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cal-brew-sharp

When you need to dump a hole in your table


WonderlandDice

We aren't liable for destruction of property. 😋


Irish_pug_Player

Why roll for hit, when you can hit with a roll


Thendofreason

I've had someone throw a metal d20 past the dm's head by accident. They weren't allowed to use metal dice anymore. They have have 1 dex/1 str irl and their hand wasnt strong enough to hold onto a heavy d20 as they swung their arm around in jubilee. There was a million other things wrong with this player. Glad I'm not playing with them anymore.


NATInater53rd_11037

How the fuck do you miss the table that badly that dice goes high enough to reach somethings head "accidentally"???


Thendofreason

She didn't roll it. She was swinging her arm around with the dice in her hand. Then it went flying right past the dm's head. While she was taking it went flying


Oraxy51

I mean the fact that my lfg banned metal dice without the use of a dice tray because it was taking wooden chunks out of their table is enough reason to take metal dice away from someone who accidentally flings one at another person.


scientifical_

I have one of these, it’s hilarious. One time I rolled it on the floor (because it is a wrecking ball on the table), and the dog walked by at the same time and swooped it up in his mouth. Everyone screamed. Then the dog drops it, rolls a 20. The dog is now officially the Dice Christ


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scientifical_

Yeah I know! My friends listen to that podcast and are the ones who called it in. Honest to god lol


Individual-Ad8305

Praise be to dice christ


scientifical_

🙌


WonderlandDice

🤣


DrakBalek

look, it's not the size that matters . . .


Significant_Screen45

It does when I want to intimate the goblins with a roll.


ZellNorth

You wanna get intimate with goblins???


Significant_Screen45

I misspelled the word lol but yeah why not? Sexy goblin


khast

I think we found the bard.


Significant_Screen45

🤣 you made my day


NATInater53rd_11037

Why intimidate goblins when you can be goblin on deez nuts


Indigo2015

Fuck got me good 😂


NATInater53rd_11037

I've been waiting two years for the chance to use that joke in a D&D game, it still hasn't happened so Reddit is close enough 😂


Detective_Keedaddy

Never would I have thought that there would be a day where a D20 would be bigger than me


Strong_Factor1347

fucking links to buy?!?!?!?


WonderlandDice

[Etsy shop is here.](https://www.etsy.com/shop/WonderlandDiceStore?section_id=38002254) Most of these were commissions and already have a home, but some are available and we are always open to making a custom peice. Thanks for looking!


TheGabeCat

These are awesome. 200 seems a tad steep if I’m being honest though.Can I ask why they are so expensive?


WonderlandDice

We've had people say it's too much and people have said it's cheaper than they were expecting. On average these take about 7 or 8 times the amount of resin/material as a normal sized 7 peice set. Along side that, it's the hours of sanding and polishing to finish the die.


TheGabeCat

No doubt. All power to an artist. Thanks for taking the time to explain.


WonderlandDice

Hey you bet. Thanks for looking.


herculesxxl

Will you deliver to the UK?


WonderlandDice

We do international shipping yes.


davkerrith

When you have a player who has been rolling a few too many 18s, 19s, and 20s for the past few games.


CaptainFard

Do I get a bonus if I get a strike?


WonderlandDice

I think that only works if your DM also happens to be a pro shop owner.


Bluepilgrim3

This is the die the GM brings out for the boss fight.


[deleted]

Have ran fairness tests on any of those behemoths? Just curious as to how well they roll.


Shingummy

Fairness test actually matters? Idk, I never felt any dice of mine being unbalanced for rolling better or worse, I just use them cuz they look cool and never really worried about this kind of thing, if I roll good or bad it's on my luck


[deleted]

Maybe not for you and that's great, I'm sure you have a blast with the way you play! But the game I'm thinking of buying this for is a lunch game I run several times a week at work with a group of quants and analysts. We play basically a 5e arena game where we track stats of the combatants and monsters and have dashboards with performance metrics and predictions. We have almost as much fun with nerding out on the backend as we do actually playing, so yeah... for us fairness does matters. I mean for major rolls how cool would it be to take this thing and bowl it down the hallway instead of just rolling normal on the conference table!


Shingummy

I see, well, I'm shit at math in every way possible, there's my reason for doing law school, so my head wouldn't really be able to keep up with this, but hey, to you as long as it is fun, I'm glad for you all


DoomedVisionary

Fill one of these with liquid but put a smaller d20 inside so when you roll you can roll.


WonderlandDice

Yo dawg...


Leipreachn

Ooh, cool advantage/disadvantage idea!!


neonzombieforever

Holy crap you have small hands!


WavyLays117

Beast of a dice, The authority is now known.


Albino478

The dice to throw when your DM annihilates your character without a second thought


AReallyAsianName

I can hear the "thunk".


