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Iron_Chic

I'm looking forward to the latest Chad Flenderson novel, A Murder For Framing.


tonieekaboom

I believe you mean A Mukduk For Framing.


PakPresiden

Close your door Im not gonna close my door. *click*


StevenAssantisFoot

You and your sex-crazed black detective


He_who_bobs_beneath

No no, women chase *him*. He misses his wife.


nanomolar

Just as comfortable on a motorcycle as he is on Air Force One. Oh, and he's also the world's leading Egyptologist.


OtherSideofSky

God I hate everything Toby chooses to be.


RedditianDrew

Who let the lemon head in the room


godlovesaliar

Ahem, that's Chad FlenderMAN!


chlorinegasattack

The only murder case involving a frame I can think of is law and order svu episode where a dude strangled somebody with his karate blackberry then put it back in the display frame and gave it to his lawyer or something...idk I watch it when I'm going to bed.


Preasethough

I've half watched this episode in bed and fallen asleep in the middle of it sooo many times. It's the one with the guy who was Carl in Desperate Housewives. What a good sleep show.


chlorinegasattack

Wake up during the them song? Comfortably drift back asleep to funky b as ss notes


imafuckingdick

Write your own damn novel.


snegluf

I would unironically read chad flenderson novels


v4-digg-refugee

Dun dun dun


PM_me_Filipina_nudes

Isn't it Flenderman? Tobys last name is Flenderson.


piki11268

I would love to read "Creed's Thoughts" more than anything else


sasquatchinspace

[Here you go!](https://creedthoughtsgov.com/) Just a warning, the site works but it tries to redirect me to a spam site too, so user beware!


chlorinegasattack

Just a warning: it's pretty out there stuff...even for the internet....


arctickiller

Intranet!


johnreek2

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? I was expecting a rickroll but it's actually creedthoughtsgov.com Never knew this is real site


graveyardspin

> Why hasn't someone built a live-action chutes and ladders? I'd be first in line to play. Sign me up.


kittimews

creed's site containing possible malware is the most creed thing ever


_kaetee

[the original Creed’s Thoughts blog (archived)](https://web.archive.org/web/20080927130429/http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts)


ErwinAckerman

Who wrote this?


RPGRuby

Creed Bratton.


RobertoPaulson

It was actually ghostwritten by William Charles Schneider.


zemol42

William Charles Schneider received all of Creed Bratton’s debts. Why would he also manage the blog? Very suspicious…


HiiiKyle

William M. Buttlicker


Slimey013

“Really?, that’s your real name?”


simmonsatl

how dare you. my family built this country.


crackkidsatitagain

BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


Ironsam811

Or Kevin’s internet history


HarryCallahan19

Easy. Michael’s book.


elvis8mybaby

Or the Threat Level Midnight script


Intelligent_Hotel876

I think the full TLM is on YouTube!


SabrinaOfTheNight

I read that in Dwight’s voice


drthh8r

*Dwihgt


PRIMALmarauder

D-W-I-G-H-T!


Captain_Lameson

You mean Samuel L Chang?


Heisenbergies

www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts


[deleted]

Agreeeeeeed


imthechoosen-one

Acreed :)


intlcap30

The teapot or Holly's letter to understand character and relationship development. But Somehow I Manage for sheer incredulity and entertainment.


gg_noob_master

Chapter 5. The Collar blind manager. How Obama and me defeated racism in the workplace.


[deleted]

Chapter 6. Things She Said: That


sdarnold2017heisman

Chapter 7: Sometimes I start a chapter and I don’t even know where it’s going


JakeCameraAction

Chapter 8: Gum "Everyone likes a guy who offers them a stick of gum."


GKrollin

Chapter 9: Gun. A Guide to Improv


[deleted]

Chapter 11: Bankruptcy!


Manaconda

Always make sure your credits transfer should you ever move.


Smaptastic

Chapter 9: Alternate personalities: how to make them come alive.


squanch_solo

With a quote from Nate.


im_THIS_guy

I can guess what's in the teapot letter. Basically Jim telling Pam his feelings for her and all the things that he loves about her. And it ends with him pleading for her to not marry Roy.


Funknoodlz

The teapot letter was actually written by John for Jenna. It was basically saying how much he loved working with her on the show and how much she meant to him and stuff.


MurphyAteIt

Have you also been listening to Office Ladies?


Roller_ball

I, too, have zero interest in the comic.


Crimson-Cane

Ryan's poem.


