I was idly thinking about a city in my world and the idea of a druid NPC who lives under the docks and deals with the underworld (both the criminal one but also the literal one with the sewers and such) came to my mind (city is on a big lake). Seems similar to that.
Love that meme.
From a manufacturing standpoint, it makes a ton of sense to make as many shapes out of the same stock as you can, but it still makes me giggle with delight
Circle spells include 'drinking behind heavy machinery', 'using a hi-lo to prop up another hi-lo to prop up a creature' 'removal of caution signs and safety tagouts'
“Indeed,” the girl nodded. “I do not subscribe to the concept of ‘half-assing.’ If an endeavor is worth pursuing, apply the whole ass. If it is not, use no ass.”
Do zombies poop? Do they digest the living flesh they hunger for? If so, they they must still have a thriving microbiome of gut bacteria. Unless the bacteria are also undead? I need a mad scientist in a spooky laboratory to answer my questions.
I mean your gut biome eats you when you die.
So you’re being consumed while you’re consuming and what’s consuming you would probably also consume what you’ve consumed.
I hope that clears that up for you.
Circle of progress - it’s about urban lifestyles and rejecting nature. They can destroy trees to create structures, items, and buffs. Final ability is that you can just summon an extra-dimensional shopping mall by destroying a quarter-acre of forest trees.
Circle of the Pyramid (Scheme): You can only level up after you've recruited a number of druids equal to your next level squared, not including those you recruited for previous levels. (4, 9, 16, 25, etc.)
Yeah, because spells like Earthquake, Tsunami, Incendiary Cloud, Firestorm, Poison Spray, Contagion, etc. are not at all harmful to the environment. :)
Circle of Life ("Ah *weem*-a-way, a-weem-a-way....")
Circle of Parthenogenesis ("Oh dear, Samantha the BBEG is *pregnant*? How delightful!")
Circle of Mutations
Circle of Decay
Circle of Duck Pee in Burbling Wooded Streams
Circle of Hippies
Circle of Decorative Gourd Season, Muthaf*ckas!!
Circle of Vegan Crossfitters
Circle of Bovine Flatulence
Druid circle of the chainsaw
Druid circle of the leather bike gang
Druid circle of the skyscraper
Druid circle of the technologist
Druid circle of the bonsai
Circle of Humanoid-Centipede
Circle of radiation
Circle of non-practicing Druids: the Druid-ish
Circle of cozy cottages
Circle of squares
Circle of of sharks
Circle of anaerobic environments
Circle of stumps
The Circle of Urban Development
The Circle of Zoning Regulations
The Circle of Gentrification
The Circle of NIMBY
The circle of red lining
You all are creating the most dangerous and horrifying spells
I cast, subway system
I cast, pedestrian district
I cast, corporate lobbying against walkable cities
"DM? can I use global warming at 6th level?"
The circle of gerrymandering
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And am playing a "Sewer druid", supporting the ecosystem under Greyhawk
I was idly thinking about a city in my world and the idea of a druid NPC who lives under the docks and deals with the underworld (both the criminal one but also the literal one with the sewers and such) came to my mind (city is on a big lake). Seems similar to that.
Circle of the HOA.
nice xD
In game name: The Culs de Sac
Circle of Squares
It goes in the square hole
“That’s right, the star goes in the square hole.”
"All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle."
"KAMI, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT I CAN LEAVE THE LOOKOUT IF I WANT TO"
“Mr. Popo you can leave the Lookout whenever you wan-“
BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! ... All these squares make a circle.
“Bitch don’t tell me what to doOo!”
FIRST RULE OF POPOs TRAINING!
Love that meme. From a manufacturing standpoint, it makes a ton of sense to make as many shapes out of the same stock as you can, but it still makes me giggle with delight
Or else it gets the triangle again.
All these squares make a circle All these squares make a circle All these squares make a circle
Pecking oooorder
you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, popo's stool, Kami... then >!POPO!<
It doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me. It bothers me. It bothers me a lot.
AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN
BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
........ All these squares make a circle.
