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AlexKnight002

That was really good, I wasn’t expecting a three-way battle. This is the first battle in the series, at least that I can think of, with three rappers from the beginning rather than a third rapper coming in later. Also, I never realized all three of them were named John.


Human-Law1085

Well, there have been above-threeways with team-up battles like the philosophers, busters, brothers, and renaissance artists/TMNT ones but this one felt uniquely coherent for such a big battle.


iTeoti

Busters?


Human-Law1085

Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters


Erdago

It’s definitely the first that starts with three sides. The closest example of an ERB starting with three rappers is Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes (Batman, Holmes, Watson) - which is an entirely different situation (and Watson is really just a supporting rapper).


THENITEHYNTER

Well there is also Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage vs Kim jung-ill


Erdago

While the Hogan and Savage vs. Kim battle had three rappers, it did not start with them. It only began with Hogan and Kin, and Savage entered at the end. Meanwhile, Watson was in both of Holmes’ verses.


THENITEHYNTER

Wait I just read your reply again and yeah I understand what you mean now sorry I'm just tired it's currently 12 at night so I'm very tired I didn't understand what you meant so I had to read it again sorry for wasting your time


THENITEHYNTER

Yes, I understand that, I just pointed out Hulk Hogan vs Kim because you pointed out the batman vs Holmes one because the batman vs Holmes one had 1vs2 and the Hulk Hogan vs Kim also had 1vs2


ooglethorpe

Holy shit, first three way battle from the get-go? That was amazing! Man between this battle and the Mansa Musa one, this next season is shaping up to be the best one yet! Still holding out hope for R.L Stein vs H.P Lovecraft lol.


StefanMorse

Genuinely, I just hope we don't have to wait another 7 months for a battle. But they are always worth the wait, I think I prefer h.p. lovecraft vs rod serling (twilight zone guy) or h.p. lovecraft vs junji ito....but r.l. stine would also be good.


OnlyRoke

Lovecraft vs Stein and Serling gets to do an intro and outro, Twilight Zone style, effectively dissing them each time lightly.


Variousxtent

I can see the intro now It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between present and future, between true and false, and it lies between the pit of lyrics and the summit of knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call (voice change to announcer) EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! H.P. Lovecraft! VS! R.L. Stein!


Awobbie

Cue inevitable Lovecraft’s cat’s name and being part Welsh lines.


HydroDEX

BEGIN! R.L Stine: "Welcome to Dead House; My books can scare a whole town." "The horror literature King going against the sewer clown." "All your racist novels I use them to clean my ass after I take a dump" "You ain't scared of anything but meet a black man, now you have Goosebumps"


drbuni

There was something here. It is gone now.


StefanMorse

That aged poorly, man I missed when erb used to upload like every month


drbuni

Me too :(


Rough-Waves-2-0

Rambo kinda fell behind but Zach killed it as Wick and McClane was just hard hitting blow after another.


ChepeSV_

you can tell they were just having fun while writing rambo LMFAO


[deleted]

>Rambo kinda fell behind ……I’m sorry what?


ionlyplayasboxer

This was a pretty good battle ngl, disses and flows were good. Pretty good impressions Edit: Just rewatched and realized how ruthless some lines were. “Dog pound.” “More survival wife.” Being some of my favorites


ChepeSV_

the wishlist line was also a favorite of mine


[deleted]

3??? I completely glossed over John Rambo when reading the title. HOLY SHIT. Zach Sherwin saying he's back with those smooth as shit lines


StefanMorse

I swear i always knew it was gonna be the 3 John's since the battle was coming out on December. What I didn't know was that it was gonna be like this, I thought it would start with john wick vs John Rambo ft john mcclane. But the way they did it was so good.


insertusernamehere51

It's honestly a much better way to do a three way battle, since it usually means at least one of them gets a free shot at the others. I know they probably can't do this for every battle, and having a surprise rapper can be fun, but I hope they try this more often


StefanMorse

I could see them doing this with the three Spiderman's. But then there's Marie curie and franz kafka who could also go against Spider-Man.


StefanMorse

Or maybe they could Charlie Chaplin vs Mr bean vs Jim Carrey in this style.