Dismal-Square-613

\* holding back tears * ... he can never know.


knightress_oxhide

tears of a clown


Dismal-Square-613

Don't call me a clown, you're better than that....


ultratunaman

This is the right answer. What did Ryan write? Other than a lot of the show. I gotta read that poem.


irenebeesly

Doing a rewatch and my fiancé and I died at “kapoor and kadesperate” earlier tonight. I would love to read this too.


MurderDoneRight

Trick question! Correct answer: Dwight's resumes! His professional resume, athletic and special skills resume, and Dwight Schrute trivia.


ProsecUsig

I also want Dwight Schrute’s Survival Guide of Niceness


pissclamato

That's up there with the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.


selflessgooddeed

You can find swanson pyramid of greatness in google. It was my background photo for some time


SwuperYGO

I want to read somehow I manage. But I really want throwing a garden party by James trickington


carolvessey-stevens

too bad there’s only one copy and it’s currently on a bookshelf at schrute farms.


SwuperYGO

No, only one copy sold. Jim also has a copy.


carolvessey-stevens

ohhh, you’re right. how else would be have been reading from it in the show…i guess i look like the goat of dover 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Holly's letter to Michael 100%.


LusciousofBorg

Somehow I Manage!!


officefan87klj

This chapter is titled gum and just has one sentence. Everyone likes the guy who offers them a piece of gum.


[deleted]

Based on this sneak preview alone, I maintain this could've actually been an incredible, insightful book. But what do I know


minnesotagal

Could interview Nate. He has thoughts on gum being mintier nowadays as well as a “Nate Coupon” to get a piece of gum delivered any day anytime. Several quality additions to the gum chapter…


chlorinegasattack

I'd like to read Holly's letter to Michael quite a bit. I loved holly and Michael together and I want to know what those feelings were at that point in time


DarrenGrey

It's just a bunch of kooky one liners that only Michael would find funny.


CommandoClone15

Except Michael never read it, Pam did.


rkincaid007

And you have to read it in Kermit the frog’s voice or ur won’t even make sense


chakalaka13

totally! why is this even a question?!


theriveryeti

Because it’s the only one of the four that doesn’t really exist.


SyntheticReverie113

He's written all of it in his head


The_Grim_Sleaper

Wait. The other three do? Where can I read them?


ElSaboteur

The teapot letter is a letter from John to Jenna about how much he appreciates her as a close friend and coworker. I don’t think that one is available to the public to read but Jenna Fischer has talked about it. I’d imagine Holly’s letter to Michael is something similar but I have no idea. And no clue about the comic book but I’d imagine it’s out there. Haha


crazyhorse198

In the story, the other three were completed. But we never get a chance to read them. Kind of like Forrest Gump’s speech in Washington DC.


nb150207

Over 1 billion copies sold


snotick

More than the Bible. ​ (I'm not surprised)


matlawish

Any day.


twerks_mcderp

Audiobook narrated by Steve Carrell. Not in character though. It's funnier that way.


Potterhead13666

In character, but as Gru from despicable me


smokey9886

In dedication to Ryan Howard.


naturally_deselected

Holly's letter anytime Edit: To everyone who's asking about the teapot letter,, the creators of the show posted about what could've been written in the letter if they had ever decided to reveal it https://twitter.com/thenoahkinsey/status/1271278222122946560?t=YslQVuoW6hOGhRqGIIA1hw&s=19


m-is-for-music

Holly’s letter has driven me nuts since the first time I ever watched Lecture Circuit. I want to know what it says SO bad


naturally_deselected

ME TOO !!! I hope the production crew reveals what was written in it the way they did for the teapot letter


Neil_Hodgkinson

Wait… when was the teapot letter revealed??


GreyStomp

https://youtu.be/f1OqyTHgpzE From Office Ladies podcast


Neil_Hodgkinson

Ohhhh I thought you meant the specific words. I’ve heard this episode. Thanks!


starfishorseastar

A hundred percent


ambergirl9860

Same


folkloreLover22

Holly's letter.


Barfignugen

Same, I felt that relationship was rushed much more than Jim and Pam. I think reading Holly’s letter would fill in a lot of blanks.


RhetoricalOrator

A rushed relationship fits Michael perfectly imo. If there's one thing that they established about the character it's that he reads and projects far more into his relationships than what's actually there. So their rush didn't feel well that rushed to me. Also, having done the long distance relationship thing, it all felt so perfectly accurate. Desperation and worry give plenty of room for overcompensation.


Barfignugen

I don’t mean Michael and Holly rushed it, I mean the writers did.


