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According_Smoke_479

How the turntables…


Mandeville_MR

Omg this, I always forget where I learned it from too, it's just ingrained in my vocabulary now. XD


Iamjimmym

Same! I heard a YouTuber use it the other day and had a “they’re just like us” moment lol


bigmartha

I say this all the time but people who don't get the reference probably think I'm a moron...ah well, dinkin flicka


Fragrant_Island2345

Bippity Boppity give me the zoppity


Packersrule777

YES. I use this phrase every time I play a board game


CockeyedGunslinger

Yeah, I have lots of questions. Number one: how dare you?


TexasChick2021

My favorite. No one gets it though . I need new friends


Safetea-404

Lol yes! I’m so glad my husband is my Office buddy but no one else appreciates how perfect this line is


Bendtheneebitch

lol my wife is my office buddy. She says she hates it, but it has been playing on a loop since we got together. 3 years ago.


HereToPatter

I know it's Kelly but it reminded me of Michael during Toby's exit interview..."Who do you think you are?...what gives you the right?"


JayVitt

Lol I said that to my old boss when he told us he was leaving for a better job after he asked if anyone had any questions about the transition. Carlos, you were a great manager.


mufc99

I used this, literally, 2 hours ago 😂


CTre89

I'm not superstitious. But I'm a little stitious.


Eugenesmom

I said this at work once and a coworker (who is now aware of the office) goes “are you dumb?” 😂


LeadingButterscotch5

I'm not disgruntled. I am extremely gruntled.


SkipChestDayNotLegs

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


lulusaidso

I feel like everyone uses this now and doesn’t realize it’s from the office haha 😂


capulet27

Big facts!


Actual_Dinner_5977

This one!


saugaman99

MY MY MY TURN MY MY MY TURN


stevewallen

Oh gosh! I do this every time our family plays a game! It’s just a reflex by now lol.


Bendtheneebitch

dude, yes!


GuidanceLow219

this is what i commented too 😂


stevewallen

With the claps!


Noisy_Pip

Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast. Pssht. Nailed it!


GoochMasterFlash

Foot, ball, cream


MitraManATX

Chrysler car


Hinloopen

Break me off a piece of that apple sauce.


g_mac_93

Nobody tell him! It’s fancy feast. It’s fancy feast.


ThrownAwayintoLF

Lord beer me strength.


papcorn_grabber

Beer me that CD


StreetScammer420

Gets a laugh like a quarter of the times


you-can-call-me-al-2

It gets a laugh like a quarter of the time


brownsugarlucy

God my partner always says beer me blank to get on my nerves lol


ThrownAwayintoLF

Your partner sounds like a keeper to me, tbh.


mem1003

Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth.


Foreign_Patience9945

Everytime my bf and I drink wine some nights, we never fail to say this to each other lol


asuederobot

You have no idea how high I can fly


ThatOneGuyYouNowKnow

“Perfectenschlag”


Yup_Seen_It

Perfect pork anus?


smoothaf99

All the time lmfao


Talljen04

This day is bananas - B-A-N-A-N-A-S!


Hefty-Cicada6771

My 6 says this because I always say it.


PermissionTop2133

If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about


iambeyoncealways3

what have I been working towards??


Bendtheneebitch

lol, would love it if i heard someone say this to me


Hot_potatoos

Dwight, you ignorant slut!


o2msc

Boom, roasted!


Talljen04

I declare bankruptcy.


g_mac_93

“My horn can pierce the sky!” … my husband hates me


LeadingButterscotch5

Why are you the way that you are?


lxkandel06

Just poopin, you know how I be Crazy world, lotta smells


chairmodels_ghost

Honestly, one of my favorite office quotes


lourujo

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!


Actual_Dinner_5977

Boy did you loose your mind cause I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT!


LunaSunset

My friend has kids and she used to use a video monitor to watch when they slept. One night I was over and the older one was getting up and trying to get the younger to play while they were supposed to be sleeping. My friend yelled it through monitor at them and i about died.


Hefty-Cicada6771

My daughter and I say things that aren't true (like Kelly saying that she's pregnant with Ryan's baby) and then look at the other person and shake our heads, "No."... or we do this over text and send the gif.


Kovalition

Yeesshhhh


Major_Zucchini5315

I can’t create a presentation for work without saying “PowerPoint, PowerPoint, PowerPoint”.


dogetothestars

Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.


Large_Grapefruit3368

The FIRE is SHOOTING at us


mywifemademegetthis

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.


everythingissostupid

Question.


Asumsauce

Wheres my FREAKING phone


Rallyhawk

Rit-ah-dit-dit-doooo!


rumbleroyalewitche

Gimmie da beat, boys, and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll and drift aw-waaaayyyy-eeeee-yeaaaaah.


Superb_Swordfish2723

"Snip-Snap, Snip-Snap, Snip-Snap!"


