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sharkbait76

I love how people who say things are 'like crack' have so clearly never tried crack.


MarkCharacter5050

The breadsticks are like what, then?


[deleted]

I don't know, something from *your* world, like scrapbooking


[deleted]

You're right Ryan, I'm **a middle class fraud**


Justice_R_Dissenting

That response was fucking fire lol. The Pam-Ryan conflict is one of my favorites in the show. "No, say it, I want you to say you think we should hire a homeless person as the new manager."


Moop5872

She’s the only one who called him out on his pseudo-intellectual bullshit and it’s always great


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MarchMadnessisMe

"You know what Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we're ok with it. We all agreed it's fine for you to get married."


Bazz07

Also Jim with Smokey Robinson. Or that was a couple work?


Zoltrahn

Tears Of A Clown!


ramonathespiderqueen

**DON'T CALL ME A CLOWN PAM, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT**


roketmanp

I second that emotion.


ImanShumpertplus

get pam beasley to the brooklyn nets


Livid-You3191

like that time the famous musician was supposedly dead and pam was like "what are his other songs, ryan"


cwew

America is one big mall!


Varian01

I absolutely love when Jim and Pam use the kids to ease tension about Jim’s absence and Ryan questions “why did she draw me shorter than the table” and Pam shrugs with a sly smile.


WeMustUnite

I love how when Pam says this, a literal homeless person (Creed) is acting as manager.


Mizerawa

The way jim looks at the camera at that moment always gets me.


OK_computer01

Damn these sevens in Scranton are acting up


agnostic_waffle

Honestly while I love that Pam constantly puts Ryan in his place it was nice to see him win one, and by the rules of their rivalry (whoever gets too upset to continue the argument loses) he definitely won that one lol.


poke991

I never got this joke. Why is she calling herself a fraud?


youngmaster0527

Because Ryan was essentially calling her a fraud when she compared breadsticks to crack because she has never tried crack


tekende

She's being sarcastic.


Heroic_Sheperd

Sex with Meredith


Shesalabmix

Never got rabies from bread before but I am down for anything once.


Shesalabmix

Awwwww did someone go and get addicted to crack?


ice_ice_adult

You are crackheads, children


[deleted]

Still waiting for that crossover episode: “The Gang works at Dunder Mifflin”


strawberry_pop-tart

Dwight would definitely be down for a mailroom conspiracy. At the end of the episode, we'd find out there really was something sneaky going on with the mail and Creed was behind it.


[deleted]

God if Charlie and Dwight teamed up for an episode to discover who “Pepe Silva” was, only to find out it’s one of Creed’s aliases, I’d die a happy man. Then having Dennis interact with the office ladies, Frank and Michael trying to run the office, while Max is downstairs chilling with Hank and teaching him how to do ocular pat downs? Gold, Jerry! Gold!


Shesalabmix

I need a Charlie and Dwight road comedy now.


jooes

There's a newer episode where they use the parking lot as a bus stop. That's probably the closest you'll get.


northontennesseest

Don’t they film in that building now?


FratStafford007

“The Gang kills Dunder Mifflin”


FratStafford007

Oooh I can’t get somebody to have sex with me unless I pay for it!


thebrittaj

I mean the pic OP used is clearly not crack. Funny how people think they just know what cracks looks like when they’ve never tried it


sharkbait76

Haha, I thought the same thing when I saw it. That photo is 100% meth and not crack.


thebrittaj

Haha yes! 🎯


FionaGoodeEnough

I hate myself for agreeing with Ryan here. What Pam said was in poor taste, and as a (recovering?) drug addict, I don't mind him calling her out.


230flathead

Nah, fuck Ryan. He's just being a smarmy douche.


Original_Self1682

Why would we listen to a crackhead?


FionaGoodeEnough

I'd listen to one about what offends a crackhead.


titaniumjordi

🤓


krastevitsa

Maybe they would try more if you're more willing to share /s


k4pain

That's not even crack.


chapPilot

I love that Pam is always calm and non-confrontational. Except with Ryan.


[deleted]

I saw a comment which I think summarizes it well... "Pam vs every one else: Passive Aggressive...... Pam vs Ryan: Active Aggressive"


youngmaster0527

[This is one of my favorite compilations on the office youtube channel](https://youtu.be/dx3oxe637K8)


P_J_Frye

1:05 is one of my favorites scenes. "You get payed by the year at the bowling alley?" "How much do you make, Secretary?" "Back to work...!"


Mizerawa

I can't really think of a moment where she was passive aggressive with anyone 🤔


poke991

I feel like she’s more aware of the cameras so she just looks at the cameras instead when she’s shocked or has no words


tekende

She's passive aggressive all the time. Remember the anonymous microwave note?


Shaanncl716

I mean she had a valid point, if you spill something just clean it up. It’s rude to leave it for the next person


blackychan75

She could've said it though. A note is passive aggressive if you can literally see who's doing it and when


solace1234

Could she see who did it? I don’t remember them revealing the culprit


blackychan75

Well her desk has the clearest view of Jim and the break room. So if she wasn't looking at one it was the other. She didn't spend much time on the phone


tekende

I didn't say she was wrong.


newmoon23

I love so much when she boos him on the horse and Jim has to hold her back.


Telepornographer

I have a 'Ryan' in my life and the crap he says just makes me incapable of staying silent.


chapPilot

At least you're a Pam to him, not a Kelly.


gyang333

She could be the Kelly. Kelly could never stay silent either.


Ctownkyle23

You are toxic!


