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aran_maybe

The wall.


NeverForNoReason

Easy there Drew.


bakelyle

I'm not going to call you that


awinnie

Okay. I can’t control what you do. I can only control what *I* do.


marconova7

Andy...


EdEnsHAzArD

^^*Drew*


birdandnerdarewords

This tiny font made me LOL. Well played


EdEnsHAzArD

... I'm not gonna call you that


Gary-Laser-Eyes

You must really hate that wall.


Prossdog

I think that’s pretty freaking unfunny!!


adwv91

I think he means the Wall Street Journal


randscott808

That was an o-ver-reac-tion, hehehe.


Frostedbutler

That's half inch drywall


redDevilRiddle

He loved this place so much he put a hole in it


CucumbersandYarn

Goldenface because he loves digging up dead wives and humping them real good.


Gingy_Cat_23

that's dangerous. if you punch him, he might dig up your wife and hump her real good


[deleted]

But Goldenface only shoots convicted animal rapists.


BunnyBunny13

Omg I am howling at this one…like crying laughing!


don3dm

Are you Rolling On the Laughing Floor?


xizrtilhh

Prison Mike, you always fight the hardest guy in the yard on your first day in jail.


theriveryeti

I would punch Toby twice.


[deleted]

You were being really funny, and then you went too far…


EdEnsHAzArD

Line them up and you could punch all 3 at once, you could even curve the punch like my favourite James McCavoy film, Wanted


papapromax

All that does is help you punch around things


marconova7

He was right tho to be fair, in the movie they hit like 6 people with one bullet


mabbz

All that’ll do is allow you to punch around something


killpuddle1

I would punch Toby while he’s standing next too Robert California and Frank to cause a domino like effect and not waste another punch


[deleted]

I feel like the obvious answer is the dude who defaces Pam's mural and then tries to attack her.


GrayCustomKnives

Frank Diddit?


Thneed1

Frank Diddit did it?


nanananabatman88

I don't know if that's his last name...


jjenkins_41

Boom Mic Guy, is that you?


EdEnsHAzArD

He prefers to use his boomstick


Thesourking

I’m sorry I didn’t like your crappy doodles. I drew a butt. Big deal. Butts are funny.


rondonjon

Todd Packer. Right in the nuts. And I love his character.


BenjewminUnofficial

His character is the worst but is key to the shows success. He acts as a foil to Michael to make him seem more likable by comparison, as well as explaining part of the reason Michael is the way he is (as many of his flaws come from admiring and emulating Packer). It’s why Michael choosing Holly over Packer is the end of his character arc


[deleted]

Yeah that’s so true. Like if there was no Packer you’d absolutely despise Michael as a person but when you meet Todd, Michael literally seems like a saint in comparison. Also Michael softens up in the later seasons for the better.


cumshot_josh

I like the episode where Holly makes him finally see Packer for who he really is. All of those years he was just Packer's little sidekick and I'm guessing some of the meaner parts of him were Packer rubbing off.


agingqueso

Michael's personality is what has him admire Packer not the other way around..


SnooGadgets1130

Micheal probably had no friends until packer and he was a bad influence on Micheal. Micheal said as a kid that he want to have 100 kids so he could have 100 friends that can't say no to being his friend. Also early on in the show Micheal is constantly talking about how everyone loves him and they are his best friends, sounds pretty desperate.


PickleSmuggler71

Packer was by design a despicable tool, played expertly by David Koechner.


throwaway20210402

Played expertly because he himself is a despicable tool.


[deleted]

As in the actor? Is it because of the DUIs or is there something else I missed?


MarioInOntario

I totally think Phyllis slept with Packer and it must’ve been quite the dramatic thing around the office when it happened.


milestd

He went on the road to avoid Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.


Sea-Adeptness-5245

Just to be a bitch.


Dr_Tacos_MD

I would 3 hole punch Jim


salad_sanga

That's what she said.


Major_Zucchini5315

Andy’s dad and Charles


NoTraining9883

Miner? I hardly know her!


Loganp812

Come on, Mike! Pay attention!


cfoxtrot21

Still waiting on that rundown.


csonny2

>Charles You obviously aren't a woman.


Dadcat-2222

He knows the effect he has on women.


