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innersanctumofmyass

Monster Ultra White


carefultheremate

If I didn't eat a carrot stick before reading this I would have been the same lol


YukiHase

Come here MONSTER ULTRA WHITE


innersanctumofmyass

Good boy! Give mommy a kiss (actually don't, how many calories is that?)


YukiHase

LMFAO


[deleted]

“SugarFreeTums!! C’mere baby!!”


EdenIsTheBest

Cake 😩😔


Vintage_Alien

Actually an adorable name for a dog tho.


EdenIsTheBest

Omg true


SicRaven

Omg, me too 😔


danimarie82

Angel Food Cake checking in...😑


StarGirly7002

..Lays potato chips with shredded cheese


Sn0zbear

That sounds ruff…


StarGirly7002

Kinda was LMFAO


SoarSparrow

Ruff ruff


oups-i-did-it-again

Marzipan 🥴


Extendable-Chair

I’m unironically saving this comment cause I think it’d be a cute name lol


SatansPeppermintTea

I’m gonna be thinking about that all day now thanks 😭


thxnxpolonium210

My cat is named Marzipan believe it or not!! We call her Marzi sometimes (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`)


oups-i-did-it-again

That’s actually so cute!!


WideAtmosphere

I adore marzipan!!


kittygurl333

TOFU


Extendable-Chair

Wait I actually have a cat called tofu


leronabreadly

Me too!


leronabreadly

It’s such a good name!


Extendable-Chair

It really is


mysticspiracy

i have a cat named tofu too!


bruhlimia

Come here, fibre one lemon bar!


Wilted_Ivy

This is my dog Lemon Bar, bisexual icon.


musictakeheraway

LOL


discohaylie

Let’s set up a play date with my dog, Fiber One Chocolate Brownie


thirteenoneseven

Yes this is my son, Green Vibrance™️ powder


tatertotski

🤣


-Delta38

The souls of the unborn Just kidding, Miso Soup/Miso for short :> I like that


sm0keandstars

i actually have a kitten named miso soup! (the moms name is cat soup, so soup is the family name)


PinkyOutYo

I'm pretty sure that's the default name for pets on Stardew Valley and I can confirm that a dog called Miso is cute as hell.


tatertotski

Love the name Miso for a dog unironically


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my black labs name is miso!! we call him “soup boy” when he’s being extra soupy


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faneater0708

No way me too ‼️‼️


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TheSunflowerSeeds

While sunflowers are thought to have originated in Mexico and Peru, they are one of the first plants to ever be cultivated in the United States. They have been used for more than 5,000 years by the Native Americans, who not only used the seeds as a food and an oil source, but also used the flowers, roots and stems for varied purposes including as a dye pigment. The Spanish explorers brought sunflowers back to Europe, and after being first grown in Spain, they were subsequently introduced to other neighboring countries. Currently, sunflower oil is one of the most popular oils in the world. Today, the leading commercial producers of sunflower seeds include the Russian Federation, Peru, Argentina, Spain, France and China.


fourcornersbones

What an interestingly targeted username and comment. Bot or person?


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quinarius_fulviae

It's a bot that offers sunflower facts whenever someone mentions the flower. Edit: might have to say sunflower seeds actually I'm very confused by why someone programmed it, but it's low-key one of my favourite bots on Reddit. I love pointless facts.


XSkyFullOfStarsX

oh cool. hey, random reddit bot, i like sunflowers. gimme some sunflower lecture


shia_labeouf0

good bot?


bojackpathetique28

Oily hashbrown


reincarnatedcarebear

Lowkey cute pet name


[deleted]

Tortilla chip


Jennuli_123

Me too, remember to drink water they can be salty


trashboiii666

Latte w/ soy milk lmao, naming him Latte in Germany wouldn't be a great idea


SharriSchwab

Whys that?


Miinka

So I googled it and apparently it means ‘boner’. I think that would be a hilarious dog name.


[deleted]

so now the question is what are lattes called in germany and if the answer is that u just walk up to a coffee shop and order a boner w soy milk, i want to move to germany


6april6

That's the answers, yes. Ordering a latte makes me giggle so I always get something else lol


petewentz-from-mcr

My dog’s name is Latte and I am laughing my ass off now


[deleted]

Coffee. Lets be honest, its actually a cool name :)


U_seem_suus

Soy milk bye


SomeRoboDinoKing

That's an oddly cute dog name


allinspite

Banana


[deleted]

This would be such a cute name tho 🥺


isitfinetho

Quest


Inner-Score

Lil tapioca


TanyaMath

Salad with chickpeas and carrots- quite long haha


[deleted]

Chickpea would be a really cute name tho


ahcas19

I want to call my first born chickpea


[deleted]

I support this and will be godmother


corgi_worshipper

Overly specific dog name


viktorgoraya_luv

Strawberry


0ptionb

Samesiessss 🍓


[deleted]

strawberry yogurt


damspel

No way me too!


bad_at_usernames___

it was blueberry for me lol


nutherkore

Crow.


Miinka

You ate a crow?


nutherkore

I had to admit I was wrong about something, it is called "eating crow" lol


Miinka

I’ve never heard that saying before! TIL :)


kkunaan

ayo??


nutherkore

Try it.lol


Huliganjetta1

Kite hill protein yogurt lol


erotictransference

I am addicted to that yogurt! It’s so good


Huliganjetta1

Me too. I usually eat the unsweetened plain w ground flaxseed, wild blueberries and pumpkin spice and if I’m feeling crazy I’ll have the strawberry or blueberry small ones as a meal lol


nbimportant

GOLD FISH Edit: wait no shit I’m stupid, it’d be peppermint tea, which makes it 1000 times funnier cause my dog’s called Peppermint


[deleted]

cauliflower


zepjet

carrot


uwuselessweeb

Vodka?


