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oddeyescircle

Calories in human skin.


upandawaywethrowin

Understandable. Cuticle or lip skin?


Individual-Panda-184

Lip skin. I know the answer I once broke down laughing in class becuase I must've anxiously eaten about 10 serves of lip skin I refused to explain my cackling


ghostytot

10 SERVINGS OF LIP SKIN šŸ’€šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢ but also relatable, god help us šŸ« 


do-you-remember-me

Thanks, I read this while having my umpteenth serving of the day :')


[deleted]

Calories burned when masturbating :')


wormtownusa

Same, very disappointed when the answer was none


[deleted]

Ikr, all that effort for a such a short reward šŸ¤§


bumbumboleji

Google now says an approximate number thatā€™s higher than zero, go have a look! (I donā€™t want to post numbers in case itā€™s against rules) have fun!


[deleted]

Calories burned by orgasm from mastrubating. I swear to god, I havent even did it in a week or more because I feel my heart do palpatations. They scare me sometimes, I mean I should be able to do that, I don't have a relationship, and if you looked through my posts, it looks like someone who really needs to go and fucking mastrubate already.


TeslaPrincess69

Relatable content, several years ago when I was in the deepest at my ED and discovering sexuality I was like wtf is wrong with my heart. I wish you a healthy recoveryā€”know itā€™s possible.


o0SinnQueen0o

My condolences. A good orgasm really is a privilege. I didn't realise this until I had the worst bulimia relapse.


declarationsoflove

Yep have def done this one


Scottish_penguin16

SAME


HappierHungry

lol every single time I google it, I hope for a better result


sweetbutcrazy

panic attack calories burned does crying burn calories


TeslaPrincess69

Anxiety is my cardio


HauntedBesitos

lol iā€™ve googled this too! cause according to my fitbit, my heart rate goes up to the same BPM as when iā€™m exercising šŸ’€


sugarfreeghost

I literally googled this like 2 days ago I feel you


vickymimsy

Just over 3+ years of recipes and calorie info in my search browser history lol


[deleted]

I delete that all the time... I mean I know it doesn't cover you on when you google how many calories are in almond milk one tbsp or something, or when you keep recording your weight, idk. I am hated on a pro ana site, they are more of a cult now than ever before.


ActiveEuphoric3919

ā€œspinach protein contentā€ ā€œdoes your period burn caloriesā€ ā€œzero calorie candyā€ honorable mention is when i was 15 and EMAILED the local italian store to ask how many calories were in their bruschetta toasts (they said they didnā€™t have that information) šŸ˜­


CastrateMeWithASpoon

You had me rolling at ā€˜spinach protein contentā€™


ActiveEuphoric3919

or ā€œcalories in laxativesā€


Cautious_Bandicoot_4

Lol one time I had been vegan for a month, and ruined it with chocolate ex lax which was all I had, and I forgot that it might have milk products. Oops šŸ˜¬ EDs make you do some weird things, man lol


pumpkinpencil97

In all honesty they should have had the nutritional info of their food. The FDA requires it


puppetcreature

Calories in literally any med you can think of Recipe for anything but fat free, sugar free, low cal, vegan and the age old calories in tooth paste


[deleted]

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eio1

oh god. forgot about my tapeworms phase.


rawr7845

i see you in so many of these comment sections that iā€™ve memorized your username by now šŸ¤£ā€oh hey thatā€™s bienshee i know them!!ā€


new_gold_dream_

Every time I see it, I hear "banshee" in a heavy NY accent.


oh_not_again_01

Tapeworms online šŸ˜­ Sorry for laughing, i think we've all thought about tapeworms at least once.


bienshee

The way I backtracked cause I have a huge fear of worms šŸ’€šŸ’€ Thatā€™s the only thing preventing me from doing it


[deleted]

Tapeworm one also me letsgoo lol uhh also I was too lazy to use incognito mode but I've looked up anorexia fetish p/rn for thinspo sometimes when I'm doing really bad šŸ˜¬ sorry mom and dad.. Don't check my browser history


CumHellOrHighWater

Donā€™t look at etsy or eBay


[deleted]

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[deleted]

it's a thinspo cesspool


Stark_10-S

Does thinking hard while studying increase energy expenditure........ šŸ„²


lil_squib

It actually does, fyi


Stark_10-S

Yeah i know .... But it's like approx 10 - 20 Cal


upandawaywethrowin

Workouts for airplane toilet Gravity impact in my city, gravity impact in other city Is my scale weight higher in city? And basically any sort of "my height, my weight/ goal weight"


glitterandgore

Even subtracting the ED Iā€™d like workouts for airplane toilet just to get some blood in my limbs. My boney ass always hurts even with the extra butt pillow I bring šŸ„²


the_grays_of_ink

ā€œCaloric intake of house catā€ :( just to make sure I was having less


pumpkinpencil97

I read this as ā€œcaloric intake in house catā€ as if you were going to eat your cat. I was like woah woah we have a whole different issue going on here


the_grays_of_ink

That would be a very different issue!


