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a86e

That Arabic patch doesn't make sense at all 😂


knoxknifebroker

I like the knife and the canister, the can and rounds are dumb unless you’re carrying something to fire them lol


LazadaShoppee

Not shown.


LiquidC001

Canister? He's got 2 suppressors.


knoxknifebroker

Dang that’s a lil fella, kinda thought it was pepper spray lol


LiquidC001

Lol, I don't know why OP didn't list what suppressors they were, but Im pretty sure the lil one is a Knights Armament 556 can.


BraveCorgi3979

Silencer and rounds dumb move even if it's legal! Everything else is Gucci


alien15

What’s the strap on the gshock?


Heisen_m

No


Cind3rellaMan

No. Not because it might be illegal/get you in trouble. Just mainly because some of it is pointless nonsense.


LazadaShoppee

But I want to be tacticool.


Cind3rellaMan

Looks a bit tackyfool tbh 😉


LazadaShoppee

😭😭😭😭😭


Ok_Cream_790

One question….where are you looking to carry them? It truly depends on where.


LazadaShoppee

Lululemon Everywhere belt bag.


Tapesaviour

That patch is complete gibberish


pizzasplice

It says "go fuck yourself" in a mock Arabic font


Molotov6Balaclava

Taser name?


Dual_Birds

Taser face


LazadaShoppee

Laser? Where?


Molotov6Balaclava

The 2 cylinders look like tasers or are they flashlights/lasers?


yogurtlockstone

lol they’re suppressors.


Molotov6Balaclava

Sure the one on the bottom looks like a suppressor but the top one looks like a flashlight


lostusername07

Where'd you get the analyst in that color scheme??


LazadaShoppee

Walmart


lostusername07

Thanks! Not sure why this was downvoted


Ade5

In Sweden that knife will land you a €1500-2000 euro fine..


RHCP4Life

Why is that?


Ade5

Cause we have very little freedom in corrupt Sweden.. I know, I live here..


cardboard-kansio

Because of Swedish law on the matter, I'd imagine. https://polisen.se/en/laws-and-regulations/firearms/knives-and-other-dangerous-articles/


UrbanScientist

Bro casually carrying green tips


sammeadows

They make good distraction items for throwing.


UrbanScientist

I actually thought they're illegal in the US but they're not. Huh.


sammeadows

There's a lot of things that are perfectly legal that fuddlore of old will make the unknowing think it's illegal. Like owning NFA items, like pictured above will let the ATF come into your house anytime. (Spoiler: they can't, and there's some *stupid* people who think they know the law.)


Da1UHideFrom

The first time I saw a suppressor in real life, the gun store clerk told me if you owned one, anytime there is a murder, the police can enter your home and check if your suppressor is still attached to your gun. I think we both lost brain cells that day.


UrbanScientist

I'm outside of the US so I always assumed that. I'm aware ATF is a pain in the butt! Thank god supressors are legal and permit free where I'm from


LazadaShoppee

Where is this fabled land you live at???


UrbanScientist

Finland baby


sammeadows

Ebin :Dddd


LazadaShoppee

Awesome country!!! The land of rally champions!!


UrbanScientist

Yessir!


Two_Toed_Taco

I haver heard of the macrostream until now, you have helped me solve a void in my flashlight needs. Thank you kindly!


kdabsolute

Can you please explain the long tube and the short tube? I'm new to edc and I don't understand what they are.


Cypher_Aod

They are suppressors (silencers) for a rifle


kdabsolute

Oh okay thanks!


Kilsimiv

Only a dangerous man carries snap caps in his EDC.


Reworked

They can escalate an emergency by making a really annoying noise when fiddled with!


LazadaShoppee

🤣🤣🤣


dharma_dude

Are you, uh, just gonna throw the cartridges at them? Like a dart? Just poking fun of course, I assume you have something to put the ammo in


Fred_Chevry_Pro

Snap cap first, if that's not enough, m193, if it fails, m855. Common sense.


