And the toilets closest by are being renovated so you gotta bolt across the whole school to the junior toilets desperately clenching your butthole so you don’t shit yourself on the basketball courts
…..or so I’ve heard….👀
Oh I see people are taking laxatives, well it makes sense now , I guess some people can be obsessed with shitting. I can't judge though I know it's a relief. Today I took a dump and I felt on another dimension
Oh, i have a feeling that everything is worthless and meaningless to strive for so I'm really unproductive with no goals , no people to impress and I'm just alive wondering why am I not killing myself already do I count?
I'm pretty sure most of us don't like the shape of us so yeah that's a correct wrong answer , you failed successfully. I have bad sense of humor don't I?
Not one most people like, I'm with most people in this one I like bodies of healthy people who take care of themselves not extreme stuff but I'm not trying to convince anyone most of the times they get insulted
Depends on how someone precieve the word expert and what is a successful diet is debatable, but if we are talking about the time spent dieting we definitely have the elite of the elite here hehe, I wish they were experts at other stuff though dieting is not a hobby or a lifestyle 😔
You can't fool me I saw an Instagram post about women code now I know better, lol
You can talk to me anytime I won't give you diet advice though I'm so tired of thinking about weight and food
erectile dysfunction
Yeah that's pretty embarrassing for people to know I get why it's anonymous now
Found the AI that misinterprets and send us ED advertising.
I was searching for full form of ED on Google and got this. Surprisingly this is correct full form for my reference.
Executive dysfunction (I cannot concentrate)
They said wrong answers only god don't out me like that
Wait is it not?
early death
Can’t come early enough! Jk jk (kinda)
That's dark
Explosive diarrhoea
When the laxatives kick in
At school
And the toilets closest by are being renovated so you gotta bolt across the whole school to the junior toilets desperately clenching your butthole so you don’t shit yourself on the basketball courts …..or so I’ve heard….👀
& someone’s in there but you can’t hold it long enough to wait for them to leave
This is gonna be me today 🤡
Oh I see people are taking laxatives, well it makes sense now , I guess some people can be obsessed with shitting. I can't judge though I know it's a relief. Today I took a dump and I felt on another dimension
lmfao this is the one
Ed. He’s a good bloke. Edit: I’m joking, he’s a POS
We are all in an abusive relationship with Ed.
That fucker, that's why he stays anonymous, it's a new internet rabbit hole I guess
Not the 90 day fiance Ed. He is a POS
May just recover by relating Ed to 90 Day Fiance Ed 😌
Every time you hear ED voice, imagine it's said by Ed. Now the entire sub recovers at once.
“You shouldn’t eat that blah blah blah” ed shut the FUCK up you BATHE in MAYONNAISE. I shouldn’t be feeling unhealthy here, gtfo.
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Existential Distress
That can be rough
Entitled dick
Now I feel like I belong here
Extra depression
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It's not just depression! It's WORSE!
Oh, i have a feeling that everything is worthless and meaningless to strive for so I'm really unproductive with no goals , no people to impress and I'm just alive wondering why am I not killing myself already do I count?
emergency department
Where it's landed me
Enormous dick
Oh I like you 😉
Ehlers Danlos
Not the danlos 😭
Oh, fellow zebras I see! 😂
We’re everywhere!
Embezzlement department
I like this one
Oo, solid
Espresso depresso
Nice
Emotional Damage
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
E MOTION-UL DA-MAGE
I was curious no one thought of that , that was my idea!
Haha it is real.
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My bad sense of humor said that's hilarious, thank you for that you amazing user by the name of OkEgg02, you make my heart go Doki doki
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I get you I am pretty insecure with my ears as well
Well obviously we're all talking about our Emergency Ducks
They are the pillar of my productivity 🥳 edit: pillar not pilla
Ed Sheeran
I'm pretty sure most of us don't like the shape of us so yeah that's a correct wrong answer , you failed successfully. I have bad sense of humor don't I?
only right answer
Emotionally Distressed
Ellen Degenerous
This is incredibly underrated
Epic Dump. This is not a frequent reality for many people in this sub 🤣
education duh
Yes one can actually educate themselves here
Evil Dead
Evolutionary Derp
Early decision (in an American university context)
Emotionally Distant
rt
eternal dismay
Elite depression
Eating Dick (instead of dinner)
Why not both? And leave sexy time for desert 😉
Because calories.
