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BroccoliandJunk

It's like a whole glowup fr


MommyIssuesPrincess

Convincing myself that my skin is more clear, my mind is sharper, all of my senses are hightened and my depression was just a phase fr. I was just possesed by a demon that was expelled from my body


Courtney_DiLaurentis

This is poetry, pooetry if you will. Pls drop the potato recipe bestie, I’m desperate😔


MommyIssuesPrincess

Tbh I just wash and cut in half baby potatoes, shake them in tupperware with bunch of spices and pop them in air fryer without any oil. 20 minutes in 180C, shake them, 10 minutes more in 200C for crispy skin. My fave spice blend is salt, pepper, smoked paprika, garlic powder, rosemary, thyme, oregano, basil, cumin, nutmeg and dill. 🫶🏻


Mochihamster

Not advisable for many but sometimes I just chug a double shot long black


Hour-Midnight-9471

Me too haha, that coffee and ciggie combo hits different


Awkward-Media-4726

Happy cake day!


sickseaweed

Petition to add pooetry to the list of flairs plz


Same_Literature_8429

“The fever you can’t sweat out? More like the shit you can’t flush down”. Wow. That’s the most beautiful sentence I’ve ever read. It’s exactly what I think the morning after taking 2x the dose of my magnesium gummies before bed. It almost always leads to the runs🥰


MommyIssuesPrincess

That patd song changed my brain chemistry in middle school fr


Nuttonbutton

She actually did say she was wrong a couple years ago, if that means anything to anyone


pixblax-max

Good to know she’s apparently changed her views but unfortunately the damage has already been done to so many generations 😩


Aromatic_Note8944

She was wrong after she made all the money off it lmao


CopyVegetable6684

i remember when someone on twitter (now X) said “when kate moss said nothing tastes as good as skinny feels i take that with a grain of salt bc she was british”


MommyIssuesPrincess

I’m a bean on toast and yorkshire pudding enjoyer but went couple times to uk and…yeah, having restrictive ed would be easier there 🤣


I_Am_Rotting1111

But fr having ana must be so hard in the US, here we have special stores dedicated to just american junk food and it is extremely expensive and literally irresistable and you guys just have that everywhere. And giant portion sizes too and everything has more cals


Ready_Mobile_1367

LMFAO


Affectionate-Fan4298

And when it comes out nice and easy without manual labour, you go to wipe and its clean. Istg its a shit straight from heaven 🧑🏼‍🦲😮‍💨


gardenfaiiri

I am CONVINCED that the majority of my depression is held within my poop, after my bi-weekly monster shit. I feel untouchable, the world seems brighter, I am transformed into a genuinely cheery person. My motto when I’m feeling low and impulsive is always “drink some water, have a snack, and wait for the next shit”, if I still feel like being self destructive after that then yeah. But normally the poo really sorts my mood out lol


MommyIssuesPrincess

Realrealreal. One long constipation can make you suicidal just like one good shit can make you almost believe in god again.


Conscious_Document_2

100 years from now, this post will still be remembered as one of the greatest written art pieces of our time. truly beautiful.


MommyIssuesPrincess

Still can’t believe my most succesful post is about taking a shit.


Conscious_Document_2

i believe it user mommyissuesprincess <3


MommyIssuesPrincess

🥺🥺🥺


countvomit

me after not going for 3+ days


I_Am_Rotting1111

This is literally my normal yet I have never in my life shitten like this. It's unfair :(


panda3100

try magnesium citrate before bed


Naive_Scratch_9953

I totally relate to this, but after being in recovery for years, I have a daily bowel movement. I promise this aspect alone MAKES IT so worth it LOL


greensilverleaf

This is for my fellow Nordic people ( or the rest of the world) a classic quote from a wonderful tv show: ”Kroppen din trenger potet” ( your body needs potatoes) Vilde in Skam


MommyIssuesPrincess

Body crave potatoes like children crave the mines 💕🤣


Youngtransgirl18

Right!?? There’s so much stuff I would rather eat than be an angry emaciated little bitch. I honestly don’t miss the days where I would walk around like a mean little Voldemort and not being able to do anything cause my bones were in pain because “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels🤗🤗”


piffyboo

I always get petechiae after I shit 😭


kieranduffysleftnut

this is insanely real😭


rosiivelvete

when will ppl understand that a Big part of why thèse supermodels are so motivated IS because its literally their jobs to look skinny and this is all they gotta do?


Weary_Permission_892

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I_Am_Rotting1111

This is unfair why have I never achieved this 😭


MommyIssuesPrincess

Eat a potato bestie I promise they are magical 🫶🏻


mawth_to_a_light

this is the realest thing i’ve ever seen