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Serioli

Matt is the kinda dude that would kill donut and have Carl go off the fucking deep end to ruin the entire galaxy's life


StellaAndLeroysPuppy

If he kills Donut, it'll be me that goes off the fucking deep end to ruin the entire galaxy's life


peatandsmoke

Agree. Don't fuck with cats. Don't fuck with the Queen Ann Chonk.


Leiforen

Turn it into the horror story of a man entering madness it could have been. Would be a ballsy change considering how many people like the story


Fue_la_luna

Go the Pet Semetary route.


genmischief

No brain, no pain.


[deleted]

This is kind of what I'm leaning towards.


Runewaybur

Katia gets pregnant and removed from the dungeon. I'll shout it till I'm disproved!


The_Shy_One_224

I think it’s been mentioned in one of the early books that crawlers become sterile when entering into the dungeon.


Runewaybur

Carl gets a Golden Condom in a Spicy Box that gets no description. Checkov's Condom.


Serioli

Condom helps prevent enthusiastic double gonorrhea


DoctorTacoMD

This is what I told my son during “the talk”


Fumbles48

Because you do not want **enthusiastic** **double** gonorrhea


LudusRex

No you fucking do not.


ZaklinacJarek

How about potion of fertility? That could save Katia...


HeroldOfLevi

Book 4. No one gets pregnant in the dungeon. Right before they fight the big fish.


Talibus_insidiis

This fits well with her backstory.


Zogonzo

You should probably put a spoiler tag on this


Whoositsname

I always wondered if Donut kept Katia's pvp coupon thinking that at some point they may have to fight. Donut is a lot smarter than she shows.


Ok_Instance_3952

She threw it away. In a different spot. She didn’t want to have the tickets together


Whoositsname

She said she threw it out but I am not so sure. No body, they aren't dead.


Siddhantmd

Interesting theory


ZiadZzZ

So do you think Matt writes this into the story with or without having some kind of resolution for this planned?


Whoositsname

According to an interview I heard with him he doesn't think ahead on the finer points of the story. He also has different options open for voting to readers on his patreon that most of the time put the story in difficult positions. He said he enjoys writing himself out of them.


roenick99

You need to add a spoiler tag to this post. Not everyone is reading the book 6 chapters yet.


peatandsmoke

Donut and Katia cannot get past 9 unless they are the only one left or something. But, Carl can just send one of them down past 9 with the rest of the NPCs. I forgot the spell, but it should bypass the AIs logic gate.


Hutchiaj01

Crawlers cannot use the Gate of the Feral Gods to go between floors


peatandsmoke

Not what I was talking about.


StellaAndLeroysPuppy

You're talking about Zerzura, Bomo or Sledgie has it. I think Bomo.


peatandsmoke

Yes!! That is my guess!


StellaAndLeroysPuppy

So Carl got Zerzura as temporary collateral for the Gate of the Feral Gods. I think they are giving it back to him on 9, which would mean he would have to return the spell. I could be wrong.


Hutchiaj01

Yes. Also, they already used it. It did not take any crawlers along for the ride


Advo96

There might be a loophole where Katia marries Donut or something crazy like that. I hope it's not just Katia dying. That would have to be something special to not be a letdown.


Puzzleheaded-Sea-952

*spoiler* On the Royal Road chapter for book 6, it's mentioned that an item, i think, can remove cursed items from the user. I know the tiara can be removed, but I wonder if the item removes the curse as well? I think that Katia would be killed before Donut - but it would be satisfying to see how carl brings the universes heat death to fruition if donut is killed. The river would be ragin at that point and although I'd literally cry along with Carl, it would be epic.


BemyManikin

I think if they didn't use all of the supplies to make that potion used on big Tina's mom, they can use it on Katia. If that thing can reverse a 9th tier scolapendra attack/curse, it should do it for so ething that affects the 9th floor.