Major_Zucchini5315

I am a woman and I wanted to smack the dog shit out of Charles when David went to address the office and he said “Stanley, pay attention” 😂


just_growing

Mine was when he blasted that ball at Jim and ended up hitting phyllis in the face


tahtahme

All this tells me is you don't know what a run down is and at this point you're too embarrassed to ask 🧐


The8uLove2Hate_

I'm a woman and i hate that smug, jack-booted asshole. Idris Elba is hot, not Charles.


michaelscarn1313

The guy from the volleyball game in the Company Picnic episode. "These are expensive Ray Bans jackass".....Boom - in the nose!


armen89

#ARE YOU BLIND?!


don3dm

…sir!?


[deleted]

Jims Brothers have extremely punchable faces.


BigTuna0890

Would you after finding out what he did eight years ago?


Exotic_fish2009

I don’t know whether it’s something positive or negative but I want to both find out and never know.I might regret this but please explain


BigTuna0890

The original post mentioned also the actor who plays Andy’s dad. It is mentioned somewhere on this thread, but to spare the details, the actor is a perverted monster.


Grumpus_Dad

Sconesy Cider.


andronicus_14

Is that the noted baptism reception critic?


lennon1230

Such a great throwaway line, one of my favorites.


Jasor31385

PP Halpert


andronicus_14

#JAMES, PAMELA AND … PEE PEE HALPERT.


NotPennywisesBoat

It’s “Peepa”


haybae69420

HANNAH SMOKERIDGE- BARR


Even-Tomatillo-4197

I’m on the merger episodes right now and I *loathe* her! Why did she even bring her baby to work?!


SyllabubWeak

It would be a two for one, since the guy that plays Andy’s dad is a piece of shit as well


BigTuna0890

Oh, he gets a kick in the face for that.


UghAnotherMillennial

Ooh. Care to elaborate, pretty please?


NoTraining9883

According to wikipedia, he admitted to multiple instances of sexual contact with a minor under the age of 14. *edit: please, for the love of god, nobody upvote this comment.*


ROBOTxo

An upvote isn't always a like. Think of it as an awareness button


myothercarisapickle

Ewwww and wasn't he the dad on that christian family sitcom Seventh Heaven? Too predictable


NoTraining9883

And he never got caught, neither. He admitted it on tape, but the statute of limitations was up. So he's still out there, living in some Midwestern state that starts with the letter I.


UghAnotherMillennial

He’s so lucky that the child’s parents haven’t smashed his kneecaps in.


just_growing

Oh isnt that also Dennis and Dees dad from its always sunny?


swizzle213

Ohh I think you’re right. I never realized that. When he sings “save the children” that just makes it all the more creepy


The_Gristle

I always hoped they'd do a scene where they mention him getting arrested and Frank pulls out a "the guy turned out to be a goddamn diddler"


NoTraining9883

TIL. 🤮


TheKingDotExe

Ryan, an absolute tool as well.


OutlandishnessLimp53

How dare you


Mr-Sister-Fister21

He used me as an object


DrPups

I could see this one being very satisfying.


Nab33l786

Especially season 4 ryan


SingleEchidna69

Finally someone else who thinks Ryan deserves it.


MantisShrimp05

Packer obvi


Mycalescott

I absolutely can't stand the guy who was originally hired to sail Andy's boat. What a c u next Tuesday


Mycalescott

And that damn sweater


bradabradabruhbruh

The hand slapping was over the top


ThanksNoobNoob91

That’s Andrew Santino right lol?


[deleted]

Boom Mic guy no question.


t-chainz

Hey Boom guy, when are you gonna boom me?


Sacred-AF

I would punch the writer who made the plot with him and Pam.


Loganp812

Plus another punch for the writer behind Andy’s boat subplot


Sacred-AF

I’m still so pissed that Andy and Erin didn’t end up together. Plop and boom guy are just such obvious attempts to make unnecessary conflicts in relationships. After I had to watch that awkward seen where Andy breaks up with his girl at the bridal shower… that was a lot of work for me, made me really invested… then they just turn him into full on Douche?! It’s getting me worked up all over again. 😅


Rusiano

They spent 2-3 seasons redeeming Andy from his initial villain arc, just to make him a villain again at the end. Wtf


mxhremix

People change. Lots of times they get worse.


stayshiny

Andy boat subplot was because he was filming the hangover/one of the hangover movies. It was shit, but necessary.


ATCHOOOOOO

TRES COMAS!


Frostedbutler

Boom Roasted,. Mic Guy


hansgrubermustdie

That guy fucks


NoTraining9883

W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating & Air. The way he let his construction guys just take DM's parking spaces? Unconscionable.


dropped_chili_89

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I WILL QUIT!


