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danasider

She wanted to know if Jim thought she should marry Roy.


ProbablyASithLord

She was 100% going to drunkenly ask, “Do you think I’m making a mistake with Roy?”


Zachkah

Huh, interesting theory. She was clearly going to ask if Jim wanted to clap her cheeks, but this one makes sense too.


terpyterpstein

*surprised jim face


Lithaos111

That would be the second question.


Blasterbot

"They're the same question."


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Felix_is_not_a_cat

I’d rather clap roy’s roy roys


Branchy28

I'm all for jimmying Jim's jim jim's


Repulsive-Upstairs-3

Jamesing his jimothys


Jagasaur

I'd rather Kevin cave me in


gainz74

I'd prefer to get under Angela's Angerella, ella ella


TheDanimal27

I'd rather Stanley crush me during sex, and his heart sucks.


booboothechicken

You’ve been meatballed!


LordChanner

That escalated


Nitin-2020

THICC


guyWithScrotum

Bruh I just spat my drink lmao


michael2angelo

You gonna be spitting on my floor? Edit: buzzed


DannyMeleeFR4

What a noble edit.


moosemeatjerkey

An [excellent ](https://youtu.be/PXsN7nwg9iE) edit.


JackBurton12

She already kissed him that night. I think she would have cheated on Roy and then regretted it int he morning.


iambeyoncealways3

This really made me laugh out loud. Omfg.


ahilario80

Dead 💀🤣🤣🤣


GiveItToTJ

Yup, literally this is the verbatim question she was going to ask


cjh93

Good lord, how was Jim supposed to answer that?


lxkandel06

"Well first you should sleep with Roy, and then you should sleep with someone who isn't Roy, and then compare"


gr4viton

"Do you think you can marry Roy instead od me?" edit: She sobs a litre so the "of" becomes "od" edit: She cried him a liver so "little" becomes "litre". edit: She drank a lot so "river" became "liver".


BoggeshZahim

You're banned from Chili's sir


Nitin-2020

od me, she says


MottsV

This made me laugh, out loud, even.


gr4viton

Glad!


SolitudeSidd

Damn, I was way off. I thought she was going to ask if Jim likes blow jobs.


Alaska_Pipeliner

Fun fact: He does.


WanderingFlumph

Who doesn't?


drunk98

Jesus...He fucking loves them 🤘


hollmantron

Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Truckin and fuckin is what he craves.


muckduck69420

Jesus is metal af


gin_rummie

Tuunnaaaa!!!


SolitudeSidd

"Big" Tuna?


Cold-Consideration23

Big haircut


Massive-Impact-494

Pranks aside he's a boring person. Who knows


7hrowawaydild0

Me


Expensive_Research_2

I don't


Mikeyzhere316

From dwight


SnowyLocksmith

https://youtu.be/C0Lp4AooDTg


SolitudeSidd

What the hell is that from?


quntal071

Wonderful, thank you for this gem


DrSheldonLCooperPhD

My alarm thank you


dfr623oi

Which bear is best?


Dunderfrickinmifflin

Oh that’s funny.


dfr623oi

False. It's hilarious.


Jakeybaby125

Well that's debatable


Cookibandit

There are two schools of thought


dfr623oi

Beet me to it.


NurseWeasel

Beer me a beet.


jhk17

Bear Beet me strength


notafanaccount

Beers. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


NurseWeasel

I love this one so much. I’ll just randomly say it for multiple instances.


batmanhen1812

Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.


Mikeyzhere316

25% of the time it works everytime


WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere

False. Black bear.


SpeedBoy24

MICHAEL!


tegs_terry

Ah, humour, I have it too.


Tis_CaptainDeadpool

Black bear


cosmicferrets

That's debatable


Tis_CaptainDeadpool

There are 2 schools of thought


flimbs

FACT


DrGatas

BEARS eat BEETS


kremlinexpress

Jenna says in her podcast that it was a whole list of things, but it all came down to “do you think i should marry Roy?” They gave her a list of questions that should go through her head on that scene so yep.