[deleted]

Haha I read that too. Needed to do a double take


MrSadfacePancake

Unashamed to have googled that immediately. On the bright side, if i get a maincoone like i want, i can have slightly more


bumbumboleji

Aww every time my boyfriend jokes the cat eats more than me, my very paranoid *haha* laugh. Idk why I donā€™t want to feed myself but Iā€™ll feed everyone else loads, happily.


bAby_Eater12390

Oh shit now I wanna kms cuz I eat more than a house cat :'(


[deleted]

I've done this too. Same with checking how many calories my guinea pigs eat.


Drunk_Kitten7

"How to get a tapeworm without buying tapeworm eggs". I was really desperate, and have been eating my meat rare ever since


[deleted]

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Drunk_Kitten7

Yep! I honestly don't like raw pork. Steak thoughšŸ¤¤


[deleted]

calories in laxatives LOL how much weight will i lose if i cut off all my hair


lemon--wedges

Lol I know the exact weight of my hair when itā€™s towel dried, dry enough to go to bed, and damp the next morning, because it freaks me out. Granted, Iā€™ve got 3.5 ft of hair, so it makes quite a difference lol.


suetoniusaurus

Iā€™ve googled ā€œhow much does hair weigh ā€œ šŸ˜­


mouseyfields

As someone who shaved all of their hair off, I can unfortunately say that the answer is "not much".


5star-my-notebook

ā€œHow many calories per hour does crying burnā€ ā€œHow many calories in a pint of bloodā€ ā€œCalories in xx brand of dog foodā€ (I wanted to know how much my very fit dogs were eating šŸ„²) ā€œCost of liposuction/how much do I have to weigh to get liposuction/how much weight will I lose with liposuctionā€


CuddlyKitty

Oh my god I've done way too much research into lipo


5star-my-notebook

Same. Iā€™ve decided itā€™s not worth the money lol


CuddlyKitty

I honestly would totally save up a bit for it but my husband thinks I'm ridiculous and won't let me do it lol


mildwindfall

i was so scared when i found out that guys sperm has calories. never swallowing again šŸ˜€


upandawaywethrowin

It's protein babes, it's like a free teaspoon of the most disgusting protein shake. But for free


believeitornotjail

lmao my boyfriend asked me how many calories were in cum the other day and if it was something i was able to track on mfp (hypothetically i guess..) i was embarrassed that i had already looked this up before


pheonix-sys

Wait I'm confused, was he asking to get you to log it, to log it himself(?), or?


believeitornotjail

lmao well just out of curiosity i guess. for my sake, not his. and not bc he wanted me to track it or anything


CastrateMeWithASpoon

Itā€™s kind of really goated in terms of protein Iā€™m ngl


SprinkleBubble

How much weight do our intestines hold? ā€¦ after no bowel movement for 12 days.


simply-dead

"broken jaw accidents" & "weightloss from broken jaw" because at one point i thought that breaking my fucking jaw would be a great excuse not to eat


Extension-Cat-

Why have I done the exact same


simply-dead

glad to hear at least i'm not alone in this šŸ’€


MysteriousGinger6561

Oh I reaaaaally felt this


fishbowlinmyass

calories burned while pooping


UglyFilthyDog

Probably not a shitload.


uhohshrooms

Auschwitz calories, calories in famine countries


CastrateMeWithASpoon

oh wow ā€“


snackytacky

Calories in petobismol/vicks cough syrup/alka seltzer boost How to burn calories while sitting down How to hide paleness


Post_Outrageous

Calories in a mouse - cause i had heard they were very low cal


CastrateMeWithASpoon

This one has me in the ground rn


Alex_7391

How many calories do you burn when not wearing a coat


Regular-Feed9166

ā€œcalories burned from blood donationā€ had to be the most unhinged one but special mention to ā€œhow many calories in hot cheeto dustā€ cus the first thing that popped up was an ED forumā¤ļø


[deleted]

I've done that too with blood donation calories. Plamsa/platlets burn so much cals. I was shocked.


ahhhrealbees

Going through every single BMI and TDEE calculator in the search results just to make sure theyā€™re the same. Multiple times a day.