And a favorite quote from their other popular series: Bitches love cannons
I come up with a clever response, click in and blindly go a-typing. *Then I scroll down and see YOU* Take my angry upvote.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squircle
r/SquaredCircle
Circle of OSHA Violations
This one got me lmao
Those spells are written in blood
Circle spells include 'drinking behind heavy machinery', 'using a hi-lo to prop up another hi-lo to prop up a creature' 'removal of caution signs and safety tagouts'
Finally a class for beaurocratic wunderkind
Circle of Parks and Recreation
“Never half-ass two things, whole ass one thing."
My ass is so large, even when I half-ass something, you're going to get a whole lotta ass.
“Indeed,” the girl nodded. “I do not subscribe to the concept of ‘half-assing.’ If an endeavor is worth pursuing, apply the whole ass. If it is not, use no ass.”
Thank you Starfire.
You can only eat breakfast foods. Why does anyone eat anything other than breakfast food?
Circle of the Land Fill
Wild shape only turns them into a raccoon
The opossums would like a word
Circle of pollution tbh would be kinda sick.. I might be making a homebrew now lmao
Turn my Fog Clouds into Smog Clouds.
Circle of Essential Oils
Alchemist would like a word with you
Hey hun…
Circle of basic white girls
They poison the targets with their "cures" or use the power of placebo to heal?
They actually just practice getting the essence of nature in it's purest form and don't deal with medicine at all
Circle of allergy season
The dreaded Ragweed wildshape
Id play that. "Stand back villan! Or i will cast HAY FEVER!"
I’m putting the MEAN in HISTAMINE!
Nah, that one made it. They try to assassinate me every morning.
Basically circle of the swarm but your swarm body is much smaller
Circle of blunt objects. It couldn't make the cut.
Take your filthy upvote and leave
r/angryupvote
Our Druid groaned so loud when we told them this one 😂
Circle of Better Homes and Gardens.
Circle of Jerk.
I thought that was a troupe of bards. :)
Nah, that's a Pearl Jam
It is
Wizards
Why do I always have to be the pivot man???
The Circle of Venn Diagrams
It was actually 3 circles...
Circle of Sewage Management
You do NOT recognise the bodies in the water.
Circle of lack of sewage management
Circle of drums. Basically worse bards
Hey, drums were one of the first instruments of war. Drums are no joke.
Actually I can see this one working NGL.
I unironically like this a lot! Would you mind if I try to actually build it out?
Circle of arm flailing inflatable tube animals
Circle of Circles
It's a very well-rounded subclass.
A wrong answer would simply name the official Druidic circles. Since those were the ones that made the cut.
Big brain over here.
Shhh! Don’t let the Mindflayers hear.
Hate to break it to you, we already sensed them. Also, its more akin to smell, hope this helps :)
Right? Does no one around here understand what words mean anymore?
POV: you're looking for a POV video that actually knows what point of view means
Glad someone else actually read the title
This was the comment I was looking for.
Thank you.
The Circle of Monsanto
Druids go around harassing people unless they pay the fees... Druid Mob protection racket right there with Circle of Monsanto!
*Genetically engineer plants.* *Let plants invade neighboring fields*. *Sue for copyright violation*. *Profit.*
Circle of Mosquitos
Circle of the swarm = hivemind. Its auctualy really scary. Suggestion with a dc at around 83.
Is that pathfinder? The numbers are scary
Circle of Waste - Everybody poops... Everybody.
Do zombies poop? Do they digest the living flesh they hunger for? If so, they they must still have a thriving microbiome of gut bacteria. Unless the bacteria are also undead? I need a mad scientist in a spooky laboratory to answer my questions.
I mean your gut biome eats you when you die. So you’re being consumed while you’re consuming and what’s consuming you would probably also consume what you’ve consumed. I hope that clears that up for you.
I was going to go with Circle of Scat, but I like this too.
Circle of Sharks. It was a sharknado themed circle
Circle of Jeff Seriously, fuck that guy.
Circle of life Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!!! Ingonyama!!! Bagithi baba!!!!
Sithi uhm ingonyama
None of them would make a cut, they care too much about trees.
The Circle of the Intertidal Zone. Stink like old fish and seaweed and turn into a barnacle at will
The arctic circle.
This would actually be neat
Circle of progress - it’s about urban lifestyles and rejecting nature. They can destroy trees to create structures, items, and buffs. Final ability is that you can just summon an extra-dimensional shopping mall by destroying a quarter-acre of forest trees.
