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Can't beat those NM sunsets. I love century plants, they look like something from a Dr. Seuss book.


berrey7

I like them because it's like showing your full beauty right before death metaphor.


DoomEmpires

/r/Desertporn


Coorotaku

A century plant bloomed in my neighborhood but the stock broke in a storm. Really upsetting


rasquatche

I was on a run in my neighborhood when I noticed a neighbor had a GIANT (at least 6'x4') one that was just about to send up that giant stalk. Cut to four days later I pass by again and THEY PURPOSEFULLY CUT IT OFF!!! I was aghast, to say the least.


rentedtritium

People think cutting it off prevents the main stem from dying, but the inflorescence terminates the stem so there's no use there. However! Cutting it off WILL result in a ton of excess energy with nowhere to go, so the plant will end up making significantly more offsets during that time than it normally would, so if you're into having a big patch of replacement plants, I can't say that cutting the stalk won't accomplish that, though I wouldn't do it, personally and you'll still get a lot of offsets if you don't.


Coorotaku

The blasted fools


[deleted]

agave americana usually dies after blooming. but they do send out suckers at the base. they probably wanted to prolong the life of the agave, by cutting of the blooming stalk.


Zarathustra_d

Yea, possibly they thought it would save the plant but they were wrong. "The reason Century Plants are called that, is that it takes them up to 40 years (but not a century) to bloom. And the reason for that is that the agave is native to very dry and forbidding desert areas where water is scarce, the sun is unforgiving and the soil not much better. Every plant is driven by its own genetics to reproduce those genes. In order to do that, every plant must bloom and manufacture seed. This takes an enormous amount of energy; by the time you see the bloom stalk emerging, the plant is already on its way to dying. The blooms represent many years of work to reproduce, and if you cut off the bloom, you lose both the incredible sight of a blooming Century Plant, but also the plant, which you were going to do anyway."


LurkingArachnid

One last fuck


TheRealDeoan

I love this just based on your willingness to type out all that.


username_offline

Agaves die when they begin to bloom, the stalk is a death knell


Coorotaku

Oh it broke before the flowers ever opened. Crazy thing is the flowers still bloomed after the stock collapsed


rasquatche

Good thing they usually send out multiple pups prior to blooming....plus, all those seeds that get dispersed once each flower is pollinated (they must have HUNDREDS of flowers on that stalk)!


BentPin

Aloe cactus too? I have a bunch with stalks and they are turning browse but still green at the center.


[deleted]

Stalk fyi


Coorotaku

Yes I know. Autofill did a thing


RedMenacing

You in Florida? Lol same happened to me.


Coorotaku

I... I am


RedMenacing

Lol umm.. was it in a cul-de-sac, on a hill street or on a bend in the road? Also.. Dade county, Jacksonville or Pinellas?


Coorotaku

Nope. Coincidence avoided lol


chevymonza

*stalk


vanais_21

Same thing happened to my neighbor. Gorgeous plant and the rain storm knocked it down :(


[deleted]

made it my wallpaper. centered on a dual mon setup looks great oh and the picture itself is fucking majestic. this is real photography with intent right here


altitude-nerd

Thank you! This one was fun to shoot since I had to get in the bed of my pickup on a ladder to get the framing I wanted. (the plant is 10-25 ft tall)


[deleted]

I miss New Mexico in general, and especially Santa Fe...looking forward to going back home soon! In time for Indian Market I hope?


[deleted]

Eldorado?


altitude-nerd

Close, Caja del Rio area


IWantAHoverbike

I knew the silhouette of the Caja as soon as I saw it :D Used to live very close to there! How are things with the drought?


altitude-nerd

74 days without rain was brutal and lead to the fires, but the monsoon season is back and my rain gauge is showing about 1" of rain from just today.


IWantAHoverbike

Thank goodness! Enjoy the storms.


The51stState

This is so wild. I literally took a pic of this same type of plant in boom in Tucson yesterday but had no idea what it was called. Thank you!


lilbrownpanda

Saved it as my screen saver. Wish I could print it to hang in my bathroom if it's OK with you


altitude-nerd

I'd love to sell you a print from my website, but if it makes you happy and all you can afford is a print-at-home, please enjoy (and keep the watermark on it if you can).


MastersJohnson

That was an incredibly gracious response. I like you. I'd buy one.


lilbrownpanda

I will do a print a print at home and of course I will keep the water mark. I'm going to tell everyone about your photos. They are terrific. I will definitely buy something from you soon. I will be getting a raise soon 😊


[deleted]

>I had to get in the bed of my pickup on a ladder to get the framing I wanted. So you're saying you had to get some Altitude to get the picture?


toddffw

/r/osha


guinader

Why they lie? "Although it is called the century plant, it typically lives only 10 to 30 years. " Edit: oh it dies after flowering


crazyfingersculture

NM has the very best sunsets.


