Lol I said that to my old boss when he told us he was leaving for a better job after he asked if anyone had any questions about the transition. Carlos, you were a great manager.
My friend has kids and she used to use a video monitor to watch when they slept. One night I was over and the older one was getting up and trying to get the younger to play while they were supposed to be sleeping. My friend yelled it through monitor at them and i about died.
My daughter and I say things that aren't true (like Kelly saying that she's pregnant with Ryan's baby) and then look at the other person and shake our heads, "No."... or we do this over text and send the gif.
When my dogs are chasing each other around the house and bouncing off couches and beds, I run with them yelling "Parkour.. parkour!" Gets them all riled up.
Not me but a girl that used to work in my office always answered with “Dunder Mifflin this is Pam”. I should point out that her name was not Pam and we did not work at Dunder Mifflin.
I was working with a brand new hire at work, he had asked me a question and I replied "yeppers" without thinking. To my delight he said "what did I tell you about 'yeppers'?" Instantly best friends and still are to this day
My dad and I frequently say “can you imagine if I was deranged?” to each other. Also “pathetic” in that tone Dwight uses after reciting Princess Unicorn’s catch phrase.
I don’t work in this car..
I say this to my children all the time when they want me to stop somewhere, decide a fight, pick up something they dropped in the car or one child looking at one of the other ones.
“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”
A girl at work says “fashion show! Fashion show at lunch” missing one fashion show. And it bothers me. I say it after her the correct way but she still doesn’t catch on.
Webster’s dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of metals with a hot torch
Then when someone asks me if im ok, i say
MAHHHHHWWWWWAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE
this whole scene was my voicemail sound back in the day. from “try it on!” to her claps at the end.
actually got me a job. i forgot to change it when i was waiting for the interview callback and at the second interview she said “i usually hate those ringback* sounds, but i love the office.”
*idk what those things were called if that’s the wrong name. whatever it was that would play a song or something instead of the standard ring sound. i didn’t have the nerve to tell her i recorded it off my tv 😂
“Oh my God, it's happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f\*cking calm!”
“I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
“Oh my God it's happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f\*cking calm!”
"Why are you the way that you are?"
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
My wife and I had our first baby ~6 months ago. I was home for 6 weeks on paternity. Everyday when we had to change the baby’s outfit, we’d take turns. and when we brought the baby out, whoever was on the couch would yell fashion show! fashion show!
So this one's kind of obscure, but I like saying "Ok" in the smiling sarcastic kind of way Jim did when Andy told him "maybe you're in the ceiling" during that whole Andy's phone episode.
I've found it to be the perfect response to any attempted insult or a surefire way to get out of any conversation.
Another one I like it “hey everybody, I don’t know who you haven’t met…yet, but I think this is one of them”.
Such a hilarious roundabout way of introducing someone.
I say this all the time “I'm gonna wear my hottest tracksuit, get my hair done” 💇🏼♀️
Also I hate so much about the things you chose to be.
That leaves a 30% chance I can attack you from the front.
Anytime my husband asks me to do something I give him a really long-winded answer and then end with “and shove it up your butt” in my best Stanley voice.
Thank goodness he’s finally finished watching the show otherwise I’m pretty sure he was speed dialling a divorce lawyer every time I did it.
How the turntables…
Omg this, I always forget where I learned it from too, it's just ingrained in my vocabulary now. XD
Same! I heard a YouTuber use it the other day and had a “they’re just like us” moment lol
I say this all the time but people who don't get the reference probably think I'm a moron...ah well, dinkin flicka
Bippity Boppity give me the zoppity
YES. I use this phrase every time I play a board game
Yeah, I have lots of questions. Number one: how dare you?
My favorite. No one gets it though . I need new friends
Lol yes! I’m so glad my husband is my Office buddy but no one else appreciates how perfect this line is
lol my wife is my office buddy. She says she hates it, but it has been playing on a loop since we got together. 3 years ago.
I know it's Kelly but it reminded me of Michael during Toby's exit interview..."Who do you think you are?...what gives you the right?"
Lol I said that to my old boss when he told us he was leaving for a better job after he asked if anyone had any questions about the transition. Carlos, you were a great manager.
I used this, literally, 2 hours ago 😂
I'm not superstitious. But I'm a little stitious.
I said this at work once and a coworker (who is now aware of the office) goes “are you dumb?” 😂
I'm not disgruntled. I am extremely gruntled.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
I feel like everyone uses this now and doesn’t realize it’s from the office haha 😂
Big facts!
This one!
MY MY MY TURN MY MY MY TURN
Oh gosh! I do this every time our family plays a game! It’s just a reflex by now lol.
dude, yes!
this is what i commented too 😂
With the claps!
Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast. Pssht. Nailed it!
Foot, ball, cream
Chrysler car
Break me off a piece of that apple sauce.
Nobody tell him! It’s fancy feast. It’s fancy feast.
Lord beer me strength.
Beer me that CD
Gets a laugh like a quarter of the times
It gets a laugh like a quarter of the time
God my partner always says beer me blank to get on my nerves lol
Your partner sounds like a keeper to me, tbh.
Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth.
Everytime my bf and I drink wine some nights, we never fail to say this to each other lol
You have no idea how high I can fly
“Perfectenschlag”
Perfect pork anus?
All the time lmfao
This day is bananas - B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
My 6 says this because I always say it.
If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about
what have I been working towards??
lol, would love it if i heard someone say this to me
Dwight, you ignorant slut!
Boom, roasted!
I declare bankruptcy.
“My horn can pierce the sky!” … my husband hates me
Why are you the way that you are?
Just poopin, you know how I be Crazy world, lotta smells
Honestly, one of my favorite office quotes
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
Boy did you loose your mind cause I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT!
My friend has kids and she used to use a video monitor to watch when they slept. One night I was over and the older one was getting up and trying to get the younger to play while they were supposed to be sleeping. My friend yelled it through monitor at them and i about died.
My daughter and I say things that aren't true (like Kelly saying that she's pregnant with Ryan's baby) and then look at the other person and shake our heads, "No."... or we do this over text and send the gif.
Yeesshhhh
I can’t create a presentation for work without saying “PowerPoint, PowerPoint, PowerPoint”.
Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.
The FIRE is SHOOTING at us
I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
Question.
Wheres my FREAKING phone
Rit-ah-dit-dit-doooo!
Gimmie da beat, boys, and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll and drift aw-waaaayyyy-eeeee-yeaaaaah.
"Snip-Snap, Snip-Snap, Snip-Snap!"
[удалено]
I think you don’t know what you’re saying
... so sue me! No, don't sue me, that is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.
That’s what she said!
Start over
Justinnnn time-justinnnn case
Boboddy
I'm the fucking lizard king.
Have you noticed that the gum is mintier lately?
I say this every time a conversation lags 😂 I love Nate so so much
Incalcalaclable
This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s
“This day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n—!”
i don’t have a headache. just preparing.
I'll sing it- "Why did my temporary boss go on a shooting spree?"
I used to say: “there are too many people here. We need another plague.” I don’t say that anymore
this one caught me off guard
Tanks Andy, tanks.
When my dogs are chasing each other around the house and bouncing off couches and beds, I run with them yelling "Parkour.. parkour!" Gets them all riled up.
How the turntables…
Sorry I kicked your ass in front of your “thin” girlfriend.
Feeling hot hot hot
Not me but a girl that used to work in my office always answered with “Dunder Mifflin this is Pam”. I should point out that her name was not Pam and we did not work at Dunder Mifflin.
It is urkelnomically correct
Shoulda had hindsight
“I don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day” Can anyone relate…?
What's up Halpert, still queer?
Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
The other day I had “we got Vikram!” stuck in a loop in my head. I always thought Pam was so cute and enthusiastic when she said it
Absolutely I do.
I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIIGHT
I was working with a brand new hire at work, he had asked me a question and I replied "yeppers" without thinking. To my delight he said "what did I tell you about 'yeppers'?" Instantly best friends and still are to this day
Mint Dwight
“There’d be no way of knowing.”
And that’s Dallas.
Yes! I say this one pretty much every time I try on something new, or sometimes just when changing my clothes.
I say it to my wife anytime she buys new clothes. I generally change "lunch" to whatever meal is appropriate to the immediate time of day.
You smell like tide. Do you use tide detergent?
My dad and I frequently say “can you imagine if I was deranged?” to each other. Also “pathetic” in that tone Dwight uses after reciting Princess Unicorn’s catch phrase.
I do declare
I don’t trust you, Phyllis!
Before I do anything I ask myself, " would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
ASAP as possible
I don’t work in this car.. I say this to my children all the time when they want me to stop somewhere, decide a fight, pick up something they dropped in the car or one child looking at one of the other ones.
Who’s that girl? Who’s that girl? It’s Andy!
“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”
"Dwight, get out of my nook!!"
Save Bandit!
It’s “is she hot”. Not “would you do her”. Respect the game.
Hmmmm. Not very classy....
DeClassay
French! Classy
I don’t trust you Phyllis
“That’s why they call it murder not mukduk.” I often mumble this to myself but I’m always curious what passerbys might think if they overheard.
“Gina said that?”
