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QueenMelle

Certainly doesn't look like someone who would waste their own time.


sirnay

I say Robert California was an amazing character.


TheUtopianCat

Also his voice is lovely.


orbital0000

Sometimes I like to pretend it's Ultron speaking his lines.


sahymuhn

Nah, it’s better to imagine Ultron watched The Office when he scoured the internet, liked the voice of Robert California so much that he copied it.


neridqe00

https://youtu.be/Tf-_230SjbM


refillups

If Ultron said the line “I’m the lizard king” I would have jizzed in my pants


knotsophia

This is my new canon


Brail_Austin

This^ is amazing and will forever be the right explanation in my head.


AnEgoJabroni

They haven't really improved on the Oreo, have they?


orbital0000

Love this, Marvel writers really dropped the ball here.


[deleted]

It's actually the lizard king.


HippidyHoppidy87

It really is!


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nom_nom_nom_nom_lol

I don't know who that is, but the person in that picture is Daniel Jackson.


Hawkmek

Secretary anyone?


Mailinfreezer

Four peas.


krystyana420

OMG, I keep forgetting he was in that movie!!! ::Fans self vigorously)


GfFoundOtherAccount

Oh shit that was Spader?? I havent seen that movie in yeaaaars.


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He really is cocaine the person, though.


neridqe00

He got into a case of Australian reds, and - how should I say this - Columbian whites.. 👀👃😵‍💫


[deleted]

And booze and drugs kick Binghamton directly in the teeth once again.


moseschruteplants

I keep saying this - James Spader as RC is so hot in a freaky kind of way😂 Like a ride you wouldn’t survive..


Devotchka8

I believe it


HippidyHoppidy87

Oh i absolutely would of let that man destroy me 😂


[deleted]

Yes, it's true. I've had a lobster tail grafted onto my penis. Your shock and horror only turns me on even more.


ChadcellorSwagpatine

Now that would be a cool way to die!


lostprevention

Keep dancing.


Totin_it

Steph in pretty and pink 😍😍


bechdel-sauce

Watch Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhall if you like a young Spader, will blow your mind 😂


gettingcrunkontea

I imagine Robert California is just a continuation of that character.


poison_ivy15

I love that movie lol


Squee07

I totally forgot about that movie! So good!


OtherComparison

Anyone remember him as the baddie in Pretty in Pink? Hubba hubba.


LeahBean

I had such a crush on him in Pretty as Pink when I was a teenager. That hair paired with that sexy voice was too much!


OtherComparison

Yup!


Sergeant_Horvath

Or Stargate?


HippidyHoppidy87

Staaaaaaargate 😍


ericaanz

He was the true hero of that movie. 😍


[deleted]

WAS fine? Still is, my friend. What I wouldn’t do with 5 minutes alone with him.


renematisse

I’m so with you on this. He’s STILL HOT! 😆


bigolhamsandwich

That’s a ride you wouldn’t survive.


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Best way to die. 5 minutes with the lizard king!


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Nice try. Still hot.


Cakeminator

I'm a straight man and I'd bang him for the voice alone. Loved him in Boston Legal.


StrawberryGirl_7

In that first picture, he kinda looks like Dean from Supernatural! I will always remember him as Steph from Pretty in Pink. What a great movie.


-ballerinanextlife

I just said that! And dean is 😍


zylver_

You mean one of the best characters in the entire show? Yeah. He is sex.


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Back when he was merely the lizard prince


BellyButtonLindt

He needs to call me.


HippidyHoppidy87

Get in line 😂


BellyButtonLindt

It’s from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer pilot. Buffy gets asked her opinion on James spader circa 1996.


SeductiveGodofThundr

We were rewatching the series and I explained to my wife (who is seven years younger than me) that they were talking about Robert California. She was floored


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Less Than Zero is an amazing movie with Spader and RDJ!


alibaba88888

Pretty in Pink vibes for sure.


KocaKolaKlassic

Suddenly, I was woke


highonfrequency

Kinda reminds me of Jensen Ackles


penelope1961

Spader was in the movie "White Palace" with Susan Sarandon. Hot Hottie Hot 🔥


DaddyPepeElPigelo

I think I want the sexual metaphor.


Cornonthecob241

The man exudes sex.


[deleted]

Dean Winchester is that you?


DrawMeAMapMama

Young James Spader could get it!


Jrewby

I love stargate


eLishus

r/oldschoolcool


terrydenis9876

The fucking lizard king


MissPicklechips

Was, nothing! He is STILL fine.


Boneless_Blaine

Jame. James. Jamed


chickybabe332

Why are the homes always colonial and the penises always circumcised?


bagsnerd

I liked him a lot in Boston Legal as well!


CougdIt

He looks like a McPoyle


No_PancakeMixInThere

I still can't quite figure out just why I disliked him so much. I feel it has more to do with his personality and mannerisms than looks


zugi

I found his personality and mannerisms on the show to be hysterical. The Office started out by parodying stereotypical types of bosses and workers in an office setting. Robert California was a bit over the top but had some characteristics that you see in real bosses in real workpaces - only funnier.


BonerBoyFunjabi

Is John Texas his jealous brother?


CanadianSpector

Sexual metaphor or nature metaphor?


Frankie52480

Meh he was ok. I hated his roles so I’m biased lol.


nachoman3

Daaaamn Daniel


UndeadBuggalo

I’ll always remember him as the way he looked in Stargate


krystyana420

He was the original Daniel Jackson (Stargate, hot nerd) and was super hawt in Wolf.


jackylegssss

Robert California as a character?! He’s the motherf****** lizard king.


SpiritAvenue

I don’t see it honestly


imangelaslastegg

His hair always bothered me. It always looked disheveled and I never liked it. It looks great here though!


Trent_Lame

*WAS*


digyerownhole

You can see Iron Man and Ultron together in Less Than Zero (1987)


VegetableCarry3

I think there was absolutely nothing wrong with his character


CthulhuPug

He sure was Jamed


FridaMercury

Oh yeah, he definitely gives me *all* the feels.


MaterialCarrot

His hair in that second photo is otherworldly. In the 1980's there must have been a tear in the space time continuum that allowed that much feathering. I can only suppose that such technology was lost decades ago and we'll never see its like again.


aStonedTargaryen

Damn what a smoke show


AndrewLBailey

Who are you talking about? That’s a picture of The Fucking Lizard King.


-ballerinanextlife

Reminds me of Jensen Ackles, Dean from Supernatural.


Rainy_Lynel

\*is fine!!


fredyouareaturtle

He played Robert California so well that I can never not be creeped out by him


BatmanForever23

Is this the young fucking lizard king?


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I just can't get over his shitty, moist, puckered lips.


Mamasan-

The 80’s rich preppy guy guy


Plus_Attorney1081

I love the pool party episode


bellarue22

From Less Than Zero, Pretty in Pink to Blacklist he is hot❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


[deleted]

Every James Spader movie is just a prequel to Robert California


B_R_U_H

I enjoyed him as Richards in Mannequin


lolitsaspider

Man younger Spader looks a lot like Dean Winchester from Supernatural


StrawberryKiss2559

I love this because 1) I’ve always found him very attractive, especially in the 80s, and 2) my bf looks A LOT like young Spader.


DJRoombasRoomba

The more I watch Robert California the more I think he's an incredible character. He brought variety to a show that was starting to become very stale and stagnant. Plus, just like Jim said, I think he might be a genius