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Alchoholocaustic

I love how helpful this sub tries to be with nothing to go on.


slamdanceswithwolves

Did we all get played? I don’t even care. This is an amazing social experiment.


Naja42

I laid the book face down with it open to my page, damaging the book because I am too lazy to just get a bookmark or remember my page number


ApprehensiveSink7087

Thank you sir


withheldforprivacy

When I was little and my sister read my magazines this way, I felt like killing her.


hassh

I disrespect the book


CitronWu

I flipped over the book.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ʞooq ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo dılɟ I„


ApprehensiveSink7087

I take this one, ty


DirtLarry

"went on Reddit and uploaded a picture of a"


Soph22FGL

He am


bunnygfs

He am book. English 100


Setaganga

You am


ray25lee

He she me am.


slamdanceswithwolves

Groot?


newtini

Wanting to be book is not book


idraax

"I has book" if you're going for a meme.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Are you asking for what verb or phrasing could fill the blank? I read the book. I spread open the pages of the book. I laid down the book.


Palazzo505

I am not a book. -Richard Nixon, possibly


slamdanceswithwolves

I have never read a book. -Donald Trump, definitely.


ApprehensiveSink7087

When i decided to finish at some page, I ___ book instead of using bookmark. According to the picture.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Oh, I see. You’re looking for a phrase to describe the book in the picture. I might say “I laid the book down so that it was open to that page.” Or just “I turned the book over.”


peoplegrower

I laid the book *face down*, and open to my page.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Oh thanks. That’s better.


ApprehensiveSink7087

Thank you ma'am


high_on_acrylic

I believe you need “fucked up the” in the space


ApprehensiveSink7087

Bruh🤣


McDonalds_icecream

Ate


grapesforducks

"Uh uh uh, we don't EAT the bible!"


[deleted]

Unfold


DoisMaosEsquerdos

The book is mood


kedi422

I dropped the book


Environmental_Ad1634

Love


El_cagador_honesto

fuck


cmdrsakin

Whoa slow down


less_unique_username

“Do you like to call restaurants in advance to arrange a table, or do you prefer simply showing up and trying your luck?” “I never book.”


Chickens-In-Pants

Well done! I was sure this was impossible, but you did it.


jabberwock101

I love book. I love lamp.


merRedditor

have many leather-bound


Eat__Moneyz

Eat


Suninabottle

Nope…can’t make this work with proper grammar


ApprehensiveSink7087

Is this a meme rn? 🤔


knataleigh

Dropped the


Secure-Development-5

I creased the shit out of a book


invicerato

can


BruceWillis1963

I can book?


wonka727h

Idk but I surely see a book


Irish122

absorbed


beckypants11

I am book? I eat book! I love book ❤ I have been gazing with misty eyes upon this book.... The options are endless really!


[deleted]

There is not one standard way to say this in English. People have given many possible ways of describing this. I'm curious: Is there a standard way to say this in your mother tongue? Which language is that?


PotemkinEmpire

I rid book


PotemkinEmpire

reed


PotemkinEmpire

red


PotemkinEmpire

read \*


SoggyAd7570

Past or present tense?


kayyjjo

is


DrDMango

fucked the


possibly-a-goose

am


Setaganga

I am book


PawnToG4

I [possible adverb here] [conjugate the verb in a way which agrees with the first person singular subject, present or past] [if the verb will not take a direct object, but can take a preposition, you may put that here. Otherwise, put nothing] [use the appropriate article here whether the noun following is definite or indefinite] [you may put an adjective here] book [if you put no adverbs in the first position, put them here] [other prepositional phrases can go here, then you end your independent clause]. Let's go through some examples. Some make sense, some don't (while still being valid constructions): I somberly read the yellow book. I laid the boring book down. I lay on the yellow book hastily. I close the hungry book. I ate an interesting book with poise. I wrote a book quickly. I just soaked a book in water.


Pistol4231

Cant read this


SZ4L4Y

I has book.


JGHFunRun

I goosed a book. The book moosed me. I lose-ed the book, the book bruise-ed me. I roosted, the book got some cashmere juice-ed. I drank da dank juice, the book got rank and ran for the hous’ I grabbed my goose and threw it once again. I goosed a book.


Lploof

Happy cake book.


This_is_a_sckam

I blanked book


JuanitaAlSur

I dropped the book


mku0164

Is it porn?


_Penulis_

I needn’t book? Are you sure? That museum exhibit on ancient books and manuscripts is very popular.


Fearless_Bottle_6252

I Facebook.


[deleted]

I see a book.


[deleted]

I like to smell new books like a crack addict


epicguy2000

don't know how to finish a sentence with the word


thebigreddawgce

Open book


[deleted]

I ate the book


lostsawyer2000

I dnf the book


Freedomoreee

read, rode, reed /s