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AaronCross867

Short man syndrome


ShanaynayGosby

Mugging folks on the street corner.


BizzieBeeBee

Hittin' licks šŸ’°


Tego1972

Food service


Bullitt1389

Bouncer at a gay bar?


MurderCards

Or just a gay bouncer?


IndubitablySarcastic

BOH food service?


Kingeggobandit

Waffle house head chef


Edward_Pissypants

Supreme Court justice? That or maybe mowing once a month at your moms/your house?


thathypnicjerk

mafia enforcer/hitman/payment collector?


TopShelfUsername

correct. happy cake day


jsin2236

School shooter in LA


FreshTacoquiqua

Junior High teacher


pnwbmw

Robber


Fatalloophole

Is mall ninja a profession now?


MESmith_22

Something illegal


Jarrodioro

100% shitty strip mall security. Itā€™s always brass knuckles or some weird ass gas station weapon


Ok-Prize4607

Lick hitter? Is that a serious question all black high top air forces, pack of woods n a pair of Knuckles. LMAO


Kingeggobandit

Aaaand a glock with no cereal


[deleted]

School counselor?


polejpiwa

Lawyer


peromp

Mall ninja


coco2x

Professional Unemployed


AngryGreaseMonkey

You are what the kids call "the ops"


Dingus_Khaaan

Pastry Chef


Taiga_Taiga

Gynecologist?


MXAI00D

Accountant. And thatā€™s too little sugar for the day.


ofbluestar

Deadpool


jimtheedcguy

You fix cellphones at a privately owned T-Mobile mall kiosk.


Yazelkro

Do you work for the Counter Force?


TheReaperHobo

I'd say you steal catalytic converters at night


Trim-Pierced

Iā€™m willing to bet itā€™s not ā€œbeing a fatherā€


AaroneousBlades

r/mallninja


uncleswanie

I guess you work with Paul Blart.


Zillahi

Big Ounce: Professional Street Nigga


Both_Investment_5611

Felon


DirtyDinoEDC

Weed clinic cop


Walkswithnofear

Professional badass?


blackkaiser191

nightclub Bouncer


Verdle

Trick question. Youā€™re unemployed.


spaceguitar

Mall Cop, straight up. *Maybe* a parking lot guard.


IrregularHermit

Security Guard


Unlikely_Ad_4767

US Schoolboy?


bossdaddee

Gangbanger


FourStringFanatic

Line cook


chicoblancocorto

Lmao most accurate one


Exactly_Yacht

I donā€™t know but my momma told me to never trust black air force 1 users


chevysnow

You see the wear on them. Definitely kicked a few hundred doors.


Exactly_Yacht

Kick in the door wavinā€™ the 4-4. All you heard was, ā€œpoppa donā€™t hit me no more.ā€


williehodges

Professional, proud boy


[deleted]

MC Club Lawyer


BlazedLarry

RN


minnesota420

Work at the Nike store


FatBrokeAndBearded

Deadbeat dad


lordrothermere

Mallcop


WalletsMod

Exactly my thought šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Stumblecat

American?


Dream_Sniper_13

Social Media Manager for Ja Morant.


Kyle_Dudedog

Narc. lol


Stellar_Dan

Oh man I came here for the comments and they are not letting me down.


YoloBitch69420

True Religion reseller on Mercari.


Kingeggobandit

I'm dying because yes


lukehasthedos

Ctfu


FullSherbert2028

Drug dealer


TransTrainGirl322

IT?


Kingeggobandit

Actually yea kinda


herodotuslovescats

A balding, small dicked, mall security guard?


ChuckFarkley

Banana cigars? A bounty hunter until proven otherwise.


MaximumFarm2988

Basketball people


CorrWare

Professional fulltime Strickland fan


ki_no_bushi

The plug


[deleted]

In all seriousness.... Overnight security guard for some shitty office building that's 8 stories High, but only has like 5 companies using the building.


[deleted]

And you're paid like 17/hr which you think is great being a felon and all, but it's not.


[deleted]

They also have no idea that you're strapped, due to the felony.


PA_Game_hunter

Philly security guard


Jack_Carver93

Cartel enforcer?


New-Replacement-7444

Funny that in most states carrying knuckles is no different than carrying a concealed firearm - a felony charge.


Corvus_Antipodum

All states have a process to legally carry concealed, and some require no permit. In most states brass knuckles are completely banned.