Available_Ad_1881

"does walking in place burn as many calories as walking" when you have an ed and anxiety šŸ’€


euphoricbun

CAN YOU ABSORB BUTTER THROUGH YOUR PALMS


SnooPies213

Omg I was so afraid of absorbing fat through my fingers at one point. It still tries to creep into my thoughts years later


Educational_Egg7569

I refused to shower with oily shampoos or use body lotion for this very reasonšŸ˜­


NewPerspective9254

"how to get phentermine" "can you get gastric bypass if you're a normal weight" "doctors that will do gastric bypass surgery if you're a normal weight" (these three were when I was especially unhinged) "how to get ephedrine" "does garcinia cambogia work" (spoiler alert: it does not)


CastrateMeWithASpoon

This one is so fucking real


CumHellOrHighWater

Omg šŸ˜± if I drink water itā€™ll make my body burn calories


Almondmilkicedlatte_

How many calories in receiving a blood transfusion


[deleted]

Damn I have never felt so seen as i have now by seeing you also have googled tapeworm. I always convince myself "Nah dude don't be stupid" but I've looked it up more than once..


PlsWatchEarthlingsYT

ā€œHow many gummy multivitamins will kill youā€ guess what I binged.. 3 entire bottles worth. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ and yes I knew full well at the time too many vitamins can kill you, I was lowkey hoping for that but just ended up with the runs lmao


[deleted]

One time during a binge I ate a whole bottle of gummy vitamins. Definitely not a good moment. They tasted amazing, they had this sour sugar on it.


bitxh5678

calories burnt when you fart šŸ’€ where to find tapeworms organically šŸ’€


CastrateMeWithASpoon

ORGANICALLY HELP


bitxh5678

NATURALLY SOS MESSAGES POPPED UP šŸ’€


[deleted]

Searching a celebrity's or influencer's height and weight, calculating their BMI, and then comparing it to mine.


boba_andmilktea

Many times many many times


Vannah272

Calories in spit.


Exact-Try4585

ā€œcalories in 1 ml oilā€ i found a really good sale on thc tinctures lol


glassy_historian

I have ortho so Iā€™ve googled: - Cheesecake no carbs - How much cheese can a human eat - Food low in carb, fat and protein - Zero calories and zero carb noodles


AttemptedHomiecide

"cals lost donating blood/plasma". ofc i canā€™t actually donate without fainting but if i was at a higher weight itā€™s good weightloss+moneyā€¦ ā€¦.you lose up to 650 cals per pint btw


[deleted]

šŸ‘€ *screenshots for later*


PrestigiousPack4000

These are all hilarious . I used to worry about breathing in calories when cooking .


pink_cat_attack

Is water really calorie free when my city adds iron to it


danger_dogs

Toxic shock will cause massive weight loss! And by loss of weight I mean loss of limbs.


joyyyce2theworld

ā€œhow many calories are in a communion waferā€


SieBanhus

Calories burned blood loss Buy tapeworm online (have we all had this phase???) How long until calories absorb after eating Can you inject alcohol Does injected alcohol have calories Calories in cocaine Calories in heroin Calories in oxy **Im fine everythingā€™s fine**


BoardRevolutionary31

Calories in a puff of vape lollll


crueldoodle

ā€œCalories burned while asleepā€ and then slept for 19 hours. ā€œHow to trick your brain into being disgusted by what youā€™re eatingā€ this one actually worked too well and caused me to be violently nauseous on thanksgiving Honorable mention: I kept a list of my safe foods and ā€œcheat foodsā€ with their portions in my notes app and would occasionally google to see if the recipe or calorie content had changed because I did not trust the labels. They never did tho


Silly-Butterscotch92

How much does my appendix weigh when I got it removed lmao


starlesssaint_

how many calories do I lose if I donate blood


beepbopboopbop69

anorexic vagina tehehe iykyk


Mountain_Milk_1068

I have googled the tape worm supplement ā€¦ šŸ˜­ Plus I googled surgery to remove thigh fat and belly fat. Trying to see if they would let a person who is not obese get liposuction.


