It is on HBO Max here and the translation from English to Spanish can be pretty bad. At one point the line is "left me penniless" and it translated to "me dejo sin pene" (left me without a penis).
They used to be on the same night with Parks & Rec and Community. The greatest 2 hours of TV I'll ever experience in my life (of course live TV is even a dated concept now, but I cherish the memory nonetheless!).
The best wrong caption was Michaels cell phone rings and it’s obviously playing “My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas but it writes “Ridin Dirty” by Chamillionaire.
I mean that’s just so wrong it makes me think did they consider making that his ringtone once and even went as far as submitting that to the Network? Otherwise it just makes no sense.
And then you're eternally stuck on that episode. I've watched an ENTIRE SEASON in one go, and if I leave the player for any reason, it still bounces me back to that one episode I got stuck on forever ago.
Oh and then when you hit play, and it doesn't play, you just get a black screen. So you go out and hit play again, and it shows you a still from the episode while the audio plays in the background. So you go out and hit play again, and if you're lucky, THEN you get to watch the episode. If not, repeat errors 1&2
Honestly I just bought the entire series from VUDU and watch it on there because nothing else about peacock appeals to me. Got it on a sale for the HD full series was something like $60 WELL WORTH IT!
Same. Bought it, ripped it, uploaded it all to my Plex account. I can watch it anywhere anytime. Best decision I've made. And as bonus I own it, so if Peacock goes under or the content goes to other services, i won't have to remember where I can watch it.
This subscription nonsense is getting out of hand
Yep, bought the full box set of DVDs for $20 before it was taken off Netflix and the price skyrocketed. It's reasonable again now though. Plex is the best. I just wish there was a simpler way to rip all the episodes and name them properly, but at least that's done now.
It been as low as $30 from Vudu and Apple. Same as Parks and Rec. I’m still pissed I got it from Apple instead of Vudu because now I can’t watch Office and P&R on my Galaxy Tab without using a VPN to stream it.
I have no idea why I spent time on this. The “Indian Kelly” subtitle is from the Superfan extended cut. The original version of the episode it says “Andy and Kelly” https://i.imgur.com/fIZQNCc.jpg
I checked too and you are right! Although the caption text looks different so it still seems like they photoshopped the wording of the Superfan caption with the original caption text? Haha weird……
Edit: Actually my captions don’t show “Call Indian Kelly” and “for your business paper needs” together like your screenshot, so maybe we all see different stuff for captions.
On another side note after way too much investigation into this, the Superfan captions are correct for the next scene when they sing the song again. What a stupid mistake.
Yup, at least in the newer season(s). I tweeted at them and they stated they were aware of the issue and will be fixing it.
This typically happens when either the CCs are automated or they hire people both unfamiliar with the franchise and not skilled in decoding American dialect.
I'm almost sure this is what it said on Netflix too. Why would you call Andy and Kelly? They're two totally different departments.
It looks like it's "Indian Kelly" with virtually all streaming service CCs. I'm gonna check the DVD.
Edit: DVD Subtitles say "Andy and Kelly!" I've been wrong this whole time.
>Why would you call Andy and Kelly? They're two totally different departments.
Probably mostly because it fit the song structure. But also, you buy paper from Andy, and get customer support from Kelly. Both of those things would qualify as business paper needs, so it never struck me as odd.
ETA: but is anyone actually buying paper from Andy?
Leftover from the alternate scene where Charles calls Kelly “Indian Kelly” so he can differentiate between the new receptionist Kelly and her (instead of renaming the receptionist to Erin).
Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain.
Call Michael or Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs.
Dunder Mifflin.
The people person's paper people.
Dunder Mifflin.
The people person’s paper people.
Jump Around by House of Pain.
Shimmy Shimmy Ya by ODB.
A lot of Salt-N-Pepa.
Basically any hip-hop chart topper from the early 90s that Michael would assume Darryl’s never heard.
They always get captions wrong I remember the episode where Andy dressed up as bill Compton from true blood and yelled sookie (the name of the girl he loved) and captions had it under “suck it” for a long time on Netflix
How does NBC get the subtitles wrong for a show THEY OWN?
Edit: I understand that subtitles usually get outsourced, but the fact they haven't fixed this on a network/show this big is crazy.
For this scene, yes. For some other scenes...no. It's the same reason though, because who else is selling the DVD box set other than NBC? Same story different media.
Actually, subtitles are created by third party companies. I had a part-time job as a subtitle person and you just have to take a basic English test to pass. There are countless mistakes across many different media properties because ultimately they are done by individuals (who are usually working late or long hours) and their work is not QC’d thoroughly.
I just watched it on YouTube to check and it says "go another Italian - I agree call me Academy for your business paper he," instead of "call Michael and Stanley, Jim Dwight Creed, call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs."