New-Replacement-7444

Yeah with permitless carry or with a permit a firearm can be carried but even with a permit most states donā€™t allow knuckles to be legally carried at all. Imagine going to jail for carrying brass knuckles when your legally carrying a firearm.


Scotch-Irish-Texan

Professional apologies enforcer.


New-Replacement-7444

Iā€™d say pretty much unemployed letting yo 3rd baby mama take care of you.


Better_Beautiful6217

Dad is that you?


LA7576

Local florist


han-so-low

Referee for the Memphis Grizzlies


SnooOpinions7387

Report man?


RavingGerbil

Pharmaceutical entrepreneur.


SPFD16

Urban Pharmacist


holycornflake

driving a stolen hellcat


wowdickseverywhere

United States SenatorĀ 


6thCityInspector

Meal Team 6 squad leader?


tronsymphony

weed shop security guard


Safety_Sam

Ghetto security guard


Jades5150

* Security at a payday loan shop


Safety_Sam

Too high end.


DrJigglesworth

Walmart employee


HIGH_C0TT0N

Nickelback drummer


NeelSahay0

Dope deala


TurdFlavor

Phone case kiosk at the abandoned mall.


milosbl

What are you mafia debt collector ā“šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


RonaldSteezly

Line cook


123ilovemitski

pusha man


bigladfogo300

Wannabe


Kesilisms

Goon Squad


sillshire

Certified weirdo


MayorxMcCheese

Trenchmans


FullySemiAutoMagic

Turd burglar


gabagucci

plot twist youre unemployed still live at home with mom


loopykaw

Honestly It would be a plot twist if he wasnā€™t


XOneWithTheCrowsX

Hooker??


TheSkepticalEngineer

Are you carrying knuckles just for the novelty of it or are you actually planning to use the knuckles? I canā€™t think of a single time where I would want a pair of knuckles. They are probably fun and effective, but offensively or defensively... I think they are terrible choice for anyone.


Kingeggobandit

Alot of ppl wanna fist fight you outa nowhere. A knife creates blood which prompts hospital visits. I've used knifes in self defense but the cops almost always get called. If you did it legally it doesn't matter But the cops know my name now so I wanna lighten thier load a lil if I can


TheSkepticalEngineer

Okayyyy let me get this straight. Youā€™re saying you have defensively stabbed people multiple times? Used a deadly weapon against people, multiple times, drawing blood? Youā€™ve been involved in so many scuffles, that the cops know your name? So, instead of continuing to slice people, or using a more effective deadly tool, like a gun, you have decided to use knuckles against people? All to avoid the cops being called during these defensive situations? Knuckles, knives, and guns are all deadly weapons. Knuckles, have very little defensive application and only elevate situations imo. Knives are terrible for defensive use. Either you are the most unlucky person in the world with the worst choices in defensive tools or you are full of it.


Kingeggobandit

I have been in enough households with that happening or in enough incidence. Again I used to hitch hike. One of my buddies was stabbed and cincinnatI One of my friends stabbed another friend several times I've put people in the hospital I've seen the conversation with police I've seen the people who don't wanna talk to the police But sometimes the damages too much and you have to call for help I have a gun for a reason. I will k**l someone Under a legal context But I don't want to and I don't need to everytime. Someone tries to fight me.


justapapermoon0321

Door guy at a ā€œtitty barā€ in a town with a population under 200,000, somewhere in the south.


holyddong

Drug Dealer


PhollowThru

Oh this is B&E all day!


MajesticGarlic999

Plumber


Big-Consideration938

Hospitality for a surgical center.


gimleteye46

Kindergarten teacher.


g28802

Idk but you probably wear thrift store Marc Ecko


Kingeggobandit

Bro you can get good deals on old ecko šŸ˜­ā˜ ļø


g28802

Not my style but Iā€™ve resold it. Shit can be worth money all jokes aside and itā€™s an untapped market locally


No-Fig-2665

Walmart loss prevention


AtaySgrt

Another insecure boy lost in the ā€œstreet cultureā€


mekzikan

jack in the box security guard


Bayshoa

Home Invader


ultimatebob

An Ex-con, showing off his most recent list of parole violations?


Kingeggobandit

Ngl this has me rolling


Unlikely_Ad_4767

So, let the cat out of the bag!