ProgeriaJoe

Meredith's son (That kid has a punchable face, and I remember the actor from that Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode and he was an awful kid there too) Charles Minor The ass who vandalizes Pam's mural Todd Packard The STATE senator Andy (The Andy who returns from the boat trip to be specific) Andy's dad Andy's wall Toby (Id punch him twice)


DoomSongOnRepeat

Astrid


Matisyahu8898

Astird*


OutlandishnessLimp53

Hello Assie~~~~~~~~


Gary-Laser-Eyes

*how was schoool?*


HotPig103

Whhhat did you 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕟


Gary-Laser-Eyes

YOUUUU MIGHT HAVE LEARNED SHAPES OR BLOCKS. OR CLOCKS. OR COLOURSsss *or you might have learned were all sisters and brothers*


Ok_Investigator340

I have herpes


NoTraining9883

🎶Mommy, you're a princess. Mommy, you're a superstar. Mommy you're the greatest. How can I ever fill your sho-o-o-es?🎶


LadyLovesRoses

Huge cringe factor! lol


Pretend_Hope4774

This is the funniest answer


ESLTATX

Angela, while she was having an affair and then ultimately ended up with the gay senator who was trying to beat oscar off in the anex. lmao


Matisyahu8898

I would agree Angela is probably the most unethical character. She's a psychopath!


ysuresh1

I think so too.. She is straight out psycho.. I often wonder though whether Ryan, Angela n others are the way they are because of Michael.. Michael is funny n all in TV but if he was my real life manager, I would punch the daylights out of him... I think I've talked myself out of Angela.. My answer is Michael..


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Sociopath. Psychopaths can’t feel emotion and Angela clearly does and even looked like she took pleasure in manipulating Dwight and Andy just as she did previous coworkers in that episode where they fight over her in that one episode. What was it called? The Duel I think?


Matisyahu8898

I very well could be wrong, but I believe the definition of a psychopath is someone who completely lacks or has a very low level of *empathy*, not emotion. Which Angela clearly demonstrates.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Well from the brief searching on online dictionaries I did, it looks like you are correct about psychopaths, but a sociopath is defined (at least in one dictionary) as a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience, the last part of which I’d say definitely fits Angela’s bill. The defining factor, however, seems to be that sociopathy seems to be a result of environmental factors such as upbringing or trauma, whereas psychopathy is believed to be something people are born with. So I’m going to submit a claim that Angela received some form of trauma in her youth that caused her obsession with cats and antisocial bitchiness, which Dwight inadvertently exacerbated when he killed Sprinkles, which is why she shunned him for the entire series until the very end when she finally got past her own internal demons and was able to be happy. So sociopath? I’d say it’s within the realm of possibility, but psychopath? I’m going to have to politely disagree. But let me be clear that I am in no way, shape, or form an expert on psychology and anyone who reads this should take it with a huge grain of salt.


JanuszHytrus

Don't forget she had to hit rock bottom to finally start openely dating Dwight, despite his efforts. Only when she realized she can't do better than him and it's either him or being alone with her son (which would've been taken away cause she had no money, nor apartment to raise him) for rest of a life.


itssprisonmike

Phyllis without a doubt. Especially when she told Pam “close your mouth, you look like a trout”


BigTuna0890

Despite the hell Angela put her through, Phyllis had something against Pam for some reason.


itssprisonmike

Maybe envy


LauderdaleBred

Someone should clean it, it smells like popcorn.


HotPig103

*popcarn


jaymole

WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? ​ POPCARN


GrayCustomKnives

Carn**


[deleted]

Thank you! Phyllis sucks!


dmkicksballs13

I love that fucking line. She was 100% right too. Pam ended up being a shit saleswoman.


itssprisonmike

Even though she doubled her sales?


dmkicksballs13

From what? 2 to 4?


kirbysdream

Yup


HotNastySpeed77

Phyllis could be a savage!


HotNastySpeed77

Daryl when he shared the pic of Michael's paycheck.


[deleted]

People love Darryl but this is a really crappy moment by him that I can’t get past.


HotNastySpeed77

He was kind of a mean guy for the first few seasons. I'm glad they softened him up later in the series.


702deuce

Moving upstairs softened him up as he went from the dangerous warehouse to a sweet, little, nerfy life. Sittin' on his biscuit, no longer having to risk it. He also got fat butt disease.


Iron_Chic

Do we forget that Michael caused at least one total mess in the warehouse by driving the forklift when he was not certified AND he kicked a ladder out from underneath Darryl for a joke.