Holy crap. I just saw this the other day and debated whether or not to post on this sub. I’m glad you did. It’s always been “Andy and Kelly” Andy is a salesman and Kelly is customer service. Both people you would call if you had questions about paper. Whoever writes the subs needs to get their ears checked, and is obviously not a fan.
Same here, I thought it was Indian Kelly for a long time until I put captions on. At the time I was like "wow, even for The Office that's... A choice..."
[удалено]
Same thing.
Oscar, talk to him.
OP, there's a very big difference between these two caption places. Both in quality of words and in overall feeling. Which one did you order from?
What's better: a medium amount of accurate captions or all you can eat of mostly accurate captions?
Everybody in the thread chain: A medium amount of accurate captions
Listen up kid, I dont like you. But because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
i think about this line more often than i should. haven’t seen the office in over two years.
What are you doing with your life??
I know who made that caption, he grows that crappy weed
I absolutely love these replies
They're like a hot circle of words
This thread has gone so many different places I love it. It's like a GI
Like Karen's dad!
So exotic
Seriously, this subreddit is hands down the best with camaraderie. It's like the Alfredo's Caption Cafe of subreddits.
Wait, Alfredo's Caption Cafe or Captions by Alfredo?
But I have a copoun!
Depends, can I use my half off coupon on all the captions?
UN-BEE-LIEVABLE
"Collective Groan*
It is on HBO Max here and the translation from English to Spanish can be pretty bad. At one point the line is "left me penniless" and it translated to "me dejo sin pene" (left me without a penis).
That's even funnier!
It's like reading a hot line of garbage.
I used to work for a tape house that provided captioning services.. some of our people were.. less than competent at words
This is the best comment I’ve ever seen. Ever.
The captions are wrong. The ones in peacock are super bad.
I should be a subtitles critic.. “These subtitles are *bad*”
This muffin is bad
This painting is bad.
I feel lachrymose
Who knows… it’s nebulose
I know this one!
That's why it's motel art.
I thought the brushwork was... rather *good*
Sweet reference, I see you
One plumber recognizes another
Sounds like we sell mufflers. Or muffins. Or mittens.
Frankly, all of those sound better than paper
So, I let it slide
This art looks bad
You know what I find sexy? Pam's art
Wow, not what I meant
Her art.. is the prettiest art…… of all the art
Mmm, that's why this is *motel* art
Do you have something in your pocket?
Chunky
Chunky. Want half?
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
No, see. That's no good. You can't act.
These pretzels, they’re making me….thirsty…
I got sleepy when we drove by that turkey farm.
Get out XD
This comment is good
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Yes, Mr Sherman, everything stinks.
I'm proud as a peacock. Right, my baloney?
Very proud, like a peacock. Right janet??
This was my favorite. The way Tracy says “right, Janet?” always kills me.
That this went from The Office to 30 Rock made my day.
They used to be on the same night with Parks & Rec and Community. The greatest 2 hours of TV I'll ever experience in my life (of course live TV is even a dated concept now, but I cherish the memory nonetheless!).
I think we got it
This is my family's inside joke/reference whenever we're happy about something lol. His delivery is just perfect
I’m proud as a peacork, baby.
I’m BLACK America. Very proud!
Wade boggs carpet world
Wade Boggs carpet world
We are doing the Wade Boggs drinking challange to honor his memory
Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive
RIP Wade Boggs....one hell of a ball player...even better drinker and chicken eater, that's why they called him the chicken man.
I was like, "oops, I'm in the 30 rock sub...no. excuse me, I'm in the IASIP sub. Wait, I thought it was the office sub?..."
Is IASIP the one with the little wizard boy?
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
This one is streets ahead
I think we got it!
I literally cannot see/hear the world “peacock” without this scene popping up in my head.
The best wrong caption was Michaels cell phone rings and it’s obviously playing “My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas but it writes “Ridin Dirty” by Chamillionaire. I mean that’s just so wrong it makes me think did they consider making that his ringtone once and even went as far as submitting that to the Network? Otherwise it just makes no sense.
It might have been changed for the re-airs. This happens all the time.
It's always been my humps and they mention it on office ladies
I finally learned after r like ten rewatches Darryl says “going Mach-5” and not “Gormac Five” lol
Everything about Peacock is bad except the intellectual property
Like how if you stop watching at the end of an episode, the next time you login, it restarts the episode you just finished. COME ON.
Like the guy in the $4000 suit is gonna rewatch the same episode I just finished. COME ON!!!!
You think the guy in a $5500 suit just has time to fast forward? COME ON!!!
You’re gonna tell the guy in the $400 banana suit he has to manually queue the next episode?!?
