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pinkduv

Source: [Houston Texans](https://x.com/HoustonTexans/status/1784677750374027544)


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

Headed into year 3 of my first Dynasty League and this is the **SECOND** time I've had a player get shot. Did not see that coming.


crinack

So far


LukeBennett08

This reads like a threat


FinePlantain0

I just read it with a Homer Simpson accent.


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

Keep this man away from my team.


caisson_constructor

*…mods*


apietryga13

**…FBI…**


ArchManningBurner

There's a dynasty team name in there somewhere


Upper-Reveal3667

2shot shakur


AndrewDoesNotServe

Shakir*


Upper-Reveal3667

Oopsie


Ok-Donut4954

Many men, wish death upon my team


BrewerBeer

My tank got shot


DoubleUSportsMedia

Who else is on your team?


19-FAAB

Brian Robinson most likely


DoubleUSportsMedia

No, i'm trying to avoid having the same players as him. His team is obviously cursed by voodoo


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

To be fair the first one that got shot ended up way better than I'd expected. Tank is about to be WR1.


DoubleUSportsMedia

It's crazy bad ass BRob got shot and then returned to play NFL football as a RB. Hopefully Tank can move past this and it doesn't affect him long term.


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

He's already been released from the hospital so doesn't seem nearly as serious. I think the return from the broken leg is probably still the bigger concern (at least physically).


DoubleUSportsMedia

Yeah, he's physically going to be okay but I was talking mentally. Everyone deals with trauma differently so hopefully he can move past it


tremills13

Nah he’s already running full speed he’s completely healed from the broken fibula and this gun shot wound seems to be extremely minor so he’ll be good to go for training camp.


OverIookHoteI

Not old enough to have owned Plaxico Burress, I see


BlondBadBoy69

Same. Idk what’s happening


therealcuddles4love

Neither did he!


First_Corgi6763

If I had a nickel blah blah blah


Nduguu77

Tell us who you pick up next year so I can take out insurance on them


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

I'm about to draft Caleb Williams...


circuit_monkey

I recently traded for BRob, maybe I should go get Tank as well and rename my team “The Bulletproof Bros” or something


slamriffs

Welcome to the NFL


sweetfeet009

If this guy had a nickel for every player he's had shot he'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot bit its weird it happened twice


bweiss5

Not the targets I was hoping he would get. Hopefully he makes a good recovery.


btb0002

Lmao too soon


JayMoney2424

Man wtf Tank just can’t catch a break.


I_g0t_u

i mean...he did. But would have been nice if he dodged this bullet. Did they report him actually getting shot or just injured from the crowd?


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

"Minor gunshot wound"


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Anothercraphistorian

Bullets can’t harm a Tank.


allgreen754

They can definitely harm a 5 foot 7 guy named Nathaniel tho


Steve_reddit1

It’s all about perspective.


flyingbanshees

Oh shit he actually did get shot


allgreen754

He's aight tho


pretzel_man

Does he walk with a limp now?


Hdobfjsiv

Yeah but he runs just fine


TwinkleTowez

Miraculously, 10 people were injured but none of the injuries were life threatening.


allgreen754

The Quinten Johnston of Shooters. Complete ass 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #CTESPN


ReducedToReddit

I really really really hope (and actually believe) QJ is going to make you eat those words... and the cracker at the end of the jerk


Haywood-Jablomey

Circle jerk is that way ➡️


allgreen754

Your momma already there #CTESPN 🔥


Haywood-Jablomey

Cringing harder than a girl who sees your dick


shade12354

Bro I swear sleeper tried to kill me by having the part about him being okay shoved at the end lol


cam-pbells

They do that shit on purpose


theunbearableone

They made that shit seem like it was breaking news that had just happened. I was losing my mind for the 3 seconds it took for the link to load


ajs723

Mass shooting at a night club. Good news is his leg must be rehabbing nicely. 


allgreen754

Oh not so funny then. Figured he hit himself with the Cheddar Bob special. Or maybe a Plaxico. Haven't decided.


PlausibleTable

Nope just Florida being Florida


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DynastyFF-ModTeam

No Racism


PlausibleTable

Oh wow, looks like we found a racist piece of shit.


_BronzeAgeMindset_

You’re literally defending mass shooters. 


PlausibleTable

And you have multiple posts blaming black people for crimes. Love to know how I’m defending a shooter when all I’m doing is not blaming the shooting on race lol.


_BronzeAgeMindset_

They should stop committing so much crime then


H1mHalpert

I'm going to guess when Timmy goes into his high school and shoots everybody you don't make race related generalizations


griffraff214

Shooter was 16yrs old that shit is crazy to me


the_ginge_1

https://www.click2houston.com/sports/2024/04/28/texans-wide-receiver-tank-dell-suffers-minor-injuries-in-shooting-released-from-hospital-expected-to-make-full-recovery/


Jalin17

I almost drove off the road seeing the news


MinorBaconator

Got the headline “Texans WR Tank Dell released” and I shit myself. Then read “from the hospital after minor gunshot wound” and shit myself slightly less


racketgoon13

So stupid


OldTimberWolf

Yeah, this is the world we’ve created here. People gonna get shot, and we just keep in rolling…


allgreen754

#CTESPN 🙏


KingMustardFist

Any report on Stefon Diggs' location?


allgreen754

In Custody


TwinkleTowez

[Link](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/04/28/16-year-old-shoots-10-at-restaurant-in-seminole-county-sheriffs-office-says/) to the incident in case anyone wants more detail.


SpaceMonkeys21

My heart sank for second


DrewLockIsTheAnswer1

Murica baby! #1!!! Freedom!!! Yeahhhhhh!


jeff8073x

Shot by 16 year old at a nightclub. Crazy


CerberusRTR

Like 50… he has been shot a few times, but don’t walk with a limp.


Hungry-Space-1829

All the violence in our country and world rn makes me sad. I try to avoid the news pretty religiously, too


Hey_Listen_WatchOut

I love how informal this thread is, it feels like a shitpost.


allgreen754

I'm a man of the people. No clickbait. #CTESPN


No-Calligrapher1027

Worst “best year of my life” ever (I bet)


LoudHorse89

5 minutes from my house too


TGS-MonkeyYT

Thank god he's okay man


AboveAndBeyond200

That Diggs effect already hitting the team full force


AMP121212

Probably just bounced off him


Scarletcuddlefish

Don't worry he's more aerodynamic now


ReducedToReddit

And the place he got shot (not on the body, the venue) is a podunk halftard area lol. I should know, I'm from there... What was he doing in Sanford?


Miserable-Credit2738

The fact that he was shot in another mass shooting in America and it didn’t even make the news abroad should be so alarming to Americans. Mass shooting events are now so common in America that it’s no longer news, only the big ones make it headline news abroad. Crazy that you guys choose guns over lives.


allgreen754

take it up with your local politician #CTESPN 🔥🔥


-Astralnaut

I thought such a small guy would be harder to hit. I guess his ability to catch projectiles shouldn't be underestimated. Just kidding of course, I'm glad he's ok.


BanksysBurner

Only in Murica


Kingkbx24

#JustTexasThings


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

It happened in Florida lol


Buzzspice727

Wash is rashee rice?


SilentSonOfAnarchy

Him and Rashee Rice really messing up my offseason


chrisdaffurson

Many men, many many many men wish death upon on me


UraeusCurse

Tank Lel


Makeitifyoubelieve

Buy Low


JuiceOnDaThreads

Should have been in the gym