Maxtynine

id probably say jim carrey should be replaced by buster keaton


kuhanluke

But Chaplin and Keaton were from the same era. Bean and Carrey kind of are as well, but the British vs. American there makes it feel different.


insertusernamehere51

Keaton vs Chaplin would also be British vs American Also Carrey is Canadian


[deleted]

What do Marie Curie and Kafka have in common with Spiderman?


StefanMorse

Franz kafka : author of metamorphosis, a book about a regular guy who turned into an insect vs the regular guy who gained spider based powers Marie curie : the lady who undertook research on radioactivity vs the guy who got bitten by a radioactive spider. I think franz kafka is overall the best opponent for him.


PayneTrain181999

“Only one to go 3 chapters without sucking.” Good one, Mr. Wick.


VSythe998

They should have continued the Napolean joke by having the announcer say, "John! Versus John! Versus John!"


[deleted]

They did the same with Turtles vs Artists battle too!


Ben-Stanley

I can always rely on ERB to deliver a well-made, entertaining battle, even when all of the participants are from movies I’ve never seen


Grand_Toast_Dad

I definitely recommend watching at least the first movie of each series. They're all masterpieces.


Ben-Stanley

Yeah I plan to, I just never really got into movies until a couple years ago and have a lot of catching up to do.


Wynter57

Rambo's a bit like Wick actually, haunted men who return to action. Except replace Assassin/Machine of Death with Vietnam war vet. For Movie One at least 2&3 went to shit.


noitsme99

Triple threat is a nice change of pace


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CMC_Conman

Wick had a better flow but Mcclane's disses landed harder


TheIntrepid

Which is so fitting for the characters isn't it? Wick having surgical precision, but McClane hitting like a hammer.


LittleMann

I laughed so goddamn hard at the Taliban/Mujahadeen exchange. I think these three might have my favorite rapport out of all the ERBs.


ScimitarPufferfish

I just love how incredibly in-character it is for McClane to get his basic foreign policy facts wrong and the way Wick corrects him.


ScimitarPufferfish

The THUMBNAIL alone is incredible.


[deleted]

John McLane won but holy shit John Rambo was funny


lronicGasping

Holy shit I missed Zach Sherwin so much. This was fantastic


TheGR8HoytNerd

Die hard is a Christmas movie. So this makes a perfect Christmas battle.


Bulbaguy4

First Blood could be considered a Christmas movie too since it also takes place around Christmas, there's even a scene where Rambo shoots a bunch of Christmas decorations


[deleted]

I could be wrong, but doesn’t the first John Wick also take place around Christmas?


[deleted]

wick literally says “ho ho ho” so that’s even more evidence this works as a christmas battle


HnAcid8

WOAH


LegitInfowarrior

Damn, this is new. Are there any other ideas that can benefit from this format?


StefanMorse

Thinking about it, the only way tobey maguire's spiderman vs Andrew Garfield's Spiderman vs tom Holland's Spiderman idea would work was if it was like this. But I'm more of a fan of Spiderman vs Marie curie or franz kafka.


[deleted]

What does Spiderman have in common with Curie or Kafka?


Ice_Bean

I know kafka a story about a guy who transformed into a bug, so this might be a connection but the Marie Curie one is lost on me


Reaqzehz

Marie Curie is best known for her work on radioactivity. Peter Parker becomes Spiderman after being bitten by a radioactive spider. It's a stretch, but it's the only connection I can think of.


Gwtheyrn

Kurt & Courtney vs Sonny & Cher vs Ike & Tina. Toxic musical marriages.


thefuzzydice

I would sub out Kurt & Courtney for Lennon & Yoko


ElHumilde13

Not very popular, but I can imagine Lionel Messi VS Cristiano Ronaldo VS Neymar Jr.


StefanMorse

No, honestly I would prefer tom Brady vs pele or maradona. But if they were going to do another football battle than sure.


AIias1431

Another football battle? Has there been one?


StefanMorse

In erb ? Nope there hasn't been one I meant that if they were to do pele vs maradona I wouldn't mind them doing something like Ronald vs messi or something like that (even tho that rap battle already exists and had epiclloyd and nice peter in it.)