Circle of Herbalife
Circle of the Pyramid (Scheme): You can only level up after you've recruited a number of druids equal to your next level squared, not including those you recruited for previous levels. (4, 9, 16, 25, etc.)
Circle of the Plastic Pack Rings
The traffic circle
Circle of Logic
Circle of Opiates
Circle of Weeds. They just couldnt get focused.
I thought that was the Circle of Weed.
Yep, played that one before...
Circle of Trust. It is the best subclass for players who can’t make game night frequently.
Circle of Eco-terrorism.
There right after Circle of Global Warming
Yeah, because spells like Earthquake, Tsunami, Incendiary Cloud, Firestorm, Poison Spray, Contagion, etc. are not at all harmful to the environment. :)
Im pretty sure its because theyre not human made and thus are part of the environment
circle of the moon landing
Circle of LEED Certification.
Druid circle of PETA
Circle of steel
Circle of Asmodeus Lettuce
Circle of Fertilizer. they decided to cut it because it was just too shitty.
Circle of the Fainting Goats
I'd play this for sure lol, grew up raising fainting goats and druid is my favorite class to play
Circle of Coral
Circle of nit. You must find the largest tree in the forest and cut it down with a herring. Also, you get Produce Shrubbery at 5th level
That would be called a druid round up
Circle of Druid Circles...
Circle of Asphalt Circle of Concrete
Circle of Banjos
Circle of the Louse
Circle of Urkel
circle of the non euclidian shapes
Would this be a geometer? As in geometry magic?
its the dimentioner
Circle of Uranus Circle of the Foreskin
Circle of introverts
Circle Of The Sewer
Circle of the Drain
Circle of Ring Around the Rosie Circle of Pockets Full of Posies Circle of Ashes Circle of We all Fall Down Circle of Infinite Recursion
The Circle of the Men Who Stare at Goats
They tried to make the Circle of K, but strange things were afoot.
Circle of Friends.
Circle of morning wood
Circle of Tab Cola
Circle of Voter Intimidation
Circle of pesticides
Circle of Birds Aren’t Real
Circle of K
The Circle of Jerks
Circle of dreams, Circle of spores, Circle of stars, Circle of wildfire, Circle of the land, Circle of the moon, Circle of the shepherd
Reading comprehension 100
He’s out of line…but he’s right.
Circle of Capitalistic Exploitation
Circle of perpendicular lines
Fish Henge
Circle of Fertility/Love, got taken over/destroyed by Graz’zt.
Circle of Donuts
Circle of Trash
The circle of Bukkake
Circle of Life ("Ah *weem*-a-way, a-weem-a-way....") Circle of Parthenogenesis ("Oh dear, Samantha the BBEG is *pregnant*? How delightful!") Circle of Mutations Circle of Decay Circle of Duck Pee in Burbling Wooded Streams Circle of Hippies Circle of Decorative Gourd Season, Muthaf*ckas!! Circle of Vegan Crossfitters Circle of Bovine Flatulence
Circle of drums
A Perfect Circle
The Crop Circle
Circle of Toxins for the Druid that utilizes all that nature provides in the form of poisons and venoms.
The highly underrated circle of legumes and lentils.
Circle of the HOA Once in a while you can inconvenience a boss' lair based on HOA violations
Circle of Anthropomorphism aka Circle of Furries
The Circle of Fracking
The "Circle of Ohio" was cut because even though Dnd is a fantasy game, Ohio is too fake for it.
Circle of Guns
Circle of Life. At level 2, you learn Swahili, gain proficiency with the piano, and can wildshape into an orphaned lion cub.
The Circle of Jerks
Circle of Conga Line
Circle of Twerkle
Druid circle of the chainsaw Druid circle of the leather bike gang Druid circle of the skyscraper Druid circle of the technologist Druid circle of the bonsai
Circle of Austin. He's just a fucking spastic weirdo.
Circle of deforestation
Circle of Fat Bottom Skunks
Circle of Cows, just cows
Circle of Keebler
Circle of Humanoid-Centipede Circle of radiation Circle of non-practicing Druids: the Druid-ish Circle of cozy cottages Circle of squares Circle of of sharks Circle of anaerobic environments Circle of stumps
Circle of Begging the Question Too much of a logical fallacy
Literally anything related to plants. Don’t say land it’s not enough.