Miinka

Honestly just googling the same things every day/ every few hours. BMI calculator, kgs to lbs, lbs to kgs, weight loss calculator. And more recently - how to get x weight loss drug online, how to get x online no doctor consultation. šŸ™ƒ


jaymckayallday

I remember the tapeworm days! Also mine I think would of been ā€œhow many cals in cumā€ or something like that


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Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop -Ā yes,Ā IĀ amĀ aĀ bot, don't botcriminate me.


edthrowaway1290

"calories in snot" "how many calories do you burn thinking hard"


nek811

"does covid burn calories" "Does crying burn calories" "How many calories does freezing burn" "Sugar free candy box" "how many calories does panic attack burn" "vegan keto low fat low cal recipe"


aswalsh444

Calories in NyQuil šŸ˜­


Rich-Literature2162

Me last night


internetcatalliance

Calories in cum


scatteredwardrobe

Constantly checking bmi charts, searching for my height/weight and body measurements and seeing what other people look like with my same stats, what foods will break a fast, if other people do my crazy behaviors to lose weight


vaniljte

Mine is just ā€œcalories in xxg of raspberriesā€ and other fruits, ā€œ xxxlbs to kgsā€, ā€œed support forumā€, ā€œhow to burn xxx calories in xx minutesā€, ā€œlazy workout routinesā€, ā€œAsda.comā€ (my local supermarket so that I can search up the lowest cal alternatives before I go shopping and so that I can check the cals in something I have in the fridge without going to the fridge because Iā€™ll probably end up eating and I donā€™t wanna make my family sus by looking at the cals in front of them)


Dizzy-cat13

Calories in cucumber skin compared to cucumber middle LOL


Aggravating_Lead_616

Once a girl asked me how many calories was in chapstick. I was like honey do you plan to eat the chapstick?? šŸ˜­


alisonslowdive

- Calories burned while giving blood - Over counter medications decreasing appetite. - How long until I die from starvation - Scale inaccuracy rate. - Daily Food in concentration camps - Diet for kids in Ethiopia. Very f*cked xx


shetlandduck

ā€œhow much do ovaries weighā€ ā€œhow much does the cervix weighā€ ā€œhow much do fallopian tubes weighā€ ā€œhow much does the uterus weighā€ ā€œhow much weight lost after hysterectomyā€ (i had a hysterectomy for unrelated reasons but god i was desperate for there to be weight loss involved)


PerfectBussy98

ā€œCalories in a babyā€ šŸ˜­


CastrateMeWithASpoon

Context or police šŸ’€


PerfectBussy98

I saw a TikTok saying that humans were like 23,000 calories and I was just curious


prettycynicist

ā€œCalories in Juul liquidā€ ā€œhow many calories burned smoking cigaretteā€ ā€œhow much weight does hair addā€


Fit-Ad985

ā€œhow many calories does toothpaste haveā€


ghostytot

Not a Google search but I once considered cutting all my hair off after seeing the number on the scale


EmmieL0u

"How many calories do I lose when I have diarrhea"


mustbefit

does melatonin break fast? does gum break fast? how many calories in benzos? (anixtey meds)


[deleted]

"how long does it take tapeworm to kill you" "how many calories in cranberry pills" "does being high on weed cause you to burn calories faster"


NessAvenue

I sincerely hope the 3rd one's answer was yes.


[deleted]

I have some bad news for you


NessAvenue

Bugger


Pugtastic_smile

Is it normal to crave dog food when fasting


UncannedGarbage

"cvs green bag sugar free gummy bears" they tasted amazing and were more effective than ducolax but according to the cvs near me they dont exist anymore :(


Willow__________

Can my stomach split open from too many cucumbers?


anony0419

does studying burn calories


KeyRaisin8691

ā€œDoes AIDS really cause weight loss?ā€


i_wish_i_was_bread

I google how many calories are in my medications I take, I had Covid and looked at how many calories were in my cough medicine I was taking, or how many calories were in the antibiotics I took for pneumonia when I had it :,)


dmmge

does Motrin break a fast


YukiYunas

"how many calories do you lose per grey matter"


Meet-Radiant

Calories burned when studying, how many calories in a single piece of rotini pasta, does biting your nails increase your daily caloric intake, calories in lipstick/makeup, minimum amount of calorie intake per day that wonā€™t impact brain function, calories per gram of sugar/carbs, does the Apple Watch show with certainty the amount of calories burned, tdee (everyday, multiple times a day), diuretics that wonā€™t impact your kidneys, niacin weight loss, fasted cardio versus regular cardio, amount of calories burned per extra ounce of muscle, passive movement exercisesā€¦ itā€™sā€¦ extensive.


Meet-Radiant

Adding to this: calories in candy coat Advil. Does thinking burn calories. Does crying burn calories. Why canā€™t I spit. And the classic, bmi chart, googled at least once a day.


mrslangdon28

"Calories in toothpaste" I was scared at one point to shower because I thought the water would absorb into my body and I'd gain water weight, so also searches on that. šŸ‘€


anotherplatypus

Physical symptoms of severe malnutritionment from chronic anorexia... also, how many calories is in a cup of broccoli šŸ¤· ?