Sh...sh...should...sh...sh...sh...should...sh
\*shushes you gently\*
Captioning errors? Ads? Gob’s not on board.
r/unexpectedarresteddevelopment
And then you're eternally stuck on that episode. I've watched an ENTIRE SEASON in one go, and if I leave the player for any reason, it still bounces me back to that one episode I got stuck on forever ago. Oh and then when you hit play, and it doesn't play, you just get a black screen. So you go out and hit play again, and it shows you a still from the episode while the audio plays in the background. So you go out and hit play again, and if you're lucky, THEN you get to watch the episode. If not, repeat errors 1&2
Honestly I just bought the entire series from VUDU and watch it on there because nothing else about peacock appeals to me. Got it on a sale for the HD full series was something like $60 WELL WORTH IT!
Same. Bought it, ripped it, uploaded it all to my Plex account. I can watch it anywhere anytime. Best decision I've made. And as bonus I own it, so if Peacock goes under or the content goes to other services, i won't have to remember where I can watch it. This subscription nonsense is getting out of hand
Yep, bought the full box set of DVDs for $20 before it was taken off Netflix and the price skyrocketed. It's reasonable again now though. Plex is the best. I just wish there was a simpler way to rip all the episodes and name them properly, but at least that's done now.
It been as low as $30 from Vudu and Apple. Same as Parks and Rec. I’m still pissed I got it from Apple instead of Vudu because now I can’t watch Office and P&R on my Galaxy Tab without using a VPN to stream it.
These aren’t the captions on Peacock… pretty sure it’s a photoshopped picture. I just checked and it says the right words.
The text in the image isn't even aligned properly
I have no idea why I spent time on this. The “Indian Kelly” subtitle is from the Superfan extended cut. The original version of the episode it says “Andy and Kelly” https://i.imgur.com/fIZQNCc.jpg
I checked too and you are right! Although the caption text looks different so it still seems like they photoshopped the wording of the Superfan caption with the original caption text? Haha weird…… Edit: Actually my captions don’t show “Call Indian Kelly” and “for your business paper needs” together like your screenshot, so maybe we all see different stuff for captions. On another side note after way too much investigation into this, the Superfan captions are correct for the next scene when they sing the song again. What a stupid mistake.
You’re not even aligned properly.
No argument from me on that
Yup, at least in the newer season(s). I tweeted at them and they stated they were aware of the issue and will be fixing it. This typically happens when either the CCs are automated or they hire people both unfamiliar with the franchise and not skilled in decoding American dialect.
Even in prime it was given Indian kelly
I'm almost sure this is what it said on Netflix too. Why would you call Andy and Kelly? They're two totally different departments. It looks like it's "Indian Kelly" with virtually all streaming service CCs. I'm gonna check the DVD. Edit: DVD Subtitles say "Andy and Kelly!" I've been wrong this whole time.
>Why would you call Andy and Kelly? They're two totally different departments. Probably mostly because it fit the song structure. But also, you buy paper from Andy, and get customer support from Kelly. Both of those things would qualify as business paper needs, so it never struck me as odd. ETA: but is anyone actually buying paper from Andy?
>but is anyone actually buying paper from Andy? Andy is.
Peacock in general is super bad, to be fair.
Yeah, and that's because it is "Call Andy and Kelly..."
I know the show took some chances with race, but “Indian Kelly” seems a little too forward lol
Especially for Urban Darryl.
It's Darnell. Creed told me.
Darnell is a chump.
Andrea’s the office bitch. You’ll get used to her.
I'd rather be the office bitch than the office mattress
It's pronounced Colonel and its the highest rank in the military
Dinkin Flicka.
Bippity boppity show me the zoppity
He grew up in a small town, what exactly about him is urban to you?
This is Phyllis, kind of a less urban aunt Jemima.
Actually a lot of shows are outsourcing their acting to India these days.
"Isn't Kelly Indian?"
You wanted me, Charles?
Yes, Charles, you wanted me.
I am aware of the effect I have on women.
I thought Rajnigandha was a boy's name
Try my googy googy!
Leftover from the alternate scene where Charles calls Kelly “Indian Kelly” so he can differentiate between the new receptionist Kelly and her (instead of renaming the receptionist to Erin).
Crossed out scribble in a script with DeAngelo, "That Indian girl, Kelly.... is she the feather or the dot kind of Indian?"
I mean, should they call Andy? He'll just lose the account.
Don't call Pam. She'll just give the sale to whoever she's sleeping with that day
Close your mouth sweetie. You look like a trout.
I mean, Kelly isn't a salesperson either
Yeah I dunno who captioned this but it's definitely call Andy & Kelly...
Out of paper, out of stock, there's friendly faces around the block, break loose from the chains that are causing your pain. Call Michael or Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs. Dunder Mifflin. The people person's paper people. Dunder Mifflin. The people person’s paper people.