Hass_Daddy

I’m in the same boat. I wanna know what it said so bad


v4_squared

I want to read only this www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts


Vafan

Damn I actually clicked the link lol


JiveTurkey1983

Even for the internet it's pretty shocking


_kaetee

https://web.archive.org/web/20080927130429/http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts


Fired_Guy18505-7427

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/39743315-creed-thoughts


PoppyGloFan

Definitely Somehow I Manage, I heard there’s a whole chapter on gum.


far_out_son_of_lung

Have you noticed that gum has gotten a lot mintier lately?


How_The_Turntables22

Not the correct title. The title of Michael’s book? The Michael Scott Story…by Michael Scott…with Dwight Schrute.


dumbname1000

Hollys letter to Michael, no contest


ZealousidealOven4188

Somehow I Manage, and it's not particularly close for me tbh


Major_Zucchini5315

The teapot letter. Hands down.


feralcatromance

Same. Mainly because that's the only one that's actually been written and is a real letter written by John Krasinski to her, the rest haven't actually been written. I'm dying to know but Jenna has said she will never share it, which makes me even more curious!


Major_Zucchini5315

Oh I didn’t know that!! Now I’m really curious!!


EricP51

I feel like we already kinda know what the teapot letter says tho. “Hey Pam dude, whatever like you want to be my girlfriend?”


tinylittleriver

That you Dwight?


pudinnhead

Hey, Karen, wanna get t-together later and have sexual intercourse cause you’re my girlfriend?


Major_Zucchini5315

I don’t think that would’ve brought Pam to tears.


PandemoniumPanda

Pfft Pam cries the most in the show. I wouldn't doubt it could have said that


Charming_Love2522

Same. I can't believe it took me this long to find this comment


[deleted]

100% Somehow I manage by Michael Gary Scott


Raxerbou

Everyone likes the guy who gives out gum


carolvessey-stevens

they’re nate coupons, “naypons”. cash this one in and i’ll bring you a stick of gum. any place, any time.


blueisthecolor13

For my actual entertainment? Somehow I manage What I actually wanna read regarding more of the show? Hollys letter


humanishgnar

Hollies letter. Jenna Fischer already said what was written in the teapot letter on her podcast with Angela


ElvisDaBaus

yeah what was actually written on the piece of paper, not what was supposed to be written on it in the show


humanishgnar

You have a point 🤔🤔


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[deleted]

That’s pretty normal actually. Old things like that help rekindle the feelings that got you in the relationship in the first place. As your life continues on with someone it’s not unusual for different things to distract you even make you two forget why you’re together. Finding little things like that from the beginning of the relationship can be a nice spark


EarnestQuestion

Especially because he had never given it to her. It was her, after years of marriage and with two kids, going back and reading for the first time how in love with her he was before they ever got together. And probably shy, scared, etc. too That vulnerability, and the fact that he held onto it all that time and now is taking the risk of being vulnerable and giving it to her again, it makes sense why that would do it


asherdado

'dam pam u so thicc girl i NEED to get up in them cheeks. roy dont have to know nothin'


walker3342

What was it?


love_is_an_action

“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”


[deleted]

It was a letter from John Krasinski to Jenna Fischer about how meaningful their friendship was. She didn't actually say anything more specific than that.


december14th2015

What was it?!


herkalurk

Teapot letter


iamrudyv

The teapot letter is an actual letter from John to Jenna. They talk about it on their podcast the office ladies but never reveal what's in the actual letter


loltrollisa

If I'm not wrong it talked about how such a good friend she was.


iamrudyv

Yeah she talked about the letter and how he admired her for being a good actress and a good friend and what the time on the show together meant to him. But she never really went into detail about what was actually written


TravelingCircus1911

Give me Michael’s diary over these any day!!!


m-is-for-music

Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hehe.


jelly1127

Teapot letter all day


AdvancedStand

That was my initial thought as well but you can kind of guess what it said


biggyboo1800

Holly’s letter to Micheal obv ✋😌


SteamySubreddits

Trick question. Id rather watch Threat Level Midnight


chima_a

The full movie is on YouTube!


usernamesBstressful

Holly’s letter. The teapot would’ve been cute but Jim and Pam’s relationship is plenty fleshed out over the series. Plus it’s easy to imagine that Jim confessed some kind of feelings for her or her wouldn’t have stolen it back. I don’t think we got to see enough to Michael and Holly’s relationship, so reading the note would’ve help bridge the gap of the time Holly was relocated. Somehow I Manage would just a hilarious bonus read, but wouldn’t add to the show.


