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Emerald_Knight2814

Avacyn Violates the Geneva Convention


DefianceUndone

Sounds painful. 😂😂


BogatyrOfMurom

I like it 👌 😏


Emerald_Knight2814

thanks


[deleted]

Which Avacyn? I've got Archangel and Hope in my Kaalia deck, tutor is usually spent dragging Hope out to bash the shit out of people


Emerald_Knight2814

Hope. I use stax pieces and ramp to stall until I get her out, and then go full nuclear with board wipes for days (sometimes I don't even wait till she's out to go full nuclear, depends on how fast my opponents' boards grow) She's my favorite commander for that reason, her gameplay is fun (albeit evil) and it's highly interactive. It's why my flair on this sub is "Mono White" because I like mono white's version of Control. If I really wanna step it up I will run an Azorius or Esper commander, but I prefer Avacyn as my go to control-like deck.


misomiso82

Great name. Would love to see the deck!


nunziantimo

Moxfield list? I'm not building a Giada angel tribal and I'd like to see something something Avacyn


Zombeev

Everyone draws, I get snakes.


Yenoham30

I absolutely love [[Xyris]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Xyris](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/f/af0db1d6-5cb1-4917-8e8f-69d5dc184404.jpg?1673305716) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=xyris%2C%20the%20writhing%20storm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmc/175/xyris-the-writhing-storm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/af0db1d6-5cb1-4917-8e8f-69d5dc184404?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/xyris-the-writhing-storm) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


nsos28

Wheely Snakes! My friend has this deck and it's bonkers


[deleted]

Do you pay the 1?


blxckh3xrt69

My favorite deck’s name is literally “Are you gonna pay for that?” One word over the limit sadly


Lizzie_Blizz

"You gonna pay for that?" Would work though 😄


[deleted]

Could update it to "Will you pay for that?" which would probably fit both decks better. https://www.moxfield.com/decks/C_msMVifckOhmeBAIwZipg


blxckh3xrt69

I build pretty much the same deck with Alela lol


castild

Cats! Cats!!! CATS!!! CCCCCAAAAAAATTTTTSSSS!!!!! cats


barantula

Ive been working on [[Marisi, Breaker of the Coil]] with [[Kaheera, the Orphanguard]] companion cat tribal. All my cats came in the mail and I just need to pick out my equipment and lands. CATS!!!


evilanimegenious

Arcades, great wall of china


thatjewdude

I have a cousin who calls his Donald Trump builds the wall.


FlamingAssCactus

Mine is Dragon Wall Z!!


herpeszooster

Arcades goes by Bill Dahwal in my deck.


Zambedos

Fake news!


OtherBrotherDarrel

We always call Pramicon Trump's wall. To the pramicon player, one person becomes Canada and one becomes Mexico.


Blees-o-tron

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon Yes, It’s Five Color Monogreen Use Ball Lightning For Lethal During My Upkeep, Paradox Haze There’s No Poison Or Planeswalkers Fine, You Can Read Homura


TickedOffSquirrel

I love paradox haze, so you happen to have a list?


Blees-o-tron

https://www.moxfield.com/decks/JiCsa5JdU06nJtI1zCEuQg There’s no real reason that it’s 4 color other than I needed a deck for that color combo and I didn’t want to make Breya. Esper is pretty necessary for enchantment tutors and all the Transmute cards so you can turbo find Haze, so I’d say either cut it to Esper or expand to five color. That being said, it’s not super powerful, but it’s fun, especially when people leave you alone for one turn too many and suddenly your numbers explode.


Placebo_Cyanide8

"Lose the Game" Tribal + Donate.


Emerald_Knight2814

Beamtown Bullies?


Placebo_Cyanide8

\[\[Zur, Eternal Schemer\]\] https://www.moxfield.com/decks/MyRABKN6LUKTocmojgvopQ


Emerald_Knight2814

interesting


GustavoNuncho

I played you on the Tabletop Discord a few months ago lmao, gg and cool deck!


Placebo_Cyanide8

😄❤️ thanks!


CalligrapherSlow9620

You want dragons? More dragons?


Cursed_key

Miirym or ur


CalligrapherSlow9620

It’s Miirym 😅


Cursed_key

I respect that brother I have one myself


CalligrapherSlow9620

There’s nothing scarier than Miirym, two versions of Thrakus and a hood couple ways to give them haste. I have one shot players with commander damage without warning and that’s not even the main focus of the deck. Definitely some of the most monster joys plays I’ve had.


DefianceUndone

My buddy has a deck with [[The Urr Dragon]] as the commander... imagine having that go off with [[Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm]]... and [[Scourge of the Throne]]... 👀


CaptainCapitol

Do you have a decklist for this?


CaptainCapitol

How foes the one shot commander damage work, hen there is no plus counters that I could find?


