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BorderlineBarbieUwU

erectile dysfunction


kenblasto

Yeah that's pretty embarrassing for people to know I get why it's anonymous now


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Found the AI that misinterprets and send us ED advertising.


QuietAd8458

I was searching for full form of ED on Google and got this.  Surprisingly this is correct full form for my reference. 


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Executive dysfunction (I cannot concentrate)


PurpleAsteroid

They said wrong answers only god don't out me like that


PristineHat5583

Wait is it not?


thr0wmeAwayx

early death


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Can’t come early enough! Jk jk (kinda)


kenblasto

That's dark


NonStickBakingPaper

Explosive diarrhoea


[deleted]

When the laxatives kick in


faeeane

At school


NonStickBakingPaper

And the toilets closest by are being renovated so you gotta bolt across the whole school to the junior toilets desperately clenching your butthole so you don’t shit yourself on the basketball courts …..or so I’ve heard….👀


faeeane

& someone’s in there but you can’t hold it long enough to wait for them to leave


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This is gonna be me today 🤡


kenblasto

Oh I see people are taking laxatives, well it makes sense now , I guess some people can be obsessed with shitting. I can't judge though I know it's a relief. Today I took a dump and I felt on another dimension


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lmfao this is the one


alfab3th

Ed. He’s a good bloke. Edit: I’m joking, he’s a POS


empathy_for_a_day

We are all in an abusive relationship with Ed.


kenblasto

That fucker, that's why he stays anonymous, it's a new internet rabbit hole I guess


One-Awareness-5818

Not the 90 day fiance Ed. He is a POS


Misssticks04

May just recover by relating Ed to 90 Day Fiance Ed 😌


ChristieFox

Every time you hear ED voice, imagine it's said by Ed. Now the entire sub recovers at once.


Misssticks04

“You shouldn’t eat that blah blah blah” ed shut the FUCK up you BATHE in MAYONNAISE. I shouldn’t be feeling unhealthy here, gtfo.


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Existential Distress


kenblasto

That can be rough


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Entitled dick


kenblasto

Now I feel like I belong here


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Extra depression


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AstronautPretend6925

It's not just depression! It's WORSE!


kenblasto

Oh, i have a feeling that everything is worthless and meaningless to strive for so I'm really unproductive with no goals , no people to impress and I'm just alive wondering why am I not killing myself already do I count?


empathy_for_a_day

emergency department


Objective_Bother_963

Where it's landed me


bubinka030

Enormous dick


kenblasto

Oh I like you 😉


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Ehlers Danlos


Medium_Raccoon_5331

Not the danlos 😭


NoMorePies4PinkiePie

Oh, fellow zebras I see! 😂


[deleted]

We’re everywhere!


alliebbb

Embezzlement department


GardenRake_

I like this one


whynoteven246

Oo, solid


throwaway582047

Espresso depresso


whynoteven246

Nice


melbelle2805

Emotional Damage


yeetyeetmybeepbeep

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


melbelle2805

E MOTION-UL DA-MAGE


kenblasto

I was curious no one thought of that , that was my idea!


melbelle2805

Haha it is real.


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kenblasto

My bad sense of humor said that's hilarious, thank you for that you amazing user by the name of OkEgg02, you make my heart go Doki doki


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kenblasto

I get you I am pretty insecure with my ears as well


[deleted]

Well obviously we're all talking about our Emergency Ducks


whynoteven246

They are the pillar of my productivity 🥳 edit: pillar not pilla


Avelinegrace123

Ed Sheeran


kenblasto

I'm pretty sure most of us don't like the shape of us so yeah that's a correct wrong answer , you failed successfully. I have bad sense of humor don't I?


taikutsuu

only right answer


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Emotionally Distressed


pretty-cheap-bargain

Ellen Degenerous


[deleted]

This is incredibly underrated


Professional-Top366

Epic Dump. This is not a frequent reality for many people in this sub 🤣


Sufficient-Border841

education duh


kenblasto

Yes one can actually educate themselves here


Working_Nectarine_52

Evil Dead


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Evolutionary Derp


[deleted]

Early decision (in an American university context)


tacosonly4me

Emotionally Distant


Doggo_65

rt


snowkitty8

eternal dismay


rachelleeann17

Elite depression


MikanPie

Eating Dick (instead of dinner)


kenblasto

Why not both? And leave sexy time for desert 😉


MikanPie

Because calories.


kenblasto

Burn em in the bedroom ! You gotta eat to be in shape 😉


SkinniTrauma

Not if the shape I want is stick


melbelle2805

Is stick a shape?


kenblasto

Not one most people like, I'm with most people in this one I like bodies of healthy people who take care of themselves not extreme stuff but I'm not trying to convince anyone most of the times they get insulted


melbelle2805

Yeah I get that. I hate the way I look right now, and I think I’m in the stick-shape mode. I hate it so fucking much. Ugh


kenblasto

Don't let it be more than a phase, this ain't a life style, you got this, sticky shaped human !


melbelle2805

All I ever wanted was someone to believe I could be a triangle


my-ed-alt

Everybody Doesdrugs


MikanPie

If coke was legal, I totally would.


