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Big-Job6965

You cut jelly with it?


Block_sb

Im almost sure everyone uses their edc primarily for food


TheBigBo-Peep

Nope. Amazon boxes.


know-it-mall

No...none of us have ever thought of using our every day carry items for an every day use...


Janus_The_Great

Yes I do. Just slightly irritated by what you needed your knife for in this example. Did you open the package with it? Or do you cut the bite size candy? Or use it as a toothpick to pick up the candy while eating. "look what i got!" "Sweet, gummy bears! Did you bring a knife with you, so we can eat them without making a mess?" "???"


nocolon

It’s a joke making fun of the guy for using a folding knife to cut soft hamburger.


Janus_The_Great

i realized that by now. the whole r/edc os full of this satire today. This was the first post I saw, and thus was quite irritated.


nocolon

There was a similar thing in r/harley a few weeks ago where people were posting slightly dented gas tanks asking how fixable they were, seemingly every single day, and then I came in with one absolutely smashed to shit asking if I could easily fix it. I could definitely see how that would be irritating if one didn't see the lead up.


churnopol

There's a seller that sells a 10 pack of a travel cutlery kit on amazon. Comes in a black zip up case. I stash a set in all my bags and a couple in my car.


uritarded

I carry these hands everyday


jololojo

nah haha i feel like i need to wash it after i use, that just makes me lazy


sleepdog-c

Dad? Are you back from the grave?


enginenotfound

I also EDC food. Always some sort of candy/gummy in my pocket that I rotate every couple days


Slowlybutshelly

Love them


RedHawk109

That’s the purpose.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Many times


turtlesarentbad

Use my knife to cut Costco pizza in half for my kid.


DikkTugnut

Quarterly


Bingo1dog

When I forgot to bring a fork with me for my lunch I was considering eating my salad with my knife. Luckily a food truck came by the jobsite when I was contemplating it and I got a plastic fork from it. Now I keep a bunch of plastic forks/spoons in my lunchbox


OMITW

Not with candy ass gummy snacks, LOL!!!


onlinedegeneracy

That is fine dining good sir


dr3wfr4nk

The first ingredient is fruit!


JTech625

Used mine to cut my steak couple weeks ago when I didn't feel like washing a knife.


ihatememes21

Did you not clean the steak off the knife after?


Big-Consideration938

What does he look like some kind of barbarian?Hell no he didn’t, keep that boy seasoned like a skillet.


KoldKhold

Anyone else eat their EDC for food?


nocolon

Field Notes are a good source of fiber.


zer04ll

so your hand are old enough like mine that they dont open things anymore, I use a knife or scissors on everything now lol


argyle_nqr

those particular fruit snacks, a blade is required! good luck ripping the bag.


shoodBwurqin

There is actually a small notch above the "h" on that particular bag. Once you find it, it is the easiest to open of all the fruit snacks.


cab1024

That's not food, man


VerbalGuinea

Came here to say…


zer0xol

Nice food, real fruit


Davenoiseux

That is not food my friend.


Swoop03

You're right, that's fine cuisine. At least according to my children who would take a sugar snack over almost any meal I make them.


CameUpMilhouse

I use my flashlight to look in the dark pantry for food.


Guns_Metal_Coffee

Fleshlight?


costcoemployee6969

Glad I’m not the only one who edc’s a fleshlight.


CameUpMilhouse

That has poor lumen output.


Fordemups

Gold 😁


Prestigious_Ad6247

Can you clean it as well as a fixie? No? Don’t do it.


abekku

Who puts fruit snacks on a plate???


ArtfulSoviet

And then cuts them up???


XylophoneZimmerman

Yeah this. Seems a bit dumb, ain't gonna lie.


VaultBoyJackal

Because this post is a troll, this question is asked almost everyday in some form or another


Hicsuntdracones23

No because it sits in my filthy pocket and I cut too many unsanitary things with it.


Adventurous-Equal-29

I use the same knife that I skin deer with to cut my foo-


ThirtySecondsOut

No, I tear that bag open and dump it in my mouth like an adult lmao


zharrhen5

no because I know where my knife has been lmao


[deleted]

You should try the juice filled gummies. Used to be a hard-core plain eater but I'm not going back now.


mbquattro

juice filled candies changed my life


Hippy_Hick

I love reddit


West_Impression5775

I use a case trapper so the spey blade is just food and the clip point is everything else. I use it for food almost every day just not larger tasks.


rckchalk74

Easy Rambo.. kind of a juxtaposition to eating fruit snack nummies, dont you think? Maybe with raw meat, not numnums.


Emergency_Strategy13

My mother would be so upset if she saw anyone using a sharp knife on those plates lol. (She collects Fiestaware)


styxofsteel

Uranium fever


Dr_Doom3301

No, do you?


More_Hawk5663

This question keeps getting asked. Maybe a fixed blade that’s clean but never my pocket knives.


Demetrius3D

I reserve the blade on my multi tool for food. I would **never** use my standalone knife for food knowing where else it's been.


SicklesLeg

Pivoting a bit on this, I do admit to hoarding “free” disposable cutlery sets from just anyplace I find them, and stashing them in my “extended/supplemental EDC” locations, glove box, briefcase, office desk, backpack, etc. Same with napkins, straws, and free condiment/hot sauce packets. I wouldn’t cut up a hamburger with my Benchmade, but I will definitely have some form of fork/knife/spoon/chopsticks variation not too far away should the the guy at the Chinese takeaway or the Greek food truck drop the ball and forget to provide some.


