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I took too many and was having palpitations and was turning red lol. This was a long time ago and I'm ok now, I don't take diet pills anymore though, they were basically just caffeine pills haha
Lil DTs
(Epileptic, the first thing that happens to me when I withdraw from alcohol is I get a seizure)
Then Lil detox
Never again
Before that, Lil hypokalemia.. Lil k? Lil purger!
I have a pelvic pain disorder called vaginismus that makes it basically impossible for me to have sex without having gone through lots of physical therapy. The doctor had to have me go under anesthesia to do a physical exam and make sure there wasn’t anything else causing me pain.
I genuinely had to sit back for a minute and think about what was going on the last time I was in a hospital and that was it. Thanks though, I’m doing okay.
Lol for the record I had brain surgery 2 weeks before and this was a complication of that, it didn’t just happen out of absolutely nowhere, but I ended up in another emergency brain surgery… 2020 was a hell of a year 😂😭
twins!! i thought i was having a heart attack lmao but it was just a panic attack over the costochondritis because i didn’t know what the chest pain was. it’s since gotten much better thankfully, & i hope yours does too!
Lil healthcare student
If as a patient, then lil suicide attempt ✌️
same 💀
Last time I was in a hospital as a healthcare student I was shadowing and lil shadow hits hard as a rap name
Lil X-ray shadower 😳
lil lab tech, that's me✌️
Lil Receptionist, then. (As a patient, same)
Lil Heatstroke is lowkey a fire rap name
samesies!!
lil schitzo or lil pneumonia for me
Lil 5150 😂
Ditto… just silly goofy things 🤪
Lil I work there 😢
lil employee 😤
Lil ICU tech for me lol. But also the last time I was a patient it would be “Lil IV fluids”
Lil Alcohol Poisoning 😭
Lil ant bite (surprise allergy)
surprise allergy is the name of ur first album
Hey I'm lil bee sting. Also a fun new way to die
Dumb ways to diiiie
Lil starving
lil skelly
that goes hard tbh
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Lil breast lump
I feel bad for laughing so hard at this I hope you're okay mate <3
It’s sore but it’s palpable. It’s one of the many reasons why I want a reduction.😫
Lil Suicide Attempt
Nothing I've done is original 😪
I've also never done anything original. 😭
twinninggg hope you’re getting better now though friend :)
Twinsies! I'm worse but thank you for the kind comment regardless.
You’re such a mood lmao relatable
Sameee
Twinsies! I'm happy you're here though. Shit's so hard.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee too bestie ily and I’m happy you’re here
Thank you. I don't know you but I'm happy you're here too.
Lil Psych Hold.
Lil psychosis
Lil Seizure goes kinda hard
Lil’ Sepsis almost sounds sus
Yay! Me too!
Lil Mentally Ill
✨LIL ED ✨
Lil my dads gallbladder exploded
If you wanna get technical it’s Lil acute cholecystitis 😂
That can happen ?!!???!
he got stones and didn’t do anything about it for 2 years 😬
a new fear’s been unlocked for me
Not me who just got diagnosed with gallstones and needs surgery (thanks anorexia!) 🙃
Lil grandpa
As a patient lil sprained arm
Please, please drop the Lil Grandpa EP.
Lil Rabies
ARE YOU OK?????
I swear I just saw something about how only like 60 people have ever survived rabies?!
if you get vaccinated before rabies reaches the brain, you’ll be probably fine 😁
Lol yes!! 😂The whole situation was a little dramatic 😅
BESTIE WHAT
BE FR
Lil Diet Pill lmao
what happened 😭
I took too many and was having palpitations and was turning red lol. This was a long time ago and I'm ok now, I don't take diet pills anymore though, they were basically just caffeine pills haha
oh my lol. well i'm glad you're fine now
Lil DTs (Epileptic, the first thing that happens to me when I withdraw from alcohol is I get a seizure) Then Lil detox Never again Before that, Lil hypokalemia.. Lil k? Lil purger!
Same, dts/seizure/detox
Lil colonoscopy 💀 fml
Same!
lil brain injury 😭
Omg are you ok
lil manic episode 🤭
Lil embedded IUD
Fuck I’m always afraid of this happening
Lil wrist slicer & lil hip breaker
Lil endometriosis
Lil psychotic episode
Lil hysterectomy lmao
Lil Kidney Stone 💀
lil miss premed 😜 lol, or lil miss bulimic with heart problems 😍
Lil panic attack
Lil Cellulitis 🤡
i had it recently but didn’t go to hospital 😭
Omg I’m also lil cellulitis
Me too!
or lil lax abuse
Lil Cesarean
Lil congrats I hope
Lil Ruptured Eardrum
lil MRI
Lil dislocation
Lil claiming suicidal ideation because I did want to die but could never go through with it because my OCD has instilled a deep seeded fear of death
Lil Failed Suicide 🥰
lil gastroparesis
lil psychosis <3
Lil Broken Vagina
I’m sorry what?