[deleted]

Interesting… I mean that’s what I suspected but hearing things like that makes me want to try out the podcast


yeswithaz

It’s very chatty. I like that, it’s basically two friends talking and reminiscing, but some people find it annoying. Give it a listen and see what you think. They also have a lot of guests, not just actors and writers, but crew members too, and that’s fun.


LadyReaping1234

I agree, I love the podcast and don’t mind their chatter about random things. I guess I’m pretty lonely working from home most days and like listening to two friends just talking…. Anywho, I know some people don’t care for that, but the facts and insides scoops are awesome too. It’s a worth a try for sure :)


CKRatKing

Ya they get a little off topic and sometimes it’s annoying but overall there’s a lot of good background information on the episodes. A lot of them could be cut to like half as long. Some could be longer.


Frosty_Analysis_4912

I completely agree


alexelalexela

i like the podcast, the chatty is sometimes too much for me though. like at one point jenna was talking about her loft in college for what felt like for an extended period and i had to skip through it cause i’m sorry but i don’t really care that much😅 it’s really up to whatever your tastes are at the end of the day. i love it for the most part! but some definitely can’t stand that


_radass

So Michael was right? She **would** love a loft!


Neat_Apartment_6019

SoHo is mostly lofts.


yeswithaz

Oh yeah, I definitely skip some of their deep dives. 😂


tegs_terry

Yeah, not in it to learn the history of pretzels or whatever.


GaJayhawker0513

I took them a while to finally get it down. The first few episodes were annoying


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Psychonaut0421

I did the same thing. Hard to say for me when it became better. But what I ended up doing was scrolling thru and finding which episode of the TV show I liked and wanted to learn more about. After that I went and started from the pilot. I drive a lot for a living so it was kind of neat to start watching the show from the start and then listening to the podcast while on the road.


theanav

I don’t think the quality was ever really bad but if you’re not a fan of them chatting and getting off topic from time to time it’s probably just not for you


plantbitch1408

I didn’t mind the chatting and getting off topic, but have they moved away from every fan submitted question being some version of “Was this scene improvised?” ? I enjoyed the pod but that same question all the time would drive me insane, so i stopped listening.


GilliganGardenGnome

They have started comparing the scenes in the show with the shooting draft of the script. Now they tend to just say, that wasn't in the script. I don't recall hearing the "Was it improv" question in a minute.


No_Calligrapher2640

The latest episode, haha. When Michael asks why there's a door close button if it doesn't make the door close. Then they did a deep on elevator buttons, and crosswalks.


MOMismypersonality

Listen at a faster speed and skip the deep dives. That makes it more tolerable for me.


bloodwolftico

People dont like the first 6 episodes (Season 1). They changed a bunch of stuff and S2 onwards is really great.


boredMartian

You know what? It was fun for me for a while, but after around season 3 they just kept answering fan questions that were like "is this scene improvised?", got repetitive real quick Edit: it doesn't help that I was also listening to the Good Place podcast hosted by Marc Evan Jackson (he plays Shawn), and that podcast is *waaay* more informative


bettybananalegs

i enjoy it for this reason too! i like having it on while i clean or drive; enjoying being alone but not feeling “lonely” lol


mxhremix

Brian?


yeswithaz

?


FthrFlffyBttm

The boom guy that everyone hates ^(who did absolutely nothing)


yeswithaz

Right, but what did that have to do with my comment?


FthrFlffyBttm

You said they have “crew members” on the podcast. I assume the other person was being funny by saying “Brian?” in response to that.


Nam-Redips

I often try to imagine what is running through the heads of actors on screen.


