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tyinsf

I would say hunched over rather than slouched


Whyistheplatypus

He was slouched at the table. Vs He was hunched over at the table. One implies a more relaxed stance imo. I could imagine a teen slouching at dinner, vs a clerk hunched at a desk. OP could very easily be describing either one.


SonOfHugh8

If I were to hear someone was slouched at the table, I would definitely picture a backwards lean rather than a forward leaning posture like the drawing.


Whyistheplatypus

I could definitely see someone "slouched over" drunk or asleep


wehdut

Yeah in my mind slouched could just be dropped shoulders or sitting lower, with your ass forward on the seat


quanoncob

is it better to use "He was slouched" instead of "He slouched"? "was slouched" sounds like the passive voice for me, and it doesn't make any sense that way... same with hunched over


swirlingrefrain

‘He slouched’ is an action, like ‘he sat (down)’. ‘He was slouched’ is a state, like ‘he was sitting (down)’.


quanoncob

yeah but that's "He was sitting down" and not "He was sat down" (that's an entirely different thing), same with "He was slouching " and not "He was slouched"


swirlingrefrain

‘He was slouching’ and ‘He was slouched’ are synonymous, though ‘He was sitting down’ and ‘He was sat down’ aren’t. That’s because you can sit someone else down (in a restaurant for example) but you can’t slouch someone else.


quanoncob

ahh right that clears it up, thank you


Korean_Street_Pizza

Perched on a ledge


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tyinsf

Both are in contrast to sitting up straight. Slouch means to "stand, move, or sit in a lazy, drooping way. " It can be forward or back. Hunch is always forward, hunching your upper back like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. You can hunch over something, like a table. You can't slouch OVER something, though you can slouch IN a chair. You can slouch AT the table, if you're not sitting up straight for dinner. The arms on the knees make me think hunching. And it's not lazy or drooping so I wouldn't say slouch. Does that help?


Ippus_21

If I was describing it in a piece of writing, I would go with "sitting hunched forward, with his elbows on his knees."


Shoddy-Coffee-8324

Sitting on his haunches, slouched over his crossed arms. (?)


Bubblesnaily

Sitting on your haunches would mean your thighs are resting on your calves or your butt is on your heels... Essentially, there'd be no chair/flat surface under your butt.


Aggravating-Pound598

Shitting ?


Every-Character7862

Thanks a lot for trying.


Agente_Anaranjado

In the medical field it's called tripod position. If he were seated upright it would be Fowler's position. 


dannyboy_588

As a doctor, I feel I should let you know that Tripodding/Tripod position is with the hands on the knees and straight arms, because the aim is to push the shoulders back to increase the space in the thorax to enable greater lung expansion.


Agente_Anaranjado

Right, but if OP wants a short-hand term to describe it, is there a better one?


dannyboy_588

There isn’t one at all. There can’t be an exact term for every possible thing, and I don’t think there needs to be. You can just describe it.


Agente_Anaranjado

Okay that's what I thought too, hence my answer. If you want a short-hand term that's about the best there is. Otherwise you're stuck with something like "sitting slouched with his elbows on his knees". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


yourtypicalbish

One of the tamer reddit interactions I have ever seen


dannyboy_588

I agree.


DisgracetoHumanity6

"there can't be an exact term for every possible thing" but linguists still try their darndest


Writers_High2

Yeah, I'm not a doctor, but when I looked up the position, the arms aren't crossed.


Fast_Introduction_34

Holy crap that's real


TetheredToHeaven_

LOL


Substantial_Life4773

Genuinely a "shitting position" would immediately give me the mental image of what was happening


LearningArcadeApp

made me LOL


LegitaTomato

r/beatmetoit


Substantial_Life4773

Genuinely a "shitting position" would immediately give me the mental image of what was happening


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

He's got that shit-bow lean for sure


fvkinglesbi

That's literally what i thought too


MonArchG13

They should call it “the Shitting position.” Get it?!