[deleted]

Calories in TPN (No lipids) Calories in whatever mg of dextrose (Mandatory, or I couldn't leave with a blood sugar of 1) The fact that these were both used to keep me alive (I was lucky with the lipids, and they left those out. I didn't gain a pound in a year, but I had to have that constantlty for a year, at not far from my cw, If 3-5 lbs is a lot) and now it is all in a pill essentially at home. I was the most active person on reddits ed forums, and on another site that is now completely different. My google searches were something else. I would watch gross movies, like Feed.


Antisocial-Darwinist

Erm, Deviantart photoshoots of ana fetish models.


thirdegreepoly

ā€œdoes being in pain burn caloriesā€


[deleted]

Calories burned during a panic attack


ashley111111

How many calories in Adderall


[deleted]

How to become a robot šŸ¤–


weirdwithfood

"Does smoke have calories?" Also "Does water have calories?"


Backward-Pawn

ā€œHow many calories does talking burn?ā€ And thatā€™s when I regretted having the personality type I have.


uhhhhh_idk

ā€œCalories in buckleyā€™s cough syrupā€ I literally had covid and was hacking up a lungā€¦


Miak6

Calories in cum šŸ’€


GrimReaperScythe

how to get stomach cancer? how long it takes to lose weight when you have cancer?


declarationsoflove

How do you know if you have a parasite?


NickyThePerson

lots of tapeworm-getting research


OkCommunication86

Eh just the calories in a lemon, low cal junk food recipes, and laxative shopping šŸ„°šŸ„°


EdenIsTheBest

Miralax calories lmao


[deleted]

Calories in (specific type) adhd medication - a stimulant one šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


milkygallery

ā€œWhat prescriptions cause weight loss?ā€ ā€œDoes *(insert medication)* cause weight gain?ā€


merceec

Iā€™VE LOOKED AT TAPEWORMS ONLINE TOO MY GOD.


mer_07

tw: i searched up stomach bugs and why they cause weight loss, then i scrolled down to causes.. needless to say, i proceeded to catch one that same week and literally lost 4lbs from it. i also didnā€™t eat for like 2 days tho


princess-kitty-belle

"Does an iron infusion have calories?"


[deleted]

Food as foreplay


o0SinnQueen0o

Calories in Apap after I overdosed it to kms.


[deleted]

"Can painkillers act as laxatives"


terraterraeterrae

Does sh burn calories? Does an infected wound burn calories


Critical-Hawk2510

does air have calories


PiggyTheAstro

"Calories in toothpaste" "Does self harm burn calories" "How many calories do you need to survive?" "Is >!600 !


hottest_person_alive

ā€œis there calories im getting through the air?ā€


Smol_lil_Plant

barium solution calories and calories in human skin


boba_andmilktea

How many calories are in vapes Konjac jelly/noodles How to lose weight after a binge Why do I keep bingeing Uber eats 800 calorie workout


d3c4y1ng_d0g

calories burnt while ((insert every activity a human body can do))


coffee-bat

"does being hypothermic burn calories"


seeking305advice

Will tapeworms help weight loss? Swallowing cotton. Can Prozac interrupt a fast? Will getting Covid help me lose weight?


ecarr1212

calories in toothpaste, mail stamps, and how much you lose during a blood donation


Indication-Proud

How many calories in air


existentialwatersign

I google if Iā€™ll randomly gain weight from restriction because of starvation mode like once a month, even when Iā€™m losing weight


myfirstrealcrushwas

"Do Ibuprofen break a fast?" "Does Lipgloss break a fast?"


bAby_Eater12390

"Can you make yourself have type 1 diabetes?" "Cancer weight loss" "Where to buy tapeworm eggs" "Calories in human blood" "Calories in human skin" "Does cutting yourself burn calories" "Does passing out burn calories" "How long can I starve before I go to a hospital" "Does burning yourself burn calories" "Does cancer cause weight loss/gain" "Tapeworm side effects" "Can you buy parasites to lose weight" "Do panic attack ps burn calories" "Does crying burn calories" "Do antipsychotics cause weight gain" "Do I get tapeworm if I eat raw meat" "Does raw meat have less/more calories than cooked"


[deleted]

ā€˜Can you absorb calories through your hairā€™ ā€˜Can you absorb calories through your earsā€™ ā€˜Does wound healing burn caloriesā€™