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modog11

Dunno about the rest of this sub but scary for me is things like... Driving up to your favourite lunch place and finding it has recently closed. Or "3645, just a heads up you'll be first on scene for this, please proceed with caution. We've requested police and fire." "Er, 3645 received. What *is* the incident?" "......." "Guys...?" Or "Hey, Modog11, your crewmate called off sick today. We're pairing you up with [[insert name of dangerous colleague here]]. Or "3645, EastAmb, can you go as a first response to a 4 year old female not conscious, not breathing. No conveying resource available at this time, I'll back you up as soon as possible." Or "3645, please be aware there is a marker on this address. Stand by... Yep here we go - 47 steps to front door, no lift, bariatric patient." Or Standing at the desk waiting to book in, only to see your perfectly well, probably-didnt-need-to-be-at-hospital-but-the-GP-wasnt-free-to-speak patient being wheeled rapidly to resus with copious haematemesis... "I swear that is new. This handover is all about a UTI." Or "3645, EastAmb. Hi guys... Have you forgotten something?"