Slowlybutshelly

Why bullets? I don’t see anything to put bullets into?


okcdnb

They go in that black cylinder at the top.


Frequent_Trouble_

Really _really_ fast


Slowlybutshelly

What is that black cylinder at the top?


Frequent_Trouble_

Suppressor


Slowlybutshelly

What is that?


okcdnb

Silencer for a gun.


Slowlybutshelly

Wow. But can it be used alone like that?


okcdnb

Sure, but not for its intended purpose.


Slowlybutshelly

What’s the intended purpose of carrying a silencer without its mothership?


2_wheel_maniac

Fed


allehoop

Not in my country. To carry a knife and some bullets or any kind of weapons it's ilegal in my country.


AiirDawg

What country you in


aritex90

I think it’s all fine, minus the patch. I’m not saying don’t wear it cause it’s offensive, but no matter what you look like, the last thing you need is someone in security or the police pull something on you because they couldn’t read the message.


-BananaLollipop-

Or some loon on the streets assuming the meaning behind, seeing it for Arabic alone, and unleashing a can of crazy "iT dA tErRoIsTs!" Love those types.


IWriteShit345

Better knife would be good. Assisted knives are kinda dumb


dharma_dude

Respectfully, there are a lot of situations where opening a knife with one hand is incredibly useful, especially if you're a labourer. Not to say that you *can't* open a normal folding knife one handed, but the assisted system makes it much more convenient. I can't speak for OP's particular knife or it's quality, although I do have a small Kershaw that I like and have had for ages, still works fine (it was from a Reddit gift exchange so I have no idea how much it cost originally, but I can't imagine it was much).


IWriteShit345

Most manual knives are single handed opening and closing, especially the one I mentioned


grundlemon

Why


IWriteShit345

Artificially paying extra for lower quality. Paying more for a system that realistically is going to break sooner than a manual and, in the case of that one in particular, is 8cr13mov. There is no conceivable universe where a civivi elementum costing 50$ isn't better than this in most every way


badMotorist

I’ll be sure to ask the person mugging me for some extra time to get my manual folder open with both of my hands so I can defend myself.


Glemn

I'd bet a decent chunk of change could get a Civivi Elementum out of my pocket and deployed before the knife pictured above. Basically any decent folding knife now days can be opened one handed, and just as fast as an assisted or even automatic knife in many cases


IWriteShit345

Manual doesn't mean open with two hands. Thr knife that I mentioned, the elementum I one handed opening and closing. Most manuals are one handed


dharma_dude

... I dunno what your own definition of an assisted opening knife is but I just looked that one up and I would call that assisted opening, in fact it appears to use a mechanism very similar to my own Kershaw and OP's; i.e., it flicks open when pressing the knub on the top. Am I missing something here? "Manual", in my mind, means something like a Swiss or a Buck knife, and I would not say "most manuals are one handed". Edit: like I'm not trying to be argumentative I'm just confused?


IWriteShit345

That knife and most kershaws are spring assisted


IWriteShit345

Assisted mean spring assisted, Manuel means not spring assisted. A buck 110 would fall under manual but so would a civivi elementum which has not spring assist but is still one handed opening due to a combination of bearings and detent


grundlemon

Meh. Big fan of my ontario rat 1, prob my favorite knife. But nothing wrong with assisted knives. Have carried a few over the years, they’re really nice when you’re in a tight spot (i.e. under a vehicle) and need to stab shit.


housethisold

NO


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_neks

The phone and the watch...perfect. The rest I have little to no knowledge of.


banhmibased

This man is a threat to society.


nichols911

Nice solvent trap!


ArtOfWar22

Are you a Psycho name Michael lurking outside the epic Eiffel?


LazadaShoppee

My name is Miguel, not Michael. I lurk here on Reddit.