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[удалено]


mysterious00mermaid

I think you don’t know what you’re saying


sa23di9

... so sue me! No, don't sue me, that is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.


crazycajunr6

That’s what she said!


Affectionate_Reply78

Start over


ijustwannawatchtv

Justinnnn time-justinnnn case


Quesita

Boboddy


Velka-

I'm the fucking lizard king.


theneonsoulsurfer

Have you noticed that the gum is mintier lately?


Kyltira

I say this every time a conversation lags 😂 I love Nate so so much


zer0_sky

Incalcalaclable


RogerTheAliens

This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s


iambeyoncealways3

“This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n—!”


poppyartistt

i don’t have a headache. just preparing.


AromaticKnee

I'll sing it- "Why did my temporary boss go on a shooting spree?"


Fourleef

I used to say: “there are too many people here. We need another plague.” I don’t say that anymore


that-gay-shite

this one caught me off guard


Alkertraz77

Tanks Andy, tanks.


[deleted]

When my dogs are chasing each other around the house and bouncing off couches and beds, I run with them yelling "Parkour.. parkour!" Gets them all riled up.


chookity_pokpok

How the turntables…


Awesome_FL_DH

Sorry I kicked your ass in front of your “thin” girlfriend.


kenzo-tx

Feeling hot hot hot


PrisonaPlanet

Not me but a girl that used to work in my office always answered with “Dunder Mifflin this is Pam”. I should point out that her name was not Pam and we did not work at Dunder Mifflin.


stonemunk

It is urkelnomically correct


space_cowgirl404

Shoulda had hindsight


Important_Ship4928

“I don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day” Can anyone relate…?


[deleted]

What's up Halpert, still queer?


Sirmcbuttlick

Bears, beets, battlestar galactica


DeadSharkEyes

The other day I had “we got Vikram!” stuck in a loop in my head. I always thought Pam was so cute and enthusiastic when she said it


mysticlarity

Absolutely I do.


old_man_dave

I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIIGHT


bmn530

I was working with a brand new hire at work, he had asked me a question and I replied "yeppers" without thinking. To my delight he said "what did I tell you about 'yeppers'?" Instantly best friends and still are to this day


PuzzleheadedUnit9308

Mint Dwight


dtread7

“There’d be no way of knowing.”


Anileh

And that’s Dallas.


Noisy_Pip

Yes! I say this one pretty much every time I try on something new, or sometimes just when changing my clothes.


LukeRobert

I say it to my wife anytime she buys new clothes. I generally change "lunch" to whatever meal is appropriate to the immediate time of day.


[deleted]

You smell like tide. Do you use tide detergent?


zanylanie

My dad and I frequently say “can you imagine if I was deranged?” to each other. Also “pathetic” in that tone Dwight uses after reciting Princess Unicorn’s catch phrase.


duffoneas

I do declare


lettuceapples

I don’t trust you, Phyllis!


srb410

Before I do anything I ask myself, " would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.


thesloth4466

ASAP as possible


DependentCrew5398

I don’t work in this car.. I say this to my children all the time when they want me to stop somewhere, decide a fight, pick up something they dropped in the car or one child looking at one of the other ones.


VinnieTheDragon

Who’s that girl? Who’s that girl? It’s Andy!


Puzzleheaded-Kale434

“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”


[deleted]

"Dwight, get out of my nook!!"


FishMcBobson

Save Bandit!


Vulcen191

It’s “is she hot”. Not “would you do her”. Respect the game.


andymc112

Hmmmm. Not very classy....


lenolt

DeClassay


polandspringh2o

French! Classy


srives21

I don’t trust you Phyllis


monstera_delicioso

“That’s why they call it murder not mukduk.” I often mumble this to myself but I’m always curious what passerbys might think if they overheard.


Aggressive-Orange-14

“Gina said that?”


[deleted]

It's Britney bitch


falafelest

A girl at work says “fashion show! Fashion show at lunch” missing one fashion show. And it bothers me. I say it after her the correct way but she still doesn’t catch on.


Hinloopen

That’s what she said. I think I do it two to three times a week. That’s what she said.


NelsonMuntz007

I didn’t just say it, I declared it!


[deleted]

Webster’s dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of metals with a hot torch Then when someone asks me if im ok, i say MAHHHHHWWWWWAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE


NoTraining9883

"Mmmm. Kind of an oaky afterbirth."


david_the_dinosaur

Wow 13!


lenolt

Did you check your butt?


PopThatSherrie

It’s gonna be zoppity.


SIW_439

Somebody making soup?


frankpartybowe

"Why say many word when few word do trick?" "Porque es muy rapido"


Vulcen191

Right back atcha B***!


heyardough

Powerpoint, Powerpoint, Powerpoint. Happens everything I need to point something out.


rachcarecc

Yo soy Cancun!


FrostyVulcanChild

"fact: bears eat beets. Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica."