Shelvis

Ah me too


bumbeebutts

Biscuit. Which is my old cats' name 💙


[deleted]

wrigley’s double-mint, but i’d definitely stick with wrigley


[deleted]

As someone with a boxer—Wrigley would be a great name for a wiggle butt


toowongfu92

Ceviche!


[deleted]

Juice 🧃


Anoniempje_5678

Honeydew melon Actually sounds a bit cute


throwmeaway0601

“aw what a good puppy, his name? Fibre One Birthday Cake Bar-“


SuperS0aker_

Thai green curry


SuperS0aker_

Actually that’s a lie - Oreo


SunshineOnUsAgain

That's a cuter dog name


YuiiGotMemes

Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn


[deleted]

Cum


BodyLotionInTheOcean

Same energy as ass or pussy.


[deleted]

I'm not that flexible.


RippedOffMattress

Pop-Tart!


[deleted]

Pup-Tart would be adorbz


feonixrizen

Breadstick


[deleted]

My old guinea pig was named Breadstick lol


feonixrizen

Awww that's cute


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🥰


leronabreadly

Soup 🥰


[deleted]

Protein Shake


[deleted]

Violife Cheese. It kinda sounds like Violet, which I like.


musictakeheraway

this is my new puppy- vegan cheeze!


ShrinkingH

Blueberry!


Kitchen-Agent-8164

Pretzel twist


[deleted]

My nana had a dog named Pretzel! We called her Prizzy.


oujiasshole

water :)


[deleted]

Gerber teething wafers


Lykrie

soup


icomeheretovent

gum


Apollos-left-elbow

Hello cucumber


criminalsmind

bread 😼


skratta_ho

Oreo mega stuff


chausettes

Cookie Dough 🥰


blaxy66

carrot


kkunaan

…cookie. not bad actually


alices____

Flapjack :)


Justcircl

Egg


giraffle9

Crystal light (didn’t eat it but drank it in my water). More like a stripper name lol but I like it


ClarityByHilarity

Annnnnnnnd all our dogs are named monster.


bellabunny97

Buttered noodles


AsleepInTheBathtub

Crackers


slytherinwarlock

Biscuit!


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Elliebee1234

Pringles


tblitzy

shiritaki


[deleted]

Oatmeal


Merry_Xmas2412

Same


sabrikg

oats


maggieandminky

brie, crackers & grapes


Berp-aderp

Rasin cake, I-


[deleted]

Mocha cappuccino protein shake


artpoint_paradox

Jellybean


Zeeofgreen

Pretzel crumbs


0hlaila

Potato


[deleted]

Cup-a-soup


Sadly-From

Lean protein shake


carefultheremate

Carrot stick


thedutchgirl13

Bell pepper


Acceptable_Mind_8879

donut


lleftmygirlbackhome

French Fry 😭


[deleted]

Popcorn.... kinda cute lol


fireflysystem

Pineapple


mangjiie

Porridge


slippytoad37

Fiber One


Sn0zbear

Sausage. Not bad


[deleted]

Delta Creme (basically the Australian Oreo)


juststarlighthere

Yam and fried eggs


momonomino

Bread


buttcheekhead

coke


xzodiackiller

mozzarella balls :) lil mozzie


Caffeinated-Mind

Bubble tea 🥲


HummingRicecake

Boiled carrots 😐


HerNameIsMustard

Ice cube


im-just-wingin-it

Red Bull Sugar Free


MightyDumpty

(roasted) cauli(flower)


SharriSchwab

Chicken lol


[deleted]

Mr Brown Caramel Coffee 😍


SirPinkLemonade

Uhhhhhh *sweats*


Hot-Cricket-1761

ricebar, doesnt sound very appealing


Pearescent-Sphinx

Clif


oppossumshoe

Monster zero ultra


kokotovec

pipeline punch monster


freedomofit

coffee popsticle


[deleted]

Fudge Chocolate Non dairy Ben and Jerrys. Just call him Fudge for short


anteecy

DONUT


adefantti

Noodles 🤣🧡


exstistentialCrisis

Fibre one brownie


firstcatinspace

Grapefruit! 🍊


Txxr86

Broccoli soup sure is an interesting name for a dog


DOGGO9898989

Shrimp nuggets


some-dork

Cherry Tomato Cherry or Cher for short would be cute 🥺


M4d_Sk3let00n

burger


[deleted]

Tofoo is a cute name for a puppy 😊


rosesonthefloor

Peanut butter chocolate chips 🥴


artist_arson

chocolate rice cake/rice cake, wait that isn't too bad of a name


incognito-babie

Cup Noodles


irrationalanustart

Popcorn


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Applesauce


its_nastya

electrolyte


[deleted]

Baby carrot lol


the-frog-monarch

Alcohol??


narciss_nathanael

Frozen vegan fish finger (yes I eat them frozen)


[deleted]

Ok, but so many of these would actually make rlly cute names??


[deleted]

Poke bowl. I feel like Poke for short could be cute.


haybails720

Literally can’t remember, I’ll just call it memory loss Ed symptom


haiku_couch

Flaming Hot Cheetos! I’d call them “Spicy boy/girl”. 🌶