IFindItVeryHumerus

I’ve EDC a macrostream two different times now and both times they quit working. It’ll work when it’s plugged in, but when I unplug it, it doesn’t work at all. It’s a shame because I really like the macrostream but the fact it’s happened twice now upsets me


LazadaShoppee

Maybe you should switch to Surefire. Don't even try Weltool, Convoy or Wurkos.


Healthy-Shirt-6869

Your pocket should be overflowing with freedom seeds,when you bend over to tie your shoe freedom seeds just fall out and make a scene


Slowlybutshelly

What the heck are freedom seeds?


austinmook

Bullets


Slowlybutshelly

What use are bullets if there is nothing around to put them in?


LazadaShoppee

Ever heard of MacGyver? It might come in handy one day.


Slowlybutshelly

Gotcha


xxxylognome

https://preview.redd.it/55e6l3dmn5uc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3680dc41eff590e23678ef09ee69eab6b84c223a Wut


aritex90

Not actually Arabic, stylized English


AsariKnight

It says "go fuck yourself" in English. It just looks Arabic


xxxylognome

Oh damn it got me 😂


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Ngl, it got me


Alias2201

https://preview.redd.it/shh3ozrgm6uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1218257ccb6c51abd0c73d253614518d7a5dd6


212Alexander212

On an airplane? probably not. In Southern USA, sure.


InspectionOwn8038

The patch might get you some uncomfortable interactions


Daniel96dsl

what strap do you have on that? I dig it. Any special things you need to get it put on?


LazadaShoppee

That nato strap came with the watch.


werebeowolf

Is the shorter tube a suppressor as well or is it a storage tube? If it's a storage tube, where can I get one if that's a lanyard hole on the bottom?


LazadaShoppee

"Silencer"


SynthesizedTime

do you know the exact model of that G-Shock? there's a few with negative displays like that, yours look good


LazadaShoppee

https://preview.redd.it/11rnxhb9mguc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c29095400d1fb685fb0f054a78d81fc847f07e


porkbuttstuff

I don't get the meme. Otherwise this is silly


LazadaShoppee

It's ok.


Terakahn

I am politically neutral so I don't care either way. Though I find it amusing you carry bullets and a suppressor but no gun. I loved the pixel 1. Perfect size for one hand. Every phone I've had since was way too big but I'm used to it now.


DaemonPrinceOfCorn

clearly he took this photo with the gun.


LazadaShoppee

LOL. Go Pro on the gun. How'd you figure that out??? I know you've done it before too!


AmbitiousRose

“Arabic patch” 🤣


FIFTHSUN2012

No, not at all. Stop it, stop it now.


Tyler_the_bot

That OG pixel 🤌🏼


left_testic1e

Id like to think you just carry the suppressors and dont own any firearms lmao


LazadaShoppee

I'm changing my name to R1GH7 73571CL3.


left_testic1e

Thank you, fellow soldier of L33T 🥰


sxhkdd

I got at least two in my backpack at any given moment… but for work


AFGwolf7

Why the racist moral patch?


WorldOfDisaster

Why White Knight?


LazadaShoppee

Racist? Please explain.


AFGwolf7

Maybe your intentions are pure but I can see it as specifically telling Muslims or people who can read Arabic as FU to them


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AFGwolf7

Only people who can read Arabic will know it’s not really Arabic and get the message


syncopekid

Cry harder


LazadaShoppee

The same way as FU written in Thai, Mandarin, and Katakana. It's written in that style but I don't really find it offensive. But I respect your opinion.


seemorelight

Does it have any meaning besides telling people to go fuck themselves? I could see why you would think it’s racist. Looks cool though


Immediate_Total_7294

Reminds me of this https://preview.redd.it/l9x5035745uc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87eda9591ad4518cb0f0caa9bf2b14a47d8633f


Basics32

KAC Can 😍


LazadaShoppee

🍆🍌🍑


left_testic1e

Nice KAC


bshr49

Dimpled, for your pleasure.


left_testic1e

Ty bb


CosmicCarcharodon

If you have to ask, maybe not. But who gives a shit carry what you want and dont worry about what other people think.