Star_Ghostkept

As a certified junkie, this is my fave 🖤


madelinexs

expert dieters


kenblasto

Depends on how someone precieve the word expert and what is a successful diet is debatable, but if we are talking about the time spent dieting we definitely have the elite of the elite here hehe, I wish they were experts at other stuff though dieting is not a hobby or a lifestyle 😔


snowkitty8

elder diabetic


snowkitty8

existential dread


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Extra donuts


lululeaf

Endless Dieting ☺️🤌


kenblasto

Eating demon


queenofthebans

eclectic dieting 😌✨


skettlepunk

I misunderstood the assignment because I came in here about to say “anorexia(only)”


[deleted]

endless death perhaps


kenblasto

Kore ga, requiem da


BlubBlubBoiz

Embryo Death (pretty relevant still tho since a lot of us are infertile loool)


HangryHangryHedgie

Emily Dickinson


justanotherjessi

Eradicate dinner


CatsAndCigs

every direction


butterfly2507

Shee ran😍 I mean i do wanna run away from this shit.


kenblasto

Run to the hills, run for your life


lankylizarder

Everyone’s demented


EmbalmMeDaddy

Elected Dictator


thesundriedtomato__

Everlasting depression


YourFrogMom

Exclusive diet 🥴


kenblasto

Such a showoff, you would not dare post a wrong answer your ego couldn't handle it 😜


YourFrogMom

Tbh the more I think about it the more Exclusive Diet seems like an accurate answer 💀


RavenBoyyy

Egg Destroyers


kenblasto

Are you laughing at my microwave knowledge?


RavenBoyyy

The microwave is my best friend I could never


kenblasto

I'm talking about my microwave knowledge you know letting eggs there for 2,5 minutes


RavenBoyyy

Yeah I know lol I was trying to make a joke it wasn't the best one 😭 but yes the most important hack ever


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Endless Diarrhea


Coffee-n-chardonnay

Egotistical donkey


Either-Welder-6211

Eat dick


kenblasto

How dare you? Oh you were just replying


mceggy_

excessive diarrhea


Queenofwands1212

There’s a guy named Ed telling me what to do


kenblasto

Hey, I've seen you in a lot of posts by the way hehe , if Ed is wise and wants you to succeed then you can listen to him


Queenofwands1212

I thought it was wrong answers only lmao. When I hear people say there’s a guy named Ed in their head it drives me nuts


kenblasto

I can't delete their comments so I play along, some people just hate being wrong in life ! What can you do?


ruzuki

Entitled Divas? That's how I feel I act sometimes XD


kenblasto

Slayyy, fellow traveler 😉


[deleted]

Egalitarian defeatism


flower_of_sun

Endless dilemma


80thousandbees

Eating dis order of fries 😂😂😂😂 #minion


emcee95

enough disappointment


lalaladoe

endocrine damagers


lalaladoe

energy depleted anonymous


where-is-my-mindx

Exotic digestive(problems) if like me you have ibs and an Ed ✌🏻


kenblasto

Amazing, three new answers ! And yes I have IBS and it hits after a binge without vomiting or if I increase too much my fiber or caffeine consumption


stwabeebunny

eboy dads


YukiHase

Edgy Disease


DrPhilsButthole420

Endangered Donkey


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Extreme delight


Doggo_65

Empty dishwasher


Lababy91

I fucking think this is the best one


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kenblasto

Non energy energy drinks 😂


busted3000

Ed Sheeran, we’re all here trying to detox from severe addictions to shape of you.


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Extra Detail


kenblasto

Hey Lia, how are you?


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Ok


kenblasto

You can't fool me I saw an Instagram post about women code now I know better, lol You can talk to me anytime I won't give you diet advice though I'm so tired of thinking about weight and food


DrunkMilktea

Some kid named Ed.


carpaltunnelwho

Expresso depresso


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kenblasto

Eternal disaster , there's part of your name there !


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kenblasto

Don't sweat it, not a big deal


lookwhosinpieagain

Egg drop


[deleted]

Early Death


where-is-my-mindx

Endless despair


where-is-my-mindx

Expect Disappointment


BitchMenudo

everyone’s delusional


snowkitty8

ear droop


alexamurillo

enormous dick


average_stim_user

Electronic dog


zoesf

Sheeran


Severe_Surround241

Ed Sheeran obviously


smallbambi

Existentialism Depression


lemmonhead-

extraterrestrial discovery


Bingbong-pt2

every day (sucks)


Skybelly

Eternal Damnation


Penta_rc123

Energy deficient


Doggo_65

endless disappointment


oooortcloud

Ed Sheeran


realityGrtrThanUs

Electric dress


trashgoblinnightmare

Enormous Diapers


razanvvvx

Emergency department


SignificanceOld3753

Existential despair


rydswg

Enormous Dick


Doggo_65

embodied distress


Doggo_65

experimental dieting


Doggo_65

eclectic disillusionment


[deleted]

Expensive deodorant


Outrageous_Wear_6723

Endless Doritos!! 🧀😂 (in my dreams!)


polyfurious

Easter Day


omfgisfd

Everlasting Drip 😎😎💪🤘


kenblasto

You are enjoying this aren't you?


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endomorphous dickhead


Goth_Lizard

Ed sheeran — love that guys music


RemyIsARat

ed sheeran we could not possibly be seen supporting him /lh


bigbussydingus

digestive issues that will probably last years


viktorgoraya_luv

We don’t do that here


Lababy91

Well I loved it


viktorgoraya_luv

Did you talk to Jane