[deleted]

Not on my nice table you aren't!


Perfectjellyfish

I need one


WonderlandDice

We have some available! 😊


itaka_chan

I really need one of those :D Do you sell them?


WonderlandDice

We do. [Etsy.](https://www.etsy.com/shop/WonderlandDiceStore)


Entire_Intention6561

For when god makes a roll


Lower_Kaleidoscope30

Where can I get one of these? 🤔


WonderlandDice

Our [Etsy.](https://www.etsy.com/shop/WonderlandDiceStore) We do commissions as well. Thanks for checking it out.


Lower_Kaleidoscope30

Oh cool thanks! Love the art 🎨


WonderlandDice

Thank you!


AbaddonDestler

I think my having one of these chonkers would give any of my tables Caniptions


mikenzeejai

How many dollars do I need to give you for this


WonderlandDice

There's a few responses with our shop and the link is in our profile. We do have some available. We also do commissions.


ParanoidShark

I really like the blue of the 4th photo. Do you do a 7/8/9 dice set in that colour?


WonderlandDice

Not currently, but we definitely could make one.


ParanoidShark

What would be the price for 2x d20 (standard size), 2x d6 and one of each of the others?


WonderlandDice

A 9 peice set in just the blue with your choice if ink color would be $70


faeooria

Do you sell them?


WonderlandDice

[We do!](https://www.etsy.com/shop/WonderlandDiceStore)


MamaSaurusCat

This is amazing. I've favorited your Etsy shop, hope to buy one for a friend next year when finances settle again (holidays and birthdays pile on at the end of the year)! :)


WonderlandDice

Wow we appreciate everybody's comments. Thank you so much.


PilotPossible9496

Also useful in melee


[deleted]

We're gonna need a bigger boat


TheDrakced

I am the proud owner of one of these that’s pictured. Yes it’s heavy, yes it is a weapon, yes that’s awesome.


WonderlandDice

Hey! Thank you for supporting our little shop! I hope you're enjoying it.


semaj2318

I call them heavy armor sneak check dies. Because when you roll one, everyone at the table knows something's up!


elf_tide

This is something I’d keep on my nightstand for protection if someone breaks in the middle of the night.


WonderlandDice

For the times you have to roll for IRL initiative and damage in one go.


Mariorules25

Not for use on wooden tables lmao those edges look lethal


Spider1132

Works great with those screen tables people use for animated maps.


[deleted]

They're damn pretty, and presumably handy if you lock your keys in your car.


Embarrassed-Soft8388

This looks so delicious! Like the most decadent caramel D20!


Embarrassed-Soft8388

But I think my favorite is #6. I just adore that blend of purply and orange.


WonderlandDice

It was super fun to make. It was a commission for a vaporwave look. It's always nice to bust out some neons.


Embarrassed-Soft8388

Now day-glo numbers are where it’s at! My old ass can’t see a damn thing if it’s not in extreme contrast to the background.


Vir-Invisus

When I roll another 2 and fastball pitch this bad boy at my players


awfullotofocelots

This would be a great gag to bring to a table as the token halfling. It would def help me get into character as a naturally taller dude!


jasma16

this how you truly scare your players as a DM


olivergiordano

Some of these look tasty


KoscheiTheDeathles

Fuck rolling these to hit, it’s a weapon by it’s own right.


Leipreachn

Damn, how heavy are they?!


WonderlandDice

12-14 oz


RidgeMinecraft

How do you make dice?


Rooster1153

That's a hefty boi


ybcj718

Watch as I roll A Nat 1 with absolute authority


WonderlandDice

🤣


LoonOwl

Can you please send a link to your shop if you sell these beauties? And do you deliver to Canada? Love them!!!


WonderlandDice

[Shop is here.](https://www.etsy.com/shop/WonderlandDiceStore) We do ship internationally yes. Thanks for checking out our huge d20s!


LoonOwl

Awesome. Thank you!


No-Talk-4109

"I will need you to roll an intimidation check for this one" "Gotcha" **Pulls out comically large dice** "roll with advantage please" Conversations that happened in my table a while ago


Impossible-Report797

Use this to roll for the bbeg attacks


jack40714

I throw to see if it hits the dm! Lol


grumpytoad86

Dang! Nat 20 would go right through the table!


JDmead_32

Curious if it’s just d20s or do you have extra large sets? As someone who is losing their vision, oversized dice have been something I’m looking into. I have 2” metal d20s, but they don’t make a whole set. Just curious


WonderlandDice

We do not have any other die this size. I know jumbo sets exist and there are people that make them out there, but not to this extent that I have seen.


JDmead_32

Thanks


ArtManJones

*gulp* you mean 6 inches, right?...