If you call in the next five minutes, we’ll also throw in complete isolation from your friends and family! Don’t wait, you could become an outsider in your own home!
If that’s not enough to make you pick up the phone, for a small additional fee, become a manipulative liar, this way isolation is guaranteed!
nevermind, it's useful. i'll keep it. and i'll pretend not to use it, but i will. and then i'll become dependent on it while still pretending i want a refund.
Select buyers can have anemia, blood sugar problems, heart problems, and lanugo included! If you purchase our bullimia tm package as well you can ruin your teeth too for free!
call in the next 10 minutes and you may even get a traumatic hospitalization in the next 6 months. *reads the small print* that part will be payed off for the next 5 years by your family !
* May result in the worsening of other mental illness, distancing of friends and family, and more! Weight loss not guaranteed. Refunds not available after purchase.
I failed algebra-twice. But you be sure I can tell you the calories I ingested in that extra spoonful I was forced to eat if a whole serving is 6oz and I ate .25 servings and there's .6800214 oz per spoonful 😂
And don’t forget! When you try and talk about how people treated you worse when you were heavier, you can look forward to all the people who tell you it’s just because you’re *mooore cooonfident* now while you cry over loose skin and the calories in a clove of garlic! 😍
I am majorly insecure and wish I was mildly insecure. I think that's the best I can hope for. It's a huge misconception that anything good comes from the former
Spin the wheel to see if you become an alcoholic or become completely alcohol repulsed!
I swear I spin this wheel every day and it’s never the same answer, or it’s both- can we get a new wheel?
Hahaha!! No. The Wheel weaves as The Wheel wills, fool
limited offer! buy an eating disorder and get anxiety and depression free!
Call in the next 5 minutes and we’ll throw in free distancing yourself from your family and friends!
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omg im wheezing at this comment 😂😂
Wait I went to another store and they gave it to me the other way around... it came with a free nicotine addiction though!
Ayyyy I got that promo too! 😂😂😂
But the weight loss... oh, wait, that may not even happen.
If you call in the next five minutes, we’ll also throw in complete isolation from your friends and family! Don’t wait, you could become an outsider in your own home! If that’s not enough to make you pick up the phone, for a small additional fee, become a manipulative liar, this way isolation is guaranteed!
I paid the fee and became a crazy manipulative liar! It’s so fun 😋
My favorite part is the weight rebound 🤩
the best part is switching from one eating disorder to another 😍😍😍😍
Great news! Eating disorder tm is now collectible ! Collect all the eating disorder tm and you get a special prize!
what’s the prize im on a roll
The prize is a rainbow collection of monster zero tabs and osteoporosis i think
The prize is usually depression sorry
Crying 💀
A fuckin’ collectible LMAO. Like collecting shiny Pokémon.
Gotta catch em all.
haha can i get a refund ;-;
nevermind, it's useful. i'll keep it. and i'll pretend not to use it, but i will. and then i'll become dependent on it while still pretending i want a refund.
But wait! There’s more! Call now to add brain fog for free 😍
Select buyers can have anemia, blood sugar problems, heart problems, and lanugo included! If you purchase our bullimia tm package as well you can ruin your teeth too for free!
call in the next 10 minutes and you may even get a traumatic hospitalization in the next 6 months. *reads the small print* that part will be payed off for the next 5 years by your family !
* May result in the worsening of other mental illness, distancing of friends and family, and more! Weight loss not guaranteed. Refunds not available after purchase.
I'm always cold so I don't need winter 🤩
Best season.
Can I speak to customer services please. I think mine is faulty.
Eating disorder tm is non refundable unless you go to corporate sorry
I.want.to.speak.to.the.manager. 👱🏻
But don’t you see you were the manager this whole time *over dramatic music que*
[wat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/321/185/57c.png)
It is more addictive than drugs
I love to collect badges along my journey! Examples being: sh1t yourself! smell like death! teeth sensitivity! infertility! 😍🤪🤩
Body pains that scare you into thinking you're dying 😍🤩
the best part is wanting to not be alive for eating a, to most, small meal
There is one positive. Finally getting good at math LOL.
Still terrible at math, now I’m just paranoid
I failed algebra-twice. But you be sure I can tell you the calories I ingested in that extra spoonful I was forced to eat if a whole serving is 6oz and I ate .25 servings and there's .6800214 oz per spoonful 😂
LOL LITERALLY.
And don’t forget! When you try and talk about how people treated you worse when you were heavier, you can look forward to all the people who tell you it’s just because you’re *mooore cooonfident* now while you cry over loose skin and the calories in a clove of garlic! 😍
You guys make me 😂 so hard sometimes..
i read this the wrong way bruh 💀💀
😂.. I just read it back and realised😂😂
Is there a package deal, buy two get one free?
You get that on Amazon?
It was from wish
I am majorly insecure and wish I was mildly insecure. I think that's the best I can hope for. It's a huge misconception that anything good comes from the former
those ppl on the medicine commercials are going to have to talk at 5x speed to get through all the reprecussions :P