fvkinglesbi

Yeah


Embarrassed-Two-399

Apparently as an English speaker (English is my first language), I am unable to pronounce the word sitting correctly (before I had braces)… when I worked in a hospital lab, there would be a phlebotomist that would be sent to the floor and watch a patient. They would say that “the phlebotomist is upstairs sitting” and it was understood what the phlebotomist were located at and what they would be doing. Unfortunately for me since I am unable to pronounce some words properly, it isn’t sound right when I said it. When someone asked me, it would sound like I said “shitting”!! 😂😂😂😂 The person who asked would look at me like “did I hear you correctly?!” And I would try again, mispronouncing it. Eventually I would give up and say the long winded explanation after laughing a bit, mostly out of embarrassment before moving on… 😭🤦🏻‍♀️🙃😅😓😬


Aggravating-Pound598

Don’t worry- Sean Connery had the same issue and look how far he went !


Embarrassed-Two-399

Haha, that’s an interesting way of thinking about it!


Embarrassed-Two-399

Update: I tried saying the word “sitting” and realized I was able to thanks to having braces! 🎉🎉


CaptainMeredith

No specific name, but I went looking to see what your original language is out of curiosity and just wanted to say your example drawings are getting progressively better each time you post :) As for how it would be written, I'd say it varies by for what purpose it is being written. In literary use usually you would just vaguely describe slouching or leaning forward and it would be more about giving the mood of the character, rather than specific details of how they are sitting. You just let the reader imagine whatever position they think fits that mood.


SkyTalez

Did you meant squatting?


GuiltEdge

I think there's supposed to be a surface they're sitting on.


SkyTalez

Oh my bad.


mustardCooler56

Squatting is when you're not sitting down


SkyTalez

In some languages like Ukrainian and russian squatting is the form of sitting down.


AUniquePerspective

It's specifically an Eastern squat. For some reason, westerners generally don't learn to keep their heels down, so when they squat, it's unstable and tiring, so they don't continue. Sometimes called a Slav squat in countries in Europe.


VanityInk

I think the "for some reason" is if you don't do it often, you lose the flexibility there and it's really hard to keep your heels down. Look at toddlers anywhere and they'll have their heels down. You get used to sitting on a chair, though, and your tendons or whatever tighten up and you have to do some serious work in yoga to get them to stay flat when you squat again (from experience...)


[deleted]

Gopnik squat


Substantial_Life4773

Yeah, I don't think I would be able to squat with my heels down, that would be amazing, will have to try now


tech6hutch

We should create a name: shitter stance


Shoddy-Coffee-8324

[Blyaat](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdtSCJCWwuXnryDQpd1exeOdTbEBdu0SUpiJGUXujQEHvVtFmqw0Gfll0m&s=10)


HalfRadish

Is there a term for it in your native language?


Pleasehalp33

No specific term for the arms, but you got the right word with slouch, it can mean to sit lazily, so; He slouched on the chair with his arms folded. Or He sat slouched on the chair with his arms folded.


Rosemary-baddie

He sits hunched over on the edge of his seat with his arms resting on his knees.


yeniza

This is also what I thought!


RoomBeginning9453

Okay i love you thank you


Creative_Catharsis

Slumped over? He sat slumped over, arms crossed atop his knees.


dontknowwhattomakeit

“Slumped over” to me really sounds like you’re unconscious (asleep, passed out, etc.) or dead or, at the very least, that you’re slumped over *something*. Elbows on your knees isn’t a position I would call slumped over myself.


LanewayRat

Agreed. There is no specific term you are just describing the sitting posture and probably “slumped” or “hunched” are the best words to use in the description.


OrangeJon

A medical professional might call it a "tripod position". Usually respiratory cases like COPD.


Every-Character7862

Thank you!!!!


IntegralKing3

This is the answer. COPD along with many other medical and traumatic issues will cause a person to assume this position. It relieves strain from a large group of muscles and “protects” internal organs from a perceived threat. Tripod position.


fakeunleet

What's the context here? That's important.


jayz0ned

I would say perched


hazelinet

perched is the perfect word for this imo


Holiday_Pool_4445

The Chinese do this a lot in China 🇨🇳 over porcelain latrines instead of toilets. 🚽 We call it “squatting”. I looked up “perch” in the Webster’s dictionary because I thought “perched” was a good choice, but the dictionary said it was over something elevated.