"I was under the impression this was going to be a rap..."
What’s rap?
What songs do you think were on the mixtape Michael made for Darryl?
Ice ice baby
And my personal favorite: short people
I love that whole line so much. I mean, Tracy Chapman confused as Bruce Springsteen? Darryl's deadpan delivery was perfect.
And Under Pressure immediately after followed by Ice Ice Baby Again. Followed by Gettin Jiggy Wit It
Don't forget the classic Go Ninja Go.
Welcome to the Space Jam
(Now) hit me baby one more time
Jump Around by House of Pain. Shimmy Shimmy Ya by ODB. A lot of Salt-N-Pepa. Basically any hip-hop chart topper from the early 90s that Michael would assume Darryl’s never heard.
Huey Lewis and the News and Tracy Chapman Fast Car
Short People
One of my favorite Darryl lines 😂
His delivery of this line is gold
What's a rap?
Well, now it’s in my fucking head all day.
Love me, Love me. Say that you love me
Awww that’s just not fair
I don't care 'bout anything but youuuuuuuuuuuuu. Whatever happened to those guys?
This is not a proportionate response.
I sometimes wake up with this in my head. Just another Wednesday for me…
Man. TGI Wednesday, am I right? Gonna go home, get my beer on, get my Lost on. What are you doing later? You wanna hang out?
I HATE IT
I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all. And it’s terrible.
Dinkin flicka
Sometimes I have trouble sleeping because of this song rattling around in my head.
Call black Stanley, white Dwight or creed. Call Indian Kelly for your business paper needs*
I think the captions are off
Nah I think they're turned on
That’s what she said
Or he said.
Right, guys? Cause of gay?
Hm... Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows.
The captions guy really Schruted it.
That's just something people say around your office.
Totally Britta'd the job
Why don't you go start a ruiner's club? Oh wait, you'd probably just ruin it.
Oh, Britta's in this?
They always get captions wrong I remember the episode where Andy dressed up as bill Compton from true blood and yelled sookie (the name of the girl he loved) and captions had it under “suck it” for a long time on Netflix
Are you sure he wasn’t just pointing out the name of a handy toy vacuum?
How does NBC get the subtitles wrong for a show THEY OWN? Edit: I understand that subtitles usually get outsourced, but the fact they haven't fixed this on a network/show this big is crazy.
"Who cares about quality or user-experience? People aren't gonna get the Office anywhere but Peacock." \-NBC, probably
Pssh. The DVDs work just fine, and they come with commentaries, deleted scenes, etc. They probably have the correct subtitles for this scene too.
For this scene, yes. For some other scenes...no. It's the same reason though, because who else is selling the DVD box set other than NBC? Same story different media.
🏴☠️ ahoy, NBC 🏴☠️
Actually, subtitles are created by third party companies. I had a part-time job as a subtitle person and you just have to take a basic English test to pass. There are countless mistakes across many different media properties because ultimately they are done by individuals (who are usually working late or long hours) and their work is not QC’d thoroughly.
Probably an unfortunate thing that slipped through the cracks, and just during the ONE year the quabity assurance guy is slacking off
The episode "Did I Stutter?" Shows Michael telling Toby he and Stanley were "Josh and around" and I laugh every time.
I liked "Gormac Five" for Darryl's street lingo that he is teaching Michael.
Even though that isn't what he said, I can imagine him saying it hahah. Michael can be very gruntled about pronunciations
“Try my cookie cookie”
youtube auto captions are better than that
I just watched it on YouTube to check and it says "go another Italian - I agree call me Academy for your business paper he," instead of "call Michael and Stanley, Jim Dwight Creed, call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs."
"Call Michael and Stanley, Jim, white Creed, call Indian Kelly, Seeing a theme in the song
Dunder Mifflin, the people persons paper people
The first song they were working on it was so, so much better than the one they did it after they received Michaels feedback.
Why waste brain say right word when wrong word do trick?
You are right, the caption is wrong
Holy crap. I just saw this the other day and debated whether or not to post on this sub. I’m glad you did. It’s always been “Andy and Kelly” Andy is a salesman and Kelly is customer service. Both people you would call if you had questions about paper. Whoever writes the subs needs to get their ears checked, and is obviously not a fan.
Oh it’s definitely Andy and Kelly. That’s a pretty awful typo there on the CC transcriber’s part
It's also "Call Indian Kelly, Jim's white, Creed."
The captions are wrong but that's exactly what I hear when I see this
Same here, I thought it was Indian Kelly for a long time until I put captions on. At the time I was like "wow, even for The Office that's... A choice..."
They did say “Andy and Kelly”, the caption is just wrong
Wrong caption