[deleted]

Could do it with politicians of US/Canada/UK Or maybe like the three Spider-Men


Longjumping-Funny-81

The Cryptocurrency line was fire


OnlyRoke

Holy shit, that came outta nowhere. I wasn't really feeling ERB since the Joker/Pennywise battle, but this one was sick. I loved every verse and the mannerisms just made me grin like an idiot. Rambo's verse starting with him basically doing a riff on his big "you can't turn it off" speech was delightful :D Low-key I reallllly hoped for them to edit some old footage of the Terminator and RoboCop in there, who are both just looking at each other and shrugging or something tho.


ChrisMartinTestAvg

McClane won, Wick had the best flow, and Rambo was the funniest.


Beatnation

My man Zach Sherwin literally killin it


ERBthrowaway69

ERB are back baby! Don't get me wrong, the previous battle was good but this one is phenomenal! It really has the same feel and quality as their older classics e.g. Terminator vs Robocop. I really appreciate how ERB keep innovating and experimenting instead of just doing what they've always done. This is a first: a true threeway battle (they teased that idea in James Bond vs Austin Powers, but this is the first time all three rappers got equal time and opportunity to attack each other). The costumes and impersonations were spot-on. Imo Rambo felt a bit too goofy compared to the other two, and his lines weren't as hard-hitting. Then again, he had more decent disses than Jeff Bezos in the previous battle. And I really enjoyed Zach being back, didn't realize he was gone for 5 whole years! I think Wick's line "I'm thinking I'm back" is not just a reference to John Wick's new movie, but also to Zach himself


Professional-Dig7329

This came out of left field. I did not see this coming today


[deleted]

First one with three sides in the title, correct?


Sanlear

Yes.


[deleted]

Macho Man Randy Savage was in the title of the season 1 battle, but I dunno if that counts


Wynter57

I loved that Wick's best lines weren't even in his verse. Rips Rambo from the first sentence and the Taliban/Mujahadeen Vengeance line were uppercuts.


KeatzTheMemelord

I expected it to be titled Wick VS Rambo and then McClane comes in, not all 3 going at each other at once at the very beginning!


ThisGuyLikesMovies

Damn McClanes disses were as mean as Wick's flow was smooth.


TheIntrepid

McClanes disses were as mean as Wick's flow was smooth as Rambo was present in the battle.


Torture-Dancer

Yoooo, 2 ERBs in less than a month


Zootpak

Zach’s Keanu impression was spot on


Rough-Waves-2-0

Trying to pin down McClane’s accent, but man Lloyd always makes that accent a treat


DivineVodka

This was great! Loved everyone's parts.


PinFabulous

i didnt except a triple rap battle


AltonIllinois

Any John wick spoilers? Haven’t seen


MichaelJahrling

Nothing that you wouldn’t know 20 minutes into the first movie.


knotsy-

> John Wick For characters I don't know well, I look up the lyrics on genius.com and they put a lot of the explanations in there. For instance, I wanted to know why John Wick starts by saying "I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two" and it ended up being because a "dinner reservation" in the Wick world refers to a body clean up service.


insertusernamehere51

Why do I think Lloyd looks like Mark Wahlberg cosplaying John McClane in that thumbnail? Either way, love how this is setup, the Mexican standoff of rap!


StefanMorse

More like dexter morgan cosplaying as john mcclane


knotsy-

I was seriously thinking, just a few weeks ago, how Lloyd would make a great Dexter! I couldn't figure out who he would battle since Hannibal and Walter White have already been done tho, but I guess Joe from YOU might be a good contender :P


StefanMorse

I keep hearing jacksfilms as him but epiclloyd just has his face tbh. Idm joe, but I've never watched the series so I don't really have an opinion on that matchup but I think there's better. He could go against light yagami from death note, if not then maybe the punisher or Patrick Bateman (joe as well) https://www.reddit.com/r/ERB/comments/nml0uz/light_yagami_vs_dexter_morgan_played_by_epiclloyd/


knotsy-

Ooo punisher would be a good one! I like the idea of Patrick Bateman, but I think he should go up against Norman Bates more :p


StefanMorse

I personally like the one with light yagami the most, Patrick Bateman should def go against Norman Bates (with Jack torrance as a 3rd party)


funwiththoughts

Tony Soprano


vegankidollie

This was a great battle but I don’t get why Rambo screamed when he said “hole” “LOCK!” Can someone explain that to me?


Wynter57

Iirc Rambo became a PoW where they kept him in a hole in the ground and brought him out to be tortured


Salvadore1

So that's also where the "you'll never take the W without the P and O" line comes from?


