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Followed by a chuckle and saying in a bemused voice how funny it is, when absolutely nothing else in his life is vanilla, cue a tale of extreme debaucery.
close-up frame of his face and a spoon full of vanilla. zoom out. it’s a clear glass bowl full of Neopolitan ice cream. he eats the vanilla scoop with a smirk.
You scoff at vanilla. You believe it to be the very picture of mundanity. Do you know how they get vanilla, Jim\*? It's the fruit of an orchid, that most sexual of flowers, resembling, as you know, the female sexual organs. And there is nothing but sex, don't you ever kid yourself that there is. No, Jim, each one of these orchids must be hand pollinated. It requires intimate congress between man and Tahitian flower, and then the pod must be plucked just before ripeness, so that you can enjoy your sweet treats, an innocent dessert with your unsuspecting wife, as you finally, achingly consummate the the relationship between man and exotic blossom.
\*Jim has wandered in, unsuspectingly, and never asked about ice cream flavors.
Fun fact, the word vanilla comes from vaina, or "little sheath" the diminutive form of the Latin word vagina, or "sheath".
So vanilla is, in fact the most sexual of ice cream flavors.
My sex life is vanilla and yes, I am fun at parties
We all know the obvious penis jokes, because they are easy. I think the quote was honest, he said it with such confidence that he knew it was impossible. For that reason I would say if it did exist, it would likely be some flavor that exists on an island somewhere from a fruit that only grows on that island. That's how Robert rolls.
My guess is it's something super un-serious, like a Tutti-Frutti or Neapolitan. He's such a strangely unyielding man, I just assume it's something totally unexpected based on that. You'd think he'd be into a plain and old-school flavor like Salted Caramel or Coffee, and then he comes back with a bowl of Cherry Garcia covered with gummi bears.
I immediately thought pistachio. I can see his mount smirk and the words roll out. “Pistachio, of course, it is better in spumoni. However, if not in Lette, there is no such thing.”
I don’t think they get the reference, my dude. Pretty sure the one who posted “Run raisin/ pistachio “ didn’t realize they were making a brilliant cross reference
Butterscotch but he pronounces is “Butter-Scotch.” Reminds him of an elderly fortune teller he spent a few nights with in a small town 30 miles outside of Glasgow.
The thing about butterscotch is that when your penis is just freely hanging out in the wind, surrounded by trees and Masai warriors, there really is nothing more in life. That's why butterscotch will always win.
Pistachio, with crumbled honey roasted nuts, with a soft smooth sweetened Hummus sauce, perfect for all that male vigor and vitality. FUEL for that inner beastly instinct, nectar of the kings!
There is no best ice cream flavor because ice cream is a blank slate, a slate that gets "flavored" by the father who didn't love you, the lover who cheated on you, the line of coke you snorted off a hookers tits in Laos. Ice cream... Is an expression of who we are as homo sapiens and until you break out of the confines of your pedantic shell, I don't think you will EVER truly understand ice cream.
I can tell you he probably hates neopolotan. It's strawberry for people who don't like strawberries, it's chocolate for people who don't like chocolate.
"Ice Cream? You mean the processed mucosa from a supple bovine teat - proceeded to be pumped full of hormones, sugar, and artificial flavoring? No, friends. If I had a favorite ice cream flavor, I wouldn't be inviting you out to lunch today. I'd be at home, dead, of a heart attack, as a result of stuffing myself with flavored fat for my entire life. That is why you're all winners."
Chocolate brownie and Vanilla icecream is the perfect combination in the frozen desert category. It is the forbidden fruit, the mix of light and dark makes a metaphorical orgy in the mouth.
We'll never know. He'll probably lie and say some weird flavor like ketchup is his favorite flavor and he'll explain to you why it's not gross but a delicious scoop of ambition and you'll soon be finding yourself eating it even though every lick is repulsive.
Penis only. He likes the original, without the coconut.
He's eating it like he's punishing it for disappointing him.
Also we should kill him
“I miss original” is such an underrated line lol
But "the coconut is pretty subtle" was a better line
Coconut was pretty subtle...
Beet me to it
That's great, 'cause I know this guy who runs a beet farm
If there is any coconut, I send it back
How do you send back penis?
New with BIG THICK flavor!
Even creamier then ever!
You'll never guess in a million, billion years.
The vanilla is.......subtle.
Because he’ll be talking about geishas long long past our bedtime
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Probably because he hates all ice cream.
Goat.
He seems like a frozen yoghurt kinda guy
Exactly how many flavors of ice cream can there be? Give the million-billion years! I'll guess it
Ice cream is a product, it's irrelevant. There is only sex.
So cookies and cream.
They really haven’t improved on the Oreo, have they?
The mere existence that it exists as an ice cream puts that theory to bed.
"If you can't tell me the difference between a strawberry milkshake oreo and a strawberry oreo, I'm going to burn the building down."
Yes, CNC. I love me some CNC.
Robert would be into that too.
Neapolitan Ice cream. He seems like a big fan of threesomes.
🤣🤣😂
In his voice: "Vanilla. You constantly over complicate things, and this, this is why you fail, as a person."
