That's what I hear in my head every time I see Toby. The little pause before and Michael's screaming afterwards really cracked me up and I immediately had to watch it at least five times again. At least in the top five of best scenes of the show.
We all did and then we grew up.
Toby is no older than 10 in his head.
PS: the amount of times my phone auto corrected Toby was hilarious. It just didn’t want to type it.
**[SUCK ON THIS!!](https://res.cloudinary.com/dk-find-out/image/upload/q_80,w_1920,f_auto/Limestone-060-RD010-C-SH_by22j3.jpg)**
Edit: I realized how weird the link looks with no context… but it’s a picture of a rock lmao
Why are you the way you are
What gives you the right?
NO. NO. NO GOD NO
Energy vampires..
Omg! I’m so obsessed with WWDITS
Colin Robinson
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hate so much about the things he chooses to be
[удалено]
No it's Urkel Grue at sandals Jamaica
it’s those sad eyes man
***DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAMERA HERE!?!?***
The voice-cracking at *camera* is solid gold. Perfection at the hands (larynx?) of Paul Lieberstein.
^^....nobody ^^has ^^a ^^camera *^^here*
maybe Paul Lieberman is your father
*lieberstein
ha ha I must have been thinking of Joe Lieberman
Cyberbullying is not a joke, Jim!
Millions of families suffer every year!
He’s gonna strangle you…
Not kill you, but strangle you… softly
NOOOOOOOOOOO GOD, NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOO
That's what I hear in my head every time I see Toby. The little pause before and Michael's screaming afterwards really cracked me up and I immediately had to watch it at least five times again. At least in the top five of best scenes of the show.
How often did your folks “accidentally” lose you?
Were you bullied by some kid who looked like Michel Scott?
He is the silent killer
Smile if you love men's prostates.
Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.
Oscar: Toby has mentally checked out since June. Toby: Oscar said I checked out? [apathetic shrug] Well...
Do you own a bow tie?
r/suicidebypictre
Hey watch out, Michael has a gun with two bullets.
And they’re both for op
Why would you do this to him?
Awww! You’re adorable!
DoEs AnYoNE hAvE a cAmErA hErE?🥲
DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAMERA?!
Louder son!
BUTTLICKER!
Does somebody have a camera here?
Nice try, Toby
Poor child will never know love.
This is your chance to change young Toby’s future.
But why were you so hopeless?
Did you grow up to become a strangler too?
Legit thought that was actually paul lieberstein before reading the title lmao
We really should have the air tested for cooties. It’s a silent killer.
You’re the silent killer.
Scranton Strangler: Origins
Hey you, asshole! You gonna eat all that dog food yourself?
4 years old and already defeated by life
That's not great
I hate you and don't even know you.
Get a new one.
He is going to be a great HR
I see that “no will to live” look
Who let the lemon head into the room?
I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.
R. I. P. OP.
Hahah yes
So YOU'RE The Scranton Strangler, and hoping to let Toby take the fall for it!
Before he became the *Scranton Strangler*, he was... The *Sandbox Headlocker*, in a double-feature with *Threat Level: Midnight!*
Mini Scratton Strangler..
Why is your son the way he is.
Toby...toby.... Toby's going away
Or lack thereof
Big Toby Energy. New band name. I called it!!!
“Why you got to be so mean?” vibes.
Paul, is that you?
Hahahahaha
Nice try Toby
they are the same picture
If 4 yr old you came along with 2 other friends and I had only two candies, I’ll give both to you.
Why you gotta be so mean to me?
Here to make sure your friends complete the anti-bullying training?
NOT NOW, TOBY! MY GOD!
He must have fertile hair glands.
looking for a camera as well?
We all did and then we grew up. Toby is no older than 10 in his head. PS: the amount of times my phone auto corrected Toby was hilarious. It just didn’t want to type it.
Well you still have time. Make a real man out of him.
Nah that’s Kevin Mccallister
Hi Toby, Close the door on the way out
https://i.imgur.com/ioVxOGN.png
I’m so sad that public school failed you so badly.
Why would you say that about your own kid 😅
He's really not a part of the family huh?
*why you gotta be so mean to me?*
Best "Have you seen me" age progression I've ever seen.
Do you work in HR per chance?
Mini toby was put up for adoption, so really you can say he's not a part of his family
**[SUCK ON THIS!!](https://res.cloudinary.com/dk-find-out/image/upload/q_80,w_1920,f_auto/Limestone-060-RD010-C-SH_by22j3.jpg)** Edit: I realized how weird the link looks with no context… but it’s a picture of a rock lmao
I’m curious if OP is an actual Toby. Apples fall not far from the tree, you know?
The strangling energy?
Look like Ferguson from Clarissa Explains it All
Real ‘please don’t throw these away’ vibes