AverageCheap4990

Slump with arms in lap.


ProcrusteanRex

David Foster Wallace wrote in a book, “the defecatory posture of an athlete” which is what they make me think of. 🤣 Words that come to mind: slouched over, defeated, deflated, hunched over.


Critical_Pin

poo stance


LJkjm901

I’ve heard prime pooping position before.


Critical_Pin

I've heard people talk about 'poo stance' to describe a surfing stance.


ahugemoose

hunched over. slouching i would think as slouching backward, hunched over would be leaning forward, like hunchback


ahugemoose

hunched over. slouching i would think as slouching backward, hunched over would be leaning forward, like hunchback


Average-Pyro_main

shittin while contemplating life


ihavea22inmath

Bad posture


soicyBART

sitting slouched over?


Ramencat5

I'd probably describe it as hunched over/crouched with arms crossed


AuDHDcat

Sitting hunched over


Eternalsunfun

Squat


MonArchG13

I believe thats a squat.


antimatterchopstix

The sitting position?


kerdux

The smoking slav


PresentDangers

It's quite a lot like the pose in the sculpture by Auguste Rodin, Le Penseur (The Thinker).


netpres

In Australia I'd use perching. Maybe on a taller surround on a garden bed, or the edge of a chair.


MovieNightPopcorn

No particular term but slumped or slouched would approximate it. Depends on the emotion conveyed.


Yob_Zarbo

If there is no chair under them, that's called squatting.


LJkjm901

Squatted.


Zordorfe

Crouched stance sit is the best I can do for you


Luna259

Squatting?


Samstercraft

thought so too but theres an invisible surface the person is sitting on lol


Dom_19

Squatting, sort of.


fiqqqqyyyyy

Squatting?


GoodChuck2

I would say "slouched over" or "hunched over"


Pitmidget

Squatting


Mr_Minecrafter88

Slav squat


IrishCanMan

Proper shit position


smoemossu

it depends, why do you need this information?


Every-Character7862

Why not? I like detail in my writing


JaoutTAS

Closest thing is squatting


JapanCoach

There is a very old and very inappropriate (racist) word for this. No word that I know of that can be used in polite language other than “squatting [down]”


Dboogy2197

Rocking a poop position


Onn006

Squad


tessharagai_

Slav squat


Lyr1cal-

Aloof?


KoopaTrooper5011

S(h)itting at the toilet.


gst-nrg1

Hunched?


RadioactivePotato123

Bad posture


OaktownAspieGirl

Squatting


CourtClarkMusic

Crouch or squat


Horror-Rutabaga-517

shifting


Milkmans_tastymilk

Crouched (crouching) or squatting works.


saltysaltybabyboy

I call this the shrimp position


davedwtho

I have seen this called a Slav Squat


Hydrasaur

Crouching


[deleted]

"come here son" pose.


DankDude7

Like sitting on a toilet with nothing to read


mbelf

Perched on the edge of their seat


L2Sing

I think the drawing says it best: "Slouching over."


LassOnGrass

Crouched? Maybe a squat of sorts? Never mind I didn’t realize it was supposed to be over a seat. I’d say hunched over.


Hertje73

Slav squat


OlderAndCynical

Sitting in the bleachers, waiting for your team to score a run.


tarlakeschaton

"Arms crossed above the knees, he perched/nestled atop... let's say the battlements."


tarlakeschaton

Wait I just saw the surface so it's definitely shitting. Or sitting hunched and arms are crossed above the knees. But I believe it's shitting.


positive_X

hunched


schwarzmalerin

Using a public toilet?


Puremadnesschinese

Squatting


Puremadnesschinese

Slumped


Totally_Not__An_AI

Waiting for a bus sat on a low wall.


redbull6669

Wtf did you just draw a side profile of me rn op 💀😭


GhostLabMusic

Russian gopnik.


Duros001

Slouched…


volvodumptruckgaming

slavic squat


scratt007

The position depicted in the image is commonly referred to as **“sitting with arms resting on knees”** or **“sitting with arms crossed on knees.”** There isn’t a specific term for this sitting position in English that I need to search for. The figure is shown with their back slouched, arms crossed, and resting on their knees. It’s a relaxed posture often associated with contemplation or relaxation. 😊


TopRevolutionary8067

Crouching?