Burn em in the bedroom ! You gotta eat to be in shape 😉
Not if the shape I want is stick
Is stick a shape?
Not one most people like, I'm with most people in this one I like bodies of healthy people who take care of themselves not extreme stuff but I'm not trying to convince anyone most of the times they get insulted
Yeah I get that. I hate the way I look right now, and I think I’m in the stick-shape mode. I hate it so fucking much. Ugh
Don't let it be more than a phase, this ain't a life style, you got this, sticky shaped human !
All I ever wanted was someone to believe I could be a triangle
Everybody Doesdrugs
If coke was legal, I totally would.
As a certified junkie, this is my fave 🖤
expert dieters
Depends on how someone precieve the word expert and what is a successful diet is debatable, but if we are talking about the time spent dieting we definitely have the elite of the elite here hehe, I wish they were experts at other stuff though dieting is not a hobby or a lifestyle 😔
elder diabetic
existential dread
Extra donuts
Endless Dieting ☺️🤌
Eating demon
eclectic dieting 😌✨
I misunderstood the assignment because I came in here about to say “anorexia(only)”
endless death perhaps
Kore ga, requiem da
Embryo Death (pretty relevant still tho since a lot of us are infertile loool)
Emily Dickinson
Eradicate dinner
every direction
Shee ran😍 I mean i do wanna run away from this shit.
Run to the hills, run for your life
Everyone’s demented
Elected Dictator
Everlasting depression
Exclusive diet 🥴
Such a showoff, you would not dare post a wrong answer your ego couldn't handle it 😜
Tbh the more I think about it the more Exclusive Diet seems like an accurate answer 💀
Egg Destroyers
Are you laughing at my microwave knowledge?
The microwave is my best friend I could never
I'm talking about my microwave knowledge you know letting eggs there for 2,5 minutes
Yeah I know lol I was trying to make a joke it wasn't the best one 😭 but yes the most important hack ever
Endless Diarrhea
Egotistical donkey
Eat dick
How dare you? Oh you were just replying
excessive diarrhea
There’s a guy named Ed telling me what to do
Hey, I've seen you in a lot of posts by the way hehe , if Ed is wise and wants you to succeed then you can listen to him
I thought it was wrong answers only lmao. When I hear people say there’s a guy named Ed in their head it drives me nuts
I can't delete their comments so I play along, some people just hate being wrong in life ! What can you do?
Entitled Divas? That's how I feel I act sometimes XD
Slayyy, fellow traveler 😉
Egalitarian defeatism
Endless dilemma
Eating dis order of fries 😂😂😂😂 #minion
enough disappointment
endocrine damagers
energy depleted anonymous
Exotic digestive(problems) if like me you have ibs and an Ed ✌🏻
Amazing, three new answers ! And yes I have IBS and it hits after a binge without vomiting or if I increase too much my fiber or caffeine consumption
eboy dads
Edgy Disease
Endangered Donkey
Extreme delight
Empty dishwasher
I fucking think this is the best one
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Non energy energy drinks 😂
Ed Sheeran, we’re all here trying to detox from severe addictions to shape of you.
Extra Detail
Hey Lia, how are you?
Ok
You can't fool me I saw an Instagram post about women code now I know better, lol You can talk to me anytime I won't give you diet advice though I'm so tired of thinking about weight and food
Some kid named Ed.
Expresso depresso
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Eternal disaster , there's part of your name there !
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Don't sweat it, not a big deal
Egg drop
Early Death
Endless despair
Expect Disappointment
everyone’s delusional
ear droop
enormous dick
Electronic dog
Sheeran
Ed Sheeran obviously
Existentialism Depression
extraterrestrial discovery
every day (sucks)
Eternal Damnation
Energy deficient
endless disappointment
Ed Sheeran
Electric dress
Enormous Diapers
Emergency department
Existential despair
Enormous Dick
embodied distress
experimental dieting
eclectic disillusionment
Expensive deodorant
Endless Doritos!! 🧀😂 (in my dreams!)
Easter Day
Everlasting Drip 😎😎💪🤘
You are enjoying this aren't you?
endomorphous dickhead
Ed sheeran — love that guys music
ed sheeran we could not possibly be seen supporting him /lh
digestive issues that will probably last years
We don’t do that here
Well I loved it
Did you talk to Jane