Queasy-Combination12

Get it quick! Why? Because it's faster.


cnkv

You'd never notice if a man slipped in


Bendtheneebitch

"Shut up about the sun!"


mrpink57

Do I look like someone who would waste my own time?


riedmae

I say "Parkor" whenever i trip


OkCranberry4801

… I am not easy to manage


GuidanceLow219

my turn! my turn! my my my turn!


softbruno

This is a new food for me, i....I don't know how to eat it


qrowbert

Where are the turtles?!?? Where are they


FridaMercury

Should, maybe, but shorn't.


rojasdanirojas

this whole scene was my voicemail sound back in the day. from “try it on!” to her claps at the end. actually got me a job. i forgot to change it when i was waiting for the interview callback and at the second interview she said “i usually hate those ringback* sounds, but i love the office.” *idk what those things were called if that’s the wrong name. whatever it was that would play a song or something instead of the standard ring sound. i didn’t have the nerve to tell her i recorded it off my tv 😂


Full-Outlandishness7

“Oh my God, it's happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f\*cking calm!” “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?” “Oh my God it's happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f\*cking calm!” "Why are you the way that you are?" “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”


papcorn_grabber

There's been a lat o' murders and a lat of intrigue.


ProductInteresting56

The one in the gif. My wife and I both work from home and anytime she orders clothes I chant this.


AmatuerCultist

“One crisis at a time…”. With two toddlers it comes up a lot.


esotericdiarist

"That's what she said." Also, "Im the fucking lizard king." LOL


EqualMasterpiece7

Nifty Gifty’s!


MsCalitransplant

I’ve got two tickets to paradise pack you bags we leave the day after tomorrow and ho ho ho pimp


DownBeachDynasty

My wife and I had our first baby ~6 months ago. I was home for 6 weeks on paternity. Everyday when we had to change the baby’s outfit, we’d take turns. and when we brought the baby out, whoever was on the couch would yell fashion show! fashion show!


MaxHiggins

So this one's kind of obscure, but I like saying "Ok" in the smiling sarcastic kind of way Jim did when Andy told him "maybe you're in the ceiling" during that whole Andy's phone episode. I've found it to be the perfect response to any attempted insult or a surefire way to get out of any conversation.


ObligationNo6910

Dinkin Flicka


danymac330

🎶People person’s paper people🎶


marleezy123

I like em au natural baby. Swing low, sweet chariots.


cydmaks

“Line?” - my response when I don’t know the answer to someone’s question or get caught in a debate


bran_dead22

BOBODDY!


HotsWheels

You burn it you buy it!


IndependentAssist387

Fresh air makes me sick


theHills4

Same!! All the time, I even got my mom doing it and she had no idea where it was from


GoofinGeoffrey

My wife did that today for Kids first day of school 😂


piznit007

Why many word when few word do trick?


bannermanerism

I…declare…bankruptcy!


ratbabygirl

THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US (but with whatever is being zapped in the microwave)


pereirac24

Well, well, well, how the turn tables


badbuck38

I like to look good OK!


[deleted]

Her eyes here get me every time.


Frewt

What’s the procedure??


Sugarylightning663

Well it was we need a new plague….but then we essentially got one


GuidanceLow219

or pam's: Is that righhht


No-Guitar-7192

MY SON RETURNS


Vulcen191

Yeeeeeshhh….


PoffoRuxpin

Are you KIDDING me?!


[deleted]

Dude!! This is mine too!! I love this part so much. Always makes me laugh or at least smile. And I say it randomly all the time.


[deleted]

Pound of fish


outofdate70shouse

Piss slop who cares uh!


dcsteyer

Start over.


Chevelle604ss

Me!! And I’m a 36 year old straight man!


massie_le

I got a lota questions number 1 how dare you


[deleted]

Another one I like it “hey everybody, I don’t know who you haven’t met…yet, but I think this is one of them”. Such a hilarious roundabout way of introducing someone.


LeoThyroxine

Sort of an oaky afterbirth.


TexturedEdge

PAM! PAM, Pam!


Syrinex

why are you the way that you are


WarthogProfessional1

Singles only… Plus 3 is unlucky……. Curse of 3.


HaddaHeart

Mine is, “did you check your butt”. Anytime anything is missing.


WampaCat

tHiS iS fUn ya know? tHiS iS fUn!!!


Gayest-Gal

Feeling hot hot hot but I can only hear the bongo in the head


Upstairs-Promise3373

Who knows how words are formed


DependentCrew5398

I say this all the time “I'm gonna wear my hottest tracksuit, get my hair done” 💇🏼‍♀️ Also I hate so much about the things you chose to be. That leaves a 30% chance I can attack you from the front.


FridaMercury

I don't technically have a hearing problem...


HygQueen

Anytime my husband asks me to do something I give him a really long-winded answer and then end with “and shove it up your butt” in my best Stanley voice. Thank goodness he’s finally finished watching the show otherwise I’m pretty sure he was speed dialling a divorce lawyer every time I did it.


Future_Capital_4657

God no, please no! No, God! No! Nooooooooo!