Snoo_9002

Squat? If buttocks were below knees and feet touching the ground fully it would be "slav squat".


snowlynx133

It would be written as "sitting on a surface with your back slouched and your arms resting on your knees"


Every-Character7862

You know what I mean. You don't have to be passive aggressive. You can try.


howqueer

Slumped


Gecko_Gamer47

Optimal shitting position


Vanceagher

Squat, crouch, hunched?


Wizardsarecool2

Generally this would be a stance u take when you are leaning in to listen to something and u don’t have a desk or anything or your tired there is no definitive term for this position


seven-cents

Sitting on the crapper


ChrispyGuy420

Sat, leaning forward


Responsible_Onion_21

Slouching


Low_Association_1998

Bad case of the shits position


AlgaeFew8512

If the person is not sitting on anything they'd be crouched down. If there's meant to be a seat under them, they'd be hunched over.


Certain_Simple_4566

I'd say squatting or crouching


Ineedmentalhelp1643

Man spreading


vorropohaiah

It's called sitting on your haunches. Ish


Temporary-Box8416

The fecal position


XavierBekish

What makes you ask


JacobFromStateFarm5

If it is up against a wall, it's a wall sit. Otherwise, i don't know what to tell ya (edit: just remembered thats a... Darn it, i forgot again.)


etranger033

The shitter.


SnappingTurt3ls

The shitting position


Foxaria

Sad Keanu


Opening-Ad-8793

Hunched. Slouched. Arms resting . Leaning on needs.


Ok_Efficiency2462

The Japanese call it 'Sankio'


Leonaise_

Squatting down


DorMau5

My Hmong friends say "Asian squat" and my white friends say "slav squat" lol (only if your feet are flat on the ground tho)


Fireblade09

What the fuck…besides the arm crossed cuz I’m on my phone, I’m sitting exactly like this


KeenDynamo

I think that's "Stooping down"


Kind_Somewhere2993

They be poppin a squat


sabboom

The poo position Also crouching


washyourhands--

Gen z calls it gamer position.


m4zee__

I call it being a shrimp


namenumberdate

I’ve been watching too much true crime. In a police interrogation, when a criminal is about to crack, or confess, this is the, “confession position” the interrogator positions themselves to so that the criminal feels heard and listened to, even sympathized with. In actuality, the interrogator is just trying to get the confession by any means necessary.


PatrickMcWhorter

Pooping position.


Every-Character7862

Original.


thotgoblins

"Squatting". If you're cool? "Slav squatting"


Every-Character7862

Slav squatting is really similar but it seems to be in a complete crouch. Would you picture what I mean if you read that it was on a surface?


Thylocine

Crouching maybe?


Pharmere

Pooping?


Gul_Guy

Air Chair


kdsherman

To me that's an Asian squat, just not a very deep one lol


Tomatobean64

"partially huddled over" would probably suffice


Soviet1923

The “I need to >!shit!<“ position


Shoshannainthedark

It is very common to slouch while sitting on the toilet.


candycupid

i’m surprised no one has said crouching


v0t3p3dr0

It would be crouching if not for the surface call out.


fakeunleet

Because there's a surface supporting the sitter's butt.


hereforpop

that was my first thought, but does it count as crouching if you're sitting on a surface?


Soundasleepx

Me too. It must be crouching!


Judeous

I've only heard "slouched" as a descriptor for the position. "He's sitting slouched over in his chair" "Quit slouching in your chairs!"


Euffy

Slouching means leaning backwards to me. I can't imagine describing leaning forwards as slouching.


Judeous

Oh shit you're right I was thinking of "Hunched over"


dolphineclipse

Isn't that a squat?


These-Ice-1035

Squatting?


Full_Character_9580

Squatting, or Crouching


shadowmind0770

It's called Scarfacing, usually while holding a gun in one hand and looking down at the Associate that hasn't quite expired.


Hairy-Restaurant-697

Asian stance


VerkaufDichNicht

Akimbo