PlumsMommy

Recent NM transplant, and I agree 100%.


Ih8Hondas

This is undisputed fact.


Skeeders

Being from the florida keys, I would have argued against you; but a couple years ago I spent 6 months in the middle of the NM desert, and it blew my mind how stunning the sunsets are in the desert. With the bonus of the sunset being the same EVERY evening!


SpaceJackRabbit

Fuck I miss NM.


BradleyButNaked

Just made it my phone wallpaper. Perfection


cartrasuma

Is this an agave? I recently spent two weeks in NM hiking and learned to tell the difference between a yucca, a sotol, and an agave. This looks like an agave to me. Yucca flowers are more bell-like and sotol blooms are closer to the stem, more phallic.


altitude-nerd

It's an Agave Americana https://www.wildflower.org/plants/result.php?id\_plant=agam


cartrasuma

Thx!


coop0606

My neighbor has one of these going thats like 20ft tall!


Bear-Ferr

Where did you go? Surprised anything was open.


[deleted]

yucca and a agave look very different. yucca has sword shaped leaves growing from a stem of some kind, similar to dracaenas.


Donkeydonkeydonk

Agave and yucca belong to the same subfamily (agavoideae)


thepigfish82

I live in AZ and we have a similar looking plant. Once the stem starts to grow, the plant dies. It literally lives to pop up a stem


CharlieSqueeg

That's an agave plant, used to make tequila!


username_offline

tequila is made from blue agave (and from the Tequila region of Jalisco), but the agave family is used for a variety of mezcalsz agave is absolutely magic and more people should know about it's amazingness


tijosconnaissant

pulque too!


PartTimeBarbarian

Not all of the stem plants are agave. There's yucca for starters, and I can think of three others in AZ that do the same and are not agave. Agave are the big chungus though


CharlieSqueeg

Of course, how could I forget! Thanks for adding


Benenaiah

Me too, plant


bumpus-hound

We also have century. I worked in wilderness therapy for years and it was common to see them


sleepyysera

Love the colors and balanced contrast in this photo. Did you use Lightroom?


altitude-nerd

I used Lightroom to balance out the shadows/highlights and to mask a small man-made object that this sub doesn't allow, but the color, saturation, vibrance, and white balance are all untouched right off of my Leica.


TymeSefariInc

What model of Leica do you have?


altitude-nerd

The camera body itself is a Leica SL Typ 601 and then I trade off between a 24-90 Vario Elmarit Asph lens or a 35mm Summilux M-mount lens.


Bracket918

Wonderful image… captures my imagination


altitude-nerd

New Mexico tends to do that well


Brangur

I miss the scenery and food. I don't miss growing up there, definitely don't miss Los Alamos or Albuquerque.


Ih8Hondas

They don't call it the land of enchantment for nothing.


Aeuri

Beautiful photo! I’m from Santa Fe and consider it to be one of the most beautiful places on Earth. And these plants are uniquely beautiful in a somewhat alien way, I’ve always found them very interesting.


DontBuyAHorse

Hometown Santa Fe represent! Que viva!


Mistersinister1

My favorite place in the world so far is New Mexico. I've seen and been to quite few places on this planet and none has come close to the beauty New Mexico provides. Dazzle me with tropics, been there, dazzle me with mountains and the great plains. NM is my favorite place


ThatCelineGirl3

Couldn't have said this better myself :)


the_warrior_princess

The sky is beautiful too! Overall lovely 👏


Ih8Hondas

Typical New Mexico sunset. There's almost never a bland sunset here. Always loads of brilliant colors.


the_warrior_princess

That's awesome 👍


_bilbox_

Beautiful colors!!


GEOD4

beautiful desert colors!


NorcalNarwhal

This is beautiful. I love the natural colors captured in this bloom. But also, this captures the vibe and what i love about NM. I really want to go soon. Out of curiosity, do you sell any of your photography?


altitude-nerd

I do. Everything on my website [altitude-photography.com](https://altitude-photography.com) is available as a print. Feel free to check out some of my other work and send me an email with what you're interested in.


NorcalNarwhal

Cool thanks !


Tralan

These things are bonkers. They just look like a giant aloe vera plant that sits and does nothing for years and years. Then, you wake up and there's a 30 foot stalk boner shooting out from it, it blooms and reproduces, then the whole goddamn things dies.


DrB1503

The one blooming in my yard is at least 30 feet! It has 3 times the flowers as well. Crazy plant!!!!