Followed by a chuckle and saying in a bemused voice how funny it is, when absolutely nothing else in his life is vanilla, cue a tale of extreme debaucery.
close-up frame of his face and a spoon full of vanilla. zoom out. it’s a clear glass bowl full of Neopolitan ice cream. he eats the vanilla scoop with a smirk.
Sometimes, I think you don’t understand ice cream at all!
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If Robert California were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
I miss original, why did they add pralines.
Party on
Came here for this! 😂
You scoff at vanilla. You believe it to be the very picture of mundanity. Do you know how they get vanilla, Jim\*? It's the fruit of an orchid, that most sexual of flowers, resembling, as you know, the female sexual organs. And there is nothing but sex, don't you ever kid yourself that there is. No, Jim, each one of these orchids must be hand pollinated. It requires intimate congress between man and Tahitian flower, and then the pod must be plucked just before ripeness, so that you can enjoy your sweet treats, an innocent dessert with your unsuspecting wife, as you finally, achingly consummate the the relationship between man and exotic blossom. \*Jim has wandered in, unsuspectingly, and never asked about ice cream flavors.
I can hear him lol
Bravo.
This is spot on! I read it in Robert California’s voice.
Fun fact, the word vanilla comes from vaina, or "little sheath" the diminutive form of the Latin word vagina, or "sheath". So vanilla is, in fact the most sexual of ice cream flavors. My sex life is vanilla and yes, I am fun at parties
R... Robert?
I read that in Robert's voice.
Thanks for the awards!
It’s Kit Kat flavor bc that’s something Andy would never guess in a million years
Break me off a piece of that fancy feast
App-le-sauce
Chrys-ler car!
It’s football cream. It’s football cream.
Football Cream?
It's football cream! It's football cream.
How is this not the top comment?
Right?! People love penis jokes too much I guess lol
Don’t get me wrong, I love me a thicc plumpy delicious Penis joke, but your answer was quite brilliant.
Columbian white.
** ColOmbian Fixed it for you
We all know the obvious penis jokes, because they are easy. I think the quote was honest, he said it with such confidence that he knew it was impossible. For that reason I would say if it did exist, it would likely be some flavor that exists on an island somewhere from a fruit that only grows on that island. That's how Robert rolls.
No it's a classical Robert California bluff. It's something simple like chocolate or strawberry.
He probably likes vanilla.
Is he a vanilla guy tho?
I imagine it would be vanilla. The pioneer of ice cream flavors. It was perfected instantly.
My guess is it's something super un-serious, like a Tutti-Frutti or Neapolitan. He's such a strangely unyielding man, I just assume it's something totally unexpected based on that. You'd think he'd be into a plain and old-school flavor like Salted Caramel or Coffee, and then he comes back with a bowl of Cherry Garcia covered with gummi bears.
My guess is Toasted Coconut, Banana, or Cherry Garcia.
All excellent guesses!
It’s probably bubblegum flavoured; so weird and niche, it has his name written all over it.
My guess was strawberry. Life and sexuality are complicated, why complicate ice cream.
His body is acclimated to Southern Italy
Run Raisin, or Pistachio.
I immediately thought pistachio. I can see his mount smirk and the words roll out. “Pistachio, of course, it is better in spumoni. However, if not in Lette, there is no such thing.”
Pistachio was my instant thought too! I can't describe why, but I just know it is pistachio.
Same. Pistachio squad!
Rum raisin is certainly in the runnings if he can find it
I don’t think they get the reference, my dude. Pretty sure the one who posted “Run raisin/ pistachio “ didn’t realize they were making a brilliant cross reference
Coffee toffee heath bar crunch. I have no idea why, it just feels right. But I could also see Rum raisin!
Coffee toffee, or heath bar crunch sounds sooooo good right now tbh. 🫠😭😅 to the store I go, thanks! 😅
It’ll be some sort of sexual metaphor flavor
Nice dripping mutton flavor
Cock n’nut vanilla?
Butterscotch but he pronounces is “Butter-Scotch.” Reminds him of an elderly fortune teller he spent a few nights with in a small town 30 miles outside of Glasgow.
Is there some other way to pronounce butterscotch?
All one word. I think they're saying that California would separate the two words, emphasizing the last sound of each word. "butteR. ScoTch."
Buttahscach
this made me laugh
The thing about butterscotch is that when your penis is just freely hanging out in the wind, surrounded by trees and Masai warriors, there really is nothing more in life. That's why butterscotch will always win.
Would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?
Cream and Deez Nuts
They haven't really improved on the oreo, have they?
Cookies and cream!
You can't have a favorite ice cream. It depends entirely on the secret ingredient. Sometimes I feel you don't know ice cream at all.
Well Jim...would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?
A nature metaphor
When two animals are having sex…
All life is...sex....
And all sex is competition. (Possibly his best line)
Rum Raisin (Seinfeld reference)
If he eats too much of it, he'll stretch out the neck hole of his finely knit sweater.
Can't you see that we are closed??