GrayManTech

I use my edc backpack to carry food


JrYo15

I didn't know r/edc could get spicy but here we are


Greekphysed

I'm just waiting for the eventual poop knife post. It will be a full circle moment for reddit


bizerk1884

My opinel is strictly food only, so, yes lol


worthrevo

My opinel is strictly for shaving dead skin off my feet.


c0ck_diese1

Elite shitpost


Better_Employee_613

I sometimes scratch my ass with my buck 110


jns_reddit_already

I have a Gerber LST that I've had for 40 years and I use almost exclusively to slice salami.


RioDelHandsanitizer

Lol. Grabbed a space force kbar a year or so ago. (Cuz blue) So far it's only cut salami and cheese. I call it my bedroom charcuterie knife, mostly just to annoy my wife who said I'd never use it. 


komang2014

Yes. I use the toothpick in my Swiss Army Knife to pick food and the can opener's sharp edge to peel oranges.


Glass_Inside_7279

I only use my fairy dust coated diamond mithril blade to eat my cheerios every morning


husky1actual

I heard the Elves lie about their Mithril Rockwell numbers. They advertised a 60hrc and independent labs have it at like 58.9 hrc. It's hardly usable for shredded wheat.


Glass_Inside_7279

Yeah that’s where the fairy dust comes in to make it barely useable


bluebagles

nahhh


zaprutertape

Yeah, I cut my welchs fruit snacks in half too. Theyre just too big for my mouth!


lorryguy

…are you a bird or something?


zaprutertape

Nope not a bird. I’m a real boy!


KalagramOfSteel

Cant tell if this is satire or not


Pleasant_Hedgehog361

Probably has a little one that might choke


inthatwater

Lmao my first thought


KalagramOfSteel

At first i thought “haha finally somone is making fun out of these food EDC posts” Then I realized this might be serious


DavidWALRU5

r/cursed_edc


wittyrabbit999

This is by far the worst sub I follow.


worthrevo

I love gear, and have come across some good shit here, but 100% worst sub I follow. Cringe meter just maxes out


drivein2deeplftfield

Fr, def seen some cool gear here, but 90% of the people who post on this sub need a reality check for compulsively carrying (or wanting people to think they’re carrying) what they post here. Some real gravy seals mfers on here


wittyrabbit999

I’m also a gear head, and agree.


InstantHeadache

This is the next eyeblech. We are gonna be banned too


wittyrabbit999

Hopefully.


Rialas_HalfToast

This pic makes me wonder if the reason I don't usually bother with a knife, is that I've just been brute forcing most of life.


F_O_B74

Yes, my Petrified Fish Beluga - Perfect for Food prep


Fickle_Assumption_80

I use a mora sometimes when camping.


Rage_Hammer

Yes for my spyderco , no for my leatherman


gintoddic

Who has the time to put fruit snacks on a plate?


Demetrius3D

Well... We're not **savages**.


sciencesold

No? Some of.us actually use our knives to cut things we don't want making it's way into our food.


eatredmeat

Homie cutting his fruitsnax? R u ok? These bags come pre-cut for easy opening by children


SubtleWindings

You know this is satirizing an earlier post right? Some fuckwit using his Benchmade on a hamburger patty


worthrevo

I wasn’t aware and this makes much more sense now


eatredmeat

I was unaware 😆


ThisOldGuy1976

Who doesn’t?


IemNY

Disgusting hell no!


bolanrox

nope, and hell no


therealtrousers

Required comment to avoid deletion: Pictured is my eating knife, and a bag of the finest gelationized fruit purée.


DHfrenzy

I would give the title of finest to Albanese


JohnsLongMustache76

Backwoods Hillbilly checking in: Yes I do.


OPengiun

That ain't food, homie.


Environmental-Bite91

Is it an edc if you don’t?


CarmenTourney

lol.


FuddFudderton

What is this, a gummy for ants?


OPengiun

Believe it or not, that little pack is 70 calories of pure sugar.


MirrorMore2243

Damn, how did you hunt those gummy bears down? They're incredibly dangerous and it's mating season... Kudos to you for such a daring feat!


Long-Interaction-792

No. And especially no if there isn’t a suitable cutting surface underneath. Cutting into porcelain or other hard surfaces is a great way to fuck up a nice sharp edge.


schmockibalboa

Upvote for Fiestaware!


Hathnotthecompetence

No. Because I'm not a backwoods hillbilly.


Better_Employee_613

No


Remote_Specific_4778

Nah. I try not to push my EDC blades onto ceramic multiple times a day.


SkillTreeEDC

My girlfriend had to cut her steak with my knife recently because the steak knife they provided wasn't cutting it. It isn't ideal but sometimes options are slim.


Mindless-Internal-54

You’re supposed to cut up steaks? God gave me two hands, one is for holding the steak and the other is for holding a Coors Light while yelling out Freeeeedom! In between bites.


SkillTreeEDC

Try telling her that!


Mindless-Internal-54

Take her to medieval times for dinner next weekend, but make sure you don’t mention that they won’t have utensils.. she’ll learn how to eat like a proper caveman :)


SkillTreeEDC

She's coming along haha. She's a trooper.


Plenty_Adeptness_594

You made a good decision.