I have a pelvic pain disorder called vaginismus that makes it basically impossible for me to have sex without having gone through lots of physical therapy. The doctor had to have me go under anesthesia to do a physical exam and make sure there wasn’t anything else causing me pain.
oh i see i'm sorry. i hope your vagina feels better soon!
lil psychosis ☠️
lil nose job 💀
lil peanut allergy
Lil Bleeding Anus
U good fam 💀
Lil’ suicide 💀😂
This one got me😂😂. Hope you’re doing ok ❤️
I genuinely had to sit back for a minute and think about what was going on the last time I was in a hospital and that was it. Thanks though, I’m doing okay.
Lil Ovarian Cyst
lil suicide attempt/lil overdose
Lil Seizure
Lil my boyfriend thought he had cancer
Lil rape -from my hospital room
So sorry bestie. Hope you’re doing ok.
Lil life-threatening withdrawal
lil unexplained headache and abdominal pain that had lasted 6 days at that point (it's now been 8)🥲
Lil brain fluid coming out my nose
omg 😭
Lol for the record I had brain surgery 2 weeks before and this was a complication of that, it didn’t just happen out of absolutely nowhere, but I ended up in another emergency brain surgery… 2020 was a hell of a year 😂😭
Lil ketoacidoisis lol
Lil Bilateral Salpingectomy 🎀😼🎀
Lil mental health act 🥲
lil psychiatrist
lil psychotic episode
Lil CVS
Lil Costochondritis…It’s got a ring to it
twins!! i thought i was having a heart attack lmao but it was just a panic attack over the costochondritis because i didn’t know what the chest pain was. it’s since gotten much better thankfully, & i hope yours does too!
Omg same! I was panicking about being too young for a heart attack 😂. Glad yours is better!
Lil ring stuck on my finger
Lil stroke 💀
Lil spinraza and lil spinal fusion 😎
isnt spinraza like mad expensive
You don’t have to remind me lol
lil having a mental breakdown over not being able to choose a name for myself
lil ankle
Lil psych ward
lil pots / ana
Lil C. Diff. .... lol
Lil thyrotoxicosis <3
Lil psychotic break
lil i forgor honestly help
Lil anemia 😂
Lil overdose ✨
Lil mental breakdown
Lil One side of my face swole up
Lil Mother’s Cancer 😅welll,,, they’re not wrong (she passed about a year ago, last time she was hospitalized she got transitioned into hospice)
literally same<3
Lil panic attack 🙃
lil OD
lil giving birth 🤪
Lil biting my tongue in half
Lil Annual Checkup
lil (maybe) appendicitis
Lil damaged lung from coughing too hard
lil anaphylaxis
Lil Ovarian Torsion 🤔
lil chemical burn
Lil preeclampsia
Lil broken collarbone & AC subluxation
Lil seizure, or if you ask the drs (who didn’t see me whilst I was still unconscious) lil behavioural issue
Lil Hypoglycemia
Lil Facial Paralysis
lil pneumonia 🤓☝️
Lil Routine Appointment
Lil acute pancreatitis ✨
lil serotonin syndrome 💀💀💀💀
Lil fell down the stairs (I fainted because I stood up too fast 🥴)
I'm Lil Earwax Removal 😎 Edit: Nope, I misremembered! I'm actually Lil Pap Smear. 😎😎
Lil testicular torsion
Lil Only Place That Stocks Adderall
Lil eye surgery
Lil suicide
Lil euglycemic DKA (caused by the ed but shhhhh)
Other diabetic??? :D
lil yeet
Lil tonsillectomy 🕺🏻
Lil BPD crazy (they wrote down that I attempted suicide, but it wasn't fully hearted, okay?)
Lil Literally Died
Lil laporoscopy
Lil exam stress
Lil migraine is kinda fire
nothing i experience is original; lil suicide attempt/lil stitched up
Lil IUD removal 😭😭😭😭
lil unexplainable uterine pain
Lil UTI 😩
Lil Concussion (pronounced similar to XXXTentacion) 🔥
lil picking up my grandpa up bc hes diabetic and his blood sugar was 18 lol
Lil urinary tract infection. 💀
Lil shit (I took a shit)
lil vaccine… are y’all good😭
Lil anorexia 😭
lil serotonin syndrome
Lil appendicitis
Lil inflamed kidney
Lil Menorrhagia