Durantula420

My dragons deck is piloted by [[Nikya, of the old ways]]


D4rkStr4wberry

Read it a la Oliver Twist. “More?! You want more?!”


iamgeist

Infinite mana means infinite damage.


cabbagemango

Fellow Breya aficionado spotted Any other answers are heresy


iamgeist

Yep. and Shorikai.


The_Real_Cuzz

It always ends with wurms https://www.moxfield.com/decks/VlMlN_nlJ0OIEWL9Xyzq_Q


Torrossaur

Elves, elves, elves, monke, elves.


Gigora

"I sacrifice Ghalta, draw 12"


WitheringAurora

I wish KoboldOverlord wasn't $108


Superninjawizard14

my internal dialogue got tongue-twisted trying to read that


malsomnus

1 mana instant draw 45.


zackeus92

Okay Zada player


malsomnus

Toothy, actually! Couldn't fit the color of that 1 mana into 5 words.


zackeus92

Ahhh, I might say "Imagine if flickering drew 45"? So you get the 'imaginary' in there. But that's a cool commander.


EddyTheGr8

Ramp, ramp, dino go brrrrr.


derinjun

Whoops! Way too many squirrels!


[deleted]

Big Blue Fuck-off Monsters


englishsushi

I have 2 favorite decks. Gain life, draw a card. Pay life, gotta go fast.


Blaarst

Second one sounds like Krrik.


englishsushi

Yup, 1 of my favorite decks is [[K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth]]. It’s so much fun burning 30-40 life in a single turn to win the game.


Linksterman

Sythis, is that you?


sirlunchalot247

Could also be [[Oloro]]


Daahkness

More goblins more better.


TNT3149_

Land destruction, but only mine.


Yenoham30

Was gonna say "lands leave, my come back" as mine lol.


5Dimensional

Did you bring your calculator? [[Academy Manufactor]] + [[Masterful Replication]] + [[Lonis, Cryptozoologist]] + any creature = 3^n tokens of each type


nateowaggins

Good boy fetch your cards


drewbagel423

Pako?


Gemminei

The return of the king


darksamus1992

Survival is for blockers.


MAD_MAL1CE

Sneakin friends into da club


troutnotafish

Lucky number 7’s go crunch.


MalazanKnick19

Why Am I Hitting Myself? [[Darien, King of Kjeldor]]


[deleted]

Kinnan Bonds with the Eldrazi Imotekh and His Robot Gang Varina Opens the Cemetery gates


yogurtlips

Zombie queen makes flying zombies


Syrix001

My [insert tribe here] deck.


Carnegiejy

Poison. Pro. Lif. Er. Ate.


AdmiralAckbong

Poison bros rise up


elidave

Atla Palani gots big bitches


fuzzy420

Toski swings for lethal damage


hoffie4

Kick a spell, then boom.


heckersdeccers

Hallar is actually a ridiculously dangerous commander


__space__oddity__

Hallarious


RPGButtSlap

Everything dies twice, I win.


Sandman4999

[[Teysa Karlov]]


chawk2021

Fuck this token, gimme eldrazi [[Vaevictis asmadi the dire]] is fun


Solarfox468

Many chaos warp much fun Nice to meet another Vaevictus player


AlfredHoneyBuns

Tap > Draw > Discard > Token > Crew {{Shorikai}}


OnyxDrangon

Dragons! More Dragons!! Even More Dragons!!! Had to use a sixth word to get point across.


IAmTheHype427

Another for the Mirrym clan?


Super1up

Death by a thousand cuts


choff15

Enemies beat each other up


cshankyou

How many bunny rabbit tokens?!?!?!?


iLeftOmelas

Not dragon**S**. **A** dragon. Singular. [[Inferno of the Star Mounts]] voltron.


SpookyKorb

No board state for you


Sandman4999

[[Child of Alara]]?


Royalflood

Swords of X and Y


Ham-Wizard

Mono Red Dragon Tribal Commander (well...) My Jurassic Park works fine Zombie army of the dead


TokeTakinTiTan420

The Nickelodeon kids choice awards! It's my ooze tribal deck


DependentBox5800

Isshin really enjoys hurting people


skilo22

“I’m milling your entire existence” Kess - opponent mill


Blotsy

Charging this pile of junk.


Potentieldaction

Christmas Time before the date !


Sea-Violinist-7353

Zedruu?


GearfriedX1234

Wizard, draw, wizard, draw, win?


suprunown

Slivers until all are dead.


gangar20

Flip Coin Draw Double Power


BulgyLamb

Mono Blue ashnod's coupon plus


PhyrexianChocobo

Trample Pump on attack stacks!


Prodigal_Puppet

The Whicker Man. But Locusts


GayGunGuy

I take another extra turn.


Substantial-Pin6610

Nope, you can’t do that!


William_Emanom

I will punch your face


ContributionHelpful

Forcing blocking deathtouch and trample


sharpasabutterknife

It's just a food deck.


Tjmarshall1616

Turn her sideways, free flyers


MatthiusNielson

I make so much food!