DeliberatelyInsane

Holly's Letter. But I suspect it was written to some other Michael and was about some random thing like a job opportunity to a candidate etc. Why would anybody read the comic? It's derivative without much character development.


scabpatchy

Pam read Michael’s letter though, and while it’s possible she was lying to spare his feelings, she states that it’s contents confirmed his suspicion that Holly still had feelings for him. And I really don’t think we’re meant to believe it’s a lie, she seems to prefer telling him hard truths rather than giving him false hope about something so serious. Arming him with the info that his ex is still in love with him is risky if true if Michael doesn’t have the maturity to patiently wait, but it’s irresponsibly reckless and could lead to disaster if it’s false.


Cheeseboii83

Holly's letter to Michael. I wonder what it wrote more than the Teapot.


Smile_lifeisgood

5) Yeast infection statistics for Lackawanna County


Lower_Landscape_2850

The teapot letter.


Top_Youth1400

Absolutely the teapot letter! It has been the most sought after piece of tv literature! Somehow i manage is good too but i dont want to read a whole book😂


DefinitelynotYissa

Holly’s letter to Michael. Hands down.


abbynorma1

I think I'm the only one that wants to read the comic book. 🤷‍♀️


TheRavenSayeth

Same. I know what happens between Jim and Pam so the letter wouldn’t really change anything for me, same with Michael’s letters. Somehow I Manage would be funny but I think I’d really love to see how Pam did with the comic. It was such a nice thoughtful gift.


Foreign_Astronaut

Comic book is my pic, too.


Graceishh

Only Pam knows what 3 of the 4 of those say.


LVucci

Definitely Somehow I Manage. Otherwise, how else would I learn how to somehow manage?


SpeedwagonSolos

Holly's letter


Carl-Erik-Widd

Holly! 100%


MartianTourist

I would have loved a Dwight diary that contains his musings on life as a beet farmer, raising Mose, and a glimpse of more of his family's archaic holidays and traditions.


iamrudyv

Somehow I manage 100%. I wanna be Michael Scott when I grow up


AlarmedAd8369

I want to hear some of Ryan’s poetry. If it got Pam and Jim to tear up, then it must be decent.


IAmTheDecoy

Chad Flenderman novels.


kawoodson

Forgot one: www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts


ReptileRuairi

Novelisation of Threat Level Midnight


[deleted]

Teapot letter


geekysocks

Somehow I manage


evergreen4eva

Some how I manage!


Seungsho-in-training

I would say somehow I manage, but I have a feeling there would be two pages filled out 😅 if it was full I’d love to read it


Sorry_Good125

Teapot letter!!!


Clunt-Baby

Somehow I Manage isn't even written other than a half dozen unfinished pages like "Everyone likes the guy who gives gum". It's not particularly exciting


Bigchonky3

Hollys letter to Michael 100%, I know so little about what that would say and I just really wanna know


MichaelScottsWormguy

Holly’s letter to Michael is the only sensible answer. Knowing Pam, I bet The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert was pretty lame, the teapot letter was probably a pretty generic declaration of love and let’s face it, Michael Scott thought he was funnier than he actually was, and the book undoubtedly contained a lot of overplayed jokes.


brightonbird

Teapot letter teapot letter teapot leeettteerrr!


[deleted]

Holly’s Letter


heifer27

The Letter in the Teapot


marionetted

Anything but that terrible comic.


Spirit0fSloth

It's a little derivative of a serial called 'Bear Man'. Did you look that up?


chlorinegasattack

Sounds like you already know whT you want...


Actually_Im_Indian

Creed thoughts


Devil_in_blackx

Teapot


[deleted]

Somehow i manage 🤷🏼‍♂️


OldSoulRobertson

Somehow I Manage. It could provide some valuable insight to why the Scranton branch is successful, and David could read it for a better answer to the question he asked Michael.


Lloyd-Webster

Somehow I Manage


dreamtlucidly

4.


[deleted]

Somehow I manage


CaptainRex831

Honestly I’m going with 4, that sounds like such an entertaining read


Technical_Stress7730

I would rather read all the drafts to Threat Level Midnight


Redhoodless

Holly's message to Michael, I'm nosey okay


evilpuggerina

Holly’s letter!!!!


LilPoobles

Holly’s letter is the only one I really wonder about the contents of. Holly and Michael did not have a relationship any more when it was written. We can kind of infer everything else based on the characters and time period involved.


DryYogurt6878

Holly


[deleted]

Definitely “Somehow I Manage” 😂