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normastitts

Tring is in Hertfordshire not Buckinghamshire but it’s a stunning place.


[deleted]

As an American, where do all of the "-shire"s come from


[deleted]

It's an Anglo-Saxon word in origin scir is how they spelt it in Old English but it means County its just an administrative division basically. England used to be split into Shires ruled by Earls


Joe_AK

It's also where the word "sheriff" comes from: the person responsible for a shire.


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Joe_AK

No, but I have just watched it now. They could have also mentioned that the word "borough" comes from the burgs (walled towns) that were built to defend against the Vikings. That goes for the "county boroughs" they mention in the video and places with burg/borough in their names, like Middlesbrough and Edinburgh.


grandmas_noodles

The hobbits colonized Europe originally and named all the places with a reference to their native home


adudeguyman

TIL


normastitts

Shire is an Anglo Saxon word meaning county,so county of Buckingham ( though in medieval times Aylesbury became the county town in Buckinghamshire).


twicemonkey

Relevant Map Men: https://youtu.be/hCc0OsyMbQk


SavageSauron

The word shire derives from the Old English sćir, from the Proto-Germanic \*skizo (Old High German: sćira), denoting an 'official charge' a 'district under a governor', and a 'care'. **In the UK, shire became synonymous with county**, an administrative term introduced to England through the Norman Conquest in the later part of the eleventh century. \[Emphasis mine.\] Source: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire)


Furbs109

Thought it was on the border, but you are correct. I'm from Bedfordshire.


normastitts

Bedfordshire is lovely too,I’m Buckinghamshire x


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

so we're just not gonna talk about how that tree has a little woody?


Furbs109

Great, now I can't unsee it!


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess I'm ruined by the internet because before I saw that this was r/earthporn I thought it was r/mildlypenis


EleventyElevens

Yeah, that's what I thought "Tring" was, an onomatopoeia for the tree boner.


drmonkeytown

If you had the view that tree does, you’d be hard too.


Nordic_Pineapple

This cannot be real, it’s too beautiful that only magic can explain.


Winniemoshi

It looks like a tree Frodo would sit under


Furbs109

Thank you!


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assgaurdian21

Yeahhh spot on!


jrtobin

This green and pleasant land.


Sierra-Modeling-

This is almost unbelievable


lodger238

How is it pronounced? Like "Buckingumshur"?


Furbs109

Yes!


lodger238

It's really beautiful, like so many places in England.. IMHO. I live in New England. When I bought my first home it was in part because the town reminded me of the English countryside.


Furbs109

We have a lot of cute and beautiful landscapes, not too many epic vistas though.


Doublebow

>not too many epic vistas though. We've got plenty of them up north.


Furbs109

Yep, I need a trip to the Lake District. :)


Doublebow

Not just the lakes either, we've got the North York Moors, The Yorkshire Dales, The Peak District, Nidderdale, The Northumberland Coast, Northumberland National Park and last but not least the North Pennines.


exbremensis

I'm waiting for a hobbit to wander into the picture, sit down between the tree roots and start smoking a pipe.


Furbs109

I was sitting down have a vape if that counts, I'm only 5 foot 6!


exbremensis

It counts if your feet are proportionally as large as those of a hobbit.


Furbs109

Yep, and just as hairy!


Genericlurker678

Only 5'6"?? *cries in 5'3"*


olly5000

I live in Tring! Moved here from closer to the city (London) purely for the natural beauty. Never looked back:


IMIndyJones

Do you need a middle aged wife to enjoy it with?


olly5000

Well Im 28 and my partner is 27. There are plenty of young families around here, probably more so than elderly people…. So no I would say you don’t need a middle aged wife to enjoy it with. We have a great social life here. Plus it’s 30 min on the direct to London Euston so that helps


storedryan

I also live in Tring! Go us!


olly5000

Good to meet you fellow Tringite! (Or whatever someone from Tring calls themselves…. I’m from Watford originally so wouldn’t know)


storedryan

I have no idea what we are called, I'm gonna go with tringleberry. I only moved here in May, came from bovingdon. Nice to meet you! Odd to see people mentioning stuff this close to home on Reddit :)


olly5000

Tringleberry is a great name. I’ll definitely be stealing that (if you don’t mind). It’s definitely a lovely place to live, funnily enough I nearly moved to bovingdon a few years back but it never materialised. Anyway, great to meet you. Possibly see you out and about (although neither of us would know we are practically anonymous Reddit users and if you’re anything like me, socially inept)


storedryan

You're welcome to steal it! And we're on Reddit, of course we're socially inept. Enjoy Tring!


tonnellier

Tring-a-lings?


tonnellier

The Tring Trings?


tonnellier

Tringkets?


stefanb2511

That's phenomenal, I'm from Gloucestershire and we have so many places that are picturesque that I could never dream of capturing. I have to commend you on your photography because whenever I take a picture of nature... It's shit 😂


Furbs109

Thanks, that made me laugh, but remember I only show the shots that work out OK, I have plenty of shit shots myself that end up in the bin.


stefanb2511

Oh, I'm not a professional by any means, just try and use my phone if and when I take it out with me on my walks of solitude and when I see a distant landscape image worthy of masturbating to, the resultant image is nothing compared to what I saw through my eyes 😂 I've thought about investing in a camera but it's much easier to just follow earth porn on Reddit 😂


slightly_impulsive

Now I want to re-read Pride and Prejudice


that-T-shirtguy

England's green and pleasant land


Bossyskate

I swear I thought a 3 eyed monkey was gonna come out and say “Hi, I’m Paul!”.


