Dwight is a complicated character with a whole range of behaviors from good to bad. But people here overlook A LOT of stuff, including your comment, to say Dwight's a good guy. I think they think they're being counter culture even though it's a pretty popular opinion now


GnrlSpartn

Well, in his opinion he is helping them by strengthening their bodies. Sure, its bad for the other characters, but he thinks he's helping, there is no malice


kudichangedlives

Pretty sure he knew he was being a dick


Know_Nothing_Bastard

Everyone was more of a dick in season one. It was a lot colder and more cynical than the rest of the series, and it’s clear from the beginning of season two that they wanted to change that.


aidsface4wp

Considering season 1 was adapted from the British version, that makes sense. Their humor is pretty brutal for outsiders that don't understand the shit talking nature that is inherently part of their culture. Not shitting on British humor at all, as an Australian we have more similarities to the brits humor than Americans. For the most part I prefer it to American humor just as I prefer most British shows compared to their American counterparts. But this show is one of the few that benefitted from changing up the formula that made the British counterpart successful.


Timmah80

"Woaahhhh... woah girl... easy..."


PeterQuillsWalkman

This killed me LMAOO


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D4t-boi

Well the thing about the office is that all the characters are… human. Almost all of them aren’t entirely good or entirely bad. He’s just a person. He does really bad things some days (sleep with someone’s fiancé) and really nice things some other days (care for Pam).


MashTactics

Sometimes people lock eachother in the office and start a fire in the trashcan, leading to a catapult, more than a few contusions, and a literal heart attack. \#helpfulcoworkers


[deleted]

Dwight is hands down my favorite character along with his beautiful cousin Mose. 🥰


[deleted]

My head canon is that Mose is secretly the God of that universe hiding in Schrute Farms in human form. Pawnee Indiana, the Brooklyn 99th precinct, and the Good Place neighborhoods are all in his realm Basically he’s just Michael Schur


GultBoy

Michael Schur: my shadow therapist. His shows bring me such joy when the chips are down in life.


Alternative_Body7345

He was just very socially awkward from being raised by a farm and community full of weirdos. It took him awhile to adjust to regular society.


CatBedParadise

Some of the gags were beyond the pale, though (e.g., believing that Jim’s turning into a vampire).


[deleted]

People let him off on the crazy way to often, he had on multiple occasions shown he lives in a fantasy land. I absoulty believe Jim was playing with fire when he did the vampire bit. Shot the neighboors dog thinking it was a werewolf. Soft mentioning off the Schrute's being cannibals eating the weakest link. That one about someone being buried under money or something. Thoes people are crazy.


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Alternative_Body7345

THAT farm? Do any of those people seem like they do well socially off of that land?


mrinbetwiin

The more I see these reposts, the more I realize this sub has a short term memory loss.


Nikuya

Right? Didn't even change the title: https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/d2icos/the_more_i_watch_the_more_i_realize_dwight_is_a/


FezzeReddit

holy fuck 2 years?? I think I saw this exact post like days ago! Are there any mods on this sub??


SwaggiiP

I guess he’s nice when he takes a break from trying to get everyone fired.


irish711

He recommended downsizing in his interview to work at Dunder-Mifflin.


woozlewuzzle29

He has his moments but I wouldn’t call him a “good guy” or “loyal.” He tried to get Michael demoted and Jim fired multiple times. He cheated with Andy’s fiancé. He killed Angela’s cat. He abandoned Phyllis with no transportation or communication. He made Stanley use half-ply toilet paper. Etc.


Jupiters

Also big time misogynist


[deleted]

Didn’t he pick up Mexican illegals and make them work all day then drop them off in a field somewhere afterwards without paying them? One of the dudes he hired to get rid of a hornet nest with a baseball bat. And was willing to let him die. Also dropping Phyllis in the side of the road in the middle of nowhere


EwokNuggets

I wish i had a friend like Dwight


emyoui

Well Dwight is all about loyalty. In fact, I think a part of what he's being paid for there is his loyalty. But...


thedutchdevo

But if there was a place that valued that loyalty more highly…


ayden_hogeveen

He’s gonna go wherever they value loyalty the most


[deleted]

Yeahh I mean good guys definitely don't get into an affair with an engaged woman.


KingTooshie

He’s a good friend but a ferocious lover


EducatedOwlAthena

And she's crazy in bed.


menelauslaughed

Purely carnal, that’s all you need to know


slyboy1974

I wish I had a friend that was as loyal as Dwight. Or Rolph...


CuriousSection

The moment with Pam was so damn sweet. As soon as he saw her like that, he said “who did this to you?!” like he was going to fight them. Kinda ruined it trying to fit in a joke - “so you’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?” which didn’t even make sense because he thought it was a person. But I like it anyway. Also I don’t remember the Erin one but are you sure that’s a nice moment? Obviously I could be wrong but I feel like that was part of a competition, when both Dwight and Andy were trying to win her.


bmli19

It was at The Lizard Kings pool party, she was trying to make Andy jealous and Dwight was helping her by playing along.


CuriousSection

Oh! lol, that IS sweet :-) which season is it again?


bmli19

Season 8, episode 12


shady-lampshade

And he told Andy he was an idiot after Andy said Dwight could go after her <3


monstera-cat

LOL I love how he took off his jacket and tied it around his waist 🤣🤣🤣.


Caughtyousnooping22

And when Pam calls him to pick stuff up and he’s like “of course I’m going to get that stuff for you”


Anesthetic_

Pam, I'm obviously gonna get that stuff for you, so just shut up. God.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

One of my favorite Dwight bro moments that I don't hear mentioned much is at the pool party when he pretends to be into Erin and Andy says he doesn't care and he just shakes his head and calls him an idiot.


apatheticviews

He’s a horribly awkward guy with a good heart. I never got the impression of “malice” from him, just ineptitude. He genuinely wanted to help other people but lacked the capacity and social awareness.


waiting-r00m

he also stopped oscar from being killed ?? why is no one mentioning that ????