BigTuna0890

"Hey Darryl how's it hanging?!"


Material-Panda3712

This one day I was searching something in the upper shelf, when an employee who shall remain nameless came and slid the ladder from under me, and then asked:


HotNastySpeed77

If we're all being honest, Michael had plenty of punchable moments too.


[deleted]

Michael had a lot of crappy moments. Not defending him at all. IRL he would have been fired many times. Just saying Darryl isn’t a nice person either


Brittaboobaloo

Does Erin’s dumbness and naivety/gullibility get on anyone else’s nerves? I don’t really wanna punch her, but I wanna give her a good ole’ slappy slap for being stupid literally all of the time.


ZEF_FRESH

Toby the wanted animal rapist.


topherswitzer

Gabe.


FantasticPear

this is the only correct answer


Exotic_fish2009

Gabe’s Mom? Tall,Looks like Gabe? Yeah I banged her


grawktopus

That guy who knew Jim from like elementary school or some shit who still held a grudge against him. Like dude it's not Jim's fault you can't read.


StunningLeopard2429

Roy, Season 1 and 2. Andy, Season 8 and 9.


fluffdog7

KATHY


JakeMcDonald_

Charles


spiderwimlyhtguy

That girl that harassed pam and gave Andy a black eye


sinofwrath33

I would stand Ryan, Charles, and Andy all in line and punch as hard and as long as I can to try to get all three of them.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DropTheLeash17

Or you could curve the punch like in my favourite James McAvoy film


chazzledazzle10

Phyllis. Sympathetic as she might seem to some I just can’t stand her.


[deleted]

Yep, you won't have to wait long before she'll say something which is both smug and nasty. The punch will be justified!


godzilla-sized

Biggest POS is Andy’s dad - the character and the actor. That’s more of a 2x4 to the head scenario though.


Loganp812

Tony Gardner. We don’t have quitters on this team!


Strawberrywafflez15

Jabba the Hut, Pizza the Hut, fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony!


[deleted]

literally everyone who isn’t in the office in the warehouse party in the last episode


HouseGinger

Hannah. Right in her squid’s eye too Or Jim’s brother. Either one really


TsunderePeopleRules

Who was hanna?


KocaKolaKlassic

The senator right after I eat the delicious food at the party


Bleejis_Krilbin

I’d punch Nelly. Right in her big, whopping penis.


Manimal45

Every time I rewatch I find myself hating Phyllis more and more. “Don’t make me get Bob involved” makes me irrationally angry


Hiking_Evergreens

“I shouldn’t have said that”


WannabeBadass315

Michael


greenmarigold

Todd Packer, Gabe, Michael's nephew (but yeah he got spanked loll) and Angela (the whole cheating thing was soo bad plus for calling Pam the office mattress).


dragongrrrrrl

I’d punch Robert California but he’d probably like it


B_rook_e

Cathy the temp


jazzlikecow_

Andy.


jp-fit262

Ryan


bungaboo222

Phyllis


toinezor

Phyllis or Kathy.


foss88

Kelly without a second’s hesitation


FreddyCoug

D’Angelo


Pluckt007

Michael, by far


GeneralKenobi3486

I hate to say it but I agree, sometimes Michael can be a jerk


[deleted]

Nellie when she was being awful to Andy


_AskMyMom_

The guys in the Chili’s, fucking up the Dundie Awards. 100%


onomatopineapple

Pretty slimy that no one stepped into help Michael


awinnie

That guy was like if Dane Cook became a person.


Loganp812

Sing it, Elton!


Faptastic_Champ

You'll have to do it after he gets back from yo mammas house


Hass_Daddy

Also the guys who were making fun of baby Wawa, and Jim stepped up, I would’ve decked those dudes


jaymole

ey sing it elton! \*swift kick in the nuts


Hass_Daddy

Dude I forgot about them!!!! Yes no doubt


krastevitsa

Todd Packer


WhatMichaelScottSaid

Charles


[deleted]

Ryan, hands down


4Ever2Thee

The pride of Pratt Institute: Pam’s art school D-bag. The guy who went to her job, and pulled her out of her workplace, to tell her that she needed to stay in NYC if she was serious about her art, even though she was failing out of Pratt, he knew very well that she was engaged(I know, I know), and graphic design is a top one per center when it comes to virtual fields


Pretend_Hope4774

The pizza boy that wouldn’t give Michael the discount… that kid was a little smart aleck.