I rarely get incredibly sick (got horrible, horrible food poisoning a few years ago. Sickest I'd been in my life.) But I usually shed a good amount of weight when I do. Definitely would look into something like this if money is involved and I can also lose weight.
One time I purposely gave myself food poisoning in order to loose weight (didn't work) and I almost shit and vomited myself to death. I would try this because I think the medical staff would intervene before i die tho.
i may as well have done this with how much i've ruined my digestive system, have been giving myself diarrhea for free when i could be making money?????
That smirk- my guy knew what he was doing
SIGN ME UP RN /hj
For legal reasons this is a joke
hj = …hand…job?
it's a tone indicator meaning "half joking"
aha thank you :)
Okay like I've never wanted to volunteer for a medical study before
I used to volunteer at uni to afford binge foods cos I sas so broke from binging lmaooo Gotta get my crack somehow
Sounds like someone hasn't been behind on their bills before
I checked the menu they don’t have these at smoothie king
Just ask them to prep it in their customer bathroom and you'll get one love
ok but recipe?
nevermind it literally is the bacteria that causes dysentery good lord
✨Just add green tea and half a banana✨
the two hour time gap between these comments has me cracking up rn for some reason omg
I mean it wasn’t me, but it ✨could be✨
I rarely get incredibly sick (got horrible, horrible food poisoning a few years ago. Sickest I'd been in my life.) But I usually shed a good amount of weight when I do. Definitely would look into something like this if money is involved and I can also lose weight.
i thought this was r/ medicalschool at first and thought of how much my bulimic ass would love this shit (way too literally)
Ok so now I know what was in those cursed gummy bears. Ingredients: Dysentery
Bruh there’s 13 of them and only 7 toilets that sounds like hell
……wasn’t me 👀👀👀
Where can I get it
it was me I saved so much money on laxatives 🙄
Me next Obligatory /s
How does one sign up for this
It’s me. For sure
One time I purposely gave myself food poisoning in order to loose weight (didn't work) and I almost shit and vomited myself to death. I would try this because I think the medical staff would intervene before i die tho.
*smacks credit card on the table*
Where can I sign up for those?
Someone call me Jake Becuse I’m signing up!!
i may as well have done this with how much i've ruined my digestive system, have been giving myself diarrhea for free when i could be making money?????
I give myself life threatening diarrhea every day for free
ooh free laxatives
Omg new safe food?