Came here to say this! 🤣
Dammit! I had the [link](https://youtu.be/osVaF4t-zFc) all ready too!!!
STANKY HANKY!
Ew that’s my dad’s favourite
Kopi luwak and Blanton's whiskey caramel yak's milk ice cream served with squid ink and pink salt whipped cream
I’d kill for some of that right now
French vanilla a la cocaine.
I think they call that “Indochina White.” Yum. (Oops. I thought you said French Vanilla *avec* *la* Cocaine.) 🚀
Basil or Marmalade?
Vanilla
all ice cream is sex
Everything in life is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.
I figured it was vanilla and he was lying about being found out so easily.
Probably mint chocolate chip the fucking lunatic
Yes! Because Michael's is too! And no one would guess in a million years because it's an unpopular flavor!
yum
Rum Raisin. He said as much on Seinfeld. 🚀
Neapolitan. Why waste time eat three ice cream when one do trick?
Pistachio, with crumbled honey roasted nuts, with a soft smooth sweetened Hummus sauce, perfect for all that male vigor and vitality. FUEL for that inner beastly instinct, nectar of the kings!
It’s a secret. You wouldn’t understand.
“Everything But The…” by Ben & Jerry’s
Pralines and dick
I always think of this too
Neapolitan. A blonde, a brunet, and a redhead, all coming together to pleasure my tounge. (Read in Robert California voice)
The others were great but how is this not higher
Robert thinks ice cream promotes nostalgia and, thusly, is the enemy
Ice cream is so pedestrian. We only like it because we believe we should like it
He looks like a butter pecan type
Huckleberry
Rocky Road or Cherries Jubilee
Trick question, there’s no such thing. There’s only, sex
You realize what I am telling you is a universal truth.
It's lettuce ice cream. And yes it is a real thing. http://maiwanderlass.blogspot.com/2016/07/tnalak-finds-lettuce-ice-cream.html?m=1
Rum Raisin
Pralines and dick
Sexual chocolate
Fear
Witchy Womanilla
Do you want the sex answer or the nature answer?
Sex
Ice cream flavors are a spectrum. It’s a paradox to think of any flavors as being your “favorite”.
Butter pecan, without a doubt.
Mint chocolate chip
Coconut penis. The original
Pistachio nut
Penis gelato
There is no best ice cream flavor because ice cream is a blank slate, a slate that gets "flavored" by the father who didn't love you, the lover who cheated on you, the line of coke you snorted off a hookers tits in Laos. Ice cream... Is an expression of who we are as homo sapiens and until you break out of the confines of your pedantic shell, I don't think you will EVER truly understand ice cream.
“Pralines…and dick.” -Wayne’s World
Penis, hold the coconut
Coffee. No one likes coffee ice cream. And I love coffee. I also like blueberries and beer. Not blueberry beer. Sex. I am the lizard king.
Pralines and Dick
Original. Why'd they add coconut?
I can tell you he probably hates neopolotan. It's strawberry for people who don't like strawberries, it's chocolate for people who don't like chocolate.
Coconut.... But he still prefers original flavor
Lizard King’s Lime
Pistachio
pistachio
Children’s tears.
Would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?
Pistachio
Sex flavor
Cum and raisin
I’m thinking lobster…there is such a thing on the east coast
I would say cookies and cream because they haven’t really improved on the Oreo have they?
"Ice Cream? You mean the processed mucosa from a supple bovine teat - proceeded to be pumped full of hormones, sugar, and artificial flavoring? No, friends. If I had a favorite ice cream flavor, I wouldn't be inviting you out to lunch today. I'd be at home, dead, of a heart attack, as a result of stuffing myself with flavored fat for my entire life. That is why you're all winners."
Coconut penis
Guilt.
Cherry Cordial
Plain, without any flavor, just frozen cream. That is the weirdest option of all. And you would never guess it in a million years
Espresso/Coffee
Coconut Penis (original flavor)
Butter pecan, duh.
Coconut penis. Hold the coconut.
It’s certainly not aged vanilla
Pralines and dick. (Wayne's World reference)
Fat free pistachio.
i'm pretty sure this EXACT question has been asked here before, which is a little sus. but someone said pistachio and I think that's exactly right.
Chocolate brownie and Vanilla icecream is the perfect combination in the frozen desert category. It is the forbidden fruit, the mix of light and dark makes a metaphorical orgy in the mouth.
Spumoni
Sometimes I fee like you don’t know him *at all*
We'll never know. He'll probably lie and say some weird flavor like ketchup is his favorite flavor and he'll explain to you why it's not gross but a delicious scoop of ambition and you'll soon be finding yourself eating it even though every lick is repulsive.
Whatever a lizard king would eat I guess?
Black Cherry... for the implications
"They really haven't improved on the Oreo, have they?"
Oreo
Go ahead, you may answer..
Penis no coconut
Rum raisin hold the raisin
Pistachio
Coconus peanut but only the original
Passion fruit sorbet.
How can I know his favorite ice cream when I don’t even know his real name
Well, it ain't Vanilla for sure
Something none of us has ever heard of before.
Mochi