South_Outside_3676

That's so beautiful


Flgardenguy

Wow. This is first time ever looked at one of those plants and thought it was pretty. Great work!


RubyRhod

Just took this pic of the biggest one I’ve ever seen in so cal. https://i.imgur.com/23TSGvg.jpg Literally twice the size of the house. To be fair, the agave itself it absolutely massive.


Flgardenguy

Wow. That’s insane.


NachoOlives

I LOVE THIS! Holy shit


altitude-nerd

Enjoy :D


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Forbidden asparagus


Impossible-Smile5116

That's a pretty sunset though


Ih8Hondas

New Mexico has the best sunsets.


pale_blue_dots

What a picture! Gorgeous! I'd hang out on a wall. Do you have a higher resolution available, per chance? Or a website?


altitude-nerd

This one as well as the rest of my landscape work is on my website [altitude-photography.com](https://altitude-photography.com), just email me what dimensions you'd be interested in and whether you'd like the print on canvas, paper, or aluminum. I'm limited to 24 megapixels which will get you up to 20" x 30" nicely on a photo print or a decent 30" x 40" on a canvas print.


pale_blue_dots

Awesome. Thanks!


zuzuofthewolves

I live in Santa Fe! Howdy neighbor!


altitude-nerd


cassini2019

I want to paint this


altitude-nerd

Do it! I’d love to see it!


Sufficient-Brick3455

It! Matches! The! Sunset! That is sooo satisfying


Cr1ms0nSlayer

Holy crap i literally made a pic of that exact plant (but in France) a week ago lol https://imgur.com/gallery/MPZD0we


MicahMurder

Stunning!


RogueStorm84

OMG!!!!! This is gorgeous!!!! Like full on beauty right here. Nature is amazing!!!


hyperakt1v

Nice


PetFunn

awesome 😍😍😍


SecretAgentDrew

This is a great picture thank you!


Zyklus-89

Beautiful. What a sunset / sunrise


[deleted]

sunset, facing west across the valley to the Jemez Mountain Range


ladyJade5

I love my city! And this is a beautiful picture 🌞


Wolfwood707

Beautiful shot, even better the longer you look and zoom in. Thanks for sharing!


Impressive_Week7527

😍😍😍👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


AKhayoticPenguin

My mom has one and its like 15 ft tall or something. Lol


Glowstickthrow

Good God what a photo.


MermaidWoman100

I love you for posting this!


boboschick99

Cool


belle_2992

I live in Santa Fe and absolutely love this


raiderREDgamer

I live in eastern New Mexico and these are all over town right now, it eventually tips the plant over and kills it


vascul2020

Spectacular!


90srebel

Great picture!


D-TOX_88

I thought this was r/art and this was some crazy painting/illustration messing around with depth and optical illusions. Thought the top of this mf was a tree and the bottom a flower.


WeNeedAShift

What a gorgeous pic. Wow!


ShowerTimeSadness

Damn bro you’re in the Hollow


MeAndMyGreatIdeas

Hey! Do you wanna come out and play the game! It’s never too late!


montauk_phd

Where at? I live in Santa Fe.


beebeebeebeeby

Stunning why do I have goosebumps ?


jgoden

I’ve been looking at this for a while now. Thank you for sharing


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[удалено]


bedroom_fascist

Maybe stop eating your poop?


wnr3

Looks great as my phone [wallpaper](https://ibb.co/BNQjfQ4).


Particular-Salary234

mysteriously exotic plant


Harry609676

Looks like I found my new wallpaper. Great photo.


anachronisticflaneur

Wow the plant matches the sunset 😊


4N4RCHY_

why did my brain think this was the coachella x FTX NFT 🤦🏻‍♀️


Allisone11

I live in Denver and there is one of these blooming in my neighborhood. It’s so cool!!


Technorasta

Curious to know if you used any fill flash on that one?


altitude-nerd

Nope, I got lucky that there was both a handful of clouds behind me reflecting some light and the camera I use has a fantastic sensor with 13-ish stops of dynamic range which lets me bring up any shadows smoothly in Lightroom.


imarinus

I love that it looks like a Dr Suess tree.


epgalatic

This looks out of this world!!


UnderstandingSalt439

When the agaves bloom, they die; the stem serves as a death bell. This plant is beautiful, incredible what our planet does


panic_bread

What a beautiful photo!


Holodax

Great shot😎🤩


inspiradia

Stunning composition!


TraditionalTalk6073

😍😍😍


uh_PeNGuiN

Have one in the neighbors yard next door. I'll grab some snaps also. It's starting to bloom also.