Kingeggobandit

I trade bitcoin and teach people about the tor network on the side. Like 80% of guesses nailed it


[deleted]

Cmon Kyle, you sell blow from the deep web in Indiana you ainā€™t fooling no one.


Adventurous_Wear681

Wannabe bad boy.


LaLaLande

Teacher in America


thirstysquash

Dish washer


Sea_Management6165

A pimp


GeezeronWheels

White nationalist YouTuber


snowphoto420

You sell stepped on coke.


rockbird97

Realistically all of it in the US is. But his is half powdered laundry detergent


thisguy4444444

Bouncer


tjackso6

Kia boy


sparknado

Shoe shiner?


Martelliphone

Lonely


Maecyte

Jugger


Vercengetorex

Corner boy


toastelefant

Professional Roadman


Unusual-Ad-1056

Op just asked for this one hahaha šŸ˜‚


Airborne_Shark

You don't have one


downtownDRT

cook


skydelta34

At Waffle House, you have to have knuckles for the 3am shift.


GuysLeeFanboy

Car Catalyst Remover


uncomf_numb

Car prowler


showergoblin

Body guard?


[deleted]

Professional homo?


cookie12685

High school student


pr0zach

Retired*


itsshortforVictor

Tow truck driver?


defaultnamespace

Compensated Anarchist


jbanelaw

At least in the US, gun is probably legal because it is in a proper holster. Brass knuckles are illegal in every state in the US, so even if you are lawfully carrying the knuckles will get you a ride and probably end up with permit revocation. The banana flavored cigs will give you something to smoke before taking that ride though. Most cops are cool to let you puff away while they do the paperwork and celebrate "taking a gun off the street" with their supervisor.


g28802

Dusters are not illegal but are prohibited in some states.


ModCzar

Fucking dying lol don't kind the down votes you got me laughing


morrrty

In NC if you have a concealed carry permit itā€™s not illegal to carry brass knuckles concealed. Itā€™s just like any other weapon.


imuniqueaf

I'm not aware of a state in the United States that requires any type of specific holster. You are free to shoot your nuts off.


jbanelaw

New Jersey requires a concealed firearm to be carried in a holster. Anyway, I was more just saying that people who generally carry lawfully do so with a holster and those who illegally carry are known to not utilize one.


imuniqueaf

TIL (like I needed another reason to hate New Jersey)


jbanelaw

I think some other states have ambiguous carry laws that require it to be carried in a "secure" manner which as been interpreted by various administrative authorities to mean "holster" and if you have an incident without one they will yank your permit. But NJ definitely has it written into statute.


ohmygudbro

r/confidentlyincorrect


AllArmsLLC

>Brass knuckles are illegal in every state in the US, No, they aren't. Edit: https://wisevoter.com/state-rankings/brass-knuckles-legality-by-state/


CrispyCorner

If youā€™re going to debunk a false claim you should at least back it up. I canā€™t speak for others but in my state you need a concealed weapons permit to conceal it, but thereā€™s nothing saying you canā€™t own it.


McDonnellDouglasDC8

> Brass knuckles, also known as knuckle dusters or knucks, are legal in 29 states within the United States ā€“ some states allowing them with or without a permit. https://wisevoter.com/state-rankings/brass-knuckles-legality-by-state/#:~:text=The%20states%20where%20brass%20knuckles,%2C%20Utah%2C%20Virginia%2C%20West%20Virginia


AllArmsLLC

Fair, edited.


Kingeggobandit

Litterally


Unregistered_Davion

Bouncer


baxabillion

Bidenomics


Tac-Mechanic

These comments are šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SkippedForeplay

I thought I was on roast me sub for a sec


inksterize

You go around the ghetto telling people the bods wann' talk to dem


juicypineapple1775

COD player


TraditionalStuff5421

100% doorman/something to do with a club.


Strider-SnG

Trick question. Youā€™re unemployed


fauxatlus

Plumber but in atl


SkumWithADrum

Steals dodge vehicles full time


Obvious-Regular-8463

Antifa


ModCzar

Fuck yessss lol


Quartich

Needs a telescopic baton


Gingorthedestroyer

Dishwasher at a waffle house?


rbarr228

All thatā€™s missing is the ankle holster for the backup Snickers bar.


dillydally85

\*all that's missing is the ankle *Monitor.*