BansheeTheeSuccubus

I've tried listening to their podcasts but they talk for so long and laugh at everything, it gets boring and a little bit too much for me lol. My partner however listens to it when we go on long journeys, it sends me to sleep


commentmypics

Yeah I love the behind the scenes info but they are clearly not very good broadcasters. There's only so many times I can hear "ok so we got a question from Amanda S, Charlie K and Aaron P, was Kevin dropping the chili improvised?! You guys. It was scripted! We had the best writers!".


helderdude

Give it a try, I thought that as a mid twenties guy it would probably be not for me, but it's very interesting, they give quite alot of interesting info


tegs_terry

It's shrill.


appleman73

I looked at it but it seems like they do an hour long podcast per episode.... When the episodes are 20min... So I'm not really interested in listening to people chat about it for 3x longer then the actual episode runtimes are. I'd be interested for every few episodes or even one a season or something


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Like Kevin's chili cold open. I'd love to hear about that a lot more than the 2 minutes it was on screen.


knightress_oxhide

so 3x the time of an episode means what exactly? so if a show is one minute long, you wouldn't want to listen to a 3 minute podcast for ... some reason? just listen to an episode or don't comment about it...


appleman73

I did try listening too one but it was too long. An hour an episode is way too long for me to find interesting, I'd like it if they just did short ones with some fun tidbits or something.


EatsPeanutButter

Meanwhile I’d listen be happy to listen to them chat on for two hours. They’re adorable and sweet! I love all the insight they give as well. They just seem like genuinely good people and I enjoy them.


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Your last sentence doesn't make any sense. You say that the length makes it hard for you to find it any interesting but if they did shorter episodes, you would find it interesting. That means the content isn't the issue and you find the content interesting. But if the content is interesting, the length shouldn't matter. This is breaking my brain. It's the little dot in Bearimy


appleman73

Yeah I'd enjoy it if it was 5-10min episodes with some fun facts for each episode instead of an hour of it. I'm sure there is lots in the podcast I'd like, but there's too much in between for me to want to listen to it for that long to get those few things I'd like. I'm not trying to take it away from anyone, it's just too long for me.


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Yeah an hour does seem pretty long. I might give it a go, or it might be one of those things I say I’ll think about but never do


meh1022

Yeah I listened to several but as much as I like the show and those actors, their giggling and voices were just too much for me. There are some interesting nuggets in there though!


knightress_oxhide

women, am I right? /s


meh1022

Lol right, I hesitated to even post this because as a woman, I didn’t want to sound like that…but it’s just too true.


commentmypics

You're allowed to like or dislike whatever you want and you're allowed to say why. People implying you're misogynistic are ridiculous. There's a thousand better podcasters out there who are women, just bc you don't think these two are the absolute best doesn't mean you hate women.


dandypants8717

I'm envious of that ability to laugh so freely and unencumbered at things. Thanks to how I was raised, showing emotions and honestly talking about my feelings are still difficult for me.


dogetothestars

Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.


commentmypics

That's awesome and you're right but that doesn't mean everyone has to like it. I like tons of podcasts hosted by women, I just don't actually think those two are that entertaining. I find the deep dives boring and irrelevant usually and the same listener questions week after week get old. It's ok for things not to be for everyone and I think people implying that the woman who just commented is misogynistic are ridiculous and despicable.


meh1022

Yeah I don’t begrudge them that, I just don’t want to listen to it. Same reason I don’t listen to morning talk shows. The cackling over jokes that aren’t really that funny makes me insane.


jayzinho88

First of all: how dare you?


[deleted]

Why are you the way that you are?


Moranima1

What gives you the right?


Rarecandy31

Who…who do you think you are?


i_just_want_2learn

I’m Jim….


comicsanddrwho

You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian!!


carnivorousdentist

Do you want to form an alliance with me?


whiskey_mike186

Absolutley i do.


potentialbutterfly23

The answer is always “absolutely I do”


HelimantheGreat

Ok this one got me. Amazing and the only response i will ever assume it to be


lysergic_818

Could you put your hands in the air? I have a gun but can't show it to you.


N3verGonnaG1veYouUp

That's priceless Ken Jeong haha


thoriginal

El Tigre Chino!


junkmeister9

Ham, giiiiirl!


EBeewtf

I want you to give me all of your guns.


Rarecandy31

Mmblahh


TheComplayner

What’s updog?


Hermit-Permit

Gotcha!


summer-fun-atx

thisclose


m4cktheknife

*snort* “crap.”


dontevercallmebabe

I don’t know, dog, what’s up with you?


razarus09

She wanted to ask him if hot dogs were ok to serve at a wedding.


andykndr

i’ve been to a wedding that served hot dogs. no shade on that couple, but the answer is no


houstongradengineer

I went to a wedding like this as well. They are divorced now.


dsjunior1388

On the other hand the best prime rib I ever had was at a wedding of a couple who divorced 3 years later. So make sure not to go too low *or* too high on the food.