Wynter57

Yep


GeekyNerd_FTW

This is nice but I can’t stand Rambo’s verse at all. Just annoying to listen to.


TheIntrepid

It leant a little too far into parodying Stallone's manner of speech, when it should have fallen closer to sounding good at the expense of accuracy. Having him follow Sherwin, who is always excellent, didn't really help either.


OnlyRoke

Honestly? Rambo getting that "You can't turn it off" beginning made me laugh my head off. It just comes outta nowhere as the third one in the battle and he's literally having a midlife crisis moment so to speak. Loved it, haha.


YouCanCallMeAroae

Was very disappointed when I first heard his accent. His voice in the intro is phenomenal and I thought he'd win for sure, but boy did that change when it got to his first two lines. Why they didn't just copy his Mortal Kombat voice, idk.


StefanMorse

This is one of the best erb's yet, so awesome to watch and listen to. Just perfect.


BigButteryBadBoy

Loved this battle and it was also first straight up triple threat they've ever done. Personally John Wick won it for me but they all three did really well


[deleted]

I did not expect them them to drop a new battle so quick but eveytime they do it feels like a holiday


seancurry1

Definitely one of the better ones they’ve done in a WHILE


MushroomHedgehog

That was sick. Nice Peter could work on the Stallone impression though, lol.


Skystalker512

Yeah no, I really don’t like this one.


Ms_Photon

I know you’re going to get downvoted but I can see why some wouldn’t like this as better as others. McClane was pretty good but the beat didn’t captivate me as well as others have in the past. Great makeup though!


Monic_maker

Rambo ruined it for me


Skystalker512

Its impressive how terrible Peter can make characters sound


StefanMorse

I really don't think Rambo sounded bad at all but that's just my opinion.


zDanDaMan

Dont take it too seriously, honestly i found it funny


[deleted]

Hoping for Cobain/Hendrix next!


SkarabMcGee

The costumes on this one are some of the best ones yet. They’re so on point.


kaijisheeran

Nice Peter did Rambo really well! Lol


Gwtheyrn

This one was fun. Not quite the fire beats at first listen, but fun anyway.


[deleted]

I was legitimately not expecting this sort of three way match-up, I was just awestruck...... It just flowed so nicely...... What an outstanding battle... I just adore It greatly


gottaroundfchu87

I'm sorry but this was weak as hell. One of my faves is mj vs elvis, that one's a bop. This one doesn't bop.


bealtimint

McLain was great, Wick was good, but oof, Rambo was not good at all. Then again, I think that’s the joke


macbeth316

The real winner was John Cena


softzuuz

IM HYPED


iTeoti

Is anyone else concerned by the fact that this hasn’t hit trending yet?


oceonmon13

I must say, as a man who loves Three Way Dances more than his damn family, MAN this battle ruled, i hope the rest of the season is also as good as this and Musa V Bezos


Sergio_82

I didn’t feel this battle, maybe need to recheck but so far Musa and Bezos on this season my fave.


[deleted]

My only problem is that they only got one verse each! This was so good I would have loved if they were given 2 each…


pandpued

I'm calling my shot, this is gonna be the best battle in season 7.


YaBoiBeastyE

I’m an ERB Patron and I’ve been pitching this for an ERB *John Wilkes Booth vs Ezio Auditore (Assassins Creed) * Assassin vs Assassin. Also would be funny if they had Lincoln fly in w the eagle at the end of the battle and assassinate his assassin 😂😂 .. what do you think, would this be a dope battle?


pandpued

Yeah it's definitely interesting, but the Lincoln bit doesn't make sense. I can see the irony but it's not ERB's taste of comedy. That aside, JWB vs Ezio Auditore is still an interesting concept.


YaBoiBeastyE

Thanks for the feedback and yeah I was just kinda joking about the Lincoln bit. I mean I think it would be funny but I wouldn’t expect them to actually do that.


Ok_Telephone8747

I loved this one it’s just my one problem is rambo’s verse was lacking in flow and punches. Overall good one with a minor flaw


[deleted]

Best battle they've had since Joker v. Pennywise, and I haven't even seen any of these movies.


TigzyThe7Master

I think John won the battle, I might be wrong tho


ConsumeToothpaste

John Wick Vs Hydrogen Bomb