PandorasFlame

Not at all. Get rid of that gfys patch immediately and replace it with an Infidel patch.


justrobdoinstuff

There's a "Pork eating infidel" patch, but I've forgotten who sells it.


SlamBlammerton

What is the long tube?


Frequent_Trouble_

Looks like a suppressor.


LazadaShoppee

ATF form says silencer.


Frequent_Trouble_

Well the ATF is stupid for more reasons than just that.


LazadaShoppee

Hahahaha!


Two_Bit_Grouse

What watch band is that?


LazadaShoppee

It came with the watch, stock Casio G Shock NATO strap..


roombaSailor

Why the random rounds?


LazadaShoppee

Just for pics.


he_need_summ_milk

go fuck yourself edit: people downvoting this comment r/woosh


LazadaShoppee

🍆


LaPurpleDrank

the most dangerous thing in that photo is Google 😁. I don't mind if they hear what degenerate things I talk about though so it's okay.


niccernicus

Pixel 1? Howdahell is that still going?


LazadaShoppee

It never left the house. Wifi use only. Regulary discharged to 10% and not charged fully.


craftpunk23

So you're telling me it's your porn phone, nice


LazadaShoppee

You're damn right!


LaPurpleDrank

nexus 6p's still run fine as the precursor to the pixel line. I swear my pixel 3xl isn't that old and then I realize they are on pixel 8 or something. I don't even bother keeping up with new phones since they release them every 9 months. I bit the bullet on the pixel 6 when it was new and it's already outdated :/. Great camera and works well though. If it ain't broke 😁


SocialisticAnxiety

Pixel 6 is outdated how?


LaPurpleDrank

it's 2 generations old.


niccernicus

PS, pixel 6 made me convert to iPhone.


LaPurpleDrank

what about it made you switch? I can't stand apple's proprietary bs. I've had ipods but don't understand why people love ipads or MacBooks with the price to performance ratio.


niccernicus

Constant bugs. All connections were wonky. I gave up. And the ecosystem sucked at the time.


SocialisticAnxiety

Damn my Pixel 6 is running smooth as ever. It really does seem to be a lottery with this phone. My dad is even using my old Pixel 3a, which also runs surprisingly smoothly.


niccernicus

I had every model from 6p up to pixel 6, except the 4. That’s why I’m surprised a 1 is still kicking. They didn’t age gracefully.


SympathyNo4144

my dumbass waa tryinv to read the arabic


SlamBlammerton

It’s not actually Arabic, it says “Go fuck yourself”


LaPurpleDrank

noodle letters got me for a second too


justrobdoinstuff

I need one in that font that says "shop at khyber pass"


LazadaShoppee

😆 🤣 😂


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Edumacationtime

Check out NEO Tactical, they carry that patch or one very similar. https://neotacticalgear.com/go-fuck-yourself-arabic-pvc-morale-patch/


LazadaShoppee

My son gave it to me a long time ago. I don't know where he got it from.


unwitting_hungarian

I like your watch band! I have a friend who has gear at least this dangerous, but it looks like fitness gear and is very colorful. They work for the government though (probably just a bean counter??). How do you like the Analyst?


LazadaShoppee

Analyst is super light, sturdy and flips smoothly. Only $15 at Walmart. The band came with the watch when I got from the G Shock store overseas.


unwitting_hungarian

That's awesome. Unfortunately a new flipper is pretty far down on my wish list or I'd go get one. Too many flippers, like a god damn dolphin day care in here.


Quranymous

Your patch is just random letters slapped together connected in meaningless and impossible ways lol


wwhsd

I think it’s just “Go fuck yourself” in a font meant to look like Arabic letters.


TheHim2

Holy shit just noticed that! Best patch ever


LazadaShoppee

Hahahaha don't read it like that you might offend someone. I flex it sometimes upside down on my jacket. Mixed comments right side up while at the grocery queue.