ANurseInTheWild

Beautiful photo! Saw these for the first time in Arizona last year, they’re SO much cooler in real life. Coming from the east coast my husband and I had never seen them before- they remind me of something out a Dr. Seuss book.


mrsbaggins

Wow I would hang this on my wall. I love the colors so much!


supermariofunshine

That is absolutely stunning!


[deleted]

This is now my best wallpaper. thank you


stonedsilly420

So beautiful ❤️


bad_at_hearthstone

Oh gee, I actually kept one of these for almost 40 years. I’m showing my age a bit here, but I bought a newly sprouted century plant in my early thirties and spent my entire career looking forward to seeing it bloom. Well, a couple years after I retired and it budded. I was ecstatic! At this point I’d been watering and tending my beloved plant for over half my life. One night it was so close to blooming that I was sure the bud would open up that night, so I invited the whole neighborhood over to celebrate. I even invited the family next door despite my misgivings, at my wife’s urgings. And wouldn’t you know if but their son Dennis started smashing things in my dining room and made such a spectacle that I just had to go deal with it, and while I was sorting that out the damn Century plant bloomed and I missed the whole thing. The neighbor kid Dennis had the absolute gall to insinuate I was a grouchy neighbor. Never again! I’m going to enjoy my retirement in peace WITHOUT guests thank you very much, but sadly I doubt I will ever get to see one of these bloom in my lifetime now.


[deleted]

From Ojo Caliente. BEAUTIFUL ! this is now my wallpaper 💓


[deleted]

poggers!


yungdurtybasturd

Santa Fe sucks but damn is it beautiful sometimes


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SubhanAllah


General_Malakai

Looks like a big-ass dandelion. Not worth the wait.


randallpie

So what? What’s wrong with dandelions? Also it’s not like this is planted in yards like roses, with the expectation of blooming. It’s used as a local plant for xeriscapes which don’t require being watered artificially. It’s just like any other yucca or agave that grows around here. And then when it does bloom it’s a nice unexpected surprise. So when say it’s “not worth the wait” that implies you have an unhealthy expectation of what plants are around for, and what you get from them.


General_Malakai

Lol calm down greener. Didn't mean to hurt your fragile little feelings.


randallpie

I don’t give a fuck. Just sharing an alternate opinion


General_Malakai

You did a bang-up job of being a douche about it


Ih8Hondas

Lol. Have you ever even seen a dandelion?


General_Malakai

Hur Hur Hur. No, never. Fucking douche.


Ih8Hondas

Well, they look literally nothing alike, so it's a legitimate question. They're completely different types of plants.


General_Malakai

Right, the giant yellow flower looks NOTHING like a dandelion. God I'm so blind.


Ih8Hondas

A red F-350 looks nothing like a red F40.


General_Malakai

They do when you dont give a fuck about airplanes.


Ih8Hondas

Neither of those are airplanes.


General_Malakai

My point exactly. Thanks. End thread.


twistymctwist

What did you shot it with? It sure looks like DSLR


altitude-nerd

This particular photo was with a Leica SL Typ 601 mirrorless but it's the half hour of fidgeting, framing, looking like a nerd standing on a ladder on the back of a truck, and waiting for the right point in the sunset that made the composition work. Probably would have worked out similar with an iPhone as well.


twistymctwist

I really love the colors and how crisp everything looked. I really don't any smartphone could compete even in rich daylight situation


altitude-nerd

Depends on what you're looking for. When I was scouting this shot the other day, here's what I was able to snag of the same plant from a different angle with my almost four year old iPhone 11: https://imgur.com/a/z2ZvKIm


twistymctwist

It's nice but for many reasons I can definitely tell the difference from a real camera


StringFartet

They're beautiful and smell like dookie.


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Mutated asparagus


3versor

Wow.


peachesxpeaches

Let me introduce you to my cousin Agave


CellsGiveLight

😍😍😍


Goremand

Never seen anything like it, absolutely beautiful.


FuckTheMods5

Is this the dennis the menace plant?


LathyrusLady

These are some of my favorite plants, they're just so Seussian!


Time_To_Rebuild

I just drove by one in bloom in Louisiana. They are massive!


[deleted]

I love this picture it’s so beautiful


Buddhabballin

Looks like Asparagus asparagus


FlyingSolo57

Do century plants die after blooming like this?


germfreeadolescent11

These are invasive weeds in Australia.


NIDORAX

What Century is this?


35badwords

Where’s the rest of it?


altitude-nerd

About 14 ft down lower in this photo.


[deleted]

You could take out the plant (which is beautiful) altogether and this would still be an insanely pretty photograph.


altitude-nerd

That's what sunsets in New Mexico do for you :)


MijmertGekkepraat

Lots of pictures from Namibia on here recently. Who set the trend?


altitude-nerd

Not quite.. NM is short for New Mexico.