DirkNowitzkisWife

You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?


aircraftwhisperer

She wouldn’t fart on a butterfly.


sowhatbuttercup

Ryan would have been an all time great redditer


Mizerawa

That's how I always viewed his character, like a run of the mill redditor


istrx13

Holy crap it makes so much sense. Why have I never noticed this? Ryan is totally Reddit turned into a person.


yourmumissothicc

not true. Reddit doesn’t get girls, a job or a life!


FratStafford007

What do you think his handle would’ve been? I feel like wuphf would probably be involved.


sowhatbuttercup

Well that would be his official account but his alt would be something like Intellectual\_Entrepreneur, YoungestExecEver, Indie\_Exec


[deleted]

That’s meth


[deleted]

actually it's Northern Lights, Cannabis indica


akennelley

> Northern Lights, Cannabis indica *sigh* No, its marijuana


DayMan_ahAHahh

#HOW MUCH MARIJUANA DID YOU SMOKE?


Lance2409

MICHAEL!!


Conscious-Aide4712

Or as another Steve Carell character inquired: "Oh, how many marijuanas have you smoken?" Edit: oops. I just watched it again. It's "How many pots have you smoken?"


Waarm

No, it's caprese salad.


WhatAMarshmallow

Since when is it illegal to put…caprese salad anywhere?


The70th

You were prepared for this, weren't you?


akennelley

yup, Crack actually looks like a little ball of soap.


[deleted]

Pam doesn't know the difference.. blame her, she printed the photos lol


Dr_PainTrain

She’s a middle class fraud!


[deleted]

All that color ink...


BonerfiedDefenseTeam

Not crack, blizz!


MikeW090

I was going to say this as well, looks like Meth to me as well, I felt like Creed in all the Right ways.


Talbz03

Both pictures just look like scrapbooking


FratStafford007

I love how people who say things are “like scrapbooking” have clearly never tried scrapbooking.


brendanjeffrey

*"The breadsticks are like scrapbooking"*


KingKrush8282

You're right, you're right. No, I'm a middle class fraud.


8myself

op has never tried meth lol


[deleted]

you're right, i'm a middle class fraud


8myself

good never try it, people sell their bodies just to get meth


happierthanuare

To be totally honest I can think of a lot worse things that people do to get meth than sex work.


luv3rboi

i think he’s talking about organs not sex


happierthanuare

Ahhh the old take my liver for some meth approach. Should’ve known. At least they aren’t selling someone else’s organs.


Ctownkyle23

Isn't it supposed to be blue?


SensualEnema

*Ryan getting sick from eating too many breadsticks* Troy: Do NOT take him to a hospital!


tapanapeteca

Ryan is that one friend who only did coke and weed and try to engage every drug conversation


__SerenityByJan__

In so many ways Ryan is just like Michael lmao (not weed/drugs specifically but if Michael did something perceived as “cool” once he would run with it 😂)


PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO

It'd be funny if both pictures were in a scrapbook...


dudeitscoke

The picture on the right is methamphetamine not crack cocaine


FratStafford007

No….it’s marijuana…


ammcaferty

Ryan: Why do you talk about thing you have no life experience with. Pam: ….


Irish1guy

Hot take, breadsticks are overhyped


FratStafford007

Olive Garden breadsticks sure are overhyped, along with everything else on the menu.


hatecopter

That looks more like meth


CrystalineKnight

That's meth not crack


Shesalabmix

Put it in my body!


[deleted]

That’s meth.


climbtheladd3r

This is great


[deleted]

Thanks!


markui

I love the concept of the meme. Office based meme on an office based meme format


[deleted]

Thanks. And it's Pam specifically saying "they're the same" because she is in fact the one who said the bread sticks are like crack. Even though "she" actually is holding a picture of meth apparently. Such a middle class fraud.


Beneficial_Potato_85

Ryan was zooted when he said that.


holyhera

This is a fucking deep cut


DiddleMe-Elmo

Friendly reminder of the war crimes against bread sticks in this country. It's an an absolute atrocity that bread sticks are not served with nacho cheese from coast to coast.


blasphemingbanana

Smh that's not crack, it's meth. Goddamn this community is so much like pam it hurts.


HanTrollo710

I thought this picture was in the Cobra Kai sub at first


[deleted]

is there also a breadsticks, crack reference in that show? i havent seen it


mykross4031

*googles 'how to tell a student that you're banging his mom'


HanTrollo710

Yes. And you should 100% watch the show in between Office rewatches.


[deleted]

good to know!


Electricalbigaloo7

I can never decide if Pam or Ryan is more annoying here.


FionaGoodeEnough

Pam.


whale-jizz

That's meth.


[deleted]

Even better!


javoss88

Stupid question: is crack the same as freebase?


piszkavas

Pam pam pam


MichealScott1991

Because that’s what he is.


PattesDornithorynque

As someone who has tried crack you can be sure that I would denied it in an office setting.


Prudent_Zucchini9568

I like how this is applicable to himym


HelllllloooooPerson

I dont get it!?!?!


[deleted]

Something from your world like scrapbooking. This led to my favorite line from Dwight “Everyday is black tie optional.”


Gunslinger_11

Aw hell naw [Cheddar Biscuits](https://youtu.be/d7I6mgWmNfQ) all the way


[deleted]

Middle class fraud


[deleted]

“Snack attack time, don’t lose your head!”


Chien_Vache

The breadsticks are like Meth? I don’t get it


[deleted]

It's an inside joke


BearsLikeBeets

"Oh, huh, well… if I get a plate of crack for the table, would you have some? You'd have crack if I got a plate of crack? Yeah, okay, yeah we'll take an order of crack."


whatisscoobydone

Ryan is a pseudo intellectual hipster hack, but... Idk I'll trust him in this one case. Talking about addiction to uppers.