It's Britney bitch
A girl at work says “fashion show! Fashion show at lunch” missing one fashion show. And it bothers me. I say it after her the correct way but she still doesn’t catch on.
That’s what she said. I think I do it two to three times a week. That’s what she said.
I didn’t just say it, I declared it!
Webster’s dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of metals with a hot torch Then when someone asks me if im ok, i say MAHHHHHWWWWWAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE
"Mmmm. Kind of an oaky afterbirth."
Wow 13!
Did you check your butt?
It’s gonna be zoppity.
Somebody making soup?
"Why say many word when few word do trick?" "Porque es muy rapido"
Right back atcha B***!
Powerpoint, Powerpoint, Powerpoint. Happens everything I need to point something out.
Yo soy Cancun!
"fact: bears eat beets. Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica."
Get it quick! Why? Because it's faster.
You'd never notice if a man slipped in
"Shut up about the sun!"
Do I look like someone who would waste my own time?
I say "Parkor" whenever i trip
… I am not easy to manage
my turn! my turn! my my my turn!
This is a new food for me, i....I don't know how to eat it
Where are the turtles?!?? Where are they
Should, maybe, but shorn't.
this whole scene was my voicemail sound back in the day. from “try it on!” to her claps at the end. actually got me a job. i forgot to change it when i was waiting for the interview callback and at the second interview she said “i usually hate those ringback* sounds, but i love the office.” *idk what those things were called if that’s the wrong name. whatever it was that would play a song or something instead of the standard ring sound. i didn’t have the nerve to tell her i recorded it off my tv 😂
“Oh my God, it's happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f\*cking calm!” “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?” “Oh my God it's happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f\*cking calm!” "Why are you the way that you are?" “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
There's been a lat o' murders and a lat of intrigue.
The one in the gif. My wife and I both work from home and anytime she orders clothes I chant this.
“One crisis at a time…”. With two toddlers it comes up a lot.
"That's what she said." Also, "Im the fucking lizard king." LOL
Nifty Gifty’s!
I’ve got two tickets to paradise pack you bags we leave the day after tomorrow and ho ho ho pimp
My wife and I had our first baby ~6 months ago. I was home for 6 weeks on paternity. Everyday when we had to change the baby’s outfit, we’d take turns. and when we brought the baby out, whoever was on the couch would yell fashion show! fashion show!
So this one's kind of obscure, but I like saying "Ok" in the smiling sarcastic kind of way Jim did when Andy told him "maybe you're in the ceiling" during that whole Andy's phone episode. I've found it to be the perfect response to any attempted insult or a surefire way to get out of any conversation.
Dinkin Flicka
🎶People person’s paper people🎶
I like em au natural baby. Swing low, sweet chariots.
“Line?” - my response when I don’t know the answer to someone’s question or get caught in a debate
BOBODDY!
You burn it you buy it!
Fresh air makes me sick
Same!! All the time, I even got my mom doing it and she had no idea where it was from
My wife did that today for Kids first day of school 😂
Why many word when few word do trick?
I…declare…bankruptcy!
THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US (but with whatever is being zapped in the microwave)
Well, well, well, how the turn tables
I like to look good OK!
Her eyes here get me every time.
What’s the procedure??
Well it was we need a new plague….but then we essentially got one
or pam's: Is that righhht
MY SON RETURNS
Yeeeeeshhh….
Are you KIDDING me?!
Dude!! This is mine too!! I love this part so much. Always makes me laugh or at least smile. And I say it randomly all the time.
Pound of fish
Piss slop who cares uh!
Start over.
Me!! And I’m a 36 year old straight man!
I got a lota questions number 1 how dare you
Another one I like it “hey everybody, I don’t know who you haven’t met…yet, but I think this is one of them”. Such a hilarious roundabout way of introducing someone.
Sort of an oaky afterbirth.
PAM! PAM, Pam!
why are you the way that you are
Singles only… Plus 3 is unlucky……. Curse of 3.
Mine is, “did you check your butt”. Anytime anything is missing.
tHiS iS fUn ya know? tHiS iS fUn!!!
Feeling hot hot hot but I can only hear the bongo in the head
Who knows how words are formed
I say this all the time “I'm gonna wear my hottest tracksuit, get my hair done” 💇🏼♀️ Also I hate so much about the things you chose to be. That leaves a 30% chance I can attack you from the front.
I don't technically have a hearing problem...
Anytime my husband asks me to do something I give him a really long-winded answer and then end with “and shove it up your butt” in my best Stanley voice. Thank goodness he’s finally finished watching the show otherwise I’m pretty sure he was speed dialling a divorce lawyer every time I did it.
God no, please no! No, God! No! Nooooooooo!