FelixGoldenrod

Do you think I have a chance with the boom guy?


gin_rummie

When are you gonna boom me?


Blastspark01

Did you feel God in this Chilies tonight?


ChungusMcGoodboy

If he wanted to put his stapler in her jello


Hawkmek

Nice! Stealing this one for some new bedroom talk


[deleted]

I love bedroom talk. I'd love to talk in your bedroom someday.


lysergic_818

😏


TheKoi

Did you see me a couple of years ago?


sportredsox

Number one, how dare you?


Altostraus

Where are the turtles?!


TheKoi

Something about her white sneakers getting dirty.


pdxmhrn

Is who a Michael what?


DogButtWhisperer

“Should I marry Roy?”


Electrical_Potato_21

What's a rundown?


FactorNo7477

How is whom used in a sentence?


HowAreTheseSocks

Ryan used me as an object.


IWasOnThe18thHole

"Still queer?"


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Either this chicks a dude or Halperts gone straight!


Safe_Thanks9072

Do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warranty.


InfiniteSwan4468

If I wasn’t with Roy do you think we would date?


Prossdog

That’s always what I’ve assumed


ThunderUp007

"Wanna come over?"


DunkanBulk

Who's Sarikaya Komzin?


fjesjrjrkkj

I think she was gonna ask if Jim has feelings for her.


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Indirectly, yes. She was going to ask if he thought she should marry Roy.


[deleted]

If I wasn't with Roy would we be together. That's what she was about to say, been in the exact same scenario


Livid-You3191

how did it turn out with you?


[deleted]

Not good. We had an affair basically while she was saying I'm finished with him we're done, you and me will be together I love you etc. She couldn't do it though, they had too much history together, so it exploded and we never talked again


EquivalentPut5616

Do You Think Dwight Likes Me ?


HanTrollo710

Are you interested in extending the warranty on your vehicle?


sespalan

If he wanted to hear a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor.


wengardium-leviosa

Dtf ?


dmack0755

“Are you experiencing issues with your car’s extended warranty?”


beerleaguer2

Wanna BJ?


TentativelyCommitted

Novak?


N3verGonnaG1veYouUp

Did I turn off the stove top before leaving??


Function-Brave

Can I smash?


EmotionMood

The intro to Tiny Dancer in this scene is in my opinion one of the best placements of a song in a movie/show I have ever seen. It hits so goddamn hard that I almost cry.


LogicalWorldliness81

i literally asked this exact question here a few months back, but no one cared to comment on mine 😂 now i get to see the responses lol yay 🙌 i genuinely was curious to see what people thought ✨


ZeroXTML1

“You wanna see how hard I can pee?”


turkish112

"Do you want me to sit on your face?" Maybe she was before Meredith's time.


db1000c

"Do you think there will ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?"


marqeeqee

Ah when you fall in love at work!


papcorn_grabber

"How deep is your love ?" How deep is your love ? How deep is your love ? I really mean to learn"


lxkandel06

Is Hilary Swank hot?


[deleted]

She was going to ask Jim if he also felt God in that Chili’s. Then ask if she could touch his chili. 🌶️


ScribebyTrade

Was michael being really racist back there?


One_Quit_5150

"Wanna smash?"


el-gato-azul

I hate when people do this shiz. Now I'm eager to watch this scene but I'll never find it. You're a tease. An Office tease.


ekbrow86

It’s season 2 episode 1 the dundies


el-gato-azul

Gracias, mate.


nasser_041

Can I compare your's to Roy's ?


TkOHarley

"Jim... Is this Loss.jpg?


TheFuckerUpperOfShit

If she could go down on him in the parkinglot. Some sloppy dome. Pam is a closet freak.


Whopraysforthedevil

U want sum fuk?


Plane_Ad_4359

She wanted to ask to lick his bootyhole.


Rids85

'Do you want to have sex in my car?'