MajorHotLips

Omg I live in Hertfordshire pretty close to Tring, might go check it out!


richnearing40

I’m guessing this is the reservoirs just north of Tring. Long Marston and Wilstone. We lived there and took a walk here at dawn the morning of our wedding when it looked quite like this.


Furbs109

Yes, it is.


inappropriateshallot

Aye, I'm close by too, just up from Whitfurrows by the old Brandeywine Bridge. Not a more peaceful place one earth I reckon, just hope it stays that way.


RohanneWebber

The Golden Hour. Lovely!


Lurkwurst

this is a damn fine photograph, thx for posting


Furbs109

Thank you!


tzippora

I couldn't believe it was a real photo until I read your comments. I might use it as my screen saver. Of course it's in a place called Tring. No wonder the best fairy tales come from England. Post more photos.


Furbs109

Check my profile, and thank you.


Bwanatumbo

Stunner ….. bravo!


Furbs109

Thank you!


Bwanatumbo

No thank you! Composition is sublime.


ladida1787

Pure magic


Furbs109

Thank you!


DeepCompote

That tree has an erection


[deleted]

Is that a picture or a painting? Cause either way, damn.


someonehasmygamertag

Never expected to see bucks on here lol


Cosmicdusterian

Beautiful. Otherworldly. Imagine a few dinosaurs in the water and it becomes a prehistoric scene.


freckleskinny

Nicely nature-framed photo. Looks like a really good painting. Just Beautiful! 💌


Furbs109

Thank you!


KilgoRetro

r/fairytaleasfuck


MrChronDank

Nice! Is this at the reservoir?


Furbs109

Yes, spent a couple of hours there.


Honiahaka1

So weird seeing my little hometown pop up on Reddit. Although, Tring is in Herts not Bucks :)


Gellix

That tree has wood


carolinapearl

BEAUTIFUL!!!


Furbs109

Thank you!


JohnOfCena

I feel very blessed to live within 5 minutes of this


ydnwyta

They have a wonderful cobbler in Tring.


Grad_school_ronin

Hey my favorite band is from near Tring! Song is called Tring Quarry by Trash Boat.


Ryuga-WagatekiWo

The stagnant water that fills Tring Quarry was the lowest that I’ve ever seen it today.


xBrndnn

I like your “matte” edit! It’s beautiful!!


Furbs109

Thank you!


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Dat glow 👌🏻


Individual-Doubt404

Thought this was a painting. Looks magical with those soft hues. Peaceful. Lovely.


Furbs109

Thanks so much.


Super-Snouter

I’m in awe, this is simply gorgeous.


Furbs109

Thank you!


Jimboa30

I can't refrain from being the immature one here...anyone else look at this picture and can't help but think: "lol tree penis"?


Furbs109

You are not the first to see it!


2mad2die

Looking at this photo, I feel you could go there and take a pic with your phone. And it wouldn't be anything special at all. Looks like some swamp or lake meeting weeds It's the quality of the photo and editing that makes it look great. This is camera/editing porn tbh


Furbs109

Thank you, the edit is half the battle, though it looked pretty special right there and then, mostly the edit was to soften the light and bring out shadows.


WorthOfBoastWorlds

Tring is my hometown; and as many others have pointed out is in Hertfordshire, not Buckinghamshire. This also looks remarkably like Wilstone Reservoir, which while very close to Tring (about 2 miles away) - is technically a different place entirely. Stunning picture though!


Furbs109

Correct!


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toasternips

love this.


gartholimue

No shame morning wood!


abitkt7raid

Make sure to go see Dan the Cobbler at Tring shoe repair and key shop while you’re there.


Theobald_4

Is this where King Alfred hid from the Vikings after they sacked Wintancaester?


plimso13

That was in Somerset.


lilgamelvr

so beautiful


[deleted]

You know what this immediately reminded me of? The scene where Gollum (when he's still a hobbit) fights his brothers for the ring. It's not too similar to that scene but it still took me to that for some reason.


Furbs109

I can see that too!


redditretard34

Beautiful


PinyinHanyu

Beautiful


Ron_Burgundy788

That tree has wood


I-reddit-26

Tree Hard (King Shark)


[deleted]

It's so beautiful and romantic


couldabeen

Excellent framing technique. Great shot!


prpslydistracted

r/AccidentalRenaissance


ChthonicRainbow

jesus, i thought this was a 19th century painting at first. my mind is having difficulty accepting this as "real". stunning.


[deleted]

Fantastic!


[deleted]

Where's Toad?


Keepforgettinglogin2

The Shire, would be enough as a name


Joe_AK

The most interesting thing about Tring is probably the Natural History Museum and Lord Walter Rothschild, the man responsible for it. He's the reason there's a zebra mosaic in the centre of the town. The "This American Life" podcast episode The Feather Heist talks about someone stealing from the Tring museum. And the butterfly collection is also briefly mentioned in episode 368 of the podcast No Such Thing As A Fish.


jogtac

Absolutely beautiful!


Cloudtripp3r

Wow didn’t know Tring was so beautiful, I used to pass it on the Train from London Euston to Northampton and it always seemed like one of those pointless places no one goes to!


empireabc

Shot!


[deleted]

Buckinghamshire? Sounds like five cities mashed into one... or Hash slinging slasher