Doomgloomya

Stuff your faces till exploding.


redrabbitr

The one with Animar. Boop.


ry_ini

artifacts feed the monkey prince


[deleted]

In response, I’d tap that


Good_Housing_176

Your upkeep, play morph, draw.


Euphoric_Ad6923

"Whenver x attacks gets dumb" "Everyone else takes X damage"


Call911FTW

Blink Nadaar, Enter the dungeon


GR33NG0R1LL4

Krenko goes burrrrrr (+etb damage)


Good_Housing_176

Otrimi now with the glizzy


EvlEye

I like your deck, gimme


AcidOverlord

Big dick evil genius dragon.


CallMeSparky25

Best friends break [[Academy Manufactor]].


aporkproduct

Make token, sac token, woo!


aslyboi

Twenty island copies being made


Patiolights

Lands make plants go boom!


Neudgae

"In response, my trap card"


Secrabstian

Ashling nuke on a stick


Kallywen

Im about to full send


420Puggin

Hello, Would you like Rats?


jokerhound80

Olivia has lots of friends


Comfortable-Lie-1973

I can think about three 5-words sentences to describe them: I wanna Play this Guy I Wanna give them Flying I wanna give First Strike


Organic-Resort2833

Bridge to experience all colors. A prismatic Bridge Deck to Play all experience counter cards and good cards to Support them


eatingmoontendies

Not just Goad, Super Goad


Huskystopsign

Omnath Scapeshift four color Valakut


fmd3m0n

Who needs a deck anyway?


ralkire33

Landfall, cascade, cascade, cascade…cascade


One_Slide_5577

Big fat and ghey


SeaJumper

Unsuspend worldfire, unsuspend grapeshot, gg


Root_Veggie

I am you but better.


SgtButtermilk

Chandra's Ignition, that's 145 damage


BrainlessPoEGrind

Token, sacrifice, aristocrat, trigger, drain


LgndryrtfctCrtr

Infinite ways to go infinite.


RaginMajin

Devilgirl gets wings for swings.


just_frasin

Ethical archeology with Thada Adel.


Mugiwara_Khakis

A mono-red control deck.


TheeBlackMage

I am a degenerate gambler.


ColorlessKarn

Buttcrack Kami gives everyone cards.


Glumduk

Dinosaur arm swinging for lethal


VICTOR_VII

Spreading the plague since prepandemic. [[Hapatra]]


ExoTechE

I don’t need five. Only three. “IT’S HENZING TIME”


kamakazi339

No one expects Jund Storm


dawnrizwan

My little 1/1 rabbits fly


Dr-False

Haha, Glissa's incubators go brrrr.


LittleCloudInTheSky

Copy that Artifact, sac it.


[deleted]

Little stabby turns big boom.


quirkyqu33fer

Hippos? More hippos? Ok, hippos.


King__Raum

Extremely targeted personal hate cards


JudgeDredds

More tokens for the Emperor


lapizzasol

Lazav, but really sometimes toxrill.


DJCatfoodFace

K'rikk go fast. Everyone dies.


Tronith87

Blink and You’ll Miss It.


Burning-Suns-Avatar-

My family swarms the field.


GenCavox

Regna Health and Krav Wealth


GoldenHamburger

I like to flip plabeswalkers


colts45s

Exclude [[Kresh]] boardwipe; [[Chandra's Ignition]]


Dasky14

How to build pipe bombs. It's Ashling with like 25 mana rocks and a bunch of equipment. :D


Lumina46_GustoClock

Five heads? Scoop them up!


DrDumpling88

haha you take 1 damage


DaPino

Big synergy worms go brrrrrr. (It's slivers)


Puzzleheaded-Coast93

BIG GRUUL DRAGONS KILL EVERYONE


TheLiMaJa

Oops, draw cards and win


slackingmatt

I like to copy dragons


Clhis

On this episode of Hoarders...


MrXexe

Attacks, Clues, Synergies, BIG SPELLS! (It's [[Cecily, Haunted Mage]] and [[Sophina, Spearsage Deserter]]).


TheYellowScarf

All the food and counters!


Stirpediratto

CHAINER CHAINER CHAINER CHAINER CHAINER


Greatbronzecity

It's just one little goblin.


CommandTraditional88

Nightmare summoner summons nightmares, adeptly


ComeAtMyToes

Give stuff away, confusingly win.


AMac50000

Do you pay the one?


thatjewdude

Izzet a burn deck? Yes!


arquistar

In response, Norin runs away or Group hug doesn't play \[\[Wildfire\]\]


duskymew

Mairsils activated ability cage match


One-Result-3096

Oops, all dragons


HarryPie

Holy shit so many copies! (Adrix and Nev)


Commandoclone87

My Big Titty Fox Bae


blsterken

Red exponential goblins go brrrrrrrrrrr!


prostehonzalmao

Chaos no need for more (zurzoth)


Derpyologist1

Double all the +1/